God hates the Honda NSX

[Matej]

Can't tell if these people are being being serious. It's like a forum full of RJF's agreeing with each other.

Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460)

I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!I am guessing the original poster started this after coming across the 'epic' thread where some guy on an NSX forum turned out to be a child molester, or something along those lines.


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[HyperTek]

musta been born during WWII

[RiversideS13]

must be a KKK member

[murda-c]

lol that church is fake.

[HyperTek]

ma and pa would be proud yup! beat them jap car, even them german cars.

[TUnity2]

the church and website are fake, and funny.

[silly_13]

"they took errrrrrrrrr jeeeeeerrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbsssssss"

[carnagexxxx]

The replies are the most hilarious posts that I've read in awhile! Classic!

I was going to post some of my "favorites" but they are too offensive!

[Matej]

Gosh, now I feel dumb.

Is it fake, as in just the church is made up as a name for the forum, or are all the 'true' members going along with the joke as well?

[Dutchmalmiss]

I think it's similiar to flatearthsociety.com

[VROOOM]

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

[dat411kid]

That whole thread/forum. Was very very odd.

[cserrano86]

R rape
I innocent
C children
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R ride


LOL!!!! Wtf??

[cserrano86]

Dude, we need one of these on this forum! LOL!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/usaflag.gif

[Souljahzs13]

wow... i feel so much hate from these group of people

[Future240]

I think that forum is fake. Just look at the sig of the op.

[ronmcdon]

Can't believe some of guys haven't heard of that site before.
Not like the first time its been mentioned/praised on Zilvia.

"Forum full of RJF's", lol.
Didn't know he was a Baptist.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Landover_Baptist_Church_logo_2007-02.png

[zenki.life]

forum full of RJFs. funny

[FrankDukes]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/usaflag.gif <----Looks like VietCongs holding up the US flag.


"It's VietCong, it's already plural you wouldn't say Chinesesss"

[FaLKoN240]

So.................. its like the onion, or what?

[WildAsDaTaliban]

the SNIP sounds like he got molested by some dude that owns a nsx. fucking stupid ass red neck dick sucker.

[Gnnr]

WildAsDaTaliban, you better edit your post buddy or say hello to pinkland

http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/65890-off-topic-rules-guidelines.html

[ronmcdon]

So.................. its like the onion, or what?

yah it's parody of social conservatives & christian fundamentalists.
They are like the Onion, because their material is slightly over-the-top, & plausible to most.

fact that ppl sometimes take them seriously (like matej & the guy above me w/ the cursing) is half of the fun.

'some' of the humor there can get offensive though, if you're very pc.
I can see myself getting banned on Zilvia, should i be posting select material there.

Brother Eliot,
I have done a bit of research on people that drive an NSX (In the USA, they were sold as the Acura NSX). They are not queers, and I do apologize for using the vernacular, but I would describe NSX drivers as "total tools".

Some tendencies I have found to be nearly universal in NSX drivers, which are more than 90% young males, are as follows:



Self-loathing, compensates by ridiculing others

Shame based on sexual incompetence and dysfunction, compensates by buying NSX

Intense inferiority complex, compensates by assualting women and retardeds

Methamphetamine addiction

Pornography addiction

Dyslexia

Incontinence

Difficulty emptying bowels in public restrooms, leading to hemorroids

Acne

While not everyone who exhibits these traits and symptoms owns an NSX, nearly all NSX owners exhibit almost all of the above listed abnormalities.

[touge monster]

I've never felt this much anger before lol

[s13 @ fullboost]

that has to be a joke =/

[Nismology]

my gawd they seemed like literate rednecks. I lol'd but seriously fucked up what they saying bout asians and pedophilia. We all know those predators love Chevy and GMC Astro Vans.

[s13 @ fullboost]

yeah especially the ones that say free candy on the side lol

[ronmcdon]

Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

Origin

The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] Harper frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith".[4] The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

[edit] Description

The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.

[Helghast]

Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

With Holy cock.
Yes.
Best. Signature. Ever

[rc1honda]

"I think this Thread should be moved to "False Religions and Cults".
This is almost as bad as the Pedophilic Cattlick Church but these Guys seem to be proud of it.

Of course, being just a 2 seater is perfect for Homers!!
I bet they all own Wii's too! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/angry.gif"

I know the site if fake, but since when did owing a Nintendo Wii have anything to do with sexual orientation?? lol

[kingkilburn]

http://commonsenseatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fsm.jpg

[ronmcdon]

Owning a Wii doesn't have anything to do with being gay or lesbian.
it's intentionally meant to be unreasonable, absurd, and offensive.

[Devil Man]

ah with a name like mine you think they will let me in? bwhahahahahaha