Oscar Mayer Wienermobile penetrates unsuspecting home

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile penetrates unsuspecting home (http://www.autoblog.com/2009/07/17/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-penetrates-unsuspecting-home/)


best wiener joke gets +rep.

go.

[airforceone451]

Hybrid wiener babies

[Matej]

Like driving a hot dog down a hallway.




Giggity.

[theronin]

needs moar lube.

[JDM_inspired]

Three guys die and go to hell.

When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.

"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.

"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.

So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"

To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"

As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.

"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.

"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"

[HyperTek]

Hey wheres the creampie filling?

[blasting_speed]

The title to this thread won me over.

+1

[Phlip]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg
"The owner of the home, seeing that the driver had just missed the garage, could only be quoted as saying 'wrong hole foo' as stunned workers scrambled to clean up the mess"

[flip3d]

the backup alarm probably goes "bow chicka wow wow"

[driven_]

Yay wisconsin and penetrating sausages.

[BustedS13]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg

"hot dog fucking house"

[ayuaddict]

Three guys die and go to hell.

When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.

"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.

"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.

So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"

To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"

As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.

"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.

"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"

uh so he's gonna freeze it off?

somebody help me?

[ZenkiKid]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg


IS IT... IS IT IN YET?

[smellslikecurry]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg


needs spacers + more lower

[dat411kid]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg
"Shit I knew I shoulda jumped on the coilover groupbuy, it woulda cleared"

[BustedS13]

uh so he's gonna freeze it off?

somebody help me?

i think the joke is that he'd put it in his mouth? but why would the guy's DAD be putting popsicles in his mouth? that's not his job

[chrisa]

no, i think its cuz you freeze popsicles. Therefore freezing hell over.

[Nismology]

i read about this yesterday lol
yea awsum peen joke xD

[Dirty Habit]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg
"How long do we have to sit here before it becomes flaccid?!"
or
"Oh GOD, WHY DIDNT I JUST PULL OUT!!"

[ThatGuy]

"You think if we pour cold water on it, it'll turn into a Prius?"

[Marc240]

A hotdog down a hallway, is always a bad idea.

[b00st3d]

The first sentence made me LOL.

"Giant wieners can do a lot of damage, it seems."

[Future240]

"The deeper it went in, the harder pulling out became"

[98s14inaz]

I feel bad for the next guy that tries to park in there, it gives new meaning to sloppy seconds.

[RurouniMidnight]

I saw one of these weinermobiles drive by at a intersection last weekend i looked up really quick and was like wtf, i was kinda startled from its girth then i saw it parked at a hotel down the street from my house a few days later i hope it isnt stalking me.

[ixfxi]

hot beef injection

[exitspeed]

Can't believe noone said this:

"Surprise buttsecks!"

[TiNMAN]

it's too big, it's too wide
it's too strong, it won't fit
it's too much, its too tough
he talk like this 'cause he can back it up

[silly_13]

http://66.160.188.111/.eea75c9/cmd.233/enclosure..eea75ca
this on would've fit..

hahahahaha this is the funniest thread ever!

[!Zar!]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/07/504x_wienermobile_crash_jalopnik.jpg
I'll just put the tip in, I promise.

[Marc240]

Looks like its only 3/4 dickin the house. If he was a real driver he would have hit the gas harder and held on tight, tried to have gotten the whole thing in there like a man.

[axiomatik]

Is that the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, or is your house just happy to see me?

[Driftastic]

"I slipped and fell I promise!"