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Bill Roberts
06-13-2003, 06:37 AM
...So get this fellows..

All is well and I decided to go out for some fun. I get to this place and settle into the crowd. Some real good looking women there as well. So anyways, picture this...like take me for example:

I am 5' 11" 200 LBS and 44 years old. not a pretty picture of glamore or beauty....in other words, chicks just don't "come on to me" unless it is a whore, and I don't do that anyway...and especially in south florida, they just don't come on to me. Period. If I want some play, I have to work it.

So anyways, this really good looking girl comes up and over rates her ability to come on. Sceptical at first, I start basically interviewing her...like why are you attracted to me?, I am fat, most of the guys here are in their 20's, I am an older dude, I don't have a fat wallet, etc.. Still she does whatever it takes to try to keep my mind focused on her...about 3 mins. into this, I catch a real bad vibe...so I say, wait a min..

I haul *** outside to see 3 punks trying to jack my car. Dudes, it was great. Nothing on Earth like dealing with assholes trying to steal your car. One of them hauled a$$ leaving two of them to go down in flames. I ripped the shirt off one dude and kicked the other in the balls.

Needless to say, No car stolen, nobody killed.

I went inside and the chick was gone...so let this be a lesson to everyone. I love nice people...but when someone is "overly nice" you got to put up your guard.

I hate that this stuff is happening these days, they guys and the chick got off light. Normally, I am packing and would have used it to full benefit. Legally of course.


Damn...I hate this stuff.

S14Speed997
06-13-2003, 08:27 AM
Awesome story Bill!...I have this belief that "gut feelings", and intuition are warnings from people who have passed on who were close to us, and are looking out for us...Like with me, it's my grandpa...I could name a few examples, but wouldn't want to steal your post.!.....anyways, great story man...Eric

mrmephistopheles
06-13-2003, 09:13 AM
Damn. I would've liked to bust a cap or two. People who steal other people's stuff are b1tches.

Dousan_PG
06-13-2003, 10:12 AM
WOW
days like those i hope i wear my docs and have a pen in my pocket becuase there will no doubt be bloodshed, broken arms and castrated individuals.

sucks.

masta
06-13-2003, 10:17 AM
Damn... :eek:

I thought stuff like that happened in movies only. And people wonder why there are no nice people around, it is because they get screwed like this all the time. :mad:

sykikchimp
06-13-2003, 10:28 AM
Did they hurt the Car? you ok? they didn't get any lucky punches did they?


FU*K PUNK B1TCHES.. That sh1t is just petty, and ****es me off. Is there anything about your car that makes it stand out?

When r u gonna post pics of it?

s13chica
06-13-2003, 11:01 AM
THAT SUCKS!!! It really ****es me off when dumba$$ girls pull stupid shi1t like that. I'm pretty suprised you didn't hurt them worse...I know if someone was trying to steal my 240 I would have wanted to kill them.

Glad to hear you caught them in time though.
-Georgia-

Bill Roberts
06-13-2003, 11:17 AM
I got lucky, They did not get a punch in or scratch the car. When I snuck up to them, one guy was fitzing with the passenger door handle and the other was standing in front (the guy that took off, and another standing by the drivers door. I ripped the shirt off the passenger side guy, and the f head that was by the drivers side was coming around the back of the car and I kicked him in the nuts, he went down, and shirtless hauled a$$ as well. I stood there, told him to get lost now or receive some nastyness...he limpped away...

Urrrrggghhh ****ed off thinking about it,.

Steeles
06-13-2003, 11:18 AM
good call man! glad at least two of um felt a little pain! :hammer:

Bbandit
06-13-2003, 11:19 AM
bill, if i were you.. my car would have been stolen or something..
i am weak when it comes to women bahahahah..
but seriously.. thank god nothing happenned

DuffMan
06-13-2003, 03:33 PM
You should have gone for the chick first, punched her in the face a few times. Then she wouldnt be able to pull that scam again, at least until she healed.

Bill Roberts
06-13-2003, 03:54 PM
.......she was so fine too....that stuff never happens to me...girls coming on to me. That was the tip-off their was something wrong about that picture. Girls are pretty stuck on themselves down here. If you a ton of money, you can socialize..other than that, try to strike up a conversation and like clockwork, the first thing I hear is "do I know you?" with that crappy attitude...or "did I give you pernmission to speak to me?" crap. (with whiney accent.)

Yep..it is a scam for sure.

wyldchyld7x
06-13-2003, 04:12 PM
hey Bill where do you live in so fla? I'm in fort lauderdale, well coral springs for right now but I know exactly what you mean about the girls down here. Glad you're ok. see and people call me paranoid cuz I take my gun when I go clubbing downtown or to miami. I figure till they pass a law making it illegal I might as well have the same odds as the next guy.

MorganS13
06-13-2003, 04:35 PM
next time do us all a favor and shoot em :o i have no remorse for people like that anymore

Bill Roberts
06-13-2003, 04:57 PM
wyld, I am in WPB. What the hell is with these Women? Most are so stuck on theirselves down here.

wyldchyld7x
06-13-2003, 05:19 PM
LOL wpb! That's even worse!! I swear have you been to radius on a saturday night when all the rich kids park their brand new m3's out front on the walkway and they actually have neon wiper nozzles!!! The girls in that place must all think they are godesses.

mrmephistopheles
06-13-2003, 05:31 PM
{PM}

:squint:

-E-
06-13-2003, 05:38 PM
wow great story damn punk kids :mad:

West
06-13-2003, 06:04 PM
To bad it wasnt the hot chick who was at the passenger door. It could be something like the Miller Lite commercials "Taste Great" "Less Filling" one. :p

Anyways, Im glad the car is ok and you didnt get your *** beat :) Sux that there are people in this world that would do that.

Makes me wish I could find the fuggers that tried to steal my KA-T right in front of my house and beat their ***. Only thing that might of saved my car was that it was a POS and couldnt start right :D

PS: Report that **** to the managers of wherever you were. Maybe they can keep an eye out for these fuggers and catch them. Im sure they will try it again if they were greezy enough to have planned this out and involve multiple people.

240Degrees
06-13-2003, 06:44 PM
Man that sucks. Good thing you were able fend off those two guys. Anybody wanna teach me to fight? I've never been in a real fight in my life. I keep a pepper spray(eh shut up) when I park in dangerous areas. Have you gotten anything on your car that makes it stick out? I thought you had a silverish-blue SOHC fastback stock-looking or pretty close to.

maccrank
06-14-2003, 12:05 AM
bill your too nice of a person if I were you, that one guy that went down when you kicked him would'ff pay for all the others specially the girl(no offense to the girls here).I would'ff beat the crap out of him.

Stuck up ???? have you been to Miami lately? Vice City my as$ Stuck Up City; there are some nice girls here but not alot. Man can't wait to go back home.

Steeles
06-14-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by WeST
To bad it wasnt the hot chick who was at the passenger door. It could be something like the Miller Lite commercials "Taste Great" "Less Filling" one. :p


Have you ever seen the movie Way of the gun? with Benicio Del Tor and Ryan Phillipe? the opening scene is so worth it!

Got Sileighty?
06-14-2003, 09:09 PM
whoa! glad youre alright bill. i dont think i wouldve done the same thing in your situation, cuz there were 3 guys and only 1 of you. and what if they WERE packing? it takes balls to roll up to 3 carjackers, good job :bowdown: .

i didnt know its legal to carry weapon in FL. nice.

Bill Roberts
06-14-2003, 09:33 PM
I don't pretend to be a badass but if you all do yourself a little favor and learn Aikido, it can come in very handy. It is more of a state of mind than an attack plan. Totally defensive, 4 on 1 becomes quite easy if you plan it right.

Aikido masters are few and thin, thank God I found a good one to teach me the baby steps. Gaining ranks in Aikido requires many many many many years of study and patience. I tore the shirt off the dude as a distraction and was going to use the shirt to block their view of what was going to come at them...but the swift kick, shirtless leaving the scene and the guy that smelled disaster with a capital triple DDD that took off actually made things easy. When attacking, silence is the key. I took my slaps off and was barefooted. Only when the shirt ripped did they know that theyv'e been "had".

Even someone with a gun, Aikido is very effective. I know, I had to deal with that once as well. I took it away from him...he had no idea what hit him. Speed, agility, silence, and power...kinda like drifting..


Here is an excerpt from one of the masters:

In Aikido, we are always setting ourselves up for the best situation possible: from the stance, to the entry of the attack, through the actual aiki-movement with the uke, and to the completion of the technique. In many cases, we need to take the initiative or the advantage - in order to keep a step ahead of the assailant. And this is what Bob Bryner details when he demonstrates drawing out an attack from the attacker. He is deliberately forcing the attacker to change his role --- from the attacker to the defender.



Anyone unsuspecting of the art will totally be in a compromised position, no matter the situation.

Learn about the art here...

http://www.aikido-world.com/link-to-us/

Clip:

[scroll down the page please...

http://www.aikido-world.com/archives/Video%20Reviews%20Archive/Bryner-Review1.htm

Thank you for all your kind words and concern. I really appreciate it...and always, be careful and don't put yourself in a dangerous position if you can help it.

The art dictates that just your state of mind with no action can diffuse 85% of situations that can occur. The other 15% can end in serious hospital stays...or worse.

It would have been easy to have torn that kid apart on the ground. Aikido teachs you to use some constraint...even though death is one move away, you can just disable them..and let them know..it is time to run along. Killing him would sever no purpose...and I still usually keep a registered legal concealed weapons permit and a nice glock model 22.


The problem with Aikido...is their is a fine line between disable and death. It ais a martial art. It is combat. It is ment to kill. It is designed for that. You have to be very careful with it. Respect.

It is not that nessasary if you do not go to a place where it is needed!

timmybgood
06-15-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Bill Roberts
I kicked him in the nuts, he went down

wicked:boink:

X-Iceman
06-16-2003, 07:05 PM
ya, akido is wicked. an old friend had been training since you was a little boy. and they gave him no ranks till he was older. but he was a wicked fighter. swift and graceful like non other. but ya. punk *** little kids. and ya, its all about mind set and being aware of your environment. thats what wins a fight. :hammer: (bash a few punk heads)