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FRpilot
07-10-2009, 01:09 PM
Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in New Jersey

Associated Press
Posted: 07/08/2009 11:37:00 AM PDT
Updated: 07/08/2009 01:55:54 PM PDT

CAMDEN, N.J. — Authorities say a man died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

A spokesman for the Camden County prosecutor's office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. His name has not been released.

The accident happened Wednesday morning as the worker was loading chocolate into the vat where it's melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy.

Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot-deep vat.

Cocoa Services hires a second company — Lyons and Sons — to do the mixing.

reminds me of that book "The Jungle" where workers fell into the meat cutting blades and processed meat included human.

he must have died happy though. probably not as happy as that guy who died OD'ing on viagra and having a romp fest with 2 women for 36 hours over a bet

imagine some kid finds a chocolate covered finger in his dessert. mmm.

blueshark123
07-10-2009, 01:17 PM
http://bp2.blogger.com/_DSfDKxojztE/SIPEsW3EjgI/AAAAAAAAA7s/le7y8NugHO0/s400/charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-9.jpg

Mi Beardo es Loco
07-10-2009, 01:49 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm evil chocolate
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc315/maintenanceman1854/drooling-homer.gif

BustedS13
07-10-2009, 02:17 PM
soylent...brown is people

cserrano86
07-10-2009, 02:25 PM
Next to naked girl avalanche, that would probably be the best way to go...

gunmetalr32
07-10-2009, 02:34 PM
was it this guy.. if it is where do i sign up
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2008/6/chocolate-man-snack.jpg

HyperTek
07-10-2009, 04:47 PM
sucks tho for it bein a temp job lol
family probably didnt know where he worked at, as opposed to a full time job/career.

meteorite_flo
07-10-2009, 04:52 PM
I read about this in the newspaper; sucks for him.

ronmcdon
07-10-2009, 06:59 PM
It might not have been such a pleasant way to go.
there was no mention of how the 'blade' hit him to begin with.
no mention of the temps of the chocolate (I'll wager it wasn't luke-warm).
Dude could have been castrated by the blade, fell, & then boiled alive after-wards.

Sure it could have been worse, like drowning in boiling chicken-shit at a fertilzer plant.
but still it's unfortunate however you look at it.

Phlip
07-10-2009, 07:06 PM
I guess as a reprieve for his living in the shittiest city in Jersey, he was granted a cool means of death

HyperTek
07-10-2009, 07:09 PM
hopefully they dont serve any chocolate related snakes at the funeral.. lol

Sl3KA
07-11-2009, 02:32 AM
What are chocolate snakes lol poor guy...

HyperTek
07-11-2009, 03:03 AM
opps snacks lol

SochBAT
07-11-2009, 03:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

StalinDrift123
07-11-2009, 03:45 AM
wow, that is crazy. having ur lungs fill up with chocolate....
his new theme song is going to be "Chocolate Rain" hehe.

zenki.life
07-11-2009, 04:20 AM
yea i agree that this would be one of the worst ways of dying other than being boiled or lit on fire. drowning is bad no matter what it is in

vvtisupra
07-11-2009, 06:29 AM
wow, that is crazy. having ur lungs fill up with chocolate....
his new theme song is going to be "Chocolate Rain" hehe.

Augustus Gloop
No it should be:

Oompa loompa dooo pa dee dee If you were wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at
Getting Terribly fat

What do you think will come of that

I don't like the look of it