Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[drftwerks]

taken from here


read it. no cliffs for you lazy people.

its worth it.


Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191)

[upsdude]

omg lol...pee bottles? AHHAHAHHAHAH. wow epic fail for shitbrick

[shiftdrift]

wtf is a pee bottle! i mean who the fuck carries one around....epic fail!!!!!

[wh0aitznic0]

Dude that's gotta be the funniest story I've read in a while. The MS paint illustrations made it that much better too!

[Bubbles]

wtf is a pee bottle! i mean who the fuck carries one around....epic fail!!!!!


No one, it's fake.

[w0nderbr3ad]

I lol'd really hard at the ms paint drawings. It made the story that much more funny.

[singlecamslam]

If that is a true story than that is some of the funniest shit ever. I would of cried too and just jumped out the window. This is why i have a extra large toilet, but i usually dont have boners when i'm taking a deuce.

[Daniel.]

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[Slammed180]

It was a good read, but I definitely don't buy it.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

those pictures are pretty lol inducing. that post and story remind me of mspaint relationship threads from /b/.

[Teddy]

Oh my god.

[foreverdark]

LMFAO ROFL!!!! WOW those drawings made my night!

[HyperTek]

that guy has a high post count, so is this real or not?

[FRpilot]

funny read with pictures, but like someone else said in that thread..

"There is no way that can be true"

[shiftdrift]

i don't think someone would actually shit in a bathtub, let alone someone else's.

[jimmytango00]

my ribs hurt.

[jamg]

LOL

miscer checking in.

you see that beetle thread? EPIC.

[rotas13]

i could not stop laughing! Omfg lol

[keistyle]

It's funny how his buttox is the only 'buff' part he illustrates.

[lflkajfj12123]

TL;DR

k and thanks

[Z32TT-R]

that is epic lol, thiers 26 pages on that thread already in like a lil over 1 day crazy!

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Fucking hilarious, real or not.

[DataXUnknown]

Hahaha it's fake he just copied and pasted it. There is a thread showing his copying failness. Good story though

copypasta - Bodybuilding.com Forums (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120959021)

*EDIT* NEvermind, it was the other way around.

This story is so hard to believe..

[coww-cho!!!!!]

haha i remember when i had surgery and to use one of these pee bottles at home from the hospital....anyone wanna trade mine for there pignose lip? lol
http://www.down3blocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/21bzveifx1l_sl500_aa240_.jpg

[randomxzero]

wow if this was real that must have sucked..
reminds me of along came paulie..

[lflkajfj12123]

lol yes reminds me of that too

[amdnivram]

god i can't stop laughing.

[Future240]

Brah this is so not real brah.

[exitspeed]

That is funny. I wish it was true. Pee bottles? hahaha

[tricky_ab]

Funny story (MS paint for the win), but I don't really believe it.

[Soup Nazi]

Lesson learned, shit in public toilets.

[Bubbles]

I shit in every place I visit.

It's like a marking of the territory thing.

[greddy2die]

link isnt working for me =/


*edit** nvm i just went straight to body building forums and found the thread..

reading now

[Daniel.]

I shit in every place I visit.

It's like a marking of the territory thing.

Yeah. Me too. I have no problem taking shits wherever. Who cares if it's public?

[fckillerbee]

lmao.....this is possible. hahha....erect..peeing...and shitting on himself when some chick walked in on him. lol.....so fail! Why would you try calling her again? thats what makes me think its fake.

[wangan_cruiser]

Yeah. Me too. I have no problem taking shits wherever. Who cares if it's public?


yea same. if you gotta go u you gotta go!!!!


but dont forget to wipe and sanitize then ass gasket LMAO

[Csomme]

Haha, you know what I love? When you're at a public restroom and you're the only one in there taking a shit, and people come in there to pee, but they don't because they're embarrased or something, so they just stand there for 3 minutes and pretend that they peed while you're taking a shit no problem.

Am I weird for saying that? lol

[mRclARK1]

I don't believe it. Unless he's superman on steroids he could just manhandle (gently) his erection into the toilet and let it all out...

Sure it sucks. But IF it's true... Look at what the alternative was. lol

[NismoDriverS13]

that shit is literally funny!!! LOLZ!

why didnt he just take a shit before? I mean why would u hold it in so much that when u do shit u have to shit and piss urself? LOL!!!

sorry i cant pay attention when i got a piece of poo playing peek-a-boo with my butthole like a turtle!!! LOL!

that was epic read! i cant believe the dude took a shit and piss in her bathtub.....lol thats some f*cked up shit!

i got to go take a shit now!

ill do the MS later guys.......lol.

[XeroX]

OMG...thats halarious...i can just imagine hime pusshing the poo down the drain with his hands...WOW...hella funny...

+1 for much win

[no slide]

real or not, that was a hilarious read. but it WOULD be more comical if it infact did happen. lol

[XeroX]

kinda OT but this reminds me of this roomate nightmare story...VERYYYY OLDD...

But i cant seem to find it when i search, very good read tho...hella long tho...

We like to bitch about slobs. - Worst roommate ever. (http://community.livejournal.com/housematehorror/1451.html)

[ZX88]

never hold a shit before Chinese food..

[s14_driver]

if that is true then he better hope he never rruns into her again

[DALAZ_68]

never hold a shit before Chinese food..
or mexican restaurant food...

[murda-c]

never hold a shit.

fixed that for you.

[rb26man]

drop a duce whenever lol

[kouki fanatic]

repost? or is it the sam one i read a few weeks ago

[LimeLite Racing]

I think if this situation were real, he would have just shit into his hands, then dumped the shit in the toilet, while leaning over to pee. Bros these days...

[cesar_240]

wow
this was good read
hahahaha
really sux though, but it is too hard to believe

[gzer750]

i always huver over public tiolets. your legs start hurting sometimes but you got to take it.

[Kougeki]

HAHAHA! Not done reading, but the pictures just say everything.

[ms!3]

nice copypasta

[SimpleS14]

Real or not...I LOL'd quite a bit. Never heard of this pee bottle lol

Should have used a public restroom or go home and tell the girl he'll meet up with her later.

Anyways, this story was pure comedy and the MS paint drawings were epic lulz

Now I'm looking at the funny pics people are posting haha

[drftwerks]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/briansrt4/Theworstdateever.gif

[bones321]

reminds me of dumb and dumberer when he wipes the melted on the chocolate all over the bathroom, and i think it was bob saget yelling "theres sh!t everywhere" hahah