Man kills mum when she finds him masturbating

[tricky_ab]

Croatian Times
A 22-year-old murdered his mum when she caught him in masturbating.

Dino Babic (22), smashed his mum Silvana over the head with a small statue and then suffocated her at their family home in young man in Split, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported today (Mon).

He called cops after the killing and confessed, telling them he had snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck.

Croatian Times – Home > General News > Man kills mum when she finds him masturbating (http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating)

So instead of dealing with the shame of being caught masturbating while being asphyxiated, he decides that murdering his mother and admitting to the whole thing to the police and eventually telling them about the whole masturbation incident (including the asphyxiation part) was better.

Makes sense.

*Cue jokes in 5,4,3...*

[DALAZ_68]

i guess we know who his hero was...

but he did it wrong, HE was suppose to die, not his mum

[cc4usmc]

That's some hardcore masturbating.

[fohahz]

I guess his chicken wasn't the only thing he was choking...

[DALAZ_68]

i guess he didnt have enough money for Tylenol PM and went straight to plan fAiL...

[maplejesse]

I guess his chicken wasn't the only thing he was choking...

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6613/yeeeahhhh.png

[HyperTek]

he better have at least finished lol
gettin caught by your mom is worst than murdering and having it go public? lol

[Mister.E]

the murder is not funny but i cant stop laughing at how stupid the whole situation is

[lewisfk]

wow :wackit::wackit::lfault: thats the joke of the week, by far!

[CrimsonRockett]

I guess his chicken wasn't the only thing he was choking...

:rofl:

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:rofl:

[tricky_ab]

http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif

I wonder if she saw it cumming?

[MTalon]

They say.. that if you choke yourself while masturbating. Then all the blood from your head goes elsewhere.. ta da instant enlargement

[zylvia213]

what the hell was going through his head.... psycho dude

[no slide]

dude is crazy. i could never even lay a finger on my mom. wow. hope he hangs for this

[Pure_JDM]

I guess his chicken wasn't the only thing he was choking...

win

http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/Seinfeld%20-%20Kramer,%20Out%20of%20The%20Contest.gif

I wonder if she saw it cumming?

and win...


these two posts take the cake thus far.

[Rick-95ZE]

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http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii196/Ricksil80/omgwtfknockfirst.jpg



That's all I got, sorry...

[HyperTek]

lol
PaN18amcaNE
RaWEGzFPtzk
best episode ever

[wangan_cruiser]

thats fucking stupid. learn to be a ninja........conceal yourself while doing it.


thats not right. i hope he rots

[S14DB]

Ugh, Russian news site re-posts... so fake...

[BoostSlideWayz]

Thats.... really fucked up.. i mean its funny that she caught him.. but its not funny with killing her.. i mean id rather get caught and just tell my mom to not tell any one then have people across the world find out

[zenki.life]

Ugh, Russian news site re-posts... so fake...

i was thinking the same thing

[lunar_s13]

I guess his chicken wasn't the only thing he was choking...
LMAO, funny story. Even better joke

[Bubbles]

I once caught my roommate jerking.

I should have put a scarf around his neck.

[Pank]

I once caught my roommate jerking.

I should have put a scarf around his neck.

yeah, help the guy out