5 min. to talk to Obama. What do you say?

[g6civcx]

You have five (5) minutes to speak with the President. You can say whatever you want.

What do you say to him?

[SUPERSTAR]

I think you are missing the phone # in your post.

[ronmcdon]

What would be the actual point of doing such a thing?
Lavish praise and/or chew him out?
Convince him to change his policies?

If I had 5 mins, there really isn't too much to talk about.
maybe ask him to recommend places to eat in MI or DC.

[I LUV MY S13]

why did he REALLY want to be president

[dudermagee]

can I sex your wife:wiggle:

[upsdude]

You've turned out to be just like every hack politician that's been in power, and wtf with all the czars?

[g6civcx]

What would be the actual point of doing such a thing?

The point is whatever you want it to be.

Lavish praise and/or chew him out?
Convince him to change his policies?

It's whatever you want.

If I had 5 mins, there really isn't too much to talk about.
maybe ask him to recommend places to eat in MI or DC.

I don't know if he's the best person to ask for that, but ok.

[Drift N Dragg]

KFC, Popeye's, or Church's?

[Sleepiedaze]

instead of spreading my wealth and my hard earned money ...... can you spread my work ethic???

[Walperstyle]

something along the lines of 'hey, can I borrow a billion dollars'?

[EDacIouSX]

First thing I would say is, what the fuck is up with the deficit and stupid ass bailouts.

both him and bush were doign these SNIP ass bailouts (obama did more) when they never should have been done in the first place.

Then, why the hell are you creating more deficit instead of finding ways to pay shit off.

[SexPanda]

Id tell him he needs to remember and listen to the people instead of the kickback taking liars thieves and crooks in congress. Then I'd ask him for some bailout money to help pay off my outstanding debt created by my lost job.

[98s14inaz]

Are you intentionally trying to screw up our economy/country or does fail come naturally?

[Rick-95ZE]

I would start off by saying, "Not that I'm of anyone of great importance in your universe sir, but please don't let me down.. Please.." And If I could assess that he did actually give a shit about my concerns, I would then discuss them for a few minutes. I would then humbly apologize for the added pressure and ask him to just do the best he can with the time he has..

And if he didn't give two shits, well then I guess it was a pointless conversation to begin with...

No matter how the conversation went, I would respectfully thank him for his time..

[BustedS13]

i'd ask him where to eat in chicago and then thumb wrestle for about four minutes

[dahveed]

spend all our fuckin' tax money on space research/exploration, brah

[drftmark]

You need to legalize marijuana/hemp and utilize every benefit the plant has to offer and tax it to start making some money in this backward system we call government. Also please try and make every person in the government a part of every program they want to pass. i.e. You and congress and the senate all go into the same social security and health care etc as everyone else...

and then I would just listen to his responses and make faces at him and try and make him laugh while he is talking trying to make him think I am not taking him seriously at all, because alas, he, being one man, can make no change. He would need the power of all the evil government powers to grant what I have asked. Then I leave a broken man, sad and alone. I thought it would keep us together forever...for me...it was our finest moment...I can still see the flames.

[ESmorz]

Kill Whitey.

~285 times.

[HyperTek]

talk about 2pac then women.

[duffman1278]

I'd tell that dude to hook it up and pay for my school then I'd have a staring contest.

[SexPanda]

Kill Whitey.

~285 times.


*like*:boink:

I'd probably ask him if I could try to do donuts in the presidential limo. Get it on camera, put it on youtube=epic win.

[iammikeol]

nuke iran while we still can.

[yokotas13]

hand him a 20$ bill and ask for change

[negrosx13]

i would ask him" Sooo i hope ima get a nice tax return like you promised right?can you help bring in a import from japan and have it delivery to my house with all the paper to register in new york with no problems!!.then play c-lo.lmfao

[theicecreamdan]

I think you are missing the phone # in your post.

This is all from Michael Moore's website.

FIVE THINGS WE CAN DO TO MAKE CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT LISTEN TO US:

1. Each of us must get into the daily habit of taking 5 minutes to make four brief calls: One to the President (202-456-1414), one to your Congressperson (202-224-3121) and one to each of your two Senators (202-224-3121). To find out who represents you, click here. Take just one minute on each of these calls to let them know how you expect them to vote on a particular issue. Let them know you will have no hesitation voting for a primary opponent -- or even a candidate from another party -- if they don't do our bidding. Trust me, they will listen. If you have another five minutes, click here to send them each an email. And if you really want to drop an anvil on them, send them a snail mail letter!

[RJF]

My question:

Hey Barrack, Why do you hate this country?

[spoolandslide]

hand him a 20$ bill and ask for change

- best joke on this thread :)

[SoguRacing]

why are we still in IRAQ?

[DreamN]

I'd chit chat with him. Have him teach me that really cool dance he did on Ellen lol. Maybe make a pizza together with half of my favorite ingredients and the other half of his favorite ones.

Could give a rats ass about talking on a serious level because it wouldn't do any good.

[Pure_JDM]

"Fuck you, you incompetent fuck."

sums it up...

[g6civcx]

I chose the top answers. It should give me at least 30 minutes if I add a little of my own materials. Thanks for the feedback.

instead of spreading my wealth and my hard earned money ...... can you spread my work ethic???

First thing I would say is, what the fuck is up with the deficit and stupid ass bailouts.

both him and bush were doign these SNIP ass bailouts (obama did more) when they never should have been done in the first place.

Then, why the hell are you creating more deficit instead of finding ways to pay shit off.

Id tell him he needs to remember and listen to the people instead of the kickback taking liars thieves and crooks in congress. Then I'd ask him for some bailout money to help pay off my outstanding debt created by my lost job.

I would start off by saying, "Not that I'm of anyone of great importance in your universe sir, but please don't let me down.. Please.." And If I could assess that he did actually give a shit about my concerns, I would then discuss them for a few minutes. I would then humbly apologize for the added pressure and ask him to just do the best he can with the time he has..

And if he didn't give two shits, well then I guess it was a pointless conversation to begin with...

No matter how the conversation went, I would respectfully thank him for his time..

why are we still in IRAQ?

[g6civcx]

Just FYI I did meet with Obama. Our agenda was the economy and he got really upset when you go off-topic.

Thanks for all the feedback.

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[godrifttoday]

ill say let me be in ur staff

[slowpo]

Hey Osambo Why do you America???

[fortezza]

well one thing i would ask is what contractor companies does he personally hold stock in?
I would also ask why our nation wastes tax dollars offering services in other langauges other than AMERICAN(english) they should make it a requirement for all federal and state jobs to fluently speak english, as well as not printing any more federal government, or state government papers, books or anything in langauges other than american

secondly, when are they going to criminally prosecute the pharmaceutical companies for investing money into Afghan grown poppy fields for the production of all the opiate based pills i can buy at walgreens.
thirdly why does his grandmother claim he was born in kenya

and last but not least when he is going to hire me to dj his party

[MikeisNissan]

Why do refs not call traveling in the NBA?

[jspaeth]

Why do refs not call traveling in the NBA?

hahaha funniest thing ever

[Knuckles]

Hey Obama.....Were you really in Tag Teams "Whoomp there it is" Music Video?
think im kidding? more info here...:ddog: WHOOMP THERE HE IS?! EverythingIsBeast (http://everythingisbeast.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/whoomp-there-he-is/)

[blueshark123]

nice bump.................. ftl

[bb4_96]

I would also ask why our nation wastes tax dollars offering services in other langauges other than AMERICAN(english) they should make it a requirement for all federal and state jobs to fluently speak english, as well as not printing any more federal government, or state government papers, books or anything in langauges other than american


If people really felt strongly about english they would make it our national language. America doesn't have an official national language and if people don't speak up it's going to be spanish because thats the only group fighting for the national language.

[BradGriffith1]

You got a cig I could borrow?

[5pecialist]

I don't want to be anywhere near that asshole unless I'm allowed to have a weapon & there are no witnesses.

[murda-c]

I don't want to be anywhere near that asshole unless I'm allowed to have a weapon & there are no witnesses.

Does he get one too?

[5pecialist]

Does he get one too?
He already has one! Hope-nosis :p

http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/kfmbam/ricks_blog/imglib/hope_nosis.gif

[theicecreamdan]

America doesn't have an official national language and if people don't speak up it's going to be spanish because thats the only group fighting for the national language.

I don't think that's true.

[murda-c]

I don't think that's true.

lol i feel like his post proved itself wrong?

[TheWolf]

I think one of the best is why is he afraid to be his own man. He won't stand up for what he believes in. You can't lead change if you don't stand up for yourself. I'd rather him say. "I believe that some islamic dude should be allowed to build a mosque on ground zero" Man up and take the heat. Then to say that and then the next day "Well I mean legally they should have the right to but I'm not going to comment on morally".

An old country music phrase it is but "you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything".

If he got out there and said. "I think gays should be married, I think illegals should be legalized one time and the border locked down, I think we should get out of iraq and afghanistan, and I think that smoking weed should be legalized. and this is why I think that way". If he laid it out there and his reasons behind it, in one press conference he could change it all. He'd stand for something and could say stuff that isn't popular but he'd also have reasons behind it. Instead he says only things that are safe. Almost like a beauty queen speaking about world peace.

[HAWAII]

I'll ask him, "Why do you think it is OK for USA to police the world and spend all our money and use the army for other country's interest first before our OWN. How about help USA first before we go out helping other people.

[Walperstyle]

^lol

They did that in the late 1930's to Japan, and Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. They also did that again when Bush jr came into power when he cancelled the 'friendship' to North Korea and said that building Nuclear Reactors was bad (right after the Democrats were helping NK set them up). ..only North Korea has not attacked.

The problem with being a Capitalistic society is your nose is in every country in the world. I'm sure you could bring back a million jobs in the US tomorrow if you closed off trade to China. But what do you think China would do in return?

There is so many variables, and the most intelligent people in the world still do a 'best guess'.

My only suggestion to you mr Hawaii is instead of expecting your Government to fix your country, why don't you do something about it. JFK had a good phrase that everyone loves, but never practices.

[WholeGrainS13]

This is what id tell him.


YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=s-ih9kzrx04)

[enkei2k]

i would really ask him why he chose Biden as his running mate? did he not fail to realize that Obama/Biden sounds very much like that OG terrorist that we were going to hunt down in the first place?

i'd then ask him if he would prefer 18s all around or a 17/18 stagger front/back and if he prefers stock body or wide body.

lastly, i'd ask that he permanently ban Isiah Thomas and James Dolan from the NBA and the NY franchise and make me owner of the Knicks if he was truly a NBA fan.

[ineedone]

I would ask him "will you write me a recommendation for Harvard Law?"

[佩恩_]

" tell those 24 inch rim snip learn how to drive "

[WanganRunner]

I would ask him why he hasn't already had Glenn Beck assassinated, and to please hurry it up.

[BustedS13]

I would ask him why he hasn't already had Glenn Beck assassinated, and to please hurry it up.

change i can get behind!

[Coodsy]

"can you make SR20's and RB's legal?"

thats what i'd ask.

[K_style]

"can you make SR20's and RB's legal?"

thats what i'd ask.


They are legal in AZ and OR..

It state's problem... not fed

[Coodsy]

They are legal in AZ and OR..

It state's problem... not fed

i stand corrected. Cali just is picky.

[90hatchie]

spare some change?

[A31CEFIRO]

I would ask why is he putting my change in someone else's pocket.

[1cyprince]

Can I bum a pack of reds from you, Mr President?

[jahmias]

we'd play basketball one on one so i could shit on him.

[BustedS13]

i'm pretty pissed about the administration's reaction to prop 19's popularity, especially after his stance on medical dispensary raids.

[Devius]

Id say this straight up.

Dont sweat people dissing you about "No progress" or other bull shit. George W. Bush fucked the country harder then a virgin with a free hooker. Thats a LOT of shit to have to clean up and a nasty ass to wipe before real progress can finally roll in. At least u have not only the intellect to actualyl become president, but hell, you have the drive to actually do something meaningful with your life, unlike the people that sit at home and chant "screw Obama" and what not. U dont see them running for office or anything. They sit back and yell at a tv screen because if they were in your shoes, they wouldnt know what to do AT ALL. So if they cant do better, shut the fuck up and change the damn channel.

Go watch Nascar or something, something simple with left turns and no down shifting. :]

[s13dan]

W. T. F. Obama!

[supervenom]

Dear Mr. Obama

I am gravely concerned that the long standing rivalry between East and West may reach the point of conflict in the very near future. Empirical evidence exist to support the theory that the East led by the Peoples Republic of China intends to match, then, surpass the United States' position as the sole global super power. If it is truly the intention of the West led by the United States to maintain it's position in the global forum, preemptive steps must be taken to curb the fast rise of the East and the danger that poses to the Western way of life.

First, it should become the doctrine of the West to hinder, halt, and destroy any and all progress made by the East which may come at the expense of the West.

Second, an economic policy must be adopted which strongly favors Europe, the Middle East (no further east than Baghdad) and Africa as sources for goods and raw materials. In addition, it should become the policy of the West to consider any States which help, aid, or promote the cause of the East as "enemy states".

Third, an aggressive campaign must be launched to prepare our armed forces for the upcoming conflict. Preparations must be made to safeguard methods of "Command and Control" as well as regional communication capabilities from kinetic or cyber attack.

Finally, it must be fully accepted that a full scale global conflict is not far off of the horizon. This is the cold hard reality of life. Steps must be taken as soon as possible to properly position the West to strike once the conflict has begun.

In conclusion, our generation has not seen what war will bring. Used to watching television reality shows, playing video games, TMZ and MTV, this generation has no concern with history and the lessons that are to be learned by studying the past. War is not over until it has rolled through our cities, towns, farms and villages. Unlike past conflicts in which the American population saw very little of the war in person, this war will be different. It will bring death and destruction to our land. It will touch every city, every town, every village, every family and every person. Please Mr. President, prepare us, your people, for the upcoming struggle. Prepare us for the upcoming losses. Prepare us for the upcoming fight. Prepare us for victory!

Thank You Mr. President.
Long Live The West!

[redline racer510]

THIS IS AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!(this is sparta theme)

[redline racer510]

Dear mr. president don"t fuck up like bush. You are already doing far better than he is . Dont take shit from anyone and don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. BTW you should probably do something about tghe middle east as it is directly related to our national safety. (free Palestine)

[MisawaJason]

Thanks for the 1.4% pay raise sir. (said very sarcastically)

[s13_kcut]

YouTube - Charlie Sheen's Video Message to President Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKR2-A0KPU)

[ae80siq]

I second that^