what are ur best pick up lines??????

[raul_gotbeat]

what are the best pickup lines u guys have ever used ...*uck it, u can even post the worst ones too...lol

[ILoveJDM]

this is dumb

and you even posted under General chat related to 240sx and z cars.

[shiftdrift]

picking up the ladies is related to driving a 240sx lol

[lflkajfj12123]

do you live by the forest?

CUZ YOU'RE A FOX

[shiftdrift]

haha. here's mine.
do you live in tennessee? because you're the only ten i see.

[240orNothin']

Are you a good driver ? Because your driving me insane ;)

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

[obsolete]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

lol winner

[spooled240]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

ROFL

msglength

i like the tennessee one lol

[S14_Kouki]

Do you like pizza??

[thats14guy]

"hey are you down for sex and pizza friday night?"

-if she says no, then you say

"alright, well how about pasta?"

[matts13vert]

are your parents retarded?...................
bc youre special <3

works everytime

[kapeta34]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

bwahahahha /thread

[Grenade180sx]

are you a female? Check!

[az_240]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

^This one wins

[sincity_sil80]

hey you look tired.. wanna sit on my penis??

is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants.

do you get fries with that shake?

or my favorite.. : make me a sandwhich!

[peetiewonder]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

on a scale from 1 to 10... can i have yo numba?

[initial_jc]

have your homie say have you met (insert your name here), then he walks awayand leave you two there alone.

This could turn out awkward if you have no game

[matty v]

does this rag smell like chloroform?

works for me :)

[Tom25666]

i have lots of money. i will buy you things if you have sex with me.
haven't tried this one but seems like it would work

[ZX88]

dayum girl da back of yo head is ridiculous. so can i have yo number?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw

[PNgo12]

hey! you dropped something...

its your number can i have it

[ayuaddict]

have your homie say have you met (insert your name here), then he walks awayand leave you two there alone.

This could turn out awkward if you have no game

BARRNEEEYYYYYYYYYYY STINNNSSSOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

only works for Ted by the way.

[matty v]

dayum girl da back of yo head is ridiculous. so can i have yo number?
YouTube - Mad TV-Can I Have Your Number (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw)

definently a classic

[Weedm]

Hi, my name is (inster name), but you can call me tonight.

[D.Adams]

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I'll be Burger King you'll be McDonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it ...

My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear. ( she says yes i am ) Dang! it must be 30minutes fast

[HyperTek]

dont use pick up lines, learn game
Pick Up Artist :: Pick-up Artist Forum: Videos, Pictures, Thousands of Articles, & FREE Membership! (http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/)

[renegade_ewok]

First rule of fight club, man...

Those who want it will find it. I could post a ton of -ish but I dont because pick up lines are heavily situational...

[duynguyenn240]

boy: damn there is something wrong with my fone.
girl: what?
boy:your numbers not in it.

[angeloespejo]

did you fall from heaven ? cause your face looks like it hit the ground at a million mph

[matts13vert]

did you fall from heaven ? cause your face looks like it hit the ground at a million mph

omg win!!!!!

[chucky norris]

i am mclovin . . . . .

[951's 330i]

If you and i were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Lets play midget boxing.....Get down on your knees and blow the hell out of me

lol

[renegade_ewok]

You look like you could bust nuts better than a pistachio junkie...

[angeloespejo]

girl if your pussy was an apple , would you let me have a bite?

[dOMEmE]

sup girl, you wanna be the lucky one to have my abortion?

or

sup girl, you wana be the lucky one to collect child support checks from me next year?

[mytwofourtee]

did you fall from heaven ? cause your face looks like it hit the ground at a million mph

hahahah fail.. that one had me crackin up good.

[slidewayz350]

Hey girl let me lick you where you pee.

Hey girl let me stick it in your tater.

You could also pull your dick out of you pants and ask her if your shoes are untied. Done that many times at a party when shit faced.

[sickstatus]

hey you wanna go on a date with me?

i drive a 240sx.

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

hey whats up girl? you jerk? Yes!? Peace bitchhhhhhh! We dougie round here!

[iLL_sx]

Hey what's up I drive a 240 (nough said)


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[angeloespejo]

Hey what's up I drive a 240 (nough said)


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this is my personal favorite lol :naughtyd:

[sparkyS13]

hey whats up girl? you jerk? Yes!? Peace bitchhhhhhh! We dougie round here!


winner!!!
winner!!

[Xbroke_kidX]

dont use pick up lines, learn game
Pick Up Artist :: Pick-up Artist Forum: Videos, Pictures, Thousands of Articles, & FREE Membership! (http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/)

Do not use the internet to learn how to pick up on girls. Grow some fucking balls and just talk to them.

[TeamFRAT]

Yo Baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

[raul_gotbeat]

fuck that, doctor is for kids, lets play gynecologist.....or

excuse me but have i fucked u yet???? or

the word of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spead the word....lol

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Hey babe, wanna go back to my place? Oh, could you drive, though, my 240sx won't start.

[BoostSlideWayz]

walk up to the hottest girl u see... my penis is wanted by the CIA i need to hide it some where. or... yo the word of the day is legs... i expect we go back to my place and spread the word. sit on my lap well talk about the first thing that pops up. ay yo u got somthing on your chest... my eyes O_O

i just go ... hi how are you ? im fine you ? im pretty good... hey listen i own a 240sx ( omg i wanna have sex with you now )

[lflkajfj12123]

her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

[raul_gotbeat]

her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

oh dude thats a good one....props..lol

[DALAZ_68]

her: oh i'm sorry i have a boyfriend
you: really? i have a goldfish!
her: what?
you: oh i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

LOL...ive actually used this one...totally worked...LOL...fucked up i know...:ddog:


funniest one i've herd

guy:Hey girl, how bout we go get a pizza then fuck at ur place
her:WTF!?
guy: what? you dont like pizza?

[brndck]

you: blah blah blah

her: but i have a boyfriend

you: boyfriends are like soccer goalies, its their JOB to keep everything out, but they can't always.

her: umkay buttsects?

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

you: my dick is 12 inches long.
girl: chyeah right.
you: http://jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/sad-face-paper-bag11.jpg

[thestreetzking]

alright guys this one works:

lick your finger and touch her shirt,
Then say "lets get you outta these wet clothes"

[army240]

Me (pointing some cute girl making a sign to her to come here with a finger)
Her : What?!?
Me : Hey, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my hand!

[StevenMFQiu]

-Do you want this to go from rape to homicide?


-Get in the car bitch I'm Chuck Norris.

[brody8877]

-OH BEBE WHATS YO NAME (u gotta say it fast)

[Agamemnon]

How do you like your eggs in the morning; fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

[Csomme]

yo..........



Lemme pee in your butthole......



...Just a lil' sprikle.

[gahbie55]

are you tired?
cause you have been running through in my mind

[Bubbles]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.


I like the cut of your jib.

[jdizzy204]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpUMYQe6uHY

[Gnnr]

qpUMYQe6uHY

fixed that for you

[thats14guy]

hey, show me your tits.

(applies to sluts and drunken hot messes)

[thats14guy]

...oh you have a boyfriend? dang...well call me when you want a MANfriend

http://deansguide.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/quagmire.jpg

[BustedS13]

Yo Baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

hey, stop using my line.

[ericcastro]

Hi, Im Eric Castro.

[DALAZ_68]

Hi, Im Eric Castro.


i used that line too...it worked...:bigok:

[TeamFRAT]

hey, stop using my line.


Hey, I gotta use what works ok...



My dick wont suck itself

[brndck]

hi, people sometimes mistake me for eric castro.

[franklin93zx]

Hi, Im Eric Castro.
LMAO / thread, I'm gonna get so many chicks with this line hahah

[jeremy242]

do you work on a chicken farm? Cause you really know how to raise some cock!

[treezzy]

your like a parking ticket you got fine written all over you..... ha

[joeapple8]

Sup girl, if y0 vagina was a pineapple empanada would u let me get a bite?

[BustedS13]

yo gurl, if your cervix was an alligator, could i give you a rimjob

[ayuaddict]

http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab21/ayuaddict2/BTRkN.jpg

[Ceepo]

^ someone do this!!!

Nice shoes,(pause) wanna F***?

[XeroX]

If your like at a coffee joint and near the sugar and milk area and a hot chick comes up next to you, grab a sugar packet and throw it on the ground..

"Dropped yo name suga!"

lol, hella lame but sadly its been done hah

[enkei2k]

Hi there, I don't have AIDS/HIV/STDs, so don't worry about anything.

[s13xturbo]

Damn baby girl, if you were the passenger door on my coupe, I would bang you all day till you closed.

[DataXUnknown]

I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queeeen ;)

[upsdude]

I have a full time job.

[marveezee]

Yo Baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

-omg i love j and silent bob.
-Eric Castro wins


this is one for the guys to say:
aye girl, do you have asthma?
cuz you got ass ma!


since im a girl:
i change my own oil and tires on my 240

[brndck]

since im a girl:
i change my own oil and tires on my 240

instant win.
marry me?

[marveezee]

instant win.
marry me?


your in costa mesa. maybe lol

[Siphter]

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.

sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

[TurboSE]

My name is Patrick Swayze (really)...I've never learned many pick-up lines because a convo starts as soon as I introduce myself (full name of course)...but there are a lot of good ones in this thread.

[JohnnyDrfiter22]

Story and line from thursday night out. so im chilling at the bar grabbing some drinks and this girl keeps eye balling me, I smile at her. Walk over ot my boys hand them their drinks turned around and there she was....So I introduce myself hi, im johnny. she says like hi im amanda. I already knew she wanted the dick so i said to myself screw it, ill say whatever....Next thing i say is you have pretty eyes, how do you like your va jay jay licked? she laughed and complimented me back, we ended up chatting it up all night and her and her friends came to my place and we partied for awhile.

[BoostSlideWayz]

Ay girl if i was a water mellon would you spit out my seed ??

[brndck]

Story and line from thursday night

you're in jersey. did she stab you after you fucked her?

[Tantwoforty]

your in costa mesa. maybe lol
im closer!

hey guys, go try this: talk to a girl you know, say some stupid shit, somehting like.. i have a erection hideing in my belt line.. and they quickly ask her what time it is...
works every time.

[gzer750]

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?

[TurboSE]

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?


Too many pervs stroked their goatee while saying it.....

[spoolandslide]

"Hi, I'm Date Mike. It's nice to meet me."

[NismoDriverS13]

"Hi, nice shoes! wanna fuck?" works all the time.

[Bricksquad1017]

girl: i wish i could get my abs back

me: i herd that riding on top is a good work out

girl: thats way better then the gym and more fun



take in to concideration she was 105 pounds wanting to lose weight and get her abs back

[Bubbles]

what ever happened to "hi you come here alot"?



Never worked in the first place.

[lou's40sx]

"Hey there, are you tired of people making fun of you? Are you kinda fat and probably have low self esteem but wealthy parents? So..Why don't you save yourself all the drama of life buy me dinner and a movie and I'll be good to you. And if you act now, I'll sweeten the deal with public hand holding and we can wear matching Emo clothing.

Here's how to order......"

[ms!3]

if i were to flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

[dontxploitme]

are you an angel? because i want to put my penis in your vagina.

so full of win! haha

i'm surprised this one hasn't been said
"if i was your heart, would you let me beat?"

or if you happen to be bill clinton
"suck my dick, there's a future in it!"
haha classic chappelle

[MooGong]

this just random cuz i was watching it LOL

I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc....

[TeamFRAT]

Just bend over and give her the bat wing....

Then ridicule her for being a ball gazer. Then in complete embarassment from her she'll have to talk to you.

[H.A.R.T B18C1EG6]

Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!

[Iamdave]

if you live in Arizona you can use this one.

boy:hey cutie where are you from?
girl: Brazil
Boy: i dont think those cops think so.. inless you wanna live in mexico you should come back to my place.

[240sxChillen]

Hey girl, your feet must be tired, because you've been giving me a footjob all day you dirty whore!

So fuckin lame.:duh:

[fcdrifter20]

this is something i have sientificly proven over the las couple years...

you walk up to a girl. introduce yourself real quick, then soothingly whisper in her ear..."you wana go have some fun"..fromt there the door is open to various things. Its up to you to do with her what ever it is you want to do.

thru vigorous trial and error i have proven that this works. And Mr. Literal can vouch for me on this one:bigok:

[keistyle]

I always hit them first. Or bump, which ever is easier.

You can apologize, then go from there. (insert funny attraction joke)

Just don't over do it.

It really works best in a crowded area. (mall etc.)

Girls don't like nosy people.

Everything really just depends on where you are at.

Take a dog to the park.

Credit card to the mall.

NEVER talk about cars either.

[limited240]

i am mclovin . . . . .
nice.................

[limited240]

since im a girl:
i change my own oil and tires on my 240[/quote]
hey lets meet and have some fun. ;)

[miravete]

if you know the girl:

so my girlfriend, i mean EX-girlfriend told me youre single...

[driftlife]

blind guy goes to a fish store and says "well hello ladies "