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YoungGun

07-19-2009, 08:23 PM

Anyone watching the new episode right now?

Rhys is teaching Jesse how to drift.

Fucking hilarious.

"Jesse can ruin this 250,000 car."

"He's not used to the cahhh."

DrtyRat

07-19-2009, 08:31 PM

I'm sitting here w/my wife and son right now, watching it. Its pretty good.

YoungGun

07-19-2009, 08:36 PM

Sweet they're at streets doing the side car racing deal.

vqdreaming

07-19-2009, 08:41 PM

you just reminded me the show is on

YoungGun

07-19-2009, 08:43 PM

K it's boring now, it was only funny to watch jesse talk trash about drifting and then suck at it.

karl wasabi

07-19-2009, 08:45 PM

What is he doing in this episode besides sucking at drifting?

jiggs

07-19-2009, 08:52 PM

What the heck? Howcome hawaii;s new episode is the motorcycle side car thingy, ahh weak sauce

YoungGun

07-19-2009, 08:52 PM

He's doing sidecar racing, where one dude drives and the other dude hangs off the back and leans in the turns and stuff.

Matej

07-19-2009, 08:52 PM

Sucking at everything.

Xbroke_kidX

07-19-2009, 08:55 PM

shows pretty cool i didnt see the drifting one, but i saw the one where he runs from the cops

jiggs

07-19-2009, 08:57 PM

Did you guys see the rock crawling one?

Future240

07-19-2009, 09:13 PM

Weird name for a show but watchin it now

HyperTek

07-19-2009, 09:32 PM

fuck yeah awesome dude!!!

Agamemnon

07-19-2009, 10:05 PM

Jesse James gets my vote.
He gets to tap Sandra Bullock.
I never thought she was hot, until I saw her naked in "the Proposal"
She's got a bangin body.

What were we talking about?

LeftNutOfGowd

07-20-2009, 10:24 AM

This guy need to go back to Monster Garage

http://www.taptoula.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/monster-garage.jpg

JVD

07-20-2009, 10:35 AM

Worst show ever.

Could have told you that just from the commercials.

It's ONE FUCKING STUNT per show.

What a joke.

OMG Jesse James, you're so crazy and reckless!

exitspeed

07-20-2009, 10:37 AM

Jesse James is cool. He's real down to Earth. I read an interview with him in Maxim and he just seems like a cool dude. He welds every day. That's what keeps him grounded.

DALAZ_68

07-20-2009, 11:05 AM

Jesse James gets my vote.
He gets to tap Sandra Bullock.
I never thought she was hot, until I saw her naked in "the Proposal"
She's got a bangin body.

What were we talking about?

sandra bullock, naked, what,!? now i have something to find after work lol...

This guy need to go back to Monster Garage

http://www.taptoula.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/monster-garage.jpg

AMEN!!!

kensreliableb18b

07-20-2009, 11:25 AM

shows pretty cool i didnt see the drifting one, but i saw the one where he runs from the cops

I think that was the best one I've seen so far. That shit was pretty funny.

VG30Drift

07-20-2009, 04:53 PM

All that guy does is try to be a badass. Ever.

And weld, apparently.

g-via

07-20-2009, 04:56 PM

I saw the clip where he had to milk the rattlesnake. it was weak, his helper did most of the work, all jesse had to do was grab the snake's head.

and fuck, did he grab that head hard. I thought that snake's eyes were going to pop out lol...

flip3d

07-20-2009, 05:07 PM

"How fast can it go? It has a Honda motor in it"

What a fucking tool.

Matej

07-20-2009, 05:09 PM

There should be a Total Bro tv channel.

Jesse James, UFC, Ken Block, and other cool guys with tattoos and flat brim hats all day every day

ESmorz

07-20-2009, 05:14 PM

There should be a Total Bro tv channel.

Jesse James, UFC, Ken Block, and other cool guys with tattoos and flat brim hats all day every day

Don't you get Spike? Bro.

Matej

07-20-2009, 05:21 PM

Don't you get Spike? Bro.
Just checked and yes I do, wow, I never actually watched it. Where has this channel been all my life. I want to see an STi jump over a fight in a cage that Jesse James is welding while getting a tattoo by Kat Von D, and then everyone will drink a Red Bull/Monster in slow motion.

XeroX

07-20-2009, 05:39 PM

This show makes about as much sense as two dogs f*cking a styrofoam container...

And seriously, i cant handle him talking for more than 2 sentences....kind of anoying for realls...

YoungGun

07-20-2009, 05:42 PM

just checked and yes i do, wow, i never actually watched it. Where has this channel been all my life. I want to see an sti jump over a fight in a cage that jesse james is welding while getting a tattoo by kat von d, and then everyone will drink a red bull/monster in slow motion.
hahahahahahahahaha

0100

07-20-2009, 05:58 PM

Just checked and yes I do, wow, I never actually watched it. Where has this channel been all my life. I want to see an STi jump over a fight in a cage that Jesse James is welding while getting a tattoo by Kat Von D, and then everyone will drink a Red Bull/Monster in slow motion.

Bwaahahahahaha spike needs to hire you

soreballz

07-20-2009, 08:33 PM

singlecamslam

07-20-2009, 11:28 PM

Manswers is a funny show.

DALAZ_68

07-21-2009, 12:33 PM

Manswers is a funny show.
or 1000 ways to die...

singlecamslam

07-21-2009, 12:36 PM

Yea that show too. I just saw the sidecar episode, he talks so much trash about drifting its funny. Jesse James is a cool ass dude but this show is retarded. They need to bring back monster garage and junkyard wars.

ae13bravo

07-24-2009, 02:11 PM

Manswers? Is it sort of like the Man Show?

Ethix

07-25-2009, 10:25 PM

Nitro Circus = 100000x better than this show.

That said, I still enjoy it. I love how they try to make everything he does sound extremely dangerous. So far, the Nitro-bike and the snow ride were probably the only really dangerous things he's done.

aoiken3

07-25-2009, 10:38 PM

i think this show is a major fail. the only thing that kept me watching it was whether he was gonna destroy the solstice or not. it would've been more exciting if he did

Pank

07-25-2009, 11:06 PM

I wish there was a show where 3 people came on the show and got to punch Jesse James in the face, and then after each commercial break, he would have to explain why he's such a poser, and then introduce the next person who's going to punch him in the face.

rednissan180

07-26-2009, 12:12 AM

YoungGun

07-26-2009, 06:22 PM

New episode tonight guys.

He falls off a dirtbike into some mud and they're making a big deal about it in the previews.

Let's talk about it when it comes on.

YoungGun

07-26-2009, 08:19 PM

Just watched him fall at jeremy mcgraths house, he tumbled a couple times, but then again he is a pretty old guy.

Otto347

07-26-2009, 08:27 PM

I liked him back in the "West Coast Choppers" days when he would just build bikes and not talk about anything else. After he opens his mouth for about 5 seconds he sounds like a fucking 5th grader.

Bubbles

07-27-2009, 11:50 AM

I love how they try to make everything he does sound extremely dangerous.

That's his whole thing.

He's spent his whole life being one of those guys trying to convince people he's a 'bad boy.'

Is welding every day even something to be proud of?

If I had tv show money I sure as fuck wouldn't be burning metal.

YoungGun

08-02-2009, 07:07 PM

He's flying a plane tonight.

I've got 10 dollars that a trained professional will be in the plane while he flies.

Pank

08-02-2009, 07:19 PM

I wouldnt trust jesse james to take a dump by himself without a doctor present

theicecreamdan

08-02-2009, 10:42 PM

some of the stuff is pretty cool, but how is drifting deadly?

soreballz

08-02-2009, 10:49 PM

^He had to learn to drift in order to drive in some silly side-cart moto race.

s13tilldeath*

08-02-2009, 11:14 PM

The show is pretty weak. I will watch it from time to time.

BUT did you see jesse james on the aprentice? haha he needs to get off the tube and get back to building bikes.