Funny drunk stop story.

[STL240SX]

Not sure if any of you guys know or not, but i have been a cop for about 4 years now. Anyway last night i stopped someone who was swerving pretty badly, did the usual on site sobriety testing. This woman started going CRAZY she was all trying to proposition me for sex to get out of going to jail. Then stripped down to next to nothing, and proceeded to puke all over the hood of my car! NASTY, anyway i had to cuff her take her with me, and the whole way with breath still stinking like puke, she was still trying to kiss on me and get me to let her go. Juat thought it was kind of funny and thought you guys might get a kick out of this.

[crioten]

where do you live in st louis?

[KiDyNomiTe]

Thats nastier than it is funny.

[transient]

I'd have to agree with kiddyno on that one, but it's still entertaining :)

You guys must get to put up with a lot of bull**** :(. Whenever I get pulled over, I just try to be totally straight, keep my hands on the wheel, let the officer know exactly what i'm reaching for when he requests my license and registration (ie. Licence is in my wallet, i'll get that now. Registration is in the glove box, which i'll get for you now) etc, just to try them feel a bit safer. I know it's gotta be scary as **** when you're going up to some car, which could house god knows what kind of nutbag.

[oberkill]

Yeah where are you in St. Louis? If you see a black S13 with Silvia conversion and a big front mount all I have to say is "I didnt do it!!!" LOL

Glad you get the damn drunk people off the road! I work until Midnight wed-sat and on the way home Friday and Sat night it can get a bit interesting dodging drunken morons when I leave Bridgeton!

Alan

[STL240SX]

Im right around the Richmond Heights, Brentwood area. Yeah, sometimes theres a lot to deal with, but all and all not a bad job. I cant complain. It is sometimes a little unnerving walking up to the drivers door without knowing exactly what your in for, but i guess you kind of get used to it after a while.

Hope i never have to chase down that nice 240!

[Bill Roberts]

I don't think I would ever get used to approaching a car without knowing the full MO of the driver. Man, she tried to kiss you??? puke and all?? that is most nasty...not to mention the stench in your car. Maybe you did not have to transport her...you know the whole routine of having a female officer there to handle females..If I were you, I would not have transported her...instead I would have requested a female officer. no telling what a drunk woman can make up and get IA involved.

[STL240SX]

Normally i would agree, a female officer would have been better suited to the situation, but thats the whole reason we have cameras that record over the dash and also into the rear where the person in custody is seated. Its so that things cant be misconstrued as improper conduct. Its basically there to protect us from things like that.

[turtlepower240]

lol that's hilarious! gross, but funny...

[RBBaby]

I dont like police. and I streetrace in saint louis, on heavily populated public roads. :p

[OldSklS13]

you hit it?




:p

[STL240SX]

NO WAY!!:confused:

[Maeda]

Was she hot? j/k

thats pretty awful.... hope you didn't get any crusty leftover puke on your uniform...

[KOUKI KA-T]

That's heinous! Puke is nasty to clean up, some girl i was giving a ride home one night because she was hammered tried puking out the window, but the wind blew it back in and all over the inside of my rear windshield Then she tried to grab my junk to make up for it. She was nasty though, (always works out that way ;) )....well I hope she didn't get any puke in your car too.

[transient]

Are you guys allowed to hold them on the side of the road till they finish puking or do you have to take em in right away or something?

[oberkill]

I promise not to make you chase me all over St. Louis if you promise to forget any illegal stuff that may or may not be on my car when you see it driving around! LOL

I dont ever get down your way though. Car will most likely go between home and the track for the most part. I am getting too old to play on the street anymore. I went and got responsible somewhere along the way! The funny thing is I drive way faster in the Escort than I do in the 240... :)

Alan

[DarkRaptor42]

Originally posted by oberkill
I promise not to make you chase me all over St. Louis if you promise to forget any illegal stuff that may or may not be on my car when you see it driving around! LOL

I dont ever get down your way though. Car will most likely go between home and the track for the most part. I am getting too old to play on the street anymore. I went and got responsible somewhere along the way! The funny thing is I drive way faster in the Escort than I do in the 240... :)

Alan

ohh seriosuly man i know how that is. My escorts a car, my s13s my baby.

[SilviaSativa]

Yah dood I am in STL from time to time, so if you see a Black 4-door legend with smoke pouring out the windows, PLEASe don't pull me over :p

PS:THIS POST WAS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL!

[SilviaSativa]

Double Post, Sorry!

I'm Stoned:D

[whateverjames]

Originally posted by STL240SX
Not sure if any of you guys know or not, but i have been a cop for about 4 years now. Anyway last night i stopped someone who was swerving pretty badly, did the usual on site sobriety testing. This woman started going CRAZY she was all trying to proposition me for sex to get out of going to jail. Then stripped down to next to nothing, and

whoa, that story almost started out like a porno movie ;)

[Tuck&Poke]

Originally posted by Maeda
Was she hot? j/k

thats pretty awful.... hope you didn't get any crusty leftover puke on your uniform...

hahah...no seriously, was she hot?