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TheRonTom31

09-22-2009, 02:32 PM

The events in the following thread took place on a local forum of mine. On this forum I am SRS BZNS. I own the OP on page 34 with some smooth detective work.

Cliffs: kid posts cars for sale. Kid is total douchebag to senior members. kid then posts list and pics of girls he has slept with. We teach him the error of his ways

RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5* - Shift 518 (http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=12376)

BustedS13

09-22-2009, 02:36 PM

lol. he posted pictures hosted on facebook, didn't he. rookie troll mistake :D

what are those green squares under all the names on that forum? that looks like an interesting system.

exitspeed

09-22-2009, 02:43 PM

The first 2 pages are absolutely retarded. Him and the other guys posting.

Sorry.

My dick is bigger. No MY dick is bigger. No MYYYY dick is bigger.

If it starts getting good on a certain page let me know otherwise I'm done. lol.

HyperTek

09-22-2009, 02:46 PM

any girls reply to you? they probably thought the message was spam

edit nvm i see

Matej

09-22-2009, 02:55 PM

General area-specific car forums are the worst.
They make me want to claw my eyes out.

HyperTek

09-22-2009, 02:59 PM

shit can be scary.. you make a disagreement with someone on a forum, and they go spend time to diss you.. ive had it done where someone on here took my personal pics and posted em because i insulted someone.. coward shit come to my face and say shit dont hide behind a monitor and a crew. Sorry for ranting lol.

Teddy

09-22-2009, 03:11 PM

Lol wut????

driftsilvias13

09-22-2009, 03:13 PM

I went through the first 16 pages of the most retarded e-thugging ever. But on page 16 is where it gets pretty funny!

ESmorz

09-22-2009, 04:15 PM

Cool racist car forum you go tthere.

fliprayzin240sx

09-22-2009, 04:29 PM

I want my 5 mins back...You could atleast have posted up where the funny stuff are at. Shit I cant even find the pictures of the broads...

xpertsnowcarver

09-22-2009, 06:45 PM

^^I know. lol... I just see the thread going way the hell off topic.

I see them now... only three replies from the list? Two of them or pretty funny.

He's a sister f_cker.. Aahh! lol

cserrano86

09-22-2009, 07:38 PM

LOL! Man... what an ass...
What ever happened to that Gilbert dude from the Honda forums? Lol.

Touge Noob S13

09-22-2009, 07:48 PM

Has it gone to /b/ yet?

turboboost12004

09-22-2009, 07:49 PM

im not going to go through 35 plus pages....waste of time......

brndck

09-22-2009, 07:50 PM

this thread was fucking retarded. theres only like 4 people posting in it.
HARDLY epic.

edit: it gets MILDLY funny at pg 16. mildly.

GSXRJJordan

09-22-2009, 07:53 PM

I want an hour back.

Paypal me or something? lol.

Edit: I take it back! It got better. Coming up with the pics and the uber-pwns made pages 33+ better than the originals.

Also, this forum makes most of Zilvia look intelligent.

Kougeki

09-22-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by rac92eghatch228 http://shift518.gom-host.com/images/styles/silverblue/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?p=433693#post433693)
OMii iTS BECCAx3 (9:02:29 PM): yah you'll be hearing from my lawyer

some btich that wasnt even on the list is tryina sue me thanks alot you guys really need to grow the fuck up i said get the fuck over it its done someone please lock this fucking thread, im in school trying to make something of myself and if i end up in a lawsuit over a bunch of retards on a forum and my future is effected how the fuck is that gunna feel?

Shouldn't of ran your mouth I guess. What's the moral of the story on this?
__________________

^^^^^^^
That was the funniest.

silverarrow27

09-22-2009, 08:20 PM

All the chicks are pretty fucking hot.

brndck

09-22-2009, 08:31 PM

btw, the pix of girlies are on pg 31.
decent, but serious jailbait.

JVD

09-22-2009, 08:34 PM

Wow.

Really enjoyed all the racist fucks on that forum.

aziankingz

09-22-2009, 08:39 PM

damn there are a lot of hicks upstate... totally different than the city..

SexPanda

09-22-2009, 09:10 PM

at first i was like wtf this is ghey...

Now Im laughing.

I LUV MY S13

09-22-2009, 09:12 PM

fuck those racist lames..

325irollin

09-22-2009, 10:35 PM

I failed ITT

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xpertsnowcarver

09-22-2009, 11:52 PM

^^Ummmm okay..

yota man

09-23-2009, 12:16 AM

Read it and didn't really think anything was that funny.

If you want to read it just start at like page 31 but don't really expect much.

SochBAT

09-23-2009, 12:25 AM

To be quite honest, I am enjoying eating this DELICIOUS ASS MCDOUBLE.

This thread bores me.

meteorite_flo

09-23-2009, 12:36 AM

Damn, he got pwned. Oh, she has nice boobs.

joecrack

09-23-2009, 01:14 AM

wOW that was a huge waste of time . seriously this guy is a fuckin idiot, i went through all the pages and then finally on page 30+ you get to see all the chicks this guy fucked . and just for the people who dont feel like going through all the pages here you go :

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled-26.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled5.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled4.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled3.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/untitled1-1.jpg

Om1kron

09-23-2009, 01:28 AM

people still flame on internet forums (no homo)

VQMaxFan

09-23-2009, 02:37 AM

i see more signatures covering my screen than anything else...

except page 39. It delivers.

DALAZ_68

09-23-2009, 08:45 AM

im on page 25 at home...i will continue it there...

hOngsterr

09-23-2009, 09:31 AM

ahha i read this thread before i went to the site,
so i skipped alot of read and went to the good stuff haha.

foyu forgot the girls names that came with it haha,
those girls do have some nice tiggo bitties,

either then that that thread blows lol

CrimsonRockett

09-23-2009, 09:41 AM

Thread sucked.

No where near being epic.

Rick-95ZE

09-23-2009, 10:18 AM

It's a "epic" waste of time perhaps?

hOngsterr

09-23-2009, 10:22 AM

agree'd crimson

Sleepy240

09-23-2009, 10:59 AM

Seems to me like some kid just trolled a whole forum of people who keep feeding him

Ben G

09-23-2009, 11:20 AM

that wasn't even worth wasting my down time at work

Dalton918

09-24-2009, 09:10 AM

FaLKoN240

09-24-2009, 09:46 AM

I saw teh nudes! :D

Keep posting up the interesting pages, other than that, this is pretty much a waste of time.

Kudos to you guys that read it all though.

Persona

09-24-2009, 10:58 AM

Copied from thread.

Basically kid come on forum to sell car. Asks way to much, offers to trade for weed. Starts bashing on domestics and V8 cars, moves into name calling and badgering, then he posts pics of girls he has "conquered" with names. Myself and some others seek out said girls and find out that he did not sleep with any of them. He even posted his sister as one of the pics. Then he continues to lie some more, saying his family is made of cops, when they aren't. AKA SGT. TROOPER Thompson haha. Then it backfires when one girls dad finds out about his post about his daughter and has threatened to sue OP.

There is a LOT more to it than that, but that covers the basics. __________________

XperienceM5G

09-24-2009, 03:30 PM

^ Lol.

Who knows, maybe he did "conquer" his sister. :barfkiss:

All in all though, not very funny, pretty typical generic forum stuff, and I want my time back.

DALAZ_68

09-24-2009, 04:17 PM

not that many member, thread not that great...over hyped for a small group...

totally Failvis!

azndoc

09-24-2009, 10:54 PM

I banged Jessica Alba

Jeff was watching.

I swear.

GSXRJJordan

09-24-2009, 11:15 PM

Edit: Just checked back in for the NWS nudes, super hot. Upstate NY ftw? Where do all these cute white girls keep coming from, cause it's sure as hell not the 626.

I banged Jessica Alba

Jeff was watching.

I swear.

Selfish muthafuggin Jack... she looks totally different in person IMO.

Oh, so Jack, I got that hookup for you on the Valtrex for when you start, ya know, 'showing symptoms'. I gotchu bro.

DALAZ_68

09-24-2009, 11:19 PM

I saw teh nudes! :D

that was actually a highlight...id smash :yum:

Selfish muthafuggin Jack... she looks totally different in person IMO.

Oh, so Jack, I got that hookup for you on the Valtrex for when you start, ya know, 'showing symptoms'. I gotchu bro.

^ this post was more epic than that whole thread

bardabe

09-25-2009, 03:06 AM

the nudes where good and now stored in my HD lol

bardabe

09-25-2009, 03:02 PM

Selfish muthafuggin Jack... she looks totally different in person IMO.

Oh, so Jack, I got that hookup for you on the Valtrex for when you start, ya know, 'showing symptoms'. I gotchu bro.

dude, the burning sensation every time he pee's will be like a 10ft 14K trophy of smashing one of the hottest bitches out there. fuck valtrex lol