The Decision on your Last Day...

[Drift N Dragg]

Think you are in control of your own destiny? HA!

Post for the Person above you, What they would do if tomorrow was there last day to live... You just became FATE... You Decide if it's good or bad... Gross or Beautiful.. Tasteful or Distasteful

You Cannot Post for yourself... You Post for the Person above you.. Try and give a little bit of detail. So try not to just give One liner's....

OK, Have Fun...

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[SexPanda]

You'd walk into a bank with a gun, demand cash, walk out, buy hookers and cocaine, then probably go shoot some cattle.

[S14_Kouki]

You'd walk into a bank with a gun, demand cash, walk out, buy hookers and cocaine, then probably go shoot some cattle.

Pretty much the same exact thing except ill shoot giraffes and baby bats

[Bubbles]

Go to a Cathedral, be given a book which gives instruction on how to prolong one's life, not read it, only to die. Go to the fiery depths of hell, and be forced to read Ayn Rand for the rest of time, for irony's sake.

[SochBAT]

^^

Would tell "the one that got away" that he was gnna die, seeing if she was DTF. She would be.

He would go buy a beefy turbo, and random chassis-stiffeners (strut bars, cpiller bars, maybe rollcage?) and race the fucking Highway Patrol to a death race. Seeing how far he could go before they caught him.

He goes out in a burning flame of awesome.

[ronmcdon]

Dies from exhaustion (and euphoria) in a homo-erotic orgy.

[SexPanda]

no! This isnt another how are you gonna die thread, its what they would do in their last day.

Like, on your last day, you'd climb into a hot air balloon, and drop pennies over all the towns and cities you fly over while drinking 40 year old scotch from dixie cups. lol

[innovation]

^^on your last day you decide to go swimming with sharks, the shark becomes hungry, you proceed to Falcon punch the shark. Feeling quite proud of yourself, you go back to land and see Megan Fox. You tell her of your heroic encounter with the shark and you sex the night away till the end.

[keistyle]

you would spend the entire day naked, and run about an elderly home wielding non other than a tomaCOCK. Shortly afterwards, you go to "pinnacle peak", to have a steak. . . only. . .you work numerous ties. (they cut your ties off). uhmm, then you jerk off and feel sad :(

[S14_Kouki]

I would really just try and bang as many girls as I could.

[Bubbles]

Is pulled out of hell and given a second chance to live.

All he has to do is READ the documents presented before him.

Instead he tries to bang every chick that walks by.

Is sent to hell to spend eternity with his cawk up a guys bum.

[SexPanda]

Wake up, realized its your last day. Go rent a Porsche Panamera. Outrun HiPo, rob a convenience store, make dirty calls to all of your old bosses/gf's/whoever. Drive Porsche through front door of Walmart. Run through isles, then run out the other door with your now destroyed porsche. Go buy a big ass gun on the black market, go to the zoo for a last minute big game hunt. Then you go get a hooker for the last few hours of your life.

[Enna]

You will pull the broken bottle of tobasco out of your ass, only to be anally raped by aliens. And you thought you would be safe.....

[Drift N Dragg]

You get out of bed, Eat 15 pancakes, make a turd, wash your car, jump in your car and haul ass to a State National Park.. There you decide to Wrestle a Bear.. With no fear in your heart, since your dead tomorrow anyways, you kick the crap out of the bear.. For feeling bad about this, you go to the Store and buy a 2 - 24 Packs of beer and find the bear, who is still whinning .. you both drink yourselves stupid and play the cuddle game! Then you finally get the answer to the long saught after question, Do bear's shit in the Woods.... Damnit they DO!! You can now die Happy!!

[SexPanda]

^^ LMFAO, and Enna, my last day sounds like it kinda sucks lol.

Anyhow...

You wake up, drive over to the local burger shack, and spend every penny you have on burgers. When you get your order, start complaining about how the burgers don't look like the picture. Then ask for a diet coke. you then decide that since you're going to die tomorrow, you've always wanted to go rally racing. You go rent a WRX, go grab a 30 pack of natural light, then drive it to Dodger stadium, ram the front gate, and tear up the field.

[Drift N Dragg]

^^ Haha! I Hate Nattie Ice.. LMAO The Poor mans Brewski...!!

Wakes up from a Weird Psychotic Love triangle Dream.. Roll over to Snuggle with your Rubber doll in the shape of a Moose.. after a tender bit of latex love making, Because even on your last day, you should still be safe!! You return the Rubber Moose Doll to the local SPCA, Because all things belong Free.. You decide you want to be a Super Hero!.. Nothing better then Super Panda Ass!!!! You get yourself some Sexy Skin Tight Fishnet Nylons and Spandex... To complete this wonderful get up, you get a Crushed Velvet Crimson Cape!

You need to get downtown to Patrol the street in Broad DAYLIGHT on your Batman BIG WHEEL!!! Hitting the freeway at 3 PRS ( Pedal Revolutions a Second ) Holding up traffic you decide to try and stop a Speeding Big Rig. Using your Super Panda Power's you Stand in front of the truck and Demand the Vehicle to come to a complete Stop.. To your Dismay the Truck was already stopped and the Trucker jumps out of the Vehicle and prepares to LAYTH the SMACKITH DOWN on YOUR CANDY ASS!!.. WHAT can this be that the Big Rig Driver is WWE's washed up actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? YES IT IS... After a long and Furious battle with DDT's and The People's Elbow, you two tire down and decide to grab each a 24 pack of Miller High Life "Light" because even though its your last day , you still want to maintain you Female Curves ... After a few Drinks, he grabs your Batman Big Wheel for you and puts it in his Big rig and you two retire for a night in his Sleeper Cab for some Snuggling and Cuddling, Because it's better then your Rubber Moose!! you can Die Happy Now!

[SexPanda]

holy shit.

Thats epic. I really cant top that. So I'll try.

You wake up, and the first thing you do is walk over to your asshole neighbor and beat his ass. After beating his ass, you violate him, then kill him, with an icepick. Teaches him to spray his grass clippings on your fucking yard. Then you walk into the street and jack the first car that comes by. As you drive off, you see a group of people dressed in the same color, which really pisses you off. You drive straight for them, taking them all out. Your jacked car totalled, you decide "fuck it". You do an 8 ball of coke, then start running down the interstate with a 2x4 smacking the sideview mirrors off of passing cars. you jump off an overpass, landing on top of a truck full of chickens. You decide your hungry. You jump into the front, kick the driver out, then frash the truck into a gas station, after jumping out. Your chickens cooked and your belly full, you decide to go to the zoo...

To fight a lion. You jump over the fence after doing another 8 ball, for energy, and start beating the living hell out of a lion. Then you decide you don't want to hurt this majestic creature, so you and the lion do some more coke together, and you climb onto the lions back, and you ride into the sunset.

[S14_Kouki]

holy shit.

After beating his ass, you violate him

And

another 8 ball, for energy


:rofl::rofl::rofl: fucking awesome

[Drift N Dragg]

Dude I cried I was laughing So Hard!!!!

[SexPanda]

too much coke? rofl. I seriously didn't think it was that good. I typed that in like a minute lol

[kouki fanatic]

no! This isnt another how are you gonna die thread, its what they would do in their last day.

Like, on your last day, you'd climb into a hot air balloon, and drop pennies over all the towns and cities you fly over while drinking 40 year old scotch from dixie cups. lol


i know this is against the rules but LMFAO.

[BustedS13]

you hop on your fixie and faceplant in the middle of an intersection because it's a fixie. then a truck gallaghers your head
sadly, you didn't know it was your last day, and you were on your way to pick up some more skinny jeans you can't wash or something

[errolorion]

You put your finger in a blender cause your stupid like that sometimes.

The rest of your day really sucks cause no stripper in tijiuana would touch your nads with your finger all knarled up in a bloody sock.