What...the...fuck...killed because your fat ass gf sat on you

[usdm180sx]

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Woman Crushes, Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On Him
Says sorry for squishing father of her children

Updated: Thursday, 21 Jan 2010, 11:48 AM EST
Published : Thursday, 21 Jan 2010, 10:48 AM EST

A woman in Cleveland pleaded guilty to sitting on her 120 pound boyfriend, Mikal Middleston-Bey, and killing him.

It happened back in August, during an altercation between the couple, who share three children together.

Mia Landingham, pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter, during her sentencing, her boyfriend's family spoke out letting Landingham know the pain she has caused..

"I just want to let you know how much you have hurt us by taking Mikal away from us. You have devastated our family."

Landingham's public defender told the judge there was a long history of domestic abuse between his client and her late boyfriend.

He also pointed out she has no prior criminal record.

Landingham then told the judge she was sorry for squashing the father of her children.

"I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation. I wish I could take it back

Judge Carolyn Friedland sentenced Landingham to three years probation and 100 hours community service.

She was immediately released from jail.

While Middleton-Bey's family hoped Landingham would eventually be able to take part in her children's lives, they were surprised that she got no additional jail time.

"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation? I feel there wasn't no justice. My brother's gone and all she get is three years probation."

[udon!]

Haha!!!

LOL DAMN.

what a ho. only 3 years probation?

[Dutchmalmiss]

"squashing the father of his children"

that made my day right there

[BustedS13]

all this energy calling me
back where it comes from

[ILoveMyRHS13]

See, this just proves my belief, fat chicks should be illegal.

[ronmcdon]

lol, it's always the small scrawny dudes that are attracted to larger women.
surprised this doesn't happen more often.

but yeah, the light sentence was a little absurd.
had the dude shot his wife, you can bet he'd be in prison for awhile.

[1on1]

See, this just proves my belief, fat chicks should be illegal.

they should make a new bumper sticker like the no fat chicks car will scrape to no fat chicks they can kill you.

now imagine later on with her kids all grown up and asking about their father. i wonder what she will say.

[Future240]

Part of me feels she should do at least a year. Another part of me is unsure whether it is ok to snicker. Not at a man's death, but just how it happened.

[tricky_ab]

I'm at a lost for words...Seriously, that is just plain sad...

[nismo 240sx]

just image the story she going to tell their kids why their father past away...lol

[nissansrbetter16]

I hope she is not the type of person who eats her pain away if so all the kids are screwed

[Pactin]

Mikal Bey is dead? Now who will make Transformers 3?



I wonder if this will be on 1000 Ways to Die.

[koukie180]

I'm 120 lbs. If she sat on me, I'll die for sure. HAHAHA.

[HyperTek]

120 ibs? seems tiny.

Sad though, hopefully thats the story and it was an accident. What if it was murder and she claimed it as "opps sorry I sat on him" and got away with an easy 3 years probation?

Did she sit on his face?

[Homer_Simpson]

Man the harpoon!

[91CRXsiR]

being a dude and 120lbs should be illegal

[drift_limo]

Thats a huge bitch!

[iROYAL]

This reminds me of that one movie. You know, this one. (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3418069248/tt0215129) (NWS)

[coww-cho!!!!!]

did you know that it's sometimes a fetish of skinny men having a large woman sitting on top of them?

if i can find the video i'll post it i saw it on TYRA iirc

i cannot imagine why the f#ck someone would love it

[SHuynh]

Especially when she falls asleep on top you, they showed that on 1000 ways to die.

[HyperTek]

maybe they where fucking with her on top, and she just fucked the life out of him lol

[240XTC]

Ohhh crap!.. loL!

[I LUV MY S13]

100 hrs of community service????bullshit

i got 240hrs and 3yrs probation for something way minor than manslaughter

[bboyswoosh87]

maybe they where fucking with her on top, and she just fucked the life out of him lol


Holy shit this made me laugh so hard

[Silverstreek]

could look at is as maybe he lucked out, i mean... look at her. geh...

[Bubbles]

being a dude and 120lbs should be illegal


I'm all for it, it makes my skinny ass body look that much bigger.







But the real issue is:

If you're girl is heavy enough to kill you, life can't really be worth living anyway.

[IHasLongTorso]

I'm all for it, it makes my skinny ass body look that much bigger.







But the real issue is:

If you're girl is heavy enough to kill you, life can't really be worth living anyway.
^^^ lmfao!!!

[blueshark123]

stupid bitch should just get killed dumb fuk

[Bubbles]

Holy shit my grammar has been bad lately.

Hopefully, lack of sleep is to blame.

I guess I could be getting stupider from prolonged exposure to the internet.

[ronmcdon]

good luck finding a chick under 120lbs in this day & age.
next, we'll have 'men' bragging about 20" waists.

[illvialuver]

my brother likes the fact that he has a 29 inch waist, nine more inches to go Andrew!!!

[hopeless.s13]

damn dude what the hell.

Im going to make a decal that says "REMEMBER MIKAL"

[IHasLongTorso]

Im happy to have a 29inch waist because I dream of being a fitness model and they are 29 or 30 inch waist and super v spec. Robbs just mad because hes still a 34 and should be a 32. lol and i have never been with a chic that big. the biggest was dumpling bitch that stole my cat in my avatar. :(

[wangan_cruiser]

Thats a huge bitch!


hahahahahah from the movie THE GIGOLO by rob schneider

[simmode1]

But the real issue is:

If your girl is heavy enough to kill you, life can't really be worth living anyway.

Sig worthy! lolz

good luck finding a chick under 120lbs in this day & age.

It's not that hard. My last ex was like 98 lbs.... but then again, she was only 4 '11.

[adrians_s13]

new slogan sticker of 2010 to replace that "car will scrape" sticker

"no fat chicks, man will die"

[simmode1]

"No fat chicks... R.I.P. Mikal" lol