The Best Website Ever!!!

[RearWheel]

check it out.. THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!!! (http://maddox.xmission.com/)

Read the ones about:

Contra 3 on SNES
"I am better than your kids"
.... dude.. just read it all.. find the ones that make you laugh.. guranteed to make you wet your pants...

[SilviaDriver]

OMFG!!!

this **** is SO ****en true about Contra!!! Contra 3 ownz!!!

when i was down in Riverside..bored as hell one night iwth my friend..we decided to dl games off the net..and guess wat the first game we dl was...yes Contra3!!!

that game is the Best contra Ever. the PS version of Contra with its 3D glasses SUCKED ass!!!..even Contra 2 was better!

CONTRA FOREVER!

http://maddox.xmission.com/c3/c3_badass.gif
"Parabolic streams of fire are no match for cocky poses."

http://maddox.xmission.com/c3/c3_tank.gif
"Aliens destroyed with the tank die the exact same way as aliens destroyed by machine gun, laser, spread, homing, flame thrower and rocket. I wouldn't have it any other way."

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i think one of the BEST features in Contra 3 is the ability to use both guns at the same time. pose..jump and u spray bullets everywhere! how ****en awsome is that

[silnv]

Yeah I check that site every once in a while, he has good stuff. Very funny when drunk.

[Warwick5s]

have any of you guys played the new PS2 contra? the sidescrolling one?


god damn, that is probably the hardest game i've ever played! :eek:

[SilviaDriver]

Originally posted by Warwick5s
have any of you guys played the new PS2 contra? the sidescrolling one?


god damn, that is probably the hardest game i've ever played! :eek:

contra has always been hard. even the one on PS..which sucked ass

[240Driver39]

damn contra owned....and turbo controllers = needed haha, my friend and i would play that game for hours...niceee

[zspturbo]

I printed out 5 copies of the list of things the perffect man would do, and Im gonna superglue them to some windows at my school, and if they take them down, I put more up.

I am willing to get in trouble, I just hope they dont think its worth it to check the camera footage :)

[SilviaNinja240]

I give ya mad props if you can beat contra without any codes or anything. My roommate and I played it for a while. 2 hours later, and merely only 2 levels past, you can hear us cussin' out the ps2, grrr.. everytime I think about it I get angry grr..:mad: