Things you DON"T hear from a 240 owner

[TPS240sxS13]

Got bored and thought this would be a good thread.


"Hang on guys, let me turn my Traction control off"

[hOngsterr]

"damn why did i buy this"

[usdm180sx]

I do da VTEC all da time man wut da hell

[Teddy]

"damn why did i buy this"

I hear that all the time, what are you talking about?


"This would make a great family car."

[mehsilvia]

Is that a prelude?

[BoostedCoupe]

"does your car have a ka"

[hailandkill]

"what are zipties?"

teehee

[Brian]

"A girl wanted to have sexual intercourse with me yesterday because of the car I drive."

[MunsonAuto]

"This cupholder fits Arizona's perfectly!"

[98koukile]

"I drift better than the guys that made tokyo drift, true story"

That's cool, I do auto-x

[OBEEWON]

I need to take my car to the dealer for my 10k service.

[BustedS13]

"When it comes to money, I make sound decisions"

[FaLKoN240]

"Man, I'm so happy I have these auto seat belts."

"I'm so happy I am dumping tons of money into this 20 year old car."

[BustedS13]

"Other people- car people, non-car people, women- do not openly mock my choice of vehicle."

"My car doesn't smell like a corpse."

[OBEEWON]

Don't touch my paint!

[BustedS13]

"I'm glad my car doesn't look like a glittering parade float."

"When it comes to aftermarket equipment, I will pay a little more for quality."

[veeates36]

"I bought this car because of the MPG" Lol

[!Zar!]

"I deserved that ticket."

"I should have listened to you guys and not bought megan racing."

[GuardianLlama]

"Your car is too low"

[OBEEWON]

I'm having trouble calculating my yaw moment, I think my car may be too low.

Mi cohones est muy pequeño.

[zenki.life]

"god i have so much money, after buying this car"

[andisan]

Is that a prelude?


I got that not to long ago from my neighbor :rofl:

[Brian]

"i deserved that ticket."



Yes officer I know that I chose to illegally modify my car and I accept your punishment. Thank you for showing me what is right and what is wrong.

[wh0aitznic0]

"Oh no, I think I cracked my bumper. What am I gonna do now?"

[Touge Noob S13]

No name ebay products are junk.

[drift freaq]

my car is too stiff.

primer sucks.

can I put a baby seat in the back?

[mehsilvia]

can I put a baby seat in the back?

Hopeful NEVER asked by 240 owner :bite:

[whiterps13]

"My hatch is completely rust free."

[HyperTek]

"Your wheels stick out"
"your tires are too skinny"
"your rear makes a clunk sound"

i miss those days lmao

[TPS240sxS13]

"A girl wanted to have sexual intercourse with me yesterday because of the car I drive."

haha +1111

[drift freaq]

people have respect for my car.

[hOngsterr]

I hear that all the time, what are you talking about?


sigh. parts for my car.

[enkei2k]

"i got a 100 shot of NOS in my car just like paul walker and his cars! look at me!!"

[Otto347]

"My hatch is completely rust free.":w00t::w00t: mine is!

[Driftastic]

"I wish it was an auto...."

"Whats drifting?"

"What is a SR motor?"

"Man this A/C is rocking."

[SlideWell]

i love how quiet the interior is on these cars.
these cars were actually marketed for middle aged working women (comon guys, how many admit that ;))

[BRAIN_Z33]

LOLfest !!!

[spooled240]

just hop in the back and make yourself comfortable, it's gonna be long drive.

[kensreliableb18b]

"I'm more than willing to pay full price for <insert item>"!

[J40sx]

"i can fit 3 people in the back seat with lots of room left over"

[burnsauto]

boy does my girlfriend just LOVE my car.

[brndck]

"no, i never get pulled over in this car"

[TPS240sxS13]

"I swear I saw three other 240's at the country club yesterday"

[civilized_drifter]

"i love it when my exhaust scrapes the ground"
'sure i can go over any speed bump at 10 mph"
"my car runs great!!!"

[Temple240]

"i can fit 3 people in the back seat with lots of room left over"

or

"I can fit one person in the back seat with room left over!"

[$nicklefritz]

"imma take a nap in the back seat"
"of course every one fits in my car"
"this car drives so smooth and quiet"

[mattro]

"damn why did i buy this"

wow, i say that ALL THE TIME.

hope that was sarcasm.

i hate my 240.

[brndck]

"no, we can take my car, it fits 4 adults"

[$nicklefritz]

"dude watr u STUPID !..... it totally doesnt look like a a dopey ass camry"
(4 all u zenki guys).... and gals

[roplusbee]

"Let's carpool"

[gotspins13]

"man theres something wrong with my headlights, they wont go all the way down!"

[99maxgtr]

in fs wheel section.

"sweet, good thing i'm 5 lug i'll pay you your asking price!"

[swayray]

Name your price!

[laoxguy]

shouid i trade my 240 in for a honda?

[BlueKpS13]

Don't touch my paint!

my friend says that when his girl friend hangs her hand out the window of his mazdaspeed 3 and the rest of us just lol

[BustedS13]

"I take my time and do things right, because I don't like driving around in a jacked up piece of shit."

[BustedS13]

"I did not own a riced out Honda Civic three years ago."

[Enna]

"I did not own a riced out Honda Civic three years ago."

I know I didn't lol.

"Why did I buy godspeed? Sounded legit."

[drift freaq]

Megan what?

[dmragecm]

"i want leather seats"

[clark]

"boy does it smell great in here!"

edit: crap i didn't know someone else made a smell joke on page 1.

new one:

"i dented my oilpan because i used those newfangled wood motor mounts"

[dmragecm]

wtf is with everyones car smelling like crap. are you guys dropping massive loads in your cars? all my 240s have smelled good

[Aepharoh]

F$%& i have to drive 100 miles.

you can lean on my car.

[TurboFC3C]

"I wished my car was higher"

[dsc4130]

"glws wish i were 4 lug"
" im really worried about the environment, so im going to replace my catalytic converter to make sure its in working condition"

[silviaguy240]

"glws wish i were 4 lug"

ive seen quite a few set of wheels that i wish i was still 4 lug.

[99maxgtr]

ive seen quite a few set of wheels that i wish i was still 4 lug.
yeah and plus i already made one about having 4 or 5 lug.

[Fries]

"I just bought new tires and got an alignment! These tires will last forever!"

[Sil-Abc]

"theres so much room in the backseat!"

[slow40sx]

"my car is reliable"

[Wake]

"what are zip ties?"

"I love my auto"

"Im the original owner"

"Im just going to keep it stock, it has plenty of power"

classic fucking thread

[silnismo]

"Modify it? Why? I like it the way it drives bone stock"

[Adeadcurrent]

"I wish it was an auto...."

"Whats drifting?"

"What is a SR motor?"

"Man this A/C is rocking."


FML it's hot this summer haha

[boosted_kouki]

"man, my car understeers all the time!"

[JAYTRON]

"I hate scraping all over the place and making people whip their heads around to look at all the commotion"

[ttLOVEjh s13]

My ford probe came with a nissan emblem lol..

[TanaMU]

"My car is actually fast"

[artdrifter]

My AC is wayy tooo cold. lets roll down the windows

[zylvia213]

"cant wait for the hot summer to come around"
"Lets take a trip to vegas on my car"

[steve shadows]

She loves it!

[bruceguy]

"Ill take the most plus offsets u got!" lol

[ranger240]

"i'm glad i saved up to buy the best car i can afford... after all, do it right or do it twice" :wackit:

[dat411kid]

"I love driveways"

[markapple0507]

"dude watr u STUPID !..... it totally doesnt look like a a dopey ass camry"
(4 all u zenki guys).... and gals

oh my gosh i was parked in the garage with my parents' 2 camrys amd when my friends said that it i wanted to go to my corner and cry the whole day. :hide:

"ya its definitely not a 2 door camry"

[EDz s14]

"my car starts everytime"

[illxs14]

"hey (insert girl name here), lets hop in the backseat "

:naughty:

[spooled240]

My car is too damn low, I hate it.

idk about some of these...
my car is reliable and a lot of girls actually like it..they'll ask me to take them drifting lolz..no joke, this one chick asked me if i had sex in my car lmao

[I LUV MY S13]

i love speed bumps

[CrimsonRockett]

"I take my time and do things right, because I don't like driving around in a jacked up piece of shit."

Speak for yourself.

Car has been in the garage for a few months being built and won't be driven until it's done.

A lot of these are completely wrong.

My car is reliable as hell, starts up every time, isn't noisy, my gf DOES love it, my ac DOES work, I did just buy tires and get an alignment.

Now, a REAL one.

"What? Why buy the crappy, poorly designed knock off when I can buy the real thing for just a bit more!"

[TPS240sxS13]

"Oh snap, thats USDM!!!!"

[slow40sx]

My car is too damn low, I hate it.

idk about some of these...
my car is reliable and a lot of girls actually like it..they'll ask me to take them drifting lolz..no joke, this one chick asked me if i had sex in my car lmao

well my car breaks all the time, and its always little bullshit things that break but its still a dick pain, and I have had sex in my car, with a girl! :boink::ddog:


and for my quote: "whats a silvia?"
"front mounts look stupid"
"i want a hatch with the dope ass lookin stock foam wing"
"VLSD's are the shit"
"i wanna slam my car on some eibach sportlines and KYB AGXs"
"triple projectors are the best looking!"
"i like to keep my camber at 0"
"my clean crackless dash is the original one that came with the car"
"the stock brown interior is awesome looking"

ok i'm done haha

[joeapple8]

cookie tail lights?

[ReLiC]

"Time to take my car to the mechanic for an oil change"

[Nezahualcoyotl]

i can never find the dam oil filter on these things

sure we can pick up girls in this car

of course they fit in the back

it wont scrape with all of us in there

Tan interiors are cool

[Akiros]

oh my gosh i was parked in the garage with my parents' 2 camrys amd when my friends said that it i wanted to go to my corner and cry the whole day. :hide:

"ya its definitely not a 2 door camry"

I think I understand... what ?


my addition:
"I would be better off selling this financial waste of a project car that will never run but I continue to let it take up my driveway space"

[boostbaron]

why yes, this here welded differential gives me a substantial traction cupgrade in the rain/snow

[backwoods]

"Im satisfied with my car".

[Nezahualcoyotl]

my parents like my car

my neighbors like my car

[Ofc. Dangle]

"Of course I leave my car unlocked nobody will ever steal it"
"Damn I love having a sunroof in the summer time"
"My stock S13 seats are amazingly comfortable"

[Kwonza Says]

"Oh snap, thats USDM!!!!"\

LoL nice one!

[GunmetalSR]

''traction?...when?''
''are ur wheels broken bc there at an angle''
''is that a radiator''
''i redline 10k all day''
''man this was one hell of an investment''
''i pay people to do any and all work on my car''

[illvialuver]

I have been in my brothers s13 vert and had people break neck on the free way pull next to him and serious as a heart attack ask him " hey what is that? is that a convertable integra? I did not know they made those" at first he was like wtf hell no, but now we just make there brains explode by saying yes good luck finding one!

[Matej]

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

[DALAZ_68]

bumper reinforcement is very neccessary...

my girl loves the gutted interior look

i make sound decisions in life

i love the faded paint look

[GunmetalSR]

I have been in my brothers s13 vert and had people break neck on the free way pull next to him and serious as a heart attack ask him " hey what is that? is that a convertable integra? I did not know they made those" at first he was like wtf hell no, but now we just make there brains explode by saying yes good luck finding one!
haha no lie when i first got into 240's one day i saw a da integra and was like dam look at that s13 coupe
my cousin is a honda guy and he was next to me when i said it and ive never seen someones arm swing that fast towards me

[iwishiwas-all*]

"what a hot car"

[Azimmer]

"is it the 97 s14 that looks evil"

never heard that til the other day lol

[180f!xherUp]

"I hate 240"

[Azimmer]

"does the sx stand for super xtreme"

[axiomatik]

my last set of tires lasted 70k miles.

[burninskulls0911]

"i love my 240, it never gives me problems"

[Homer_Simpson]

"theres so much room in the backseat!"
"Sure, we can fit four people in this car."

[enkei2k]

'it's called a 240 cuz it has 240 horses...STOCK!'

[99maxgtr]

if fit people in my backseat before...just not more than a 5 minute drive.

[Phlip]

"Man, those guys over on Zilvia SURE are nice!"

[OBEEWON]

"i want leather seats"

Been saying that for 5 years now. Finally bought some.

[OBEEWON]

"I'll drive."

"I can drive more than an hour before I get a migrane and woozy."

"Wanna go out? I'm not doing anything tonight."

[Sileighty_85]

"The KA24 is the best engine Nissan has produced."
"Local Police dont bother me at all"
"Whats an SR20?"
"Yeah i corner balanced my car when I installed my coilovers"
"My parents totally understand why I mod my car the way i did"
"I'll trust my life to Megan's Big brake updrade kit!"
"I Love buying aero every 6 months"
"OEM parts from the dealership are hella cheap"

[BustedS13]

"Man, those guys over on Zilvia SURE are nice!"


:rofl:
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[Ben G]

"walls are my best friend"

[driftphenom]

" of course it handles awsome in the rain "
" road trip,? i call drivesies! "
" my radio trim is in pristine condition "
" just getting some change out of my cupholder"

[ms!3]

"I have room for three!"

[mehsilvia]

let me check the "Blue Book" value on it

[BustedS13]

"I bought this car before seeing a Super Street article on one"
"I don't owe my 'love for cars' to Universal Pictures and Paul Walker"
"I bought this car because I like driving, not because it's a fashion accessory like my chrome shoes"

[yabeet]

"ISIS is the worst brand ever, why does everyone buy this shit?"

"Greddy, HKS, APexi etc are really good quality, well made parts."

[$nicklefritz]

"i love my sohc"
"i love the stock intake manifold on my red top , why would a buy a greddy"

[I LUV MY S13]

i want that civic

[$nicklefritz]

"yeah i bought to drive around in the winter"

[Slammed180]

"people give me the thumbs up when I drive by"
"people say my car is cool, and that they'd like to one day own such a marvel of automotive engineering"

[GunmetalSR]

''i got beat by a honda''
hahaha the only reason i havnt said this is bc my s14 is stock and all i run is stock cars lol
nothin fast till im built and boosted

[zenki.life]

alot of these you really would hear people say. and i know because ive heard them.

[enkei2k]

"my car is front wheel drive"

if a 240 owner actually said that, god help him/her.

[Wake]

Over heard last night at a meet
"I didnt even know it was RWD till a little while ago, I just bought it because my parents made me."

that was a first

[ranger240]

"my hatch never leaks"

[Wake]

"this is my first and only 240"
"Ive never crashed"
"whats drifting?"
"so I was thinking maybe after I get out of the office we could go out to a really nice dinner, Ill pay"
"no im going to keep it auto"
"you mean I can put a different motor in this?"
"yeah we can do it in the backseat no prob"
"Free rides for fat chicks"

"sorry officer" .............. we say it but never mean it
HAHA

[MunsonAuto]

Megan what?

Fox.... :D

[Wake]

Fox.... :D

:hitit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit:

[The Chad]

"why doesn't anyone else have a girl's name for an emblem on their car????"

"4 people?, Hell yeah hop on in, it a 4 seater after all"

To passenger: "don't mind all the bolts on the carpet, they couldn't have been that important??"

"i don't wish i didn't remove my A/c hardware, I knew windows were a better option in 100+ degree weather"

[s13dan]

"Nah man, I never noticed the pot holes down town."

"Nissan did a great job on the oil filter location, I LOVE to change my oil."

[r6_240sx]

I'd take my Open Diff over an LSD anyday.

[Zero-Offset]

"These back seats are PERFECT for having sexual intercourse in!"

[mattro]

"i can fit 3 people in the back seat with lots of room left over"

dont tell anybody, but ive had 3 ppl in my back seat, lol

[Wake]

"These back seats are PERFECT for having sexual intercourse in!"

uh didnt I just say that?

"this is my first and only 240"
"Ive never crashed"
"whats drifting?"
"so I was thinking maybe after I get out of the office we could go out to a really nice dinner, Ill pay"
"no im going to keep it auto"
"you mean I can put a different motor in this?"
"yeah we can do it in the backseat no prob"
"Free rides for fat chicks"

"sorry officer" .............. we say it but never mean it
HAHA

[Tom25666]

i miss my ka. hahahahahaha

[wgJoY]

"What? naww my neighbors don't mind when I burn rubber up my driveway every night."


"I'm not a fanboy."

[laoxguy]

"stickers on cars add 15 hp"

[jackal264]

"this is my first and only 240"



i've had my first and only for over 8 years now.

"i love that my sr needs premium gas. makes me feel special"

[MADE]

efff a turbo I love NA foo!
I'm keeping my ABS.
I pefer stock ride height

[GunmetalSR]

To passenger: "don't mind all the bolts on the carpet, they couldn't have been that important??"
haha i used to say that all the time and they wandered why everytime i hit the brakes the passenger seat would pop up hahahaha

[Hayaku Kenji]

i dont want camber

stretched tires? whats that?

i have 300hp

i love time attack

i need to by clothes before tires

OMG a little threads showing where kauffman?!?!

[playastarkz123]

"http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r204/playastarkz123/cbstroubby21360dd.jpg"

[teamsprock]

"Hey man, just throw your $hit in here, we can take this elk hunting!"

"I have ample head room in my car with a helmet"

"Asking price: below KBB"

"What does JDM mean?"

[vqboodah]

"i dont have any leftover parts after i just dumped tons of mods in my car"

[robtech]

you guys seriously must have some janky ass busted 240s

[Wake]

you guys seriously must have some janky ass busted 240s

or we buy janky ass busted 240's and FIX THEM :s101:

[99maxgtr]

"people give me the thumbs up when I drive by"
"people say my car is cool, and that they'd like to one day own such a marvel of automotive engineering"
i've gotten plenty of thumbs up and i'm not trying to brag. i remember my gf would always laugh when she saw people driving by with their thumbs up.
i'm sure other people have gotten the thumbs up.

[artdrifter]

"Where's the oil drain plug?"

I saw a noob post a thread on where the plug was and he got killed.

[TheRealSy90]

"I just bought a ford probe coupe"

But really, second week I have my car guy comes out of the gad station and the following happens.

Guy-"in a sarcastic voice" how do you drift that if its front wheel drive?
Me- its not its rear
Guy- isn't that a probe?
Me- no 240
Guy- oh... is that front mount for your turbo?
Me- yeah dude...
Guy- is it fast?
Me- start my car and left him hangin, he pissed me off.. Lol

[Winkler22]

"i've never had a bolt head break off while working on the 240."
"i've never had to make a last minute run to the store to make sure my car was driveable the next day."

[slow40sx]

"I can go an extended period of time without driving my car and not freak out" :hyper: haha

"I'm thinkin of doing a KA24E swap in my kouki s14"
"i'm going to get my back seats re-apolstered"
"Welded diffs suck for drifting"
"I don't drive my car up onto pieces of wood or rocks or anything i can find in order to get a jack under it" haha

[OBEEWON]

Guy-"in a sarcastic voice" how do you drift that if its front wheel drive?


My coworker (who has 5 kids) asked me the same question. He was shocked to find out my Lexus and my 240 are RWD. His response was:

"I didn't know Japanese made any RWD cars."

He drives a Civic...

...why do stupid people have to procreate more than everyone?

[koukikrisp]

"my origninal ka timing chain doesnt rattle"
"road trip in ur new lexus? no, we'll take my car, i get like 40 mpg"
"shit, i just got in fender bender. time to take it to the body shop, AGAIN!"

[captainfalco]

Where can I get a touch-up paint pen for my 240?

[allntrlundrgrnd]

"your AC works beautifully"

[enkei2k]

do you like my rims? check out these specs: 17x8 +55 all around on 205/55 rubber. HOT!
PS - how can i make these as flush as possible? would i need a roll/pull or overfenders?

[cobras89]

"Nah man, I never noticed the pot holes down town."

"Nissan did a great job on the oil filter location, I LOVE to change my oil."


hhahah yeah if anyone loves to change their oil on the sr they are a lil koo koo

[cisco240]

"sure, I have room for more than 1 passenger."

[g-via]

"Finally, my car's finished!"

[Ben G]

"brand new off the lot!"

[axiomatik]

My coworker (who has 5 kids) asked me the same question. He was shocked to find out my Lexus and my 240 are RWD. His response was:

"I didn't know Japanese made any RWD cars."

He drives a Civic...

...why do stupid people have to procreate more than everyone?

That doesn't make him stupid, it just means he's not into cars.

[Ben G]

^^^

man my step sister knows that stuff and she is pretty stupid and knows nothing about cars

[aziankingz]

"yes love understeering into corners"
"oh, you're stuck in a ditch..no problem, i will be there in 20 minutes to help tow you out with my 240"
"i think i am going to trade in my 240 for that civic with the huge spoiler"
"yay..i found another rust spot on the strut tower!"

[LongGrain]

"yes love understeering into corners"
"oh, you're stuck in a ditch..no problem, i will be there in 20 minutes to help tow you out with my 240"
"i think i am going to trade in my 240 for that civic with the huge spoiler"
"yay..i found another rust spot on the strut tower!"

my friend and i pulled his 4wd toyota pickup out of the ditch with my s13

[BustedS13]

i dont want camber
i don't want excessive camber, i don't like premature tire wear.


stretched tires? whats that?
it's what retards do to save money/fit wheels that shouldn't fit.


i love time attack
i do. drifting is a fad.

[KasperSlide]

"my motor ran awesome the very first time i turned the key after SR swap"

[ChrisG]

hhahah yeah if anyone loves to change their oil on the sr they are a lil koo koo

x2 just did it this morning.

[Nezahualcoyotl]

My cars a lot faster now with "Tornado" in the intake.

[Lev]

hhahah yeah if anyone loves to change their oil on the sr they are a lil koo koo

I don't mind changing the oil on my SR. I wait for it to cool for a few minutes and take the filter off by hand, it's not that difficult. Does the location suck? Yes. Is it really that bad? Nope.

What you should never hear a 240 owner say: "I'm taking my car to the demolition derby this weekend"

Some of my coworkers keep telling me to do that lol.

[spooled240]

"Finally, my car's finished!"

lol i like this one

[skylindrftr]

I've never regretted buying multiple 240's that were other peoples projects, ever.

[dert420sx]

"i would gladly DOUBLE your asking price for that part because money is of no object to me."

[swayray]

zipties FTL... J-nuts, grommets and clips FTW!

[BustedS13]

why do so many of you assume we all like drifting?
i'm pretty sure plenty of us think it's a gay "sport"

-THIS IS NOT A WHAT YOU DON'T HEAR.

[Ofc. Dangle]

"Can I bolt a S15 6 speed tranny up to my stock KA"

[XperienceM5G]

"Will this part keep me from passing state emissions?"

[Tantwoforty]

" lets go to that honda meet"
"sure i can go to a drive through by myself, ill just use my cup holder"
"my car impresses the average person and commands respect"
"god i hate those super deep wheels"
"i hope insurance will pay for this crack in my bumper!"

[josephin510]

Im looking for a nice pair of dubs

Yeah im going to replace it with a stock one

No my pop up lights dont bounce when i hit i bump

My quarter panels are straight

im running 315's all the way around

your 240 key cant open my door or start my car

im just going to cut the stock ones

[enkei2k]

"Will this part keep me from passing state emissions?"

"Can I bolt a S15 6 speed tranny up to my stock KA"

i've actually heard these two before...especially the emissions one? headers and test pipes anyone?

[g-via]

"No, I'm going to leave it stock...it's almost a collectible!"

[XperienceM5G]

i've actually heard these two before...especially the emissions one? headers and test pipes anyone?

Ahh buzzkill haha. I suppose a lot of people do live in CA...

[MBP240sx]

Nothing in my interior rattles.

[s13dan]

"Nope, never been stolen. Not even once!"

[ThatGuy]

"I'm going to Search for my answers, and make my own decisions about the car I just got rid of my FWD car for. I have no intention of drifting, and the media did not convince me I should buy this car. I hope people don't hold my hand, but give me the hard truth about my stupid questions."

[yokotavia]

heres one for you nippon fanboys:

"i hate japan and never want to go there"

[KasperSlide]

i owned a tuned corvettes but got ride of it for a sr swaped 92 hatch cuz it has more hp/torque.....haaarrrr

[zorak]

IDK if it has been posted, probably has but:

"My car has never overheated."

"I always do regular maintenance on my car."

[BustedS13]

"i know dick about cars"

[drift_limo]

" I got laid last night!:naughty:"

[mcdonis]

"this car handles great in the snow"

[robtech]

IDK if it has been posted, probably has but:

"My car has never overheated."

"I always do regular maintenance on my car."

actually my temp sits right where it should, even sitting in traffic in 107 degree weather

and i do all my regular maintainance and then some. whens the last time you changed the oil in you diff or tranny? or flushed you're coolant. some people actually take care of their cars but i guess thats why we aren't here posting over and over about how our shit is always broken and smells like a dead raped corpse

[XperienceM5G]

"Yeah, it's supercharged."

[zorak]

actually my temp sits right where it should, even sitting in traffic in 107 degree weather

and i do all my regular maintainance and then some. whens the last time you changed the oil in you diff or tranny? or flushed you're coolant. some people actually take care of their cars but i guess thats why we aren't here posting over and over about how our shit is always broken and smells like a dead raped corpse

what are you talking about?! It was a joke.

Ive never posted about my car breaking down. :D

[landins13]

"if it aint rubbin it aint dubbin"
"vw guys were the first ones to stretch tire and run wider wheels in the rear"
"my gf loves being smashed in the passenger seat between my dash and my battery box"

"my gf loves that i spend more time and money on my car then i do her"

"my factory lighting makes it really easy to see inside my car at nite"

"i love speed bumps"

"if i were given the chance to buy a clean legit rhd silvia for 400$ i wouldnt do it"

[landins13]

" i love that when i fill my gas tank all the way it smells like fuel in my car until im at 3/4 of a tank"

[mitchy]

using a hammer to give clearance for wheels/ride height/lock is completely unacceptable.

[Nezahualcoyotl]

"my factory lighting makes it really easy to see inside my car at nite"

my lighting does help me see inside my car at night.... :ddog:

I hate the sound of my car in tunnels and parking structures.

I never excessively speed or take hard turns.

A car is a car, nothing special about them.

[sincity_sil80]

"i hate the stretched tire look"
"whats so special about being flush"
"rwd lol"

[josephin510]

" i love that when i fill my gas tank all the way it smells like fuel in my car until im at 3/4 of a tank"
Yes i thought i had a leak>...>> Or do I?

*Do you have them rims in 6.5s or 7s*
My front windshield isnt cracked.
Yeah i bought some Rotas
Nah imma be smart instead of buying a 15yr old 240sx im just going to buy a Gently used 350z or G35 beccause that would be a wiser investment.
I want to put a frontier auto tranny in and make the first column shift 240.
Yeah im going to use a 300zx or q45 rear subframe.
I want to switch to solid rear end.

[lflkajfj12123]

of course i want to drive

[aoiken3]

"i need to go higher"

[chrisa]

"my gas gauge is 100% accurate."

[Cr8zyDrifter]

my car is too stiff.

primer sucks.

can I put a baby seat in the back?


I tried putting a baby seat in the back of my hatch. Needless to say it didn't work. I'm hoping now that the baby is a little older we can turn the car seat facing forward and then it might fit.

[Rayne]

Most owners won't be able to say the following.

"I am the original owner."

[bobbyd.s14]

Yes i thought i had a leak>...>> Or do I?




i had a cracked tank once. lol. but now it still smells like gas at anything over 3/4. so true!!

"i had a 3 way in the back seat"

"lets go on a road trip. we can take my car!"

[DirtyOldMan]

"why do i need to slow down? its only a speed bump"

"why is there a cop following me?"

"just sit in the back seat"

"my wheels dont cost more than my car"

"hold on, let me fill up my gas tank"

[Hayaku Kenji]

i don't want excessive camber, i don't like premature tire wear.


it's what retards do to save money/fit wheels that shouldn't fit.


i do. drifting is a fad.

your dense. its a what you DONT hear from a 240 owner. and i like grip racing in mine i also like drifting, this thread is for fun/:rolleyes:

[Maximamike]

"Yes, I will pay the asking price for whatever merchandise you are selling."

[spooled240]

god damn this torque steer!!

[Nezahualcoyotl]

my hatch doesn't rattle.

[RZRSHARP_240SX]

"I like my windows rolled up"
"tools yeah right who needs those?"
"modifying is cheap"
"oil whats that for?"

[slow40sx]

i don't want excessive camber, i don't like premature tire wear.


it's what retards do to save money/fit wheels that shouldn't fit.


i do. drifting is a fad.

1. You can run negative camber without eating up your tires if you have an alignment to compensate for the camber.

2. Retards? just because you don't like it doesn't make the people that do it retards.

3. Drifting is a motorsport just like time attack.

[slow40sx]

my hatch doesn't rattle.

haha i like this one

[thatnismoguy]

"Ohhh yea man, she rides like a Cadillac."

"Your driveway? Yea, I'll make it in. No problem."

"Nah just leave it there. I'll drive over it."

[marv670]

"http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r204/playastarkz123/cbstroubby21360dd.jpg"
fucking awesome! :2f2f:

[SochBAT]

"Man, my car is RELIABLE AS HELL."

"I'M GETTING FUCKING LAID!"

[OBEEWON]

"my gas gauge is 100% accurate."

I forgot what thread I was in. I was like WHAAAA! How you do dat dere?

[mcdonis]

"my s13 seats dont sag"

"my headlights line up perfectly with my hood and my bumper"

[mcdonis]

"i have to change my timing belt" lol

[enkei2k]

"i want to convert my 5 speed into an automatic"

[SILVIA_KIDs14.5]

"can i sit in the back seat?"
"are those 15's"
"how come i can't hear myself think"
"man its too loud in hear"
"whats that clunking sound in the rear"
" i can one wheel peal"
" yeah i just spent 10k and i got a 10 sec car yo"

[SILVIA_KIDs14.5]

Most owners won't be able to say the following.

"I am the original owner."
i'm the 2nd owner lol i know not original lol

[mrpeepers]

I only fix a broken part on my s13 every 2 years

[josephin510]

"i have to change my timing belt" lol
HAH no somebody posted that last week he wanted to no the part number hahahaha they :dead::rl: him.

[hoeslack]

"Thanks for letting me join your 4 person carpool"

[AZ89two4Tsx]

"I'm rich"

[n1smo]

"i wish i had a prelude."

[TPS240sxS13]

I just saw my car reviewed on an episode of Top Gear, they loved it!

My car passed state inspection the very first time!

[SR_Vlurs]

"i got an AWD 240"

[SR_Vlurs]

"my clean crackless dash is the original one that came with the car"

ok i'm done haha


my dash is the original clean crackless dash :coold:

[robtech]

1. You can run negative camber without eating up your tires if you have an alignment to compensate for the camber.

2. Retards? just because you don't like it doesn't make the people that do it retards.

3. Drifting is a motorsport just like time attack.

do you know how an allignment works??

[artdrifter]

"Drift, whats drift?" -tokyo drift

[93nismo]

my dash is the original clean crackless dash :coold:


mine too lol

[SR_Vlurs]

^^^^ nice man :)

[Tantwoforty]

mine too lol
miiiine to too bad its doodoo brown
for sake of not crapping up a thread
"i prefer a quite, modest exhaust"
"i want to leave my car stock, one day it may be worth something"

[Alan_s14]

"I love it... it's so quiet"

"you never get the feeling of the floor burning your shoes! it handles the heat from the engine so well"

[pahaf]

^ +1 the heat part is true

[TPS240sxS13]

My Super HICAS will be worth soooooooooooooooo much in a few years, i'll be rich!

[landins13]

miiiine to too bad its doodoo brown
for sake of not crapping up a thread
"i prefer a quite, modest exhaust"
"i want to leave my car stock, one day it may be worth something"


ive got a doodoo brown uncracked original dash too wahoo, i i do love how quite and modest my exhaust is, its under 89 db under full load, you can hear my wastegate over my exhaust .

its super duper quite and i love it

[nismolism]

my stock s13 are comfortable...........

[drift_limo]

"yea its a pussy magnet"