View Full Version : it's beard season
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 06:06 PM
September 22 marks the first day of autumn. i've neglected shaving for four days, just cut it into a sweet stubblebeard. hoping to be rocking the full on fatbro beard by fall. just need to get some kwirkie glasses.
who's growing that beard?
SlideWell
09-01-2009, 06:08 PM
ive tried before but the itching gets so intense its like a shot of morphine to shave it all off. i dunno how guys do it, i go CRAZY.
punxva
09-01-2009, 06:11 PM
already starting preparations for an awesome beard. shall we turn this into a official winter 2009 post your beard thread?
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 06:11 PM
ive tried before but the itching gets so intense its like a shot of morphine to shave it all off. i dunno how guys do it, i go CRAZY.
you gotta get the little comb. or one of those hand sized pad things with all the little knobbies for like 80 cents at walgreens.
some itching is the tradeoff for a warm face come winter, yall.
already starting preparations for an awesome beard. shall we turn this into a official winter 2009 post your beard thread?
done. i'll snap some beardpics as it comes in.
ESmorz
09-01-2009, 06:15 PM
I just shaved mine off.
!Zar!
09-01-2009, 06:22 PM
You grow your beard.
I'll grow my pubes.
Lets do this.
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 06:24 PM
don't forget to take pics.
CAPoweredS14
09-01-2009, 06:33 PM
Mine's in full effect. And in related news, I have a friend that follows this trend pattern with one of the cleanest beards I've ever seen. What's ironic is, that he doesn't know there's a "beard season".
singlecamslam
09-01-2009, 06:35 PM
Theres a beard season?
lflkajfj12123
09-01-2009, 06:40 PM
I just shaved mine off.
this. sorry bustedbro.
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 06:44 PM
smorz doesn't need a beard, he doesn't live in an authentic beard climate like us. time to get growing, brah.
zenki.life
09-01-2009, 06:48 PM
RANDOM!!! ahahaha.
but i do shave everyday.
in socal there really are no "cold" winters. so i can afford to be naked faced.
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 06:51 PM
in the midwest if you don't grow a beard, you won't make it. we have to import new women every spring.
lucky7
09-01-2009, 07:08 PM
im getting excited for the change of season. unfortunately, the girl i've been seeing doesnt dig the beard.. im torn. tell her to eff off, and grow it anyways?? lol, i think i already know the answer to that question.
reminiscing
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2113/151/101/2315322/n2315322_51181237_4184.jpg
reverse hair is the most ideal for me. no hat hair, and a warm face. win, win.
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v807/146/13/21713097/n21713097_38740589_2327.jpg
i may just grow one, and keep it trimmed with the #1 guard.
Slammed180
09-01-2009, 07:30 PM
Contemplating the full beard.
Just got the goatee going now. Coming along fairly well.
nismolism
09-01-2009, 07:37 PM
i hate shaving!!!!!!
ESmorz
09-01-2009, 08:16 PM
This is what I usually keep it at. That's spoolandslide on the right.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs166.snc1/6214_1174201206032_1558118971_443384_3264384_n.jpg
The longest it's been in awhile (last week);
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/0815090025.jpg
It's been too fucking hot for a huge beard lately.
I think this was the most gnarly it's ever been.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/Elliotdrumming.jpg
facebook out.
Matej
09-01-2009, 08:53 PM
http://www.notentirelystable.com/screenshots/geordi%20beard.JPG
http://www.notentirelystable.com/screenshots/TNG%20season%202/riker%20beard.JPG
http://www.notentirelystable.com/resources/_wsb_334x222_data+beard.JPG
Dirty Habit
09-01-2009, 09:02 PM
Only for nhl playoffs!
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 09:02 PM
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/evilspockk.jpg
http://topnews.us/sites/default/files/Osama-bin-laden5.jpg
http://itstillnews.com/Articles/June07/Images/castro1.jpg
powerful men. powerful beards.
350Dori
09-01-2009, 09:10 PM
As soon as I'm done in court the 10th i will be rocking a full winter beard...
BustedS13
09-01-2009, 09:13 PM
court? wat u do :(
is it in the sweet tilted court building downtown?!
singlecamslam
09-01-2009, 09:14 PM
It looks like those two got pubes for beards.
SexPanda
09-01-2009, 10:18 PM
Im trying to get a job, but as soon as I do... I may grow something IDK.
cserrano86
09-01-2009, 10:41 PM
I wanna grow on of them Jesus beards... And by Jesus, I mean Dave Grohl...
But mine wont grow as awesome as Jesus'...
350Dori
09-02-2009, 12:07 AM
court? wat u do :(
is it in the sweet tilted court building downtown?!
I was in a car accident back in december...I was drugged at a bar, drove home, made it back to my neighborhood and crashed...
Since alcohol was involved in Missouri the state can press an Assault 2 felony, so I have court coming up to try and get it all figured out...praying for the best!!! :eek3d:
KA-Kait
09-02-2009, 12:30 AM
beards make me so happy. am i like the only woman on this planet that LOVES a good beard? It can't be scraggly and nasty looking. it has to be thick, and full. not LONG, but full. beards are like hats for cheeks and chins! amazing.
BustedS13
09-02-2009, 12:34 AM
http://www.songfight.org/artists/hans_gruber_ultimate_villain.jpg
SexPanda
09-02-2009, 01:11 AM
beards make me so happy. am i like the only woman on this planet that LOVES a good beard? It can't be scraggly and nasty looking. it has to be thick, and full. not LONG, but full. beards are like hats for cheeks and chins! amazing.
i love you.:keke:
I just wish I didnt have my dad's genes... all the men in my family have like... light patches lol. Im unable to grow a goatee... It sucks.
stealthsr20
09-02-2009, 01:22 AM
I'm going full beard, sucks cause i just shaved it for a job interview i've been waiting for for over a year. I have the job so now beard time it shall be!!! WHEEEE!
And yea, it itches for a bit but it gets softer and doesn't itch anymore once you break the peak. It is also like a sweater for your face.... AWESOMENESS
ESmorz
09-02-2009, 01:24 AM
Itches? I've never had beard itch.
Touge Noob S13
09-02-2009, 01:30 AM
I would do this but beards remind me too much of the people that would go to a hobby shop I used to go to as a kid. Creepiest looking dudes I have ever seen.
xpertsnowcarver
09-02-2009, 02:11 AM
Waiting till my schoolin starts up at the end of the month. I won't shave till the quarter's over. My sasquatch face is not a sight to behold though, I'll warn right now.
BustedS13
09-02-2009, 02:24 AM
i think my favorite part of beard season is the end of beard season, when i take the beard off piece by piece. i live for those couple of weeks where i creep out the office by being moustache guy.
xpertsnowcarver
09-02-2009, 02:55 AM
When's the end of beard season? Spring?? Man.. 6 months no shaving.. I'd get hired to be a Geico Caveman..
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/images/2007/05/15/geico_caveman.jpg
BustedS13
09-02-2009, 03:41 AM
i go over my beard with a #3 or #4 guard every week or so to keep it from getting scary. wahl trimmer, every man should have one
Manuelitoohno
09-02-2009, 04:42 AM
Itches? I've never had beard itch.
+1
maybe he has herpes?
CAPoweredS14
09-02-2009, 06:51 AM
Beard itch is when your beard acts as a "flavor saver" after munchin carpet.. Two options
1.Wrap head in plastic wrap
2.Don't mess with dirrrty hoes.
chibo
09-02-2009, 07:34 AM
I just hit mine with the #1 every now and then.
LeftNutOfGowd
09-02-2009, 07:46 AM
I just shaved mine a couple of days ago to prepare for the harsh cold winter days in cali lol.
I went from this
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/l_df4e7014611c421ba52471a24c79a788.jpg
to this
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/JackSkeleton21/l_20b13a5c312447df869c23ec8dfbdfa0.jpg
I'm on day 3 of growing out my winter beard. Looking my girl loves my scruffiness she freaked when she saw me shaved lol
greddy2die
09-02-2009, 08:12 AM
I would love to grow a beard but my facial hair just looks like I have curly pubes on my face, not too nice. lol
=/
nismolism
09-02-2009, 08:31 AM
beards make me so happy. am i like the only woman on this planet that LOVES a good beard? It can't be scraggly and nasty looking. it has to be thick, and full. not LONG, but full. beards are like hats for cheeks and chins! amazing.
ur awsome!
nismolism
09-02-2009, 08:33 AM
i c mac from mc donalds...lol ^^^
LeftNutOfGowd
09-02-2009, 08:35 AM
beards make me so happy. am i like the only woman on this planet that LOVES a good beard? It can't be scraggly and nasty looking. it has to be thick, and full. not LONG, but full. beards are like hats for cheeks and chins! amazing.
My girl like them too so I guess that makes two women in the world lol she like the who scruffy look.
Bubbles
09-02-2009, 08:51 AM
My face is way too pretty to be covered by a beard.
Plus I can't grow one.
Its all bullshit. I haven't met one girl who isn't hot for Hugh Jackman. They like the beard/rugged look, just depends if you can pull it off.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00020307.jpg
Daniel.
09-02-2009, 10:23 AM
leftnut, for some reason I always pictured you as a white dude. :p
I would totally rock a beard, but I can only grow a funky 'stache since I'm asian.
Beard fail.
exitspeed
09-02-2009, 10:26 AM
leftnut, for some reason I always pictured you as a white dude. :p
I would totally rock a beard, but I can only grow a funky 'stache since I'm asian.
Beard fail.
I'm white and have the same problem.
I wish I could grow a beard. Lame.
LeftNutOfGowd
09-02-2009, 10:44 AM
leftnut, for some reason I always pictured you as a white dude. :p
I would totally rock a beard, but I can only grow a funky 'stache since I'm asian.
Beard fail.
Hahaha I know I get that a lot ppl think I'm mix with all kinda shit since I can pull off a lot of different looks. Shit CrashQueen thought I was Filipino lol
I'm white and have the same problem.
I wish I could grow a beard. Lame.
Its called testosterone kids you need a lot of it to really be a man
exitspeed
09-02-2009, 10:45 AM
Hahaha I know I get that a lot ppl think I'm mix with all kinda shit since I can pull off a lot of different looks. Shit CrashQueen thought I was Filipino lol
Its called testosterone kids you need a lot of it to really be a man
Why I outta...!
DALAZ_68
09-02-2009, 10:50 AM
im keeping mine tammed for now...i let it grow for about 4 weeks, then i get a hair cut and trim, inbetween the 4 weeks through every saturday its barber shop time to keep it looking clean and awesome...
yes i could keep itclean myself but going to the barber shop is awesome, especially since they use the straight blade cleaner finish IMHO
ill try and post a pic
Daniel.
09-02-2009, 10:57 AM
Hahaha I know I get that a lot ppl think I'm mix with all kinda shit since I can pull off a lot of different looks. Shit CrashQueen thought I was Filipino lol
Its called testosterone kids you need a lot of it to really be a man
Or I could try rogaine on my face?:wtc:
greddy2die
09-02-2009, 11:14 AM
im keeping mine tammed for now...i let it grow for about 4 weeks, then i get a hair cut and trim, inbetween the 4 weeks through every saturday its barber shop time to keep it looking clean and awesome...
yes i could keep itclean myself but going to the barber shop is awesome, especially since they use the straight blade cleaner finish IMHO
ill try and post a pic
Straight blade and warm shaving cream ftw
DALAZ_68
09-02-2009, 12:04 PM
Straight blade and warm shaving cream ftw
its like i can forget all about my worries while theres a knife to my jugular :bowrofl:
but yeah...the warm towel, and they use the old school style shaving cream, so awesome
Future240
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
I can't grow a full beard. For some reason my face hair grows chin down, and stops above my adams apple. I can have side burns though.
Not sure I would even look right with a beard, I am not to fond of the Rick Ross look.
Touge Noob S13
09-02-2009, 02:52 PM
You breadless guys shouldnt be ashamed, at least you guys dont have to waste as much time as I do shaving.
BustedS13
09-02-2009, 02:57 PM
leftnut, for some reason I always pictured you as a white dude. :p
I would totally rock a beard, but I can only grow a funky 'stache since I'm asian.
Beard fail.
i bet that if you gave it time you could grow a wicked fu manchu.
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2500000/The-Brides-Of-Fu-Manchu-christopher-lee-2524114-1024-768.jpg
drft-s12
09-02-2009, 03:04 PM
You breadless guys shouldnt be ashamed, at least you guys dont have to waste as much time as I do shaving.
True that i have to shave every two days and damn getting razor burn is no joke......i have a full goatee though had a full beard but like others that shit itched and bothered me...
mehsilvia
09-02-2009, 03:05 PM
i go over my beard with a #3 or #4 guard every week or so to keep it from getting scary. wahl trimmer, every man should have one
werd. Norelco Turbo for me. #3. every 4-days like religion.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41M9WNCH59L._AA400_.jpg
But. Wahl Deluxe Pro Haircutter. #3. entire head every two weeks
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41P3V5P01JL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
And use this to cleanup the rest. Gillette Fusion
http://ebent.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/fusion.jpg
GSXRJJordan
09-02-2009, 03:12 PM
I couldn't grow a legit beard until I was 22 or 23. For the last few years, I keep the stasche at a '1', and the rest at a '2'.
I'm just waiting for the stasche and the beard to connect... at the edges of my mouth, I got nothin.
http://wut2dg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pTRzRtFG_42yYzyMgcB45TO5VTs3vHUDImf5rHvwHPF132ep Q2JLmiLGrBGUaYjTbct3TGiAguaW8d_8bVa0wvQ/jeff-small.jpg
Looking at this picture, I have to say, I'm a badass - connecting beard or not.
BustedS13
09-02-2009, 03:17 PM
alright, i guess it's GEAR LIST TIME
1.) Wahl Multi-Cut (passed from generation to generation like something of value)
http://i.ebayimg.com/01/%21BZTduIwBWk%7E$%28KGrHgoH-CsEjlLltsWbBKmCN5MyZ%21%7E%7E_3.JPG
2.) Mach 3 (regular)
http://www.repmanblog.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/13/gillette.jpg
3.) Braun Syncro
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007W165O.01-A1L4LS2KNDBWYV._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
PRODUCTS TO PRODUCE GREAT BEARDS
I couldn't grow a legit beard until I was 22 or 23. For the last few years, I keep the stasche at a '1', and the rest at a '2'.
I'm just waiting for the stasche and the beard to connect... at the edges of my mouth, I got nothin.
http://wut2dg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pTRzRtFG_42yYzyMgcB45TO5VTs3vHUDImf5rHvwHPF132ep Q2JLmiLGrBGUaYjTbct3TGiAguaW8d_8bVa0wvQ/jeff-small.jpg
Looking at this picture, I have to say, I'm a badass - connecting beard or not.
Johnny Drama?
silly_13
09-02-2009, 03:27 PM
ahhh damn it im filipino so i cant grow a beard! hahaha.. i cant even grow a mustache!, theres like parts that doesnt grow anymore due to being burned by lighter too much back in the days. So i just shave it all off!
Daniel.
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
alright, i guess it's GEAR LIST TIME
1.) Wahl Multi-Cut (passed from generation to generation like something of value)
http://i.ebayimg.c om/01/%21BZTduIwBWk%7E$%28KGrHgoH-CsEjlLltsWbBKmCN5MyZ%21%7E%7E_3.JPG
2.) Mach 3 (regular)
http://www.repmanblog. com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/13/gillette.jpg
3.) Braun Syncro
http://images.amazo n.com/images/P/B0007W165O.01-A1L4LS2KNDBWYV._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
PRODUCTS TO PRODUCE GREAT BEARDS
Johnny Drama?
YES! I was thinking the same thing.
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/61/34/0000036134_20061130155841.jpg
GSXRJJordan
09-02-2009, 03:46 PM
LOL I just finished watching the most recent episode too... that's hilarious.
I actually do have some on the sides (the chinstrap), but it's lighter than the rest, and I keep it pretty short (hate the itching).
http://wut2dg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pbtij-zCAcZW2OvKo_-k3bz0KV_Dhw-unQ0w1F0lsNPpzwndzL94I_zhSoP0MH7LZRIc6LFtK4hp2-f7tzSdgZA/jefes14%20works9%20003
Bubbles
09-02-2009, 07:34 PM
You breadless guys shouldnt be ashamed, at least you guys dont have to waste as much time as I do shaving.
That's what sucks, I can grow stubble like a bitch.
It just gets to a certain point and nothing happens.
illvialuver
09-03-2009, 02:14 AM
Hey GSXRJJORDAN, in that pic of you at the track you look like my brother, lol.
And I can not grown thick facial hair it just looks like a feeble atempt at trying to be a man, like i glued pubs to my face or something. If it grows for a week I get crazy itchy skin, and its not from the herpes your mom has or anything, I just have sensitive skin( how lame does that sound) I can't even use a regular razor, I get crazy razor burn or ingrown hairs even if I used special creams, or wax or other shit, so I just keep it to almost a five oclock shadow, with the wahle beard trimmer without a guide.
My brother on the other hand must have my dads hair because he can grow a beard like honest abe, and curently sports the Missing in Action CHUCK NORRIS beard. He has had that shit all summer.
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