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BustedS13
08-30-2009, 10:24 PM
was sitting on the couch watching tv. noticed my roommate left his "pedegg" sitting on the coffee table. curious, i picked it up and opened it, only to find a cheese grater, which immediately poured a pile of greenish brownish yellowish whiteish crumbs all over the coffee table, my hands, and the floor.
after washing my hands and forcing the vomit down, i went online to see if perhaps the pedegg runs on some sort of powder medium for foot filing. no, it does not. it does, however, have a "convenient storage bin". which apparently can't store shit, because it's all over the place. FUCKING FUCK.

gonna see if the dog will eat this shit.
SexPanda
08-30-2009, 10:26 PM
dude... thats disgusting. And funny lol.

Sorry to hear that, but wow. Bring on the lulz!
udon!
08-30-2009, 10:32 PM
eat it yo.
Matej
08-30-2009, 10:38 PM
Put it in his cereal.

Plant it in the garden.

Decorate the living room.

So many uses.
BustedS13
08-30-2009, 10:39 PM
dog refuses to eat it. gonna leave the egg open on the floor and let him think the dog did it, so he'll clean it up. gonna hang out in my room for the rest of the evening. didn't really feel like playing xbox anyway.


bad times.
airforceone451
08-30-2009, 10:47 PM
wow fucking gross dude hahahaha put it in a baggie and sell it as weed
blitzsti22
08-30-2009, 10:59 PM
nasty msgl
SexPanda
08-30-2009, 11:32 PM
wow fucking gross dude hahahaha put it in a baggie and sell it as weed

nah that wouldnt work...

Sell it as heroine.
ryguy
08-30-2009, 11:37 PM
vacuum cleaner?

I have the ped egg, shit is so cash. Im about to throw up just thinking about your situation though.
dat411kid
08-30-2009, 11:44 PM
dog refuses to eat it. gonna leave the egg open on the floor and let him think the dog did it, so he'll clean it up. gonna hang out in my room for the rest of the evening. didn't really feel like playing xbox anyway.


bad times.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
SlideWell
08-30-2009, 11:47 PM
put that in your pipe and smoke it
SexPanda
08-31-2009, 12:50 AM
This, my good sir, may very well be the best FML i have ever heard.

EVER. I award you 1,000,000 internets.
DALAZ_68
08-31-2009, 01:07 AM
dog refuses to eat it. gonna leave the egg open on the floor and let him think the dog did it, so he'll clean it up. gonna hang out in my room for the rest of the evening. didn't really feel like playing xbox anyway.


bad times.

OMFG ur fucking hilarious...OMFG
xpertsnowcarver
08-31-2009, 02:18 AM
aww dude. grade some cheese with it and make a sandwich for him, haha.
zenki.life
08-31-2009, 02:58 AM
almost threw up right there. thanks again busted for another "entertaining" thread

:barfkiss::barfkiss::barfkiss::barfkiss::barfkiss: :barfkiss::barfkiss:
CalPolyKing
08-31-2009, 03:15 AM
No way as I read this Im eating chicken fahitas... Awww!!...lol... still funny but nasty...
Helghast
08-31-2009, 06:15 AM
was sitting on the couch watching tv. noticed my roommate left his "pedegg" sitting on the coffee table. curious, i picked it up and opened it, only to find a cheese grater, which immediately poured a pile of greenish brownish yellowish whiteish crumbs all over the coffee table, my hands, and the floor.
after washing my hands and forcing the vomit down, i went online to see if perhaps the pedegg runs on some sort of powder medium for foot filing. no, it does not. it does, however, have a "convenient storage bin". which apparently can't store shit, because it's all over the place. FUCKING FUCK.

gonna see if the dog will eat this shit.

I can't believe you don't know what Pedegg is.
They sell that shit E V E R Y W H E R E.
Plus the commercial is on every 10mins, it seems.
Quail
08-31-2009, 08:59 AM
Id be pretty upset of someones foot filings got anywhere near me, let alone all over me.

You probably inhaled some of the smaller particles :cry:
zenki.life
08-31-2009, 10:59 AM
Id be pretty upset of someones foot filings got anywhere near me, let alone all over me.

You probably inhaled of the smaller particles :cry:

ahahahahahhaha,
Daniel.
08-31-2009, 11:11 AM
Wow. It's totally in your lungs now.

FYL.
Mi Beardo es Loco
08-31-2009, 11:48 AM
http://www.news.com.au/files/story_silent_hill_movie_c.jpg

it's happened before.
J ROK
08-31-2009, 12:44 PM
put it on his pizza
Taniguchi_Is_#1
08-31-2009, 12:47 PM
pedegg. easily the most disgusting thing you can by from tv for $9.99.
xpertsnowcarver
08-31-2009, 01:02 PM
This could be a cover up.. maybe its not his "friends" pedegg, but his very own SmoothAway!! lol

http://www.greatmanufacturer.com/xiayuan/productimg/1247954183256.jpg

I see this commerical too often. Now I'm going to think of this thread when I see pedegg of smoothaway, haha.
BustedS13
08-31-2009, 02:08 PM
woke up, mess is gone. worked like a charm!
xpertsnowcarver
08-31-2009, 03:26 PM
sweet, two points on the board for busted. (after -5 for touching yuckie toes)
S14_Kouki
08-31-2009, 03:31 PM
wooooooooooooow
Otto347
08-31-2009, 03:48 PM
good god I gagged after reading that.
chrisa
08-31-2009, 04:17 PM
never heard of a "pedegg" before today! soooo gross! but that story was for sure best FML story lol you should submit it
chrisa
08-31-2009, 04:20 PM
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1994786module9612842photo_1211293218Dry_ Cracked_Heels_Before_PedEgg.jpg
Dude thats what you touched!!!!!
SexPanda
08-31-2009, 05:09 PM
^^ How can someone let their feet get so bad?
Kouki_Love
08-31-2009, 05:15 PM
dude thats nasty!!! lmao...

mad props to the cereal idea... let him eat that shit..
Bubbles
08-31-2009, 08:09 PM
noticed my roommate left his "pedegg" sitting on the coffee table.



Seriously.

Drop that fucker.
Cr8zyDrifter
08-31-2009, 10:50 PM
http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/01/ped_egg.jpg
ronmcdon
08-31-2009, 11:42 PM
lol at the failed attempt to feed it to the dog.
poor thing might have died.
BustedS13
08-31-2009, 11:48 PM
http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/01/ped_egg.jpg

oh my fucking god.
Silkroad FC
08-31-2009, 11:49 PM
I laughed so hard I almost puked.

Srsly tho, some nasty shit.
zylvia213
09-01-2009, 12:14 AM
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1994786module9612842photo_1211293218Dry_ Cracked_Heels_Before_PedEgg.jpg
Dude thats what you touched!!!!!

thats some sick ass shit LOL!
chrisa
09-01-2009, 11:47 AM
^^^yeah i google searched "pedegg" and that was one of the photos!!!
cbt240sx
09-01-2009, 06:32 PM
Homemade Parmesan Cheese.....
LeftNutOfGowd
09-02-2009, 08:28 AM
Dude this story just made my stomach turn
K_style
09-02-2009, 08:40 AM
haha... dont touch their shit. . .
illvialuver
09-03-2009, 02:38 AM
Why should he have to eat it cause you were dumb enough to open it? WTF did you think was in there? Money? His hidden stash? A baby chicken?

The only rational reason I could think of for him having to eat it is if your a neat freak and he has been asked not to leave that shit out in the living room, and he does it all the time. But come on man, that shit is all over tv telling you what it does. You could never watch tv but still know what it is.