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blu808
07-17-2009, 04:38 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

My eyes are burning. And now my dog is barfing all over my house.
Im getting the gun out. Pics coming soon.

dOMEmE
07-17-2009, 04:43 AM
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!! that sucks balls dude! take your dog to a vet it might get really sick!

Felipe
07-17-2009, 04:43 AM
................
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/21/128718006083825233.jpg



i hope you have lots of tomato juice....


.....

FrankDukes
07-17-2009, 04:44 AM
It's time man. Get that paintball and go skunk hunting. Whoorahh!

shishcabobers
07-17-2009, 04:54 AM
QUICK TAKE ACTION AND BATHE YOUR DOG!

Help! My Dogs Been Skunked!!, How to get skunk odor out of your dog (http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/skunk.htm)

blu808
07-17-2009, 05:00 AM
i called the vet. they said he will be ok. and to bathe him tomorrow in the juice. it then tried to attack my cat, and it charged at me, so i shot it with my rifle. My rifle is sighted in for 150 yards so i couldn't get a head shot, but it's outside dying right now. And the cops just rolled up.

jimmytango00
07-17-2009, 05:00 AM
:rofl: dude hope your dog is ok .

while im here, you should check out my thread blu since you know your shit, i can use some good advice.
http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/267815-exedy-hyper-single-sr20det-fixable.html

blu808
07-17-2009, 05:41 AM
replied to your post.

S14DB
07-17-2009, 05:45 AM
Sounds Rabid.

blu808
07-17-2009, 05:54 AM
yea. It could be due to the confrontational nature. But it is not uncommon to have aggressive ones. I will go get him checked tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up!. Also, when i shot it, my scope hit me in the head, and it cut me pretty bad.

gojira
07-17-2009, 06:49 AM
this thread is awesome...hope your dog feels better soon...pix of dead skunk? :)

smellslikecurry
07-17-2009, 06:54 AM
pics of carnage

enkei2k
07-17-2009, 07:13 AM
pics of carnage

this thread is awesome...hope your dog feels better soon...pix of dead skunk? :)

:werd::werd::werd::werd::werd::werd:


i never seen a skunk hit with a gun before...all i see is road kill version.

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 08:44 AM
tired, cut up, and stinky?

i'm hella not hanging out with you today dude :barfkiss:

DALAZ_68
07-17-2009, 08:49 AM
but it's outside dying right now. And the cops just rolled up.

pics or BAN

Also, when i shot it, my scope hit me in the head, and it cut me pretty bad.

pic or BAN

this thread is awesome...hope your dog feels better soon...pix of dead skunk? :)

+1


hope everything is ok man.

Jimmy Up
07-17-2009, 09:00 AM
You shot a skunk

with a rifle


like a boss.

airforceone451
07-17-2009, 09:16 AM
Why was your first instinct when your dog was sprayed by a skunk to post on zilvia?!

blu808
07-17-2009, 09:27 AM
Because. It was the right thing to do.

Slammed180
07-17-2009, 09:33 AM
Because. It was the right thing to do.

Spoken like a true enthusiast.

g-via
07-17-2009, 09:42 AM
poor dog...

aziankingz
07-17-2009, 09:46 AM
you got skunks in space?

Team DET
07-17-2009, 09:49 AM
Spoken like a true enthusiast.
lol..............

Devil Man
07-17-2009, 09:54 AM
You shot a skunk

with a rifle


like a boss.

wow this almost brought me to tears...

were are the pics of all this... this is a crazy story.

ConePirate
07-17-2009, 10:00 AM
dude omg man... what kinda rifle? I didn't think you had anything but BBguns. if it's a .22 I'd be surprised if it even killed the thing... I shot a rabid 'coon with a .22 like 30 times before it actually stopped advancing.

...hella reloading 10-shot clips and stuff

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 10:14 AM
a coon should need 3 .22 head shots max to die


it won't die right away but it will eventually run out of blood or brains

DALAZ_68
07-17-2009, 02:56 PM
because. It was the right thing to do.
amen!!!............

I LUV MY S13
07-17-2009, 03:00 PM
hahahaha...straight killa

drftmark
07-17-2009, 03:40 PM
dude omg man... what kinda rifle? I didn't think you had anything but BBguns. if it's a .22 I'd be surprised if it even killed the thing... I shot a rabid 'coon with a .22 like 30 times before it actually stopped advancing.

...hella reloading 10-shot clips and stuff

I killed a coon with one shot with a .22 subsonic round.

My friend killed one with 3 shots subsonic.

So wtf are you doing?

ae13bravo
07-17-2009, 03:44 PM
i called the vet. they said he will be ok. and to bathe him tomorrow in the juice. it then tried to attack my cat, and it charged at me, so i shot it with my rifle. My rifle is sighted in for 150 yards so i couldn't get a head shot, but it's outside dying right now. And the cops just rolled up.

HAHA!!! How you manage to cut yourself? Recoil got you by surprise? Hope you shot the skunk an extra time for that one! Sounds like you need a handgun. Good luck with the stench.:mepoke::barf::rofl: What the cops have to say about it?

My sister got sprayed once when were little. It happened right before we were leaving my cousins house. I had to ride with her in the car going home, for about an hour. :barf: Now that really sucked! As a matter a fact I'm going to call her and remind her of it.... haha!

Vision Garage
07-17-2009, 03:53 PM
I can see luke now.

Dog runs into the house smelling like skunk.

LUKE: FUKK that SHIT! ITS ON!!!

goes into closet. Sees pistol, shotgun, and rifle.

I think imma go with the rifle.. (like its a deer)

Driftastic
07-17-2009, 03:54 PM
THIS THREAD IS TOPS.

Pics needed fo so.

Im forwarding this to all my friends....

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 04:08 PM
i stopped by luke's house at lunch time

about half way from the driveway to the front door, i could smell it.



the dead skunk was just chillin by his front door all covered in dirt and flies




i went inside and almost barfed :barf:


the weird thing was, it definately smelled like skunk outside and right inside the door, but in the kitchen the smell faded into a really strong burned plastic smell. wtf?

either way it was fucking bad

DreamN
07-17-2009, 04:41 PM
and still no piktarz? what gives?!

I wanna see teh carnage! LoL

nu_born
07-17-2009, 04:43 PM
...My rifle is sighted in for 150 yards so i couldn't get a head shot, but it's outside dying right now. And the cops just rolled up.

lmao holy shit quoted for all around kickassery...thanks for sharing this thread just made my day...

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 05:01 PM
http://blu808.com/skunk.jpg

Daniel.
07-17-2009, 05:02 PM
That thing got tore up.

Knuckles
07-17-2009, 05:08 PM
dam dude that skunk tried to assassinate you!

if it wasn't for your dog holding it down as much as he could that skunk could of like snuk in threw the back door, killed you without even noticing then robbed you of all your belongings....

i think your dog deserves a big ol T-Bone Steak after that bath!

90hatchie
07-17-2009, 05:32 PM
ive had to shoot a rabid skunk before
sprayed neibors dog chased after my dad
got the ar15 out sat on roof
boom
no more skunk

4DOOR_LIFE
07-17-2009, 06:11 PM
too bad you couldnt split the skunks wig.

shade
07-17-2009, 06:12 PM
So... what did the cops say?

LeeroyNWH
07-17-2009, 06:13 PM
LOL, i rolled at the first post! couldnt stop laughing!!!

blu808
07-17-2009, 07:55 PM
The cops showed up from the commotion. They actually thought it was pretty funny. Then took off.

g-via
07-17-2009, 07:59 PM
ive had to shoot a rabid skunk before
sprayed neibors dog chased after my dad
got the ar15 out sat on roof
boom
no more skunk

overkill much?

http://infidelsparadise.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ar15-10.jpg

drftmark
07-17-2009, 08:05 PM
overkill much?

http://infidelsparadise.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ar15-10.jpg

naw man it's all about being tactical against skunks

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 08:08 PM
doesn't matter if it's a little bit dead or hella dead. dead is dead.

S14DB
07-17-2009, 08:29 PM
overkill much?
.223 is a good varmint round.
The Heavy-Barreled AR-15 Varmint / Target Rifle (http://www.gunblast.com/AR15_HBARs.htm)

GSXRJJordan
07-17-2009, 08:53 PM
.223 is a good varmint round.
The Heavy-Barreled AR-15 Varmint / Target Rifle (http://www.gunblast.com/AR15_HBARs.htm)

I was just gonna say, I used to shoot prairie dogs with .223s! PERFECT varmit round, when they're too far away for shotguns lol.

That's what I would have used.

Looks like the .22 did the job with one shot though :)

Good work, and props on the instant posting, and pics. This is how threads should be done.

blu808
07-17-2009, 11:17 PM
Boxed the little Homie up.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_105027509102_553679102_2240412_3372288_n.jpg

And Recycled his ass.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_105027514102_553679102_2240413_1501335_n.jpg

Enna
07-17-2009, 11:25 PM
Haha thats fucked. This thread had me rolling when it was first posted lol.

YellowFox
07-17-2009, 11:25 PM
lol its "casket" is a PS3 box

Andrew Bohan
07-17-2009, 11:34 PM
that's awesome

CrazyIvan
07-17-2009, 11:40 PM
imagine a kid getting all excited thinking thats a ps3 in the box

articdragon192
07-17-2009, 11:55 PM
Hahahahahahahah! Fucking getting recycled. Awesome story for real!

rc1honda
07-18-2009, 12:14 AM
A skunk family lived under my porch once and one of them spayed and it came up into my house. i don't think a lot people realize how strong the smell is until you experience it up close and personal, one thats not just roadkill. It makes you sick and burns your nose and eyes. It also gets into everything! It sticks to metal like glue. I remember it seeped into the fridge and also into my change jar lol. To this day i can grab some change out of that jar and it still smells like skunk and that was 3 years ago. It's crazy how strong the shit is.

r6_240sx
07-18-2009, 01:20 AM
This thread is full of awesome.

dahveed
07-18-2009, 01:21 AM
ooohh lucky, you have a 60GB PS3.

steve_o1989
07-18-2009, 08:50 AM
Damn skunks. I shot a coon with one .22 shot to the head and he died. That was a month ago. Now he is in a tree in the back corner of my field stinking it up. I saw him yesterday. He is gross now and smells like ass so I named him Rotty. I then proceeded to the other corner of the field to shoot an old car with a 12ga because I was bored and wanted to see what it would do. But, the main reason of that trip was to try to find to stupid beaver that is eating all my trees, he wasn't out so I wrecked his house.

Now you should invite over a lady friend (maybe one you are not too fond of) Act like you do not notice the smell at all and act like eveything is normal. When she makes mention of the smell, get offended, tell her to leave, and ask her to drop off your recycling on her way back.

blueshark123
07-18-2009, 09:47 AM
I hate skunks my dog has been skunked three times already.He never learns not to fuk with them lol. The last time he got skunked was the worse of all he went running inside the house and went under the bed so he wouldnt get in trouble. He wouldnt let anyone pull him out till awhile later. The next day i went to school i had to leave early cause i can smell the skunk on my fuckin shirt.

gotta240
07-18-2009, 09:57 AM
hahahahah. Awesome thread!

In all seriousness though, that skunk sounds like it was RABID. Did it bite your dog or anything? I'd prolly take it to the local county animal shelter or animal controll and tell them to test that bitch for rabies. They should gladly do it for free.

Devil Man
07-18-2009, 10:04 AM
Boxed the little Homie up.


And Recycled his ass.



:ddog: :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl:
oh my god this entertainment cant be bought... wow thanks for a 15min ab work out from laughing my ass off

heavenboundkevin
07-18-2009, 11:45 AM
yeash i loled a couple times.

"like a boss" oh man...

Nismology
07-18-2009, 11:58 AM
Give it a bath in tomato juice?

gojira
07-18-2009, 03:55 PM
epic thread...how's your dog doing? it must be traumatizing to get sprayed by a skunk...

zenki.life
07-18-2009, 03:56 PM
wow pics were posted. you are now believed. lol

firm tofu
07-18-2009, 04:04 PM
Boxed the little Homie up.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_105027509102_553679102_2240412_3372288_n.jpg

should sent him to taxidermy. you could have had a nice addition to the shop.

DOSIS
07-18-2009, 04:11 PM
http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss265/GodKalZul/WinMot.jpg

undesiredshoe
07-18-2009, 09:49 PM
Sell the stickers that were laid next to the skunk

drftmark
07-18-2009, 10:58 PM
Damn skunks. I shot a coon with one .22 shot to the head and he died. That was a month ago. Now he is in a tree in the back corner of my field stinking it up. I saw him yesterday. He is gross now and smells like ass so I named him Rotty. I then proceeded to the other corner of the field to shoot an old car with a 12ga because I was bored and wanted to see what it would do. But, the main reason of that trip was to try to find to stupid beaver that is eating all my trees, he wasn't out so I wrecked his house.


I am not following this.

Is that coon you shot in the head a zombie coon now? Or did he fall into a tree when he died? Is a skunks name Rotty? A beaver?

MrMcgarrett
07-18-2009, 11:36 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3636/3304030699_4f65b28f2b.jpg?v=1235424269

:keke:

drift freaq
07-18-2009, 11:58 PM
Fucking, why do I find all of this a normal thing for Luke. LOL Luke your life is fucking colorful. Thank you for an aweseome post about a fucked up situation.

cliffnotes

possibly rabid skunk sprays Lukes dog
Dog bounds into house
Luke says fuck this its on
Grabs his rifle and proceeds to go into movie bad ass mode and shoots the fucking thing dead.

Its like Ernest Hemingway sitting on his porch on Boca Raton and shooting rats.

hellaslows13
07-19-2009, 12:01 AM
my bad rick ross.

p.s. good move on recycling, GO GREEN!

steve_o1989
07-22-2009, 02:03 PM
I am not following this.

Is that coon you shot in the head a zombie coon now? Or did he fall into a tree when he died? Is a skunks name Rotty? A beaver?


haha I should have been a little more clear. I shot the racoon like a month ago then put it in a tree so my dog wouldn't get at it.

I was back in the corner of the property last week because I was looking for a beaver that is living there now and cutting down trees. I remembered the coon was back there so I went to see it.

The coons name is Rotty, simply because he is rotting in a tree. It is really quite gross.

arkive43
07-22-2009, 02:37 PM
Rofl!!!! Put that on ebay!!!

driven_
07-23-2009, 12:19 AM
i'm tired of these monday friday skunks on this mother father property!

EDIT: shouldve put the PS3 box in front of a house instead of tossing it.

cleantune
07-23-2009, 02:10 AM
At least you were not on this horrible show

(only watch first minute to not waste time, gracias)
YouTube - You Just Got Skunked Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RWYRw0y9Q)

zylvia213
07-23-2009, 02:07 PM
Boxed the little Homie up.
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_105027509102_553679102_2240412_3372288_n.jpg

And Recycled his ass.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_105027514102_553679102_2240413_1501335_n.jpg

that shit is funny yo! fuck that puto up lol

240drifter1
07-23-2009, 10:47 PM
Lmfao You should have shipped it to friends or family.