teh banz

[Nytovaok]

what must one do to get banned form this website? i asked an admin and they haven't done it...

[Matej]

Post porn.

[BustedS13]

I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.
8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth:
9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,
10 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me and keep my commandments.
11 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
12 Keep the sabbath day to sanctify it, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee.
13 Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work:
14 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; that thy manservant and thy maidservant may rest as well as thou.
15 And remember that thou wast a servant in the land of Egypt, and that the LORD thy God brought thee out thence through a mighty hand and by a stretched out arm: therefore the LORD thy God commanded thee to keep the sabbath day.
16 Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
17 Thou shalt not kill.
18 Neither shalt thou commit adultery.
19 Neither shalt thou steal.
20 Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour.
21 Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.

[ThatGuy]

Why do you want to be Banned, and what Admin did you talk to?

Oh wait, now I see why you're mad.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l103/Nytovaok/mycarrearmorard.jpg
No one cared that you traded your banjo collection for this in the last thread you started.

So you're throwing a fit like a 3rd grade little girl, and taking your toys and running away.

Oh well, if you can't handle Zilvia, then it's not like it's a big loss for us.

Later kid.

[SimpleS14]

Why do you want to be Banned, and what Admin did you talk to?


Someone could have hijacked his account and made this thread...


or the OP just wants attention :-/

[ThatGuy]

Someone could have hijacked his account and made this thread...


or the OP just wants attention :-/

Nah, I did a little digging on Zilvia to see why this little girl is getting all emo. I posted my results above you.

[BustedS13]

check out those sick-ass springs holding the trunk closed in addition to the trunk latch and the cessna-spec wing.

that trunk is goin' nowhere.
where you goin?
nowhere.

[ThatGuy]

^Nice Boondock Saints reference. Well played, indeed.



I'm lovin' the fact that the right tail light appears to be completely in-op, and the exhaust sits crooked as hell.

Good thing this whiny little kid made a new thread just to show off his "tight whip", then got butt hurt when nobody patted his ass and told him how cool he is.

[DALAZ_68]

ohh noes, some one is cryin on zilvia...again...

[Phlip]

Look at this...

An off-topic thread... IN OFF-TOPIC!!!

I am not going to ban the OP (yet), I prefer to witness this carnage... This will continue before the standard retard who will miss THIS post, post an "IBTL," thusly getting the thread locked and themselves pinked for... umm... 4 months.

[BustedS13]

i'm really bummed that thread got locked. i was looking forward to more pictures of a stock s13 with bullshit on it so i could see "how beautiful the body is". because, of course, being a nissan 240sx forum, i've never seen a 240sx before and have never admired its lines. that was going to be a real eye opener. it's too bad the MODZ here are keeping us down.

[exitspeed]

^Nice Boondock Saints reference. Well played, indeed.



I'm lovin' the fact that the right tail light appears to be completely in-op, and the exhaust sits crooked as hell.

Good thing this whiny little kid made a new thread just to show off his "tight whip", then got butt hurt when nobody patted his ass and told him how cool he is.

I think I like you even better as a regular member.

Can you imagine how many threads there are like this in Zilvia's history? Man that would be a sweet statistic to see.

Hell I made one. :wavey:

[FaLKoN240]

Dude, those pics he took were totally high res with perfect lighting, he TOTALLY should have his own thread.

I mean, S13s are awesome stock. You take a picture in a shitty place, it sucks, but if there's a stock S13 in there... man, you've got some Rembrandt shit.

[BustedS13]

this thread is like self-immolation. shocking protest by a bro of the most enlightened. Nytovaok sacrifices Himself so that we may see The Way.


http://i34.tinypic.com/20js7tf.jpg

[BustedS13]

http://i35.tinypic.com/33y6sg6.jpg

[!Zar!]

This reminds me of my.is.

Except this thread was started as a joke.

[BustedS13]

http://i38.tinypic.com/9qwcnr.jpg

[socal_kouki]

17 Thou shalt not murder.


Fixed for you.

[BustedS13]

Fixed for you.

NOT ACCORDING TO KJV BRO. what, you reading that pussy NIV shit?!

http://i33.tinypic.com/35almw7.jpg

[socal_kouki]

Hey man.. I just want to be able to kill without going to hell.

[BustedS13]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2rejmg6.jpg

[BustedS13]

http://i35.tinypic.com/904xds.jpg

[DALAZ_68]

ohh busted...u own this thread...

[S14_Kouki]

LMAO this thread is my all time fav are we trying to get this guy to say something stupid so we can ban him.

[sr20sean]

http://i35.tinypic.com/904xds.jpg
bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
thats fucking hilarious

[xpertsnowcarver]

^^^lol... yea that's the best one yet.

[udon!]

give me your password and i will get banned for you!

[g-via]

you should just ban this guy for using "teh" purposely instead of the.

and adding the z at the end, that just took it.

[FaLKoN240]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2rejmg6.jpg

@The original sign: Is Obama going to enslave himself as well?

[Tantwoforty]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/zorba0711/4%20emo%20pahsum/suburbEmoKid.jpg


Why would you feel the need to get banned anyway...
If you cant read the rules before you post your crappy threads then prepare your self to be flamed and have your threads locked....
If you cant handle it simply dont log in to zilvia.net

[fliprayzin240sx]

Instead of asking somebody to ban you...how about you just not ever come back. Its not that hard not to type www.zilvia.net.

[ayuaddict]

i also hear there is this thing called not posting.

similar to not reading.



busted: i really like those photos.

[1ZlowZ]

ARRRG this thread sux.

[illvialuver]

I was expecting something good to happen in this thread but then there is nothing. I don't get this guy, why would he want to be banned? instead of just not log in?

[Tantwoforty]

yarrrr make him walk the plank!