s14xman
09-03-2009, 03:09 AM
mods move if you want but this should be out for everyone to see! haha heard it from a friend at work today.
There's this snail who wants to buy a Nissan 300Z. So one day he's going past the showroom and he sees a red Z car in the window, and he goes in and asks the salesman the price. The salesman quotes him a price of $35,000.
The snail says, "I'll buy it." The salesman is a little perplexed and he asks, "You got the money?" The snail says, "Sure" and gives the salesman $35,000 in cash. He says, "But one thing. Can you do me one favor? Can you change the 'Z' to an 'S'?"
The salesman calls in his mechanic and asks him if he can make the change. The mechanic does so and the snail happily gets in the car. He drives out of the showroom, puts the car in first gear, and lays a patch of rubber twenty feet down the road. He shifts into second and lays a patch of rubber fifteen feet down the road. In third gear the snail leaves a patch of rubber ten feet down the road. He shifts into fourth and is gone in a cloud of dust.
The mechanic turns to the salesman and says, "Holy smokes! Did you see that S-Car go."
There's this snail who wants to buy a Nissan 300Z. So one day he's going past the showroom and he sees a red Z car in the window, and he goes in and asks the salesman the price. The salesman quotes him a price of $35,000.
The snail says, "I'll buy it." The salesman is a little perplexed and he asks, "You got the money?" The snail says, "Sure" and gives the salesman $35,000 in cash. He says, "But one thing. Can you do me one favor? Can you change the 'Z' to an 'S'?"
The salesman calls in his mechanic and asks him if he can make the change. The mechanic does so and the snail happily gets in the car. He drives out of the showroom, puts the car in first gear, and lays a patch of rubber twenty feet down the road. He shifts into second and lays a patch of rubber fifteen feet down the road. In third gear the snail leaves a patch of rubber ten feet down the road. He shifts into fourth and is gone in a cloud of dust.
The mechanic turns to the salesman and says, "Holy smokes! Did you see that S-Car go."