Help me name my new pet!!!!!

[s14slide]

I got a new pet from the wifey yesterday, and now I can't figure out what I want to name him/her. I was thinking of the name of the emporer from emporers new groove, but I can't think of it. Since he is an emporer, I want to give 'em sort of a majestic sounding name. Heres some pics of em.

[s14slide]

2

[silnv]

Mathayus The Rock in Scorpion King

[Maeda]

name it 'dog'!

[mrmephistopheles]

Cuzco?

I'd say name it Fido.

[Bbandit]

i'd name it "bubu"

[BeatJunky]

:::hijack:::

The wifey and I picked up a juvenile leopard gecko last week. We named it Mongoose.

Anyway... You could call yours puppy roughnuts.:coolugh:


Here's a pic...

[BeatJunky]

Another

[mrmephistopheles]

BAD BEATJUNKY!
*swats him on the wrist!*
NO hijacking! :hammer:

:D :D :D :D :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ruf]

Why?

Hell, just call it Spawn of Beelzebub and shoot it with a 12-gauge already...

[Dousan_PG]

Bob

[sykikchimp]

hmm.. how bout' BOB.

edit - DAMNIT DOUSAN!! you beat me tto it!

[BeatJunky]

Originally posted by mrmephistopheles
BAD BEATJUNKY!
*swats him on the wrist!*
NO hijacking! :hammer:

:D :D :D :D :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:cry: :doh: :cry: :doh:
:mrmeph: <--- Well you know, it is indeed named after you :D

[s14slide]

thanks for the ideas guys. Bob does sound good, but I don't think my pops will like the idea of coming into my house and having another Bob in the house. But then again, he was a little upset that I didn't name my son after him in any way. Maybe he'll like it. I don't know. I guess I'll keep searching, and no I don't spend money on something just so I can shoot it w/ a 12 gauge. I let the government pick my targets for me.

p.s. BeatJunky, my pet will kick your pets *** if you hijack my thread again!!!! :spank: :rl:

[X-Iceman]

PANDA CALL IT PANDA!!!!!!

[BeatJunky]

Originally posted by s14slide
p.s. BeatJunky, my pet will kick your pets *** if you hijack my thread again!!!! :spank: :rl:

Yeah no doubt!:bowdown:

I still say you should call it puppy roughnuts

[soulDistortion]

my friend named his cat "scientist"

come up with some weird name. it'll help people remember it... like "jelly sandwich"

[DRFT]

Man...you had me fooled. When you said help me name my new pet i thought you got a dog or cat heh...:bash: Name it nomoken ehh

[BeatJunky]

Ok ok... Here's a few ideas;

- Revolvo
- Crank
- Brute
- Maynard
- Utter

[SiL1480]

Call him/her 'Stingy McStingerson'

[Eternal_240Sx]

Originally posted by SiL1480
Call him/her 'Stingy McStingerson' :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[sykikchimp]

Originally posted by soulDistortion
Like "jelly sandwich"

I think I just found my next dogs name.

Stingy McStingerson is a close second though.

I had a fish named Bob Ted once.. Bob Ted the Oscar.

[SR240DET]

i named my dog "jeeeeggggss"

[Thurazor]

If you're going to name it, make sure it's original and comical; I mean, for christ's sake it's a damn scorpion:bowdown:

Some of my pets names - Neuter, Beanbag, Dogmeat, Brutus, and Mr. Perrywinkle

[SilviaDriver]

how about "fuck with me and pay"

[S13Grl]

fugger
biatch
cow
moo
boo-boo-kitty-****
fishy
pet

I like "pet" the best.

[boro240]

fluffy
steve bob
choo choo mcboogie
mr fun socks

[Keisuke]

november

[BeatJunky]

dubya

[mrmephistopheles]

bah. My cat is named Stinky. you can't tell me that that isn't badass!

[Yoshi]

I like Dousan's "Fluffy", that's got my vote.
the names u were prolly thinking of from The emperor's new groove are:
Pacha = John Goodman
Kuzco = David Spade
Yzma = Eartha Kitt
Kronk = Patrick Warburton

u know, he kinda looks like a Kronk too :D

[transient]

If I found a scorpion in my house, I probably wouldn't be trying to think of what to call it; I'd be calling the Orkin man.

[THX1138]

Stingatola
Darth Pinchy
Dr. Zoidberg

[boro240]

Originally posted by Yoshi
I like Dousan's "Fluffy", that's got my vote.
hey I'M the one who said fluffy! lol.

[trsilvias13]

i would name it *****r
"pet" is funny, thats a good one,
or name it "hey", or 'You"

[boro240]

Originally posted by boro240
steve bob
*steve dave

[S14Speed997]

name him Guinness.....dark/deadly

[s14slide]

well lets see, I already named my fish Hahn, my now deceased cat was Sky (had skyblue eyes) and my dog is named puppy. Kronk sounds good, and so does Kuzco(kinda sounds like Cusco). I was also thinking something like the Japanese word for "black" or "black death" or "night demon." Anybody know what that would translate to??

[boro240]

"kuro" is black. "kokushibyou" means black death, or bubonic plague. night demon might be something like "yamiyo no akuma" (lit. something like...demon of the dark night).

[95Blue240sx]

name it torque, or b00st, wait how about jDm mAd tYTe y0.

my friend has a cat thats black and white. around her mouth its white and between the nose and mouth theres a small patch of black. pretty funny when you see it. her name is stash. but should of named it hitler. haha:boink:

[s14slide]

Thanks boro, I think I like kuro. It's got a nice ring to it. Better sounding than black in engrish. Oh, and give the island some love for me, I really miss home a lot.

[Thurazor]

my vote's for Mr Fun Socks

[transient]

How about Bubonic? As in the black death. Hehe, you could even call him boob for short :).

[masta]

Originally posted by THX1138
... Dr. Zoidberg That is the name of my pet crab. I love that cartoon. That thing is visious; it killed the other crab.

Well for the scorpion, is it M, F or does it matter? For a name, how about DAMN-IT. That way when it bites you, you would scream its name.

Or if a friend asks you what its name is you tell them to touch it, it bites them, they scream out "DAMN-IT" and you say: "How did you know?"

I know, I know... corny! :p.

[boro240]

might as well just call it "****" then. lol

i know its just asteriks, i could put the actual word (i know how to get around it), but i dont wanna break any rules.:p

[gsu240]

Jigs

[DaveSev]

Serious- Kuro sounds cool
Hilarious- Fluffy

[Mustangs Suck]

Xin
Sepiroth
Venom

Whatever it is, it's gotta be deadly sounding.

[SiL1480]

Noodle
DESKJET
Lizard
PaperCut