Quote of the Day

[cserrano86]

Post your favorite quote or just any random quote that made your day.
Any quote you like. History, Music, Movies, Politics, etc...

I'll start.
This is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

“Our faith should be expressed in working toward a better planet for our
children and not the selfish, juvenile hoping for a better afterlife for ourselves.
I don't think anyone is going to Hell because it only exists in the minds
of people who wish ill-will on others.” –Greg Graffin


Lets see how long this thread stays alive...

[DALAZ_68]

''Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you''
-Jeremy Clarkson

[Dutchmalmiss]

"it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years"
- Abe Lincoln

[dert420sx]

"Don't think. Feel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

-Bruce Lee

[silviaguy240]

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - W.C. Fields

[Dutchmalmiss]

"I tell the truth, even when I lie"
- Al Pacino from Scarface

[cserrano86]

Here's one from The Office.

"Hello Oscar Meyer Weiner Lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl type friends, who trust you implicitly, because they know you’d never touch ‘em because of your . . . condition." - Michael Scott

[ThatGuy]

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering
if they've made a difference. The Marines don't
have that problem."
-Original Author Unknown, requoted by President Ronald Reagan.

[I LUV MY S13]

"treat a person as he is, he will remain as he is
treat a person as what they could,
he will become the person he should be"
-Head Coach of titans Jeff Fisher

[murda-c]

op's avatar made me think of this

"I wanna have fun, man, I wanna have fuckin' fun. I wanna get drunk, I wanna get laid, I wanna fuckin' do cool shit."

-Josh Homme

"I'll fuck you till you love me, f*****"

-Mike Tyson

[beeracing s14]

if a girl answers a cellphone or use text messaging in a middle of a dinner date, get up and leave.

---Tom Leykis

[Azimmer]

i dont have a drinking problem i pretty much have it figured out

[DALAZ_68]

"Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy."

-Bob Kelso

[dert420sx]

Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are appointed to destruction.
Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

-PROV 31:8-9

[Azimmer]

it only counts if ur sideways

[Sleepiedaze]

"when in doubt , whip it out"
--random marine

[XeroX]

"Some people get it when their 14, some people get it when their 18, or 20, maybe even 28....Whatever age you get it, it doesnt matter....u just dont want to be the one that DOESNT ever get it"

I heard my friends dad telling my friend this after he almost lost both of his legs when he crashed on his bike...its kinda always stuck with me since then...Kinda stupid but it kinda makes you think a bit about your fuk ups and the like...

[HyperTek]

"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur

[ZenkiKid]

Here's 2 from the late Charles "Mask" Lewis

Just because you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesnt mean you cant turn your roads to gold. Just because you come from hard times and disbelief and doubt and discouragement doesnt mean you cant be the best and go way out past beyond anyone ever thought you could.


Also...

Sometimes you gotta know the man to know the person.. at the end of the day that's what everything is about, that somebody would be maybe just a little happier because you're here.


RIP Mask.

[cserrano86]

Here's 2 from the late Charles "Mask" Lewis

Just because you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth doesnt mean you cant turn your roads to gold. Just because you come from hard times and disbelief and doubt and discouragement doesnt mean you cant be the best and go way out past beyond anyone ever thought you could.


Also...

Sometimes you gotta know the man to know the person.. at the end of the day that's what everything is about, that somebody would be maybe just a little happier because you're here.


RIP Mask.

I like the 2nd one...Really hits hard right now with some current little drama I have going on...

[adam s]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, however, when life gives you vodka, throw a party.

-Ron White

[Phlip]

"You never fully appreciate the sunny days without the rainy ones"

- me to my (now) girlfriend and explanation for the tattoo on one of my forearms.

[junn]

one of my fav


Life is one big road with lots of signs.So when you riding through the ruts,dont complicate your mind.Flee from hate,mischief and jealousy.Dont bury your toughts,put your vision to reality.Wake up and live!!

-Bob Marley

[Bubbles]

''Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you''
-Jeremy Clarkson


This in some form or another has been around for a while.


I'd hate for Clarkson to get the credit just because he has a tv show.

[Twinchy]

Build a man a fire and he stays warm for one night. Set a man on fire he stays warm for life.

[VROOOM]

bah, humbug

by Ebenezer Scrooge

[Flicktitty]

"Racing a car built by a shop, and being happy when you win... is like having your wife get knocked up by the mail man, and being happy when she has his baby!" ---unknown

[Pblesh85]

Here is one of mine that my wife just "loves".


"Life is rough, beat your wife". - Me:spank:

[cserrano86]

Here's a good one I stumbled upon today...

"It's always best to try to leave on good terms. Burning bridges can often leave you stranded later down the road." -ThatGuy

[Flicktitty]

"The Greatest Pleasure In Life is doin what people say you can't do an doin it with the people you love" - Sonny Barker,Hells Angels

[andisan]

"life is a bitch, but I think I fell in love.......I love that bitch" - jim jones

[spoolandslide]

"I love statutory rape!" - *out the window right next to a high school* (its summer nobody was there jeeze im not that dumb lol)

[krazyfil]

"i live my life quarter mile at a time".... ummm nevermind thats just gay haha

[WoolyS14DET]

"Sex is like credit.............................some get it and some dont"

[xpertsnowcarver]

this is from the Napolean Hill Foundation

WHO TOLD YOU IT COULDN’T BE DONE, AND WHAT GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS HAS HE PERFORMED THAT QUALIFIED HIM TO SET UP LIMITATIONS FOR YOU?

You will find as you go through life that those who give advice most freely are precisely the individuals who are least qualified to do so. Busy, successful people don’t have an interest in telling you how to live your life. They are busy living their own. Failures or mediocre people have all the time in the world. They also delight in seeing you fail, and are quick to say "I told you so" when you experience a temporary setback. If someone tells you that what you are attempting to achieve is impossible or not worth the effort, take a close look at them and what they have accomplished with their lives. The chances are good that you will find they haven’t done much. Successful people are optimistic people. They have the habit of success because they learned long ago to listen to themselves and not to those who would like to see them fail.

[J ROK]

"Everything we see, and hear and taste and smell and touch is the aftermath"

-some scientist

[DALAZ_68]

"Lifes a bitch, and im fucking the hell out of her"
-one of my friends...

[dert420sx]

"When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in a perfect position to pray."

-Anonymous

[cserrano86]

"¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!" -Emiliano Zapata
Translation for the Spanish impared...
"I would prefer to die on my feet than to live on my knees!"


And here is an Office quote...
"There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?” He said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks." -Pam

[Headsick]

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." - Paul Fix

[thisisastickup]

"Smile, you're white." -my coworker Joe

I work with an Indian kid, and me and my buddy were talking with him on lunch about how he comes from a super wealthy family, and they have a house in India. He was telling us about how cool India is and about his friends and what he does there, and after we expressed how awesome we thought that was, he said "smile, you're white."

not a super serious quote or anything, and I'm not being racist here, but it just made me laugh super hard when he said it.

[ZenkiKid]

You havent failed in life unless you fail to get back up - Evel knievel

[kingkilburn]

My favorite is in my sig.

[Dirty Habit]

What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust.
Salvador Dali.

[exitspeed]

This is a quote that has stuck with me for a long time. It's by Benjamin Franklin but I heard it from Bruce Lee.

Believe none of what you hear. And only half of what you see.
Ben Franklin

I can't believe people aren't quoting more from Bruce Lee. He's one of the most significant philosophers of our time.

Here's two really good ones.

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.
Bruce Lee

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Bruce Lee

[illvialuver]

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.
Bruce Lee

this reminds me of this.

It is better to aim for the moon and miss and find yourself in the trees than to aim for shit and hit.

[Freddy]

I've been hearing this a lot in the last few weeks

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

-- Henry Mencken

[Andrew Bohan]

Yesterday at formula d:

"hey man, is this your first D1??"

[BrokenWhite240]

"Emo is when you cut yourself and masterbate with your own blood."

[cserrano86]

"Emo is when you cut yourself and masterbate with your own blood."
WTF? Lol...

[DALAZ_68]

"when life throws you lemons...throw them back"

[exitspeed]

Pimps up hoes down. If that bitch can't swim she's bound to drizzound.
-The capital s, oh yes, the fresh n double o p D o double g y d o double g ya see

[Dutchmalmiss]

"I don't chase 'em, I replace 'em"
- Notorious BIG

[cserrano86]

"I don't chase 'em, I replace 'em"
- Notorious BIG

"Ladies, my Mercedes...holds fo' in the back two if you FAT." - Notorious B.I.G

[BrokenWhite240]

"when life throws you lemons...throw them back"

"When life gives you lemons...say fuck the lemons and bail"

-Forgetting sara marshall

[KA-Kait]

"Let's just have sex. That will make things easier" -- friend of mine

made me laugh.

[pahaf]

"Dumdass"

Red Forman

[murda-c]

"Dumdass"

Red Forman


what now? i don't get it

[Bobadrift]

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." — Mike Tyson

[Headsick]

I feel like shittin someones pants! - Ghettobillies

[Flicktitty]

I feel like shittin someones pants! - Ghettobillies
:bowrofl: FUCK YEAH! i miss the Ghettobillies i can't believe they split :(

[cserrano86]

"You better be careful, Bret. I heard of this one rapper, he chopped this guy's whole BODY off!" -Dave (Flight of the Conchords)

[spoolandslide]

"when life gives you lemons, you had better make it a good squeeze.."

- me

[illvialuver]

"it's all in the reflexes"-Jack Burton

[Matej]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." -Futurama

[chrisa]

^^^thats a good one, the episode is good as well when bender is lost in space and he is playing god to those tiny people haha

[PANGES]

One of my favorites:

"No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." --Eleanor Roosevelt

[RossAto370z]

"The only way to have peace is prepare for war."

[PANGES]

"If you hate me, I hate you... If you like me, I still hate you, because I hate myself." -Mike Tyson.

lol. Crazy mofo.

[ayuaddict]

i always say that you either do or you do not, the theory of trying is just an idea.

[VIPDRFT]

^ That's very similar to a Yoda quote, "There is no try, only do."

[ayuaddict]

im sure people have been saying some variation of that shit for ages.

haha.

[VIPDRFT]

Well, duh. I just like referencing Yoda.

[ryguy]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
-Wayne Gretzky

[DALAZ_68]

"if it wasnt for the bad times, the good times wouldnt be so good now would they?"
-Me

[cserrano86]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
-Wayne Gretzky
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6721/office.jpg

[DALAZ_68]

"youre like a blind man, in a dark room looking for a black cat that doesnt exist"
my co-worker

"i see says the blind, as he pisses to the wind, its all coming back to me now"
my co-worker

[DALAZ_68]

"Anyone who bloodies their knuckles working on their own car has my full respect. By all means, post more if you got it dude."
-friend of mine

[cserrano86]

"Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise." -Michael Scott

[mattro]

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"


ash. army of darkness.

[xtheenderx]

"Snozberries? Who's ever heard of a snozberry?"
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream."
YouTube - Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwvB4_Te8A)

[just a guy]

YOU WANT BADGES!!!! MOTHER BITCH!!!!!
IM FROM THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!
I'VE KILLED BEFORE!!!!
I'LL KILL AGAIN!!!!!

- scene from bad boys(the movie)

[zenki.life]

"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember...that is the illusion."

[xpertsnowcarver]

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie to a prostitute (Fam Guy)

[BrokenWhite240]

"Huh...You F+ckin smell that..That's f+ckin success baby..That's f+ckin success"
" Welcome to the rodeo bitches"
"Yea look at me, you wanna f+ck me don't you"
My new haircut 2

[S14_Kouki]

Dont be the fish stuck swimming up stream Be the bear hunting the fish.

[Matej]

"I want a girl who has no f***ing idea how anything works on a car so she thinks I'm a superhero when she gets a flat." -Charles Mercer

[Genovese.Jr]

I get Head and Tail like a quarter...in that order

[Manuelitoohno]

"Its trust and character i need around me, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are" - Han

[Kaizen.]

"You can lose money chasing girls, but you'll never lose girls chasing money"

[90hatchie]

you must be about as happy as a blind lesbian in a tuna factory after that one. -brother

[cserrano86]

"I'll probably be popped off by some loony." -John Lennon

[ryguy]

"My 12 year old brother comes home from school everyday and tells me how he won a "jerking battle"". -udon!

[PandahZ650]

success is the best revenge

[illvialuver]

"I need it in my life!"-brother, not sure if it is from somewhere else, but I have only heard him say this alot, him and a few of our friends.

[PandahZ650]

lets keep this thread going people

[godrifttoday]

"Patience is paid for in dollars....Impatience will cost you dollars almost every time."

[325irollin]

"Fuck Bitches, Get Money"

"The world is a book, those who do not travel read only one page." ~ Saint Augustine

[hOngsterr]

Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal.
Mike Ditka

[Walperstyle]

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Dement, in Newsweek, 1959

[325irollin]

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

[325irollin]

"Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single."


"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

[EchaKqulo]

"It is not HOW much you know, otherwise WHO you know"

[cserrano86]

I heard a good quote on House the other day.

"This might be the best thing I've ever eaten... And yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now." -Thirteen

[DALAZ_68]

"you havent had pussy since pussy had you..."

-Coworker to an intern

[Freddy]

In this global economy, the vagina is like a corporation. If they can't find the workers here to do the job they will look else where and bring them in. the only way for you to stay competitive in this global market, is for you to acquire new skills. - Skyyjohn

[jspaeth]

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

Hahahah I fucking love this one.

And also:

"I told her what time it was!".......McLovin in Superbad

"Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!"........Billy Madison

"Do you think there’s a chance your mom won’t love you anymore when she sees how badly you’re getting beaten right now?"...............Vince Vaughn in The Break-Up when he's playing football on whatever system he had.


Seriously though, I think Vince Vaughn has some of the best quotes of all time....too many to count or list.

[PandahZ650]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

[PandahZ650]

Its not about the shoes
Its about knowing where youre going
Not forgetting where youve started
Its about having the courage to fail
Not breaking when you are broken
Taking everything youve been giving
And making something better
Its about work before glory
And whats inside of you
Its doing what they say you cant
Its not about the shoes
Its about what you do in them
Its about being who you were born to be.
- Quote by Michael Jordan

[mademedoit]

"Come on with the bullshit, man. You think another motherfucker know what you need to do? Ain't no purpose, dawg. It's money. We born to fucking die, man. In the meantime, get money. Fuck a book, man". DMX in the movie Belly

[duffman1278]

Imagination is greater than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

[PandahZ650]

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there”
- Will Rogers

[uraznfriend]

Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, believe in me who believes in you!
-Kamina

[DALAZ_68]

Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, believe in me who believes in you!
-Kamina

i fucking love that quote


"Just who the hell do you think i am?!"
-Kamina

"Take this, my Love, my Anger, and all my Sorrow!"
-Domon

[atutt]

"Using no way, as way. Using no limitation, as limitation" - Bruce Lee

[Bubbles]

Don't believe in yourself


I've never found anybody better to believe in.

[DALAZ_68]

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.

vince vaughn

[PandahZ650]

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.

vince vaughn

thats a good one

[jspaeth]

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.

vince vaughn

Yes!!! Vince Vaughn is fucking hysterical.

[ZipTie Clothing]

"In an honest Service there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard labour; in this, Plenty and Society, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this side when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour Look or two at choaking. No, A merry Life and a short one, shall be my Motto."--Bartholomew Roberts

[TeamFRAT]

"bad weather is like rape. if it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it"


... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ...

[PandahZ650]

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

[skysilvias13]

"cocaine is a hell of a drug.... I must be losing my mind" - Rick James

[roco]

one of my fave all time quotes and also my sig...

"Racing is life. Everything else that happens before or after is just waiting." ~Steve McQueen [Le Mans -1970]

[Dalton918]

Failure is always an option

[ms!3]

"My minds a machine gun, my body's the bullets, and the audience, is the target." - GG Allin

[janders211]

"In Mother Russia- Captain is full of semen"

It doesn't make sense, and I can't get it out of my head.

[Souljahzs13]

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
-Heather Cortez

[blownmotor]

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun the with just a kind word - Al Capone

[SochBAT]

"Dick, I'm telling you, mine is bigger than yours!"

Overheard 2 guys comparing some random shit. me and my lady friends were rolling.

[HOTBALLSJOHNSON]

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" Tony" Montana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Montana)

[PandahZ650]

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
- Confucious

[325irollin]

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
- Confucious

the quote that every high school football player knows lol

[DALAZ_68]

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
-Hemmingway

Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent.
-Isaac Asimov

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
-Murphy's Law

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
-Mark Twain

[lolatclint]

"when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."

-forgetting sarah marshall (surfer instructor)

lmfao

[PandahZ650]

"when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."

-forgetting sarah marshall (surfer instructor)

lmfao

i think this was posted already? :repost:?
but its a good one

[lolatclint]

"fuck you"

-scarface

[PandahZ650]

(on paddle shifter gearbox) “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”
-Jeremy Clarkson

[TeamFRAT]

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine.

-Spicoli

[DALAZ_68]

"Me? I like to keep it simple. Give me a good book and a good bitch and I'm straight."

Kim Wayans (Latisha Jansen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915462/): Jawanaman)

[EchaKqulo]

Say Hello to my little friend!!

-Antonio 'Tony' Montana

[cserrano86]

"I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God, I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out." -Adam Carolla

[TeamFRAT]

Talking with an old guy about the auto industry..


"When you want to grow rose's, sometimes you have to run your hand through shit once and a while..."

[lolatclint]

"get your hand off my dick SNIP"

-broke back mountain

[keiglo]

"To fear Death, is to limit Life."

"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility." - Kahlil Gibran

"Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood." - Kahlil Gibran

love Kahlil Gibran.. great writer.. read "The Prophet" for more


and a little one by me haha

"Don't dwell in the past, or stress about the future, Live in the moment and revel in its glory!"

[cserrano86]

"Where in the bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says it because the bible is way too long to read." -Peter Griffin

[illvialuver]

I vote this thread be closed if someone else quotes Scarface again. Guy has all these quotes but alienates everyone that matters to him, and in the end the people who he is supposed to trust shoot him in the back. I swear everyone that quotes him seems to forget the outcome of his philosophies.

Anyway.....
"what's a radiator?"-Phil Kang

[DALAZ_68]

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

al pacino (part of ''any given sunday'' speech)

[PandahZ650]

Each day, a reminder of what it takes. Each day, a reminder of my mistakes.

[cserrano86]

I vote this thread be closed if someone else quotes Scarface again. Guy has all these quotes but alienates everyone that matters to him, and in the end the people who he is supposed to trust shoot him in the back. I swear everyone that quotes him seems to forget the outcome of his philosophies.
Haha... I totally agree. I think that movie is overrated anyways.

Moving on...

"Suggest all you want! It won't make your weenie any bigger, you dildo-lizard!" -Murderface

[DALAZ_68]

"if she slaps you, slap her back, equal rights amendmant is like Karma on a piece of paper"

- one of my friends

[B18C5MK1]

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
Benjamin Franklin

[PandahZ650]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

[Walperstyle]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

[PandahZ650]

“I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
-Jeremy Clarkson

[PandahZ650]

Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune.

[PandahZ650]

"You brake and then turn the wheel, step on the clutch, and pull the e-brake. Release the e-brake, go into countersteer mode, then wait. Wait until you know the car is facing the corner exit direction. then you smile and slam on the gas as you exit the corner." - Keiichi Tsuchiya

[PandahZ650]

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.

[cserrano86]

"Divorce is unnatural like polyester, glasses and Twinkies…"

See Thread
http://zilvia.net/f/loud-noises/286621-zomg-no-more-divorce.html

[DALAZ_68]

"it doesn't matter how you make your money, its how you spend it that matters."

Coworker...

[row503]

"Even photoshop couldn't change me"
-drake-

[Drift N Dragg]

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
~Brian Fantana - Anchorman

[Bubbles]

"Honestly Steve, think about it...it doesnt matter how u make ur money, it only matters how you spend it...you could be a lawyer/drug dealer, anything, all your life if you never make your money work for you...thats how you make a fortune"

Coworker...


I don't understand this or the grammar is so bad I'm having trouble deciphering it.

[keistyle]

"Just give her a dollar"

[DALAZ_68]

I don't understand this or the grammar is so bad I'm having trouble deciphering it.

simplified for you :wiggle:

[Drift N Dragg]

"I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means. ---

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... ""

Jimmy and Chazz - Blades of Glory

[PandahZ650]

“so what she/he keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a “hater’s” job is..to hate. If you have someone hating on you right now, you better think of how to get 5 more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger..without haters most people wouldn’t try to become better. Just tell them “bitch u just hate me because u can’t be me…”
-Katt Williams

[PandahZ650]

"If you buy a rubbish car, what you are saying is I have no interest in cars. If you have no interests in cars, you have no interest in driving. And if you have no interest in something, it means you are no good at it. Which means you must have your driving licenses away." - Jeremy Clarkson

[Bubbles]

And if you have no interest in something, it means you are no good at it.


Couldn't be more wrong.

[CMMCM]

"...dude.....face it.......H-O-R-R....... WHORE!!!!!!!!!!"

[PandahZ650]

Built Not Bought

[shinda_shima]

Add life to your days, not days to your life.

[Xbroke_kidX]

"fuck your dreams im trying to make mine"
-friend
:ughd:

[PandahZ650]

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than to be good.

[DALAZ_68]

i fail to see the issue, if shes old enough to decide to want cock, im young enough to give it to her.

- DALAZ_68



yeah...just 6 mins ago....:wiggle:

[Vision Garage]

God gave you a gun, dont shoot blanks!

Vision Garage

[rhdgloria-y32]

If it ain't flush, it ain't VIP "Bippu Style"

[DETT]

Guess I'll be the moral fag.....

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make."

Paul McCartney

Starting to seem truer and truer by the day.

[PandahZ650]

Screeching tires, air rushing through a wastegate, super sequential blowoff valves, the cheering and stomping of the crowd during the final rounds of tandem competition. . . a 4ag engine with individual throttle bodies screaming at wide open throttle. . .It's all music to my ears!

[allntrlundrgrnd]

There's nothing intrinsically wrong with the Internet, there're just too damn many people using it. Too damn many people using the roads, using energy, using parks and trees and beaches and cows and sewers and planes, using everything except good taste and birth control, although I suppose those two may be the same thing.

-Tom Robbins

[PandahZ650]

"Cars are like girls it's better when your inside of one" - Friend

[matt11145]

"Wait STDs are like Pokemon...right? Gotta catch them all?" -CPG

"lifes a bitch and then you die"

[Team DET]

if it has hair it's fair - unknown

[mavrick243]

surprised this one hasn't been said yet

"When in doubt, Flat out!"
-Colin Mcrae

[HAWKKS]

'' If you're not fcuking scared, you're not going fast enough ''

- Ken Block -

[PandahZ650]

I'm always busy and always out of town... if you want or need to know more just ask.
When I have time... catch me at the track.

[no slide]

"Tough times don't last, but tough people DO." -inspirational quote on my calender in my office

[PandahZ650]

"You've came here to test the waters only to figure out that they were shark infested"

"You can not be me because DMV only made on license"

[PandahZ650]

"If you havent been apart of this atleast you got to witness, bitches." - Drake

"I would never stop like I'm running from the cops" - Lil Wayne

[Genovese.Jr]

two things garenteed in life youre gona die and pay taxes-MD

[soldiaboy]

"beauty is defined by the thickness of your wallet"-me

[PandahZ650]

"beauty is defined by the thickness of your wallet"-me

haha i dont think i'm beautiful then

[PandahZ650]

It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.

[OKR_240SX]

"If you can lie, you can act. If you can lie to a crazy girlfriend, you can act under pressure." -Joe Rogan

[turbo2nr]

"fml"- f* my life

[PandahZ650]

"FSU"-f*ck sh*t up

[Walperstyle]

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller (1880 - 1968)

It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)

[PandahZ650]

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

[Twinchy]

"you break my record, now i break you like i break your friend"
Chong Li

[PandahZ650]

Not only do i think outside the box, I tear it up

[ThatGuy]

PandahZ650, over HALF of your posts are in this Thread alone. That's bordering on post whoring.

Quote by ThatGuy

[cserrano86]

PandahZ650, over HALF of your posts are in this Thread alone. That's bordering on post whoring.

Quote by ThatGuy

I thought the same thing a couple of days ago.

[rb26man]

"Power never takes a back step-only in the face of more power"Malcom X

[ThatGuy]

I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy. -Ryan Gaerity

[randomxzero]

Pumpin in my S13, rims stay fly, doors stay swinging, badass clutch just something for me to drift in- jdash:keke:

[royer]

"So is it play 'til you lose or what?" (Friend)
"No, it's win or go home." (Me, slightly drunk)

[ThatGuy]

Senators should dress like NASCAR drivers. If they wore coats with all their "sponsors" names on them, we'd know why they vote the way they do. -Robin Williams

[demonspeed]

Boards dont hit back-Bruce Lee

[jesse5150]

"That fat bitch broke one of my ribs" My brother

[SexPanda]

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules so that you do the second time.

When asked how many days my marine friend could live in the woods, without hesitation he replied, "All of them" (lol true story)

Money isnt everything. Everything is just what money will get you. (its a lot more complicated when you think about it...)

[sickstatus]

"straights are for fast cars, corners are for fast drivers"

[punxva]

"if hating is an occupation, then i've got a full time job for you." - one of the guidos from jersey shore

[fckillerbee]

"if hating is an occupation, then i've got a full time job for you." - one of the guidos from jersey shore

oh god I hate that fucking show!

My quote I tell people when they ask me if i "wanna race" I tell them, "sorry, I don't drive in straigt lines!" the look is price less!

"wanna race for pinks?"
"sure...you race sideways?"
- two motorcycle guys at a gas station.

( i found multiple answers for stupid people that cant turn the wheel )

[punxva]

my roommate keeps saying it, i hate the show as well...

"If you can't get this car sideways, then you are obviously doing it wrong" - Me talking to a buddy with a similar setup as mine.

[DALAZ_68]

Like the seasons of the year, life changes frequently and drastically. You enjoy it or endure it as it comes and goes, as it ebbs and flows.

-Burgess Meredith

[ThatGuy]

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
-Albert Einstein

[Max_PSi]

Life isn't about getting what one wants, its about earning what one gets.
-me

What you are I once was, and what I am you soon will be.
-my Grandfather

[cserrano86]

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country in this world and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism." -Kenny Powers (Eastbound & Down)

[DALAZ_68]

A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one

H. ford

stands as true today, if not worst

[DataXUnknown]

"It's my birthday and I cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry to if it happened to you"

[nistech]

I m chillin but my swag is on full attack..

-lil wayne

[snappy]

I have the kouki tail lights on my s13...

cousin: this looks really nice, what year is it?
me: 91
cousin: hey are those RSX tail lights?
me: um no they're the stock tail lights from a Japanese model
cousin: looks like Nissan got their inspiration from the RSX
me: *sigh*

[cserrano86]

I heard this yesterday and I thought it was hysterical...

“The miracle of birth does tend to make your vagina look like an axe wound in a gorilla’s back.” – Dana Gould

[DALAZ_68]

Fuck, I think I just divided by zero


totally made my day...

[Chrischeezer]

"you don't need a job you have a f*cking skyline"
:\
exactly why i need a job...

[s13skank]

Time to suck todays dick!-random dude on pinapple express

[fckillerbee]

Time to suck todays dick!-random dude on pinapple express

dopest dope I've ever smoked.... so nice they named it twice....
from my chest pubes...down to my ball fro....

i could go on...love those movies!!!:spank:

[Bubbles]

Time to suck todays dick!-random dude on pinapple express


That's no random dude, that's Clark, he's a great guy who does a hilarious Jeff Goldblum impression.