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s14xman
09-03-2009, 03:09 AM
mods move if you want but this should be out for everyone to see! haha heard it from a friend at work today.

There's this snail who wants to buy a Nissan 300Z. So one day he's going past the showroom and he sees a red Z car in the window, and he goes in and asks the salesman the price. The salesman quotes him a price of $35,000.


The snail says, "I'll buy it." The salesman is a little perplexed and he asks, "You got the money?" The snail says, "Sure" and gives the salesman $35,000 in cash. He says, "But one thing. Can you do me one favor? Can you change the 'Z' to an 'S'?"


The salesman calls in his mechanic and asks him if he can make the change. The mechanic does so and the snail happily gets in the car. He drives out of the showroom, puts the car in first gear, and lays a patch of rubber twenty feet down the road. He shifts into second and lays a patch of rubber fifteen feet down the road. In third gear the snail leaves a patch of rubber ten feet down the road. He shifts into fourth and is gone in a cloud of dust.


The mechanic turns to the salesman and says, "Holy smokes! Did you see that S-Car go."

wow-thats-a-cool-car
09-03-2009, 03:13 AM
lol

3 grade jokes ftw!

zenki.life
09-03-2009, 03:15 AM
pretty good. lol

adrians_s13
09-03-2009, 03:18 AM
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chibo
09-03-2009, 03:42 AM
Yeah, so I don't get it.

Zero-Offset
09-03-2009, 03:45 AM
I lol'd.

and
http://www.finestchef.com/Escargot.jpg
is what the reference is to^^
FRENCH CUISINE.

GSXRJJordan
09-03-2009, 03:54 AM
Lol, I've heard a variation on that joke, decades ago. Good stuff.

And escargo (sp?) is grosssssssssss.

OBEEWON
09-03-2009, 06:25 AM
LOL funny. At first I was like..."Oh man this is la-OHHH ahahahahaha!"

Then I farted and checked my pants for residue, but Im good.

xplicit240
09-03-2009, 06:59 AM
hahahah. nicely done. gotta love the kid jokes. i never see em comin

murda-c
09-03-2009, 06:59 AM
Lol, I've heard a variation on that joke, decades ago. Good stuff.

And escargo (sp?) is grosssssssssss.

Delicious?

I was pissed when I went to Jersey and the restaurant I always used to get it from was gone.

bshotts
09-03-2009, 07:48 AM
Yeah this is heavily (read 98%) based on a ironic restaurant scene in the movie "Trading Places" starring Eddie Murphy (pre-Daddy Daycare era), Dan Akroyd, and Jaimie Lee Curtis.

I enjoy telling variations of this joke whilst among snooty rich people in a very pontificating way. Then we all laugh pompously. Little do they know I’m laughing at them.

98s14inaz
09-03-2009, 08:18 AM
I always liked that joke lol. I was going to put "scargo" on my turbo 240's plate but someone beat me to it.

Howard92884
09-03-2009, 08:36 AM
Explain how a snail can buy a car and drive one and talk?

Herro
09-03-2009, 01:45 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Nissan_S-Cargo_001.JPG/800px-Nissan_S-Cargo_001.JPG

irax
09-03-2009, 01:58 PM
Lol, I've heard a variation on that joke, decades ago. Good stuff.

And escargo (sp?) is geeeeeeewwwwdd.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2XwJRrPnVv4/Sidk_unSarI/AAAAAAAAAHA/neReSd3bl8Q/s400/Winnie_the_pooh_rage_face_by_desertricker.jpg


fixed for truth

Mista Lee
09-03-2009, 02:59 PM
lawlllllllll

arkive43
09-03-2009, 06:12 PM
:rimshot:................................