Ultimate Toilet Paper Thread

[jspaeth]

I just realized I've never seen this covered....

What is your favorite brand/type of toilet paper and why?

Things to consider:

1) Price\Value
2) Feel
3) Propensity to rub off and get stuck


Discuss.

[BustedS13]

http://www.ancient-future.net/biblealone.jpg

just go to a church, you probably have one in your area. they'll give them away for free!

[wannabdr1ftr]

Charmin Ultra Soft

[NINJASPY]

the great toilet paper debate

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

over or under?? OVER for me

[jspaeth]

the great toilet paper debate

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

over or under?? OVER for me


I thought you meant through the front versus around the back !

[xpertsnowcarver]

http://dealcetera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kirkland-baby-wipes.jpg

Handy when it comes to shards. lol

[NINJASPY]

I doubt anyone goes for the frontal wipe. Away from the taint/gooch, not towards it :)

I thought you meant through the front versus around the back !

[jspaeth]

I doubt anyone goes for the frontal wipe. Away from the taint/gooch, not towards it :)


True, but some would say it's easier to get even coverage left to right if you come in from the front.

[S14_Kouki]

True, but some would say it's easier to get even coverage left to right if you come in from the front.

lol sounds like theres some physics going on here.

[enkei2k]

haha, man this thread is awesomee. i need some soft tissues...no single ply 35 cent shit for me, those things are painful.

[ZenkiKid]

Charmin ultra. Cant cheap out on toilet paper IMO.

[jspaeth]

Charmin Ultra is good.

There are so many factors.


For good TP, here's the problem.....it's like stiff suspension on good, grippy tires.

It grabs better and doesn't wear off little pieces in your ass crack, but when it breaks (traction) it just all of a sudden rips, without warning.

The cheaper stuff gives you more warning before it's gonna break.

tough call

[D14]

Charmin Fresh Mates.

They're like baby wipes but they're flushable. And quilted.

[Bubbles]

I just realized I've never seen this covered....



There just might be a reason........

[jspaeth]

No way, talking about toilet paper is ALWAYS the right thing to do.

[exitspeed]

Whatever the fuck is on sale and isn't complete shit. No pun intended.

[slider2828]

Northern quilted for sure... dun like charmin, not all that......

[Brian]

I buy the one with the puppies on it.

Is that Charmin?

I know it starts with a C.

oh wait maybe Cottenelle.

[greddy2die]

as long as its nice and soft and isnt shitty single ply. I dont want to have to worry about breakage and having a shitty mishap..lol

[DALAZ_68]

http://dealcetera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kirkland-baby-wipes.jpg

Handy when it comes to shards. lol

i steal these from my nephew...im horrible

lol sounds like theres some physics going on here.

LOL

Charmin ultra. Cant cheap out on toilet paper IMO.

hell fucking no...

Charmin Ultra is good.

There are so many factors.


For good TP, here's the problem.....it's like stiff suspension on good, grippy tires.

It grabs better and doesn't wear off little pieces in your ass crack, but when it breaks (traction) it just all of a sudden rips, without warning.

The cheaper stuff gives you more warning before it's gonna break.

tough call

no one likes a bloody ass...

[XeroX]

baby wipes FTMW!

Other than that, i wouldnt know...i always raid my moms house when i run out of toilet paper haha...She buys this stuff in bulk when its on sale, so it varies, but as long as its soft and doesnt leave paper cruztttiezzz its legit...

and wiping back to front while your still sitting down is choice...much more accurate coverage IMHO (just make sure to get the kids out of harms way)...i dont think it matters either way, as long as you have a succesful technique yo...

[zenki.life]

Charmin Ultra.......less is more. *Insert catchy theme song here*

[blueshark123]

http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg

[DALAZ_68]

baby wipes FTMW!

She buys this stuff in bulk when its on sale, so it varies, but as long as its soft and doesnt leave paper cruztttiezzz its legit...



gotta love COSTCO

[Rick-95ZE]

Whatever the fuck is on sale and isn't complete shit. No pun intended.

:rofl:Ditto!!

[roninwon]

well ill tell u these *SNIP* over got it figured out, the cheapest, most durable brand is their own hand just wipe until gone:barf:

[Twinchy]

http://amorphia-apparel.com/img450/seashells.gif

i tried to get a better image but my work computer wouldnt allow to visit the website that had the real 3 seashell thing from demo man

[SexPanda]

http://www.ancient-future.net/biblealone.jpg

just go to a church, you probably have one in your area. they'll give them away for free!
Yeah, see... The bible's paper is too thin. You haven't lived til you've had the prophets holy words cleaning your booty hole... Its quilted!
http://www.findyourfate.com/astrology/quran.jpg

[murda-c]

Yeah, see... The bible's paper is too thin. You haven't lived til you've had the prophets holy words cleaning your booty hole... Its quilted!


Someone is going to blow up the zilvia servers thanks to you

[MELLO*SOS]

zilvia has gone to shit.

[Shaminii]

I also take flaking into consideration. The super soft ones tend to flake with all your poop particles on them. Its kinda gross and I'm sure you wouldn't want to inhale that.

[jspaeth]

I also take flaking into consideration. The super soft ones tend to flake with all your poop particles on them. Its kinda gross and I'm sure you wouldn't want to inhale that.


Completely accurate point, well taken.

Agree that you can get more even coverage on the back to front swipe.

[ZX88]

super soft shit sucks. it gets stuck and flakes in your ass.

[SexPanda]

Someone is going to blow up the zilvia servers thanks to you

Fine, fine...

http://www.gaychristian101.com/images/TorahScroll.jpg
The Torah is double quilted and has a great absorbancy factor as well

[S14DB]

well ill tell u these *SNIP* over got it figured out, the cheapest, most durable brand is their own hand just wipe until gone:barf:

Gratz on making yourself pink.


The religious bullshit got the thread locked.