Whats your favorite pick up line?

[Dark]

Just wanted to know which one worked for you guys.

[Brian]

nice shoes, wanna fukc?

well it didnt exactly work but its pretty straight forward.

[vapor_skank]

lol........:D

[Dousan_PG]

here's a few from various places

girl, you must be tired because you have been running in my mind ALL DAY!

hi. let's get buck naked and f*ck.



here's a ncie list

http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp

Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
For a fat chick, you sure have small ****.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
Hi!
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Hi, how are you?
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hi. You'll do.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
May I flirt with you?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again?
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.

[the head]

let's get nekked and discuss whatever pops up

would you like to sit on a happy face

[russian]

my favourite but veeeery cheesy:

"If i said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"


but the line
"you look cute, you have any russian in you? you want some"
worked a bunch. well i guess since i have an accent and all.

[Warwick5s]

hi, i'm jason, what's your name? enjoying the show?


this works because whenever i'm in a bar, i'm in the band that's playing. :D

[SilviaDriver]

we all know aaron uses those pickup lines hahaha jk!

"if i were a Fly, id be all over you girl, cuz u are the SHIT!"

[Kookaburraz]

"Would you like to make fucI< BERZERKER!"

[uiuc240]

Originally posted by Kookaburraz
"Would you like to make fucI< BERZERKER!"

:D :D :D :D Awesome. I haven't heard that in years. Thanks, Kookz.

Eric

[Chernobyl]

Originally posted by Warwick5s
hi, i'm jason, what's your name? enjoying the show?


this works because whenever i'm in a bar, i'm in the band that's playing. :D

Yea that one works like a charm, too bad my band broke up...

-Alex-

[DarkRaptor42]

If I were a jedi would you want to see my light saber?

you stroked the wookie today?

sorry just watched starwars

[itsybitsy240sxEy]

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first. hehe.

[Titan]

- Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin'.

If that doesn't work, put a key to her arm and turn it. When she asks what you're doing, say "Turning you on."

[-E-]

Originally posted by Titan
- Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin'.



LMAO :D

[Dousan_PG]

uhhhh-huh-huh...huh-huh

hey baby, wanna wrestle?

uhh-huh-huh-huh-huh

[s13silady]

well the corniest one ive heard is "ima go buy a soccer ball now."
she replies "why".. you reply "so we could kick it".. hehe very corny...

how bout "you must be very tired from running through my mind all day...why dont you rest your legs over my shoulders"

[keepitmovin]

My pick up line ownz the ladies
" Its just not gonna suck itself" :eek:

[blog]

ok, this one has like a .0003% chance to work but when it does, its fawking sweet.plus its the best one i've ever heard.

1) walk up to a girl
2) ask her if she's in the real estate business
3) let her ponder the question for a moment
4) before she can answer, whip out your peice and ask "is this alot?"
:D :D :D

also another good one taken from requim for a dream:
pull out the pants monster and as shes taken back by your action say "i didn't take it out for air"

[wingsnthangs]

On behalf of engineering and mathematics majors:

Pick-up line: "I wanna be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves."

[Scion]

Word of the day is "legs", why dont you come to my place and spread the word.

[AceInHole]

Cute girl with Spec V in building next to mine.... was contemplating approaching her and telling her if she ever needs any body work, I'm the man with the right tool for the job. Was enough of a tool myself today to see her on the highway and let my car do some talking. Mostly said "psssshhhh" so... I don't think FR's and FF's get along very well.

[Steeles]

A Spoonie Luv Classic

"Hey Baby can I meet you?"

[masta]

Originally posted by wingsnthangs
On behalf of engineering and mathematics majors:

Pick-up line: "I wanna be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves." Hahahaha OMG I totally get that one. I am a dork! (CS and Math double major) :p

[SimpleS14]

Sorry I came off rude at first. I just get nervous when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.

[masta]

Originally posted by Kookaburraz
"Would you like to make fucI< BERZERKER!" I do not get this one. Someone care to explain? :confused:

[Phlip]

"I like (insert race here) girls"

[Phlip]

Originally posted by masta
I do not get this one. Someone care to explain? :confused:
It was in the movie Clerks if anyone else other than me even noticed... Silent Bob's "cousin," named Olaf sang it in one of the most hilarious songs.

[MorganS13]

don't need a pick up line. :cool:

[Phlip]

Originally posted by MorganS13
don't need a pick up line. :cool:
I'm personally hoping no one ever actually uses any of these if they do.

[MorganS13]

Originally posted by PHLIP
I'm personally hoping no one ever actually uses any of these if they do.

sadly.. i bet a lot of people have tried

[AceInHole]

Originally posted by AceInHole
Cute girl with Spec V in building next to mine.... was contemplating approaching her and telling her if she ever needs any body work, I'm the man with the right tool for the job. Was enough of a tool myself today to see her on the highway and let my car do some talking. Mostly said "psssshhhh" so... I don't think FR's and FF's get along very well.

So I tried it. Sort of. Obviously not exactly those words. And it might've worked.... i got her # at least :D

[Steeles]

Originally posted by PHLIP
"I like (insert race here) girls"

dont be stealin my lines phlip!!!

[gmgs14]

A buddy of mine pulled this one out of his ass:

"How would you like to take a fish net and treat me like a tuna?"

I guess it actually worked for him a couple times.

[Steeles]

a very drunk friend of mine once said "I'm a lost little puppie won't you take me home?" and it worked... although I question her intoxication level at the time. she maintains she was only "buzzed"

[AceInHole]

From a recent AIM chat with the names taken out:

the thing is
does she like the stupid things you do
cause
then when you do good stuff
she's all like
"awwwwwww"
and you're like
"hey baby. i got a turbo in my pants and it's a T88 on the verge of spooling"
and she's like
"oh, back to you being ****ing stupid again"
and you're like
"no wait! it's ok.... i have extreme body rigidy from my Cusco STBs"
"c'mon babe... i run high octane!"
"let me lube u up like a good synthetic oil change"
"i know my stick is a short shifter... but i can make it up with my hard clutching"
"i got wider wheels at home i swear!!"
"nah babe, i took out the back seat cause i knew i only got room for you"
"i've got a 3" downpipe"

[ruf]

Dang it. Now I have to go find that MSN page with all the pick up lines. Came out during Valentine's Day. It actually had some REALLY good ones.

[Steeles]

ruf dude check your pm's

[ruf]

Steeles - Oops! Sorry. Just sent you an e-mail. :eek:

On topic:
Give a girl a business card with this written on the back,
"Smile if you want to sleep with me..." I thought that one was kinda funny. They say that a girl knows within 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not she'll sleep with you. I haven't seen this proven wrong yet.

Usually I just compliment clothing/jewelry/eyes, buy them a drink, slip the rohypnol in there and... :rolleyes: I dunno. Hanging out with fashion models too much has made me pretty flaming gay, so I know way too much about girl stuff. Get on the same plane with them, have a nice convo, then tell them I'm gay (jokingly, because of said proficiency with girly stuff) and have a good laugh about that. That invariably prompts the question "You're not really gay are you?" which leaves me open to reply "Why? Would if matter if I was?" After getting them to admit to me (and themselves) that they're interested in me, I tell them that I'm not gay and then spend the rest of the night/morning showing them... :D

All in all, it's pretty much just about confidence. I suppose talking to them like "one of the girls" is what gives me that confidence, whereas other guys are just type-a pricks ("wanna ****"- you'd be surprised how often this works. You just gotta have the thick skin for when it doesn't). I suppose my way of doing things is kinda roundabout, but it works for me. The failures are a little less painful as well. If she ends up not being into you, you end up with a new acquaintance instead of a knee in the groin. If you end up dumping her, you have a better chance of coming off as the good guy that it just didn't work out with. If you come off as the bad guy, at least having the reputation of being a "fag tease that doesn't know what he wants" is easier to shake off/disprove than "wife-beater in the making". Not saying that it's for everyone, but it works for me on the tough ones. Even so, you have to be a bad boy every now and then. For some reason, girls INVARIABLY like to be treated like ****. I don't understand that one.

Final note: Don't give her a compliment unless you are willing/able to follow it up with WHY.

you1: "I really like your necklace."
her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some."

you2: "That's a really pretty necklace. Is it Tiffany?"
her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some. And he's trying to impress me."

you3: "That's a really pretty necklace. I've always liked that design. I got something like that for my sister last year. Is that Tiffany? It goes well with your outfit."
her thoughts: "This guy ACTUALLY likes my necklace. I guess he has similar/good taste. And I can't tell if he's just trying to get in my pants."

Same thing goes for eyes/clothes/etc. I've seen so many guys try to give that random compliment that they really don't mean to start a conversation, only to get shot down with a sarcastic "Thanks." Like I said before, it's not for everybody, but it works on the really hot ones that always get attention. Keep in mind that if they already want to bone, then none of this matters. No use trying to get in her pants when she wants you there already. Cut the small talk and get down to business.

edit: one of my favorite pick up lines.
"If you are a rich lady and I have boned you, please meet me at the nacho cart. If you are a rich lady that would like to be boned, please meet me at the nacho cart."

[Phlip]

Originally posted by ruf
They say that a girl knows within 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not she'll sleep with you. I haven't seen this proven wrong yet.

I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people.

[Steeles]

I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people.

no you just follow people around till they give up one getting rid of you....

Ruf - :D no problem thanks mang

I let girls come up to me. I give them My number and let them make the first move it keeps me sane. they dont want anything to do with me oh well on to the next one. get them talking and just listen. works for me. or get them drunk and give them massages. :)

[ruf]

Originally posted by PHLIP
I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people. Just cuz they think you're an asshole doesn't mean that they don't want to sleep with you. That just means that they don't want to talk to you. :o Seriously, they KNOW if they would within 5 minutes.

[Steeles]

I just reread your post... how/why do you hang out with fashion models? lol and can you hook a brotha up? :D

[ruf]

Used to date one. She used to do runway and a little print and her roommate used to do print and tv. Actually, her roommate was on Elimidate. Kinda funny. Anyways, I hung out at the parties/shows with the other models and scouts and stuff. Fun social crowd. Kinda put that behind me now. Too little substance...

[ALTRNTV]

guy: hey baby, wanna have some pizza and sex tonight?

girl: (slaps guy) hell no!

guy: what?? you don't like pizza??

[Steeles]

Originally posted by ruf
Used to date one. She used to do runway and a little print and her roommate used to do print and tv. Actually, her roommate was on Elimidate. Kinda funny. Anyways, I hung out at the parties/shows with the other models and scouts and stuff. Fun social crowd. Kinda put that behind me now. Too little substance...

lol Im newly single Im not looking for substance for awhile :D

[ruf]

Then why not bone Mary while Lindsay's in Hawaii?

OOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYAAAAAAM... :o

[turtlepower240]

omgggggggggg i never even post on this forum and i'm being talked about??? wtf is this?!?

[AceInHole]

maybe there's more than one Mary somewhere out there??

[Dousan_PG]

nah, that's the mary they are talking about.

HA HA

[turtlepower240]

:rolleyes: ace... there's only one mary :p

[ruf]

I just saw "turtlepower240" as the latest post in this forum and thought "O SNAP. :o" Oops... You weren't supposed to read that. hehehe! :D

[turtlepower240]

yea that's what you get mister... i've got friends who post here...

[ruf]

Originally posted by turtlepower240
i've got friends... Really? That's surprising... :rolleyes:

[Steeles]

Originally posted by ruf
Then why not bone Mary while Lindsay's in Hawaii?

OOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYAAAAAAM... :o

dude shes rooming with me at convention!

(uh mary whens that 18th bday again? I still dont have RKelly's pockets....)

[Steeles]

Originally posted by turtlepower240
omgggggggggg i never even post on this forum and i'm being talked about??? wtf is this?!?

Heya babe!

[AceInHole]

heh.. sorry... guess all the Marys i knew were just going under aliases or something :p

but uh.... girl pops in, and no pickup lines in a thread like this.... sorta... odd....

[ruf]

Zilvia resident horndog Steeles is taking care of that... :p

[Jim96SC2]

Mary, your pretty cute! Unfortunatly age has brought many good things, and also the fact I need to check ID's of girls I date now.

[Steeles]

Originally posted by ruf
Zilvia resident horndog Steeles is taking care of that... :p

Hey!! I resemble that remark!! :D im off to have strippers wash my car now.. buh bye!

[turtlepower240]

Originally posted by Jim96SC2
Mary, your pretty cute! Unfortunatly age has brought many good things, and also the fact I need to check ID's of girls I date now.

lol, thanks jim :)

steeles - oct 5 :) sorry, ya can't touch me :p

[Steeles]

Originally posted by turtlepower240
lol, thanks jim :)

steeles - oct 5 :) sorry, ya can't touch me :p

crap.. hmmm I'll just watch :) dont forget that Bikini this time!

edit: dang thats right before my litle brothers birthday! should be easy to remember..

[turtlepower240]

oh i'm oh so definately bringin the bikini :) cause now i'm tan and i can't wait!!!

[Steeles]

Originally posted by turtlepower240
oh i'm oh so definately bringin the bikini :) cause now i'm tan and i can't wait!!!

Bring a couple I'm bringing the camera!

[DarkRaptor42]

Originally posted by Steeles
Bring a couple I'm bringing the camera!

DUDE! wheres this post going?

[Jeff240sx]

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, sweet, weak and white.
-Jeff

[ruf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome...

Steeles - I have seniority... :p

[Steeles]

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, sweet, weak and white.
-Jeff

haha one of my old sigs said:
Black as Death Strong as he77 sweet as love

Ruf - hahaha not by much I'm sure

DarkRaptor42 - ummm we'll see :) and have the pictures to prove it..... doh no wait... thats how R. Kelly got in trouble.......