i killed an intruder with my katana

[Andrew Bohan]

turned on the light in my bedroom and the motherfucker just stood there, so i grabbed my katana and cut him in half.


YEA. blood on the blade felt good. blood on the ceiling will have to get washed up tomorrow.

[DJDANGER24]

what are YOUUUU drinking ? hahaha

[Andrew Bohan]

i'm as sober as can be :mrmeph:

[DJPimpFlex]

was it bigger than a bread box?

[Andrew Bohan]

no, but it was black

well maybe dark brown

[DJDANGER24]

was it human ?

[Andrew Bohan]

yeah dude, it was a 1" tall black guy





no, it was not human

[DJDANGER24]

oh, nevermind then... i suck at this

[DMiller]

was it a skunk by chance?

[Andrew Bohan]

no, it was not a skunk. that's luke's department.


keep trying, you almost got it!

[CrazyIvan]

i kno i kno...
i hate those things

[DMiller]

was it a rabid cat?

[CrazyIvan]

rabid c-o-c-k-r-o-a-c-h.... eeeeewwwwww... lol

[DJDANGER24]

damn roaches, nasty as fuck 1!!

[Dirty Habit]

I had some HUGE motherfuckers that crawled around at my last place. I kept it super clean but now then you would wake up in the morning to find one chilling on the floor of the bathroom or in the living room.

Fucking hated those things. Made my landlord come in and spray and shit for em twice.

Then I met my neighbors when I moved out.....they had dishes and shit piled in the living room. BOXES for new dishes just sittin there. They would buy shit not to clean it. FUCKIING RANK.

Now my new place is all bug free. yay.

[Phlip]

Raccoon?

What other woodland animal could it be?

Stray domesticated animal? Dog, cat, midget stripper?

[ZX88]

a rat????????

[thatdrifterguy]

snake?????????????

[blueshark123]

a penis? lol

[smellslikecurry]

ive never heard of a one inch black penis

[Andrew Bohan]

i have

HAH




you guys fail


it was a crunchy spider

[smellslikecurry]

cut in half spider decals or it didnt happen

[singlecamslam]

Black widow crawled under my seat today, i got a office desk slider and killed that SOB. Its big ass popped and kinds of juice flew everywhere. It was barbaric.

[Nismology]

misleading..

[touge monster]

What other woodland animal could it be?

Stray domesticated animal? Dog, cat, midget stripper?

lol shits funny.

[steve shadows]

I was going with at least a midget stripper

way to let us all down

[240love]

yeah dude, it was a 1" tall black guy





no, it was not human



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that had me rolling

[ayuaddict]

pics or it didn't happen.

[zenki.life]

so many odd threads this week...

[Phlip]

Holy shit, I just noticed that it said 1" and not 1'

Sonofabitch, I would have gotten this one right.

[Fries]

Assuming your katana is a sword and not a cell phone, how many tries did it take you to cut it in half?
haha

[Andrew Bohan]

hey what kind of question is that!?

one try man!