Joose anyone??

[S14_Kouki]

So just wondering if any one has tryed Joose?? I love the grape (dragon) Joose. Or is there another malt liquor that anyone prefers??
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/pandadrifter/joose.jpg

[theronin]

lol yeah store down the street sells these bad boys. joose is nothing to mess with, that stuff will get you DRUNK.



try 4 loco if you are really feeling frisky. the watermelon is 12% alcohol. lol hangovers are so fun

http://www.blacksburgvirginia.us/files/blog_pictures/four_loco.jpg

[I LUV MY S13]

tried it for the first time on saturday...its aight

[karl wasabi]

I thought it was pretty nasty the first time I had it. I haven't had it since.

[Sergio180sx]

aw man ive had all of them the four locos are no joke my girl banned me from them :(

but if u wanna get fucked up off shit like that try these max vibes the red one taste like hawain punch with vodka lol it fucks u up

http://www.deathwishindustries.com/home/What%20Is%20Best/Best%20Alcohol%20and%20Guns/Max%20Live%20Vibe%20Fury.gif

[BustedS13]

i'm a firm believer in malt liquor.

and these malt beverages you guys are posting are fine. i'll drink a sparks. sure, why not.
but the best way to get your drink on is:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/Colt45.JPG/240px-Colt45.JPG + http://theescapepod.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/67495-tropicana-new.jpg

drink down to the top of the colt label, refill with orange juice, finish it off. do another, enjoy being completely shithammered.

i keep finding reasons to post this picture. we had a malt liquor fueled rager here not too long ago.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/IMG_1050-1.jpg

[dahveed]

haha i feel like such a girl when i drink one. i usually go for 4lokos though. gets you drunker lol.

[deolio]

i drank four fours for the fourth of july

sidewalk slammer > colt 45/oj

[chibo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/Colt45.JPG/240px-Colt45.JPG + http://theescapepod.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/67495-tropicana-new.jpg

drink down to the top of the colt label, refill with orange juice, finish it off. do another, enjoy being completely shithammered.

You've blown my mind, I will try this tomorrow. :s101:

[BustedS13]

You've blown my mind, I will try this tomorrow. :s101:

it's awesome. the beastie boys loved it.

ehaA7_97KE0

also known as the "ghetto mimosa"

[ThatGuy]

Put your left leg down, your right leg up,
tilt your head back, then you finish the cup!

Brass Monkey!

[0100]

lol brass monkey was one of the many great songs my wife and I had on the playlist at our wedding reception back in 2003. damn that party was fun. Sorry what are we talking about...

[Dirty Habit]

I grew up throwing a few shots of vokda in there with the OJ??

Anyone else? I thought that was standard protocol.

Oh, and we put em in Hurricane's. Delicious.
http://www.frontiersaloon.com/BeerTakeOut/TakeOutMaltLiquors/images/BottleHurricaneMaltLiq.jpg

[Enna]

Learning new shit everyday, the zilvia way.

[DALAZ_68]

even drunk, Joose did not taste good...


whats with all the gay soda drinks in this pussy fest?!

im down for the malt with busted...
or straight Jack Daniels
or even best blue label
had some single malt scotch with the boss... you want a mans drink, that and a cuban cigar...cannot be fucked with...

[XeroX]

even drunk, Joose did not taste good...


whats with all the gay soda drinks in this pussy fest?!

im down for the malt with busted...
or straight Jack Daniels
or even best blue label
had some single malt scotch with the boss... you want a mans drink, that and a cuban cigar...cannot be fucked with...

I love a good wiskey on the rocks with a splash of water. I preffer black label...

Ive tried the Joose and i personally preffer the Four's...Kinda wierd, but if you drink more than 2 or 3 of the grape Fours, it turns ur poo green lol...no joke....disgusting but pretty funny, reminds me of baby poop

I like the Fours cause it helps me control my drinking kinda...if i bring out two i will be good for the night, three and i will have some fun...Usually if i bring a fifth of anything i end up drinking it all and i seem to always get a lil rowdy lol

[S14_Kouki]

That colt and OJ looks killa lol thats awesome. Im just addicted to grape joose, the other joose flavors taste like orangutan ass. Four locos is just nasty but they will get u shoulder leanin fast lol. Once you get the first drank you dont even taste the others lol

[crzy240]

That stuff is crap see the Hobo's drinking in back of the store
Joose= NO CLASS

[S13Boosts]

You've blown my mind, I will try this tomorrow. :s101:


same here!:faint:

[crzy240]

Four sucks worse that Joose
It's for wantabees that cannot handle
a shot of Jack.

Pretty much for high school girls only

[S14_Kouki]

That stuff is crap see the Hobo's drinking in back of the store
Joose= NO CLASS

Does any malt liquor have class lol

Ahahahahah It just so happens the grape is called Dragon Joose and look what we have a :trogdor:

[S14_Kouki]

Four sucks worse that Joose
It's for wantabees that cannot handle
a shot of Jack.

Pretty much for high school girls only

Ummmm this is high school girls
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/pandadrifter/twist_bottles.jpg

[Ben G]

i keep finding reasons to post this picture. we had a malt liquor fueled rager here not too long ago.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/IMG_1050-1.jpg





Ooohhhh sweeeet Jesus :drool:

[simmode1]

Wow! Thanks guys! I'm not a big drinker cuz I can't find stuff I like, but everything in here looks awesome! I'm gonna get shitfaced this weekend!:naughty:

[S14_Kouki]

I was surprised last night to see that Joose has Ginseng and Taurine in it. So this means I get smarter the more I drink lol

[druthafoo]

Four Loco or Brass Monkey > *

Get two Four Locos.. kill the first one as quickly as possible then chill on the second one.

One to kill, one to chill

[zenki.life]

i tried one and thought it tasted like some shit ass sour wine.


im a beer man.

[racepar1]

You guys are gross..... "Alcoholic energy drinks" taste like alcohol flavored butthole.

[s14gmo]

Joose is some good stuff but it does take some getting use to when i first drank it i didnt like it. now its the first drink i want when im going to go drink

[zenki.life]

alcoholic energy drink.....isnt that an oxymoron as well? lol

alcohol = depressant

energy drink = stimulant(duh)

[The Island]

lol yeah store down the street sells these bad boys. joose is nothing to mess with, that stuff will get you DRUNK.



try 4 loco if you are really feeling frisky. the watermelon is 12% alcohol. lol hangovers are so fun

http://www.blacksburgvirginia.us/files/blog_pictures/four_loco.jpg

4loco ftmfw! 2 and you good for the night.

[racepar1]

alcoholic energy drink.....isnt that an oxymoron as well? lol

alcohol = depressant

energy drink = stimulant(duh)

Your mom's an oxymoron........

:D

[S14_Kouki]

Joose is some good stuff but it does take some getting use to when i first drank it i didnt like it. now its the first drink i want when im going to go drink

Yes my friend it takes a couple to get use to but Im in love with the grape joose.



alcoholic energy drink.....isnt that an oxymoron as well? lol

alcohol = depressant

energy drink = stimulant(duh)


lol yea so this should be in the oxymoron thread lol. Dont you think the two would cancel eachother out and you would not even get drunk or hyper lol it must be all in your mind ahahahahahah

[S14_Kouki]

lol yeah store down the street sells these bad boys. joose is nothing to mess with, that stuff will get you DRUNK.



try 4 loco if you are really feeling frisky. the watermelon is 12% alcohol. lol hangovers are so fun

http://www.blacksburgvirginia.us/files/blog_pictures/four_loco.jpg

This totally says fruit punch flavored caffeine i find that funny. And the grape four loco is 12% as well.

[theronin]

Four sucks worse that Joose
It's for wantabees that cannot handle
a shot of Jack.

Pretty much for high school girls only

son, ive been shooting jack, capt, 151, jager, vodka, gin, tequila, whatever since before you could drive. this isnt about that. its about Joose and the drinks like it. do us a favor, go grab 2 12% four locos. kill one in under 5 min. then drink the other one. please take pictures though, id love to see how this "high school girls only" drink affects you.

[S14_Kouki]

^^^^fo sho people just underestamate the power of joose and four loco's

[majuljo]

yeah i thought it was gonna be weak to until i bought two and i will say(depending on how many/fast you drink it) that joose stuff will get you more drunk then david hasselhoff

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/flip920/david-hasselhoff-drunk.jpg

[Tantwoforty]

joose and 211. cheap and drunk.

[BustedS13]

joose and 211. cheap and drunk.

steel reserve has got to be the worst malt liquor on earth. just saying.

i'd far rather go with an OE or Colt than any other brand

[DALAZ_68]

steel reserve has got to be the worst malt liquor on earth.



:nono:

id have to say mickeys is the worst shit ever....ever,ever

[BustedS13]

nah, mickeys goes down smooth. my favorite bar downtown sells mickeys in 16 oz cans >.>

[S14_Kouki]

yes iv maybe had steel reserve only a hand off of times because its nasty as fuck. I can get down with some OE but iv never had colt ill have to try that sometime. I cant drink tilt that shit makes my stomach hurt and sparks is ok but I heart joose lol

[PacificDrift_Nick]

mikeys ftw

cheap and good

[nismo 240sx]

lol yeah store down the street sells these bad boys. joose is nothing to mess with, that stuff will get you DRUNK.



try 4 loco if you are really feeling frisky. the watermelon is 12% alcohol. lol hangovers are so fun

http://www.blacksburgvirginia.us/files/blog_pictures/four_loco.jpg

two of these and i was gone!!

[DRO916]

JOOSE used to be our official cheap pre-game drink in 04'....
...then we moved on to other shit.

But just last month I tried JOOSE again, this time I beer bonged the whole can... Felt like SHIT afterwards. Don't try it.

[zenki.life]

how bout arrogant bastard ale. 7 point something percent alch. nastiest beer ever.

[S14_Kouki]

this time I beer bonged the whole can... Felt like SHIT afterwards. Don't try it.

wow you are crazy man

[drftkng951]

i had the grape..... i had 3 and a lot of beer one night and i can still remember the way it tasted......

anyone have a bad joose encounter?


Arrogant bastard is nasty but i gets the job done, they don't sell it in most places very rare to find.

[S14_Kouki]

this was a very interesting night for me THANK YOU JOOSE
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/pandadrifter/Picture259.jpg

[Future240]

Joose and four lokos get you right. I hate the taste of beer(tastes like the sadness of children) but I like these. Sparks is nasty

[S14_Kouki]

sparks is ok tilt fucking sucks

[Slammed180]

I don't know how you guys drink malt liquor. That shit is disgusting.
About the only thing I drink is Rum. Lots of it.
Jagermeister with rockstar is good too.

[S13Boosts]

FUCK! i forgot all about this... i drank 2 40ozs of MAG and smoked 4 bowls called it a night.... fuck that!

[SexPanda]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/pandadrifter/Picture259.jpgYou got some purdy lips, boy.

Oops, sorry. Some southern Missouri slipped out. Anyhow, this is where its at, Im sorry. I can't do the malt soda.

http://msp78.photobucket.com/albums/j97/mr2beez/OE_800.jpg

But thats for only special occasions. Usually its Bud Light. And I love Seagram's Sweet Tea vodka, mix that with some gingerale and you're set.

[Forte EXE]

I used to drink 4Lokos and Joose all the time, but one night I took 2 Watermelon 4Lokos through the bong and was throwing up for an hour on my trashcan. Havent touched a Joose or 4 for about a month. I gag everytime I smell it now.

But...I do drink Hurricane or a colt 45. I'm gunna try that ghetto mimosa this weekend.

[iLOVEmyS13]

my girlfriend brewed skittles vodka at a get together we had with a bunch of old friends, shit was amazing. She told me it took forever to make, but shit i thought it was worth it. try it homies

Shoot the Rainbow: Skittles Vodka (http://www.instructables.com/id/Shoot-the-Rainbow-Skittles-Vodka/)

[S13Boosts]

my girlfriend brewed skittles vodka at a get together we had with a bunch of old friends, shit was amazing. She told me it took forever to make, but shit i thought it was worth it. try it homies

Shoot the Rainbow: Skittles Vodka (http://www.instructables.com/id/Shoot-the-Rainbow-Skittles-Vodka/)

fuck that looks GOOD... +1 never heard of that shit..

[S14_Kouki]

You got some purdy lips, boy.

Oops, sorry. Some southern Missouri slipped out. Anyhow, this is where its at, Im sorry. I can't do the malt soda.

And I love Seagram's Sweet Tea vodka, mix that with some gingerale and you're set.

LMFAO ahahahahah thanks man.

I like SOCO and sweet tea thats good shit they have it pre-made in liquor stores. Ill have to try that Seagram's Sweet Tea vodka. Im not a big fan of vodka tho that skittle vodka looks good too.

[SexPanda]

Its ok, but like I said, throw in some gingerale, and its like drinking sweet tea. And it'll fuck you up real quick.

And yes, the skittles vodka looks like its pretty tits.

[BustedS13]

like every bar downtown carries Jeremiah Weed sweet tea vodka now. we were bullshitting with the bartenders and they gave us some free glasses of it, and we couldn't figure out what the hell you'd mix it into. ginger ale sounds about right though, gonna try that this weekend.

[SexPanda]

its not half bad. It really isnt.

[hOngsterr]

dude, your missing out,
try fourloko lol
great taste, and one can will get you there,
but nasty ass after taste

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2840746671_2d7fd9761f.jpg



EDIT!
i guess someone beat me to it
=[

[Future240]

like every bar downtown carries Jeremiah Weed sweet tea vodka now. we were bullshitting with the bartenders and they gave us some free glasses of it, and we couldn't figure out what the hell you'd mix it into. ginger ale sounds about right though, gonna try that this weekend.


http://static.flickr.com/2096/2865707053_74e0f29996.jpg

I just vodka in some sweet tea, shits good. The pre-mixed stuff has good sweet tea, but shitty vodka. I didn't know they were kinds with stuff other than vodka and tea. Post it up if you find it.

[S14_Kouki]

The one on the right soco and sweet tea is the jam. Iv never tryed the hurricane before
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/pandadrifter/soc.jpg