Worlds worst pick up lines

[GTGuy06]

what is the worlds worst pick up line you've heard? the worst one i've heard lately(even if it is old) is "Hey baby, do you wash your pants with windex, cuz i can see me in your pants" pretty pathetic if you ask me.

[Dousan_PG]

ugh
another pickup line thread?

did you read this one already? got some 'good' ones in there



http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28015

[GTGuy06]

yea, i already went through that thread. i want to know what the WORST pick up line is, not the BEST.

[BadMoJo]

here is a bad one...


"hey B1tch, how bout you come over here a su(k the cack!" :rolleyes:


yeah, that would fall into "bad" in my book.

[Brian]

my girlfriend told me some guy in 7th grade asked her this...
hey, wanna be my bitch?
i think that is a pretty bad pickup line.

[ruf]

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

[zspturbo]

anything besides "hi my name is _____" or "can I buy you a drink"

[gohan_senshi]

Originally posted by ruf
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

HAHA that's awesome. I should use that when we go hoggin'.

[-E-]

hey babe wanna toss my salad

[GTGuy06]

heres a few more i've found.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Can I borrow some change? ["What for?"] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Hey, could you come give me a hand - I have to flip over my mattress.

Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I'm sorry...but I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

What do you like for breakfast?

Love your jewellery...It'd look great on my bedstand.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Fancy a shag?

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it.