What is hell???

[AceInHole]

Ok... so I was talking to a friend of mine, thinking about... "dude, even if I go to heaven, do they have cars there??"

So... if heaven is a racetrack for someone like me, what's hell??

Here's my quick version:

9 Skyline GTRs, 3 rows of 3 cars per row, parked door to door, bumper to bumper... and the only one with a key is in the middle......

[BadMoJo]

easy


1. smash the windows on the outer cars.

2. take off ebrake and put in neutral.

3. roll out of way.

4. do crazy 4 wheel burnout in your new GTR

:D

[KiDyNomiTe]

geez this is an easy. Ok first off realize where you are. Hell. There are bad people in hell, and bad people steal cars. So go down the block and grab some people an something to open the doors and have your partner hotwire the cars. Then you have 9 skylines, but since its hell your gas tank is on empty :D

[AceInHole]

Originally posted by KiDyNomiTe
geez this is an easy. Ok first off realize where you are. Hell. There are bad people in hell, and bad people steal cars. So go down the block and grab some people an something to open the doors and have your partner hotwire the cars. Then you have 9 skylines, but since its hell your gas tank is on empty :D

or someone swapped in a GA16DE running on 3 cylinders....

[KiDyNomiTe]

Originally posted by AceInHole
or someone swapped in a GA16DE running on 3 cylinders....

haha a domestic lovers hell is a corvette C5R with the new civic hybrid engine :p

[BadMoJo]

or better yet.... a 240 with a TRUCK motor http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/eek.gif


:rolleyes:

[syco3d]

Getting beat by a GEO...that would definitly be hell.

[Bbandit]

hell = not owning a garage.. :(

[hookedup240]

Hell would be if everyone drove around in the cars from Fast & furious

[SaintlyCharBoy]

in No Exit by Jean Paul Sartre, hell is just a hotel with bad service, in which you are stranded, eyes stuck open with several persons along with whom you cannot get.

or if you prefer dante's rendition, it's a plane of perpetual ice, where you are bitten by little poisonous snakes until eternity.

yummy

[drift freaq]

quote[hell = not owning a garage.. ]

**** I guess I am in hell. hahhahahhahah things could be worse I may not have a garage but I have a whole shop at my disposal .:eek: :D ;) :cool:

[nokeone]

hell = my life right now...

no garage...nothing but rain...no money...no new girls...sr20 in pieces...510 not running...

all i have is a FWD sedan...:(

lol..oh well..DD5 is So Cali is comin up soon..