Car Innuendo Thread

[jspeedm]

Ok, so a bunch of us were hanging out last night trying to come up with some car innuendo. i just wanted to see what you guys could come up with. things like:

"nice headlights"
or
"let me pop your clutch"

lets see what you guys can think of.

[DALAZ_68]

i like my women like i like my cars...from another country and me inside of them

dont know if thats really an innuendo...

meh...

why not

"nice rear bumper"

[HyperTek]

time for a fluid flush.

that body needs waxing.

she may not look like much, but shes got it under the hood *if you like ugly chicks lol

[zenki.life]

"nice body"

"stick your keys in her ignition"

"look how low she goes"

"beautiful rear end"

"id take a ride in her"

there are thousands of these i could keep going

[aziankingz]

who wants to fist my exhaust?

[BustedS13]

"i'd like to fuck her car"

[JEDIs13]

"i'd like to fuck her car"
lol wtf :cj:

[zorak]

"I blew her headgasket."

[zenki.life]

"i'd like to fuck her car"

HUH? CONFUSED!http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr282/sexyzenki/1238512492_the-happening-wahlberg.gif

[aziankingz]

give her a nice load

its kind of tight in the back

put on some rubber before taking her

she's dripping a little

[Souljahzs13]

"hey girl... wanna clutch kick it"?

"lets drift back to my pad so i can bore you out for my over-sized piston"

"i can slap your gears so hard, i can make you knock"

[I LUV MY S13]

she likes it wen i hit it sideways

[vespaman]

wanna feel my short shifter??

your oil level is too low, i'll fill it for you.

my turbo is lag but it pulls hard when i hit full boost.

ohh shit! boost leaking blah blah blah!!

[zorak]

"Sorry, I've never blown an injector that fast before."

[S14_Kouki]

who wants to fist my exhaust?

so nasty but so funny

[[email protected]]

wanna feel my short shifter??


omg!! Tom...nooo ahahahahaah :bowrofl:

[BustedS13]

"i want to put my dick in that Bronco"

[revat619]

"i want to put my dick in that Bronco"

you're doing it wrong. :ugh:

[I LUV MY S13]

"i'd like to fuck her car"

"i want to put my dick in that Bronco"


haha...:tweak:

[ThatGuy]

Hmmm, not an innuendo, but more of a fact.

Cars/Women

Teenagers typically don't know what the fuck they are doing with either.

Also...

Never let another man work on yours.

[blueshark123]

I go threw too many rubbers when i hit it sideways

[I LUV MY S13]

I go threw to many rubbers when i hit it sideways

good one


why is there white stuff comin frm tha rubber

[Souljahzs13]

I will never run her without a filter, it might some day clog my highflow injector

[I LUV MY S13]

can i punch it?


haha

[Souljahzs13]

I always promise to warm her up, before I drive her long and hard

[BustedS13]

when it's cold outside, i choke her.

[touge monster]

I'll give her a clear coat

CHARLIE blew a tranny

[BustedS13]

i'd like to ejaculate on her hood.

[Souljahzs13]

I like my girls smooth, I'm gonna give her a good waxing

[I LUV MY S13]

she feels so stiff

[HyperTek]

better have protection to avoid accidents

Its risky driving without protection/insurance

hit and run

dont let friends drive your car

Ill give her a real good tune up

Im gonna trade her in for a new one

shes busted so im scrapping her

i waxed her today

shes leaking fluids

[jspeedm]

she screams when i open her up

when she hesitates, you just gotta put your foot in it.

[I LUV MY S13]

dont let ur friends ride her

[illvialuver]

I think busted is doing it wrong on purpose to be funny.

that bitch is sloppy, ricey, slippery when wet.

I made her overheat.

I am sure some girl could say she likes her cars like her guys stiff.

Or some guys that play for the other team.

[xpertsnowcarver]

HOLD UP!! I need to slide my dipstick in real quick.

[BustedS13]

i lock her in the garage, but when i take her out, i beat the shit out of her.

[spoolandslide]

my baby was all fine and dandy until i fuckin slammed her nose into a wall with full force and all her bodily fluids leaked out on the road, i had to split before the cops came and made me give a statement. i took all her good parts off and left her mangled body on the side of my yard so everyone can see what im all about

[ESmorz]

In your endo.

[ak47johnson]

Im going to stick my camshaft in her V8.

[BustedS13]

i slammed her into a wall and then dumped her in a junkyard.

"if you know what i mean"

[airforceone451]

why do you have a driveshaft...

[thisisastickup]

"I'd like to have anal sex with her"

[I LUV MY S13]

what..??^^

[YoungGun]

I like her wide body.

[I LUV MY S13]

im actually her 4th owner..yea shes been passed around but i beat on her tha most

[vespaman]

can i test drive?

[Souljahzs13]

why do you have a driveshaft...

lol cause its a tranny :P

"I'd like to have anal sex with her"

what..??^^

^^^i second that...:tweak:

my girl only combust for me

[xpertsnowcarver]

Talk about getting a good head. I just blew a gasket.

[Souljahzs13]

I blew her rear main seal...

[BustedS13]

she died on me so i stripped her of valuable parts, then cut the rest up with a sawzall and threw the pieces in a dumpster.

[Matej]

A few of my proven pickup lines:

"Girl, let me try out the steering ratio on that HICAS rack."

"Hey honey buns, I'd love to bead blast your 225/35 Federal 595 on my 19x11.5 -7 VeilSide Andrew."

"How about getting together later and letting my MAFS transmit signals to your ECM so we can measure your intake flow rate together."

"Haruguchi."

[SexPanda]

My sex is like a top fuel dragster- loud, hurts your eyes, and lasts 4 seconds. lol

Let me treat you like an S chassis. I'll abuse the fuck out of you, and have a nice daily on the side.

[xpertsnowcarver]

Its her break in period; can't ride her too hard for her first couple times.

[Bubbles]

This thread is weird.

[xpertsnowcarver]

^^umm.. :confused: Makes sense to me... most of it anyways.
Was riding her sideways, slammed her up against the wall... yea she had enough.. looks like a wreck now..

[YoungGun]

When I kicked her she just bogged.

[BustedS13]

I met the 240sx at a house party. The 240sx humored me, but rejected my sexual advances, so I drugged it, raped it for hours, then murdered it in my basement. Then I ran the body through a wood chipper and loaded it into several garbage bags. I then borrowed a friend's boat and used it to dispose of the body in the Mississippi river. The catfish made quick work of the 240sx.

[Tantwoforty]

I met the 240sx at a house party. The 240sx humored me, but rejected my sexual advances, so I drugged it, raped it for hours, then murdered it in my basement. Then I ran the body through a wood chipper and loaded it into several garbage bags. I then borrowed a friend's boat and used it to dispose of the body in the Mississippi river. The catfish made quick work of the 240sx.
...you win........
fuck it if it dies ill get another one.
i beat that bitch up and tell it not to tell anyone...
i dont care if it has a banged up body, its just a drift car.
it died. so i took her spart and sold her parts to fiends of mine and after i was done ravaging the naked cold frame i drug her to a empty dirt lot and left it there.

[I LUV MY S13]

imma replace that bitch wen she gets to old to handle

[I LUV MY S13]

I met the 240sx at a house party. The 240sx humored me, but rejected my sexual advances, so I drugged it, raped it for hours, then murdered it in my basement. Then I ran the body through a wood chipper and loaded it into several garbage bags. I then borrowed a friend's boat and used it to dispose of the body in the Mississippi river. The catfish made quick work of the 240sx.
actual story

[illvialuver]

omfg, BUSTED you win, your the champ. It's like you slowly planned each one of your posts to make you want more, and to make you laugh harder.

And Matej, those pick up lines work in Kansas City?
Attention everyone who is single go to kc and just say "Haraguchi" bitches for days!
jk.


She smells inside.

[jspeedm]

She smells inside.

sorry to hear that. lol

[driven_]

i'd stretch that like i stretch my tires.

[Matej]

And Matej, those pick up lines work in Kansas City?
Attention everyone who is single go to kc and just say "Haraguchi" bitches for days!
Sorry, forgot to clarify that those are for picking up teenage boys.

[jspeedm]

yeah, that's my 10" pusher/puller

[xpertsnowcarver]

She's old and rusty... who want's to ride that??

[Souljahzs13]

hey my girl is almost legal to drink (89 s13)

shes been around the block a few times only about 300k and still kicking strong

[koukikrisp]

she blew my shock last night and now its leaking all over

i dont need an alignment rack to tell your staright ; )

an entire can of pb blaster wouldnt loosen that bitch up, fucken awesome

[illvialuver]

she is topless and she is heavy, and she complains with all these noises when I am in her, she is always flexing, she is a vert!
that one was for ixfxi

[2_slow_40]

dang, smells like gas coming from her exhaust.
dang, look at that body roll.
dang, i didnt know she was stick.
dang, she need a bath
dang, i think she need a new belt.
dang, she need some body work.
dang, i paid way too much.
you dont even wanna know how much money i spent on her, this year alone
whoops, didnt mean to put that in there.
i found her on craigslist.

[SexPanda]

You've got my piston at top dead center
Let me slid my driveshaft into your rear end.
Let me get inside you a few times, then trade you off on a newer model.

[xpertsnowcarver]

DAYUM!!! She got a lotta JUNK in the TRUNK!

[SochBAT]

To be quite honest. This thread is highly likely the dumbest thread of 2009 SO FAR.

The only redeeming factor is Busted's responses.

I almost pissed my pants about teh sawzall.

OH GOD.

"I've been wanting you since high school. And now that I saved up some money, i can holla. I'm not hoping for much, because I'm sure you've been molested in places I can't see. Namely, your tranny tunnel. What are those two lumps?"

"Every time you're on top, your driveshaft always mushroom stamps my chest. You're hung like a whale. I like that."

[illvialuver]

So tire of people spelling the teh

[Helghast]

"I'd like to stick my penis in her vagina."

If you know what I mean.

[ZX88]

let me hot wax you........






with my PENIS.