Roly
04-18-2003, 06:58 PM
A midget walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer. He then asks the bartender, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The bartender replies, "Biker Billy right over there." The midget goes over to the biker and proceeds to kick the sh!t out of him. The next day, the same midget walks in and orders a beer. He asks the bartender again, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The bartender points over and says "Ex-boxer Willy right there." The midget goes over and kicks the sh!t out of him too. This time the bartender is thinking...."I'm going to bring a gorilla from the zoo tomorrow and lock him up in the bathroom and teach this midget a lesson." The next day, the same midget shows up, asks for a beer, and asks the bartender, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender says, "That'll be Leroy, he's in the bathroom taking a **** right now!" So the midget heads into the bathroom and all that can be heard are loud crashes and sounds. The midget walks out of the bathroom and goes to the bartender, "When that ****** wakes up, tell him that his fur coat is in the garbage can!"