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Matej
09-29-2009, 01:13 AM
Apparently this made rounds through European media yesterday.

It was discovered that the skull until now believed to be Hitler's is not actually his. In fact, it is a female skull.

A couple of articles on the subject:
'Hitler's Skull' Is A Woman's, Say DNA Tests - Yahoo! News UK (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090928/twl-hitler-s-skull-is-a-woman-s-say-dna-3fd0ae9.html)
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_world/view/1008010/1/.html


In my opinion, Hitler is in Atlantis, building even cooler U-boats.

ayuaddict
09-29-2009, 02:04 AM
oh crazy.

it would be kinda cool if he was still alive.

120 years old is kind of impossible however...

EvilRB
09-29-2009, 02:11 AM
Didn't you watch Inglorious Bastards, we killed him in the movie theater!!!

I say at this point it really doesn't matter, he's dead, no matter what happen to him.
I would be nice just to know what happen for sure though.

BustedS13
09-29-2009, 02:20 AM
Eva, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child
Make me blush, drive me wild
Eva, you're all that I wanted

When I met you I was all alone
Cold and hungry cryin' on the phone
You baked me brownies and said "don't you cry"
And gave me the coat off your back

Eva, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child
Make me blush, drive me wild
Eva, you're all that I wanted

Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose
When I call you put them all on hold
And say to me that you'd do anything
and all I can do is say that
I haven't much I can give you in return
Only my heart and a promise not to turn
But I'll sing to you every day and every night
Eva, I'm your man

Eva, you're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child
Make me blush, drive me wild
Eva, you're all that I wanted
Of a girl
YEAH!



;_; mssglngth

ZenkiKid
09-29-2009, 06:54 AM
I remember watching on history channel that scientists believe that he may of been a homosexual.

Future240
09-29-2009, 08:10 AM
I'm pretty sure motherfuckers dead where ever he is.

Freddy
09-29-2009, 10:11 AM
I remember watching on history channel that scientists believe that he may of been a homosexual.

how can scientists prove that?:tweak:

Casse
09-29-2009, 10:16 AM
Hitler runs BMW North America..

ranger240
09-29-2009, 10:18 AM
i heard hes in here
http://z.about.com/d/architecture/1/0/W/i/Petra-lge.jpg

he took over guarding the cup of christ after indiana jones caused that big huge mess

XeroX
09-29-2009, 10:19 AM
Maybe he had a vag all along???!!!

kouki fanatic
09-29-2009, 10:20 AM
id say they burned him or threw him somewhere

ronmcdon
09-29-2009, 11:12 AM
He may or may not have escaped,
but the end it probably wouldn't have mattered much anyhow.
its not like he could have begun some 4th Reich under the circumstances.

VROOOM
09-29-2009, 11:21 AM
there is a new show on History Channel called Mystery Quest and they did an episode about this. i think it was called Hitlers Escape or something like that.

Mi Beardo es Loco
09-29-2009, 11:37 AM
Hiter=Disney

ayuaddict
09-29-2009, 11:41 AM
or he was a woman.

...with that sick 'stache.

HyperTek
09-29-2009, 11:44 AM
my theory, the soviets probably destroyed his remains beyond recognition in anger/excitement , and realized they need something as proof so they grabbed a female body and took the skull. lol jus a guess

ranger240
09-29-2009, 11:47 AM
sounds like lady gaga and adolf have something in common.....http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/40555718_acbe5b4b92.jpg

ronmcdon
09-29-2009, 11:52 AM
Well it's interesting that skull the Commies had was fake.
Article mentions that Allies & Stalin needed to give ppl a sense of 'closure',
like it was good publicity or something like that.
that is plausible.

Truth be said, there was really no way anyone could have verified the body was Hitler's.
Even if it were a man's skull, it could have been some other poor dude's skull.
Even if the body looked like Hitler's, it could have been a 'double' (which there probably was).

It's not like we have intact samples of Hitler's DNA to verify his remains.
Article mentioned vaguely that Hitler even went so far to have his dental records erased.
The guy might be a meth head, but he's no fool.

Hitler might still be stuck somewhere in Castle Wolfenstein

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/26/9812-Hitler2_large.jpg

ranger240
09-29-2009, 11:57 AM
how about that famous photo that turned out to be some other dude..

http://footagebank.com/nas_clips/details/3004-2006-172.jpg

BustedS13
09-29-2009, 12:07 PM
Hitler might still be stuck somewhere in Castle Wolfenstein

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/26/9812-Hitler2_large.jpg

what's up with these graphics, looks way too clean for wolf3d

ryguy
09-29-2009, 01:56 PM
how can scientists prove that?:tweak:


He went to art school. Duh.

illvialuver
09-29-2009, 03:13 PM
He is in Atlantis like stated in the video in the loud noises section.
Hopefully Namor found him and f*%ked him up.

xtheenderx
09-29-2009, 03:14 PM
Where in the world is Adolf Hitler?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/xtheenderx/carmenhitler.jpg

hOngsterr
09-29-2009, 03:22 PM
he's in my basement man,

haha, isnt this the second thread posted this week about hitler?

drift_limo
09-29-2009, 07:19 PM
he was at the VMA's

90hatchie
09-29-2009, 07:26 PM
i always thought hitler retreated to the bahamas and lived their for the rest of his life sippin coconut drinks with his girl

meteorite_flo
09-29-2009, 08:04 PM
i always thought hitler retreated to the bahamas and lived their for the rest of his life sippin coconut drinks with his girl

nah man that's tupac.

Homer_Simpson
09-29-2009, 08:13 PM
In hell!


Message.

zenki.life
09-29-2009, 10:07 PM
who cares where he is. the only reason i would want to find his skull is to step on it and break it into a million pieces

HalveBlue
09-29-2009, 10:17 PM
I know where he is.





He lives on a ranch in Crawford, TX.








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Too soon?

Walperstyle
09-30-2009, 02:36 AM
Dudes; who cares

He never completed the job, so it doensnt matter where he is.


lol

EchaKqulo
09-30-2009, 07:38 AM
I think i saw him here, working as a Janitor
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/3969112294_8cd07bd217.jpg

zylvia213
09-30-2009, 10:00 AM
yup honestly who give a crap... thats history and wouldnt make a difference now or for the future. Homeboy's probably in hell.

Taniguchi_Is_#1
09-30-2009, 11:23 AM
he was in argentina. you guys never saw that simpsons episode?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELOVABUBYKQ/RZpnkqqT1RI/AAAAAAAAAC0/pzEw8UKDQqQ/s320/simpsons-hitler.jpg

nyc240sx
09-30-2009, 04:13 PM
hes dead i cut his throat and burned him :) he deserves to be burned a million times

zenki.life
09-30-2009, 04:48 PM
May i ask why people actually find Hitler admirable? Some of you almost have this air of respect for him when referring to him.

I don't find it amusing, and the killing of over 6 million people is something to be respected?

maplejesse
09-30-2009, 07:14 PM
May i ask why people actually find Hitler admirable? Some of you almost have this air of respect for him when referring to him.

I don't find it amusing, and the killing of over 6 million people is something to be respected?

People learn to appreciate the power Hitler had over his country.
Lets see you run a country as a dictator and still have every person chanting your name like you're a god.
He was one of the most successful dictators of all time, he just made some fucked up decisions.

ronmcdon
09-30-2009, 07:58 PM
I'm pretty sure this isn't a Hitler admiration thread.

Yeah we're making fun of him & speculating whether his suicide was real.
none of it really discredits or downplays his atrocities.

Walperstyle
09-30-2009, 08:05 PM
Besides the genocide, I liked the Nazi Party. They took back the country from certian groupes of people that held all the wealth, and attempted to unite europe way before the euro dollar was introduced.

...so yeah, great guys, minus the whole mass killings.

In all reality though, I wish his staff would have over-thrown him. I'm talking Romel days. Not what this last years movie showed.

drift_limo
09-30-2009, 09:12 PM
Besides the genocide, I liked the Nazi Party. They took back the country from certian groupes of people that held all the wealth, and attempted to unite europe way before the euro dollar was introduced.

...so yeah, great guys, minus the whole mass killings.

In all reality though, I wish his staff would have over-thrown him. I'm talking Romel days. Not what this last years movie showed.

so true not that many people or tyrants have done what he did .. but the mass killings not cool. but i guess he had to do what he had to do ..

crazy crack head (literaly)
true story.

HalveBlue
09-30-2009, 10:11 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiight...

Because one person having total and absolute control over an entire nation is a good thing.

:loco:

Walperstyle
10-01-2009, 04:17 AM
^you can have a democratic dictatorship. Unfortunatly the minority groupes usually cry a whole lot.

edit: actually, you guys just had 8 years of a democratic dictatorship, lol.

ronmcdon
10-01-2009, 04:48 AM
lol, you guys really set yourselves up for that one.

zenki.life
10-01-2009, 05:00 AM
do any of you guys see though that there is indeed some people who do have admiration for him? not just for is "successful dictator" bullshit either

X2daC
10-01-2009, 11:28 AM
so true not that many people or tyrants have done what he did .. but the mass killings not cool. but i guess he had to do what he had to do ..

crazy crack head (literaly)
true story.

Hitler was on meth, not crack.

Either way, he was always high on something.

HyperTek
10-01-2009, 11:37 AM
do any of you guys see though that there is indeed some people who do have admiration for him? not just for is "successful dictator" bullshit either

people smoke that stuff on his bday lol jk

2Slow40
10-01-2009, 12:41 PM
This sounds like the beginning of the next GI JOE movie plot.

Hilter wasn't dead. He went to South America to rebuild his empire. Now his son has taken over and is ready to show the world his army of super soldiers. Oh shit!

beeracing s14
10-01-2009, 01:33 PM
nazi party not cool but nazi uniforms are waaaaaaaaaaaay cool! they have the best uniform compared to any allied soldier at that time.

zylvia213
10-01-2009, 02:25 PM
he was in argentina. you guys never saw that simpsons episode?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELOVABUBYKQ/RZpnkqqT1RI/AAAAAAAAAC0/pzEw8UKDQqQ/s320/simpsons-hitler.jpg

that shit is funny

Kuzumi
10-01-2009, 02:45 PM
sounds a lot like hellsing OVA. It isn't Hitler though. the massive armies in south america and they attack London :D

ronmcdon
10-01-2009, 07:00 PM
'Das Hitler' was the best character in Inglorious Basterds imo.
Also provided some entertaining comedy (intended or otherwise) roles in some other films.
That's really all the credit I can give him

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