Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

[EvilRB]

Secretary Bites Off Boss’s Penis in Oral Sex Mishap

More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.

The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.

Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.

Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.

However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.

The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.

The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.

We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.

Source: *SNIP* NSFW because of ad's

[Future240]

Karma is a bitch, apparently a dick biting one.

[Matej]

Like a boss.

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Fuck that shit!

[Zachsta]

Well, that shit sucks.

Future disclaimer, don't get head in a parking lot, shit can go wrong.

[g-via]

like a boss.

+123456789

[DALAZ_68]

Well, that shit sucks.

Future disclaimer, don't get head in a parking lot, shit can go wrong.

+1 on that...

[ZilviaKid]

Like a boss.
oh man i lol'd

[aziankingz]

Nasty and funny all at the same time..

[I LUV MY S13]

thats why u get a room haha

[bardabe]

haha fuck that sucks

[theronin]

thats why i always took my subordinates upstairs onto the roof to chop me up.

[w0nderbr3ad]

Wow. Chiseled teeth FTL!

[98s14inaz]

All the times I've gotten road head I never thought of that happening...holy crap. Note to self made.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

what's an inch if you have plenty more?

[handinpants]

what a slut....

[meteorite_flo]

http://fp.enter.net/~jkool/images/MK/mkwall/milteeth2.jpg

[FRpilot]

meleena.. haha

he penis must have been flaccid and soft. how do you bite off an erect penis.

[adrians_s13]

haha fuck that sucks

more like "fuck that bites"

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/adrians_s13/forum%20stuff/badoomtsh.gif

[Genovese.Jr]

meleena.. haha

he penis must have been flaccid and soft. how do you bite off an erect penis.

very tru he should of gotten viagra lol

[GSXRJJordan]

Whoa man. "Like a boss" indeed. Shit had me rollin.

[Ares240SX]

Holy crap. Road head is now off the list of things to repeat. Aye crapola...

[dynamicck]

Like a boss.


NisCkxU544c

[ZX88]

Like a boss.


like a BAWUS.

[WanganRunner]

^^
That was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[blueshark123]

oh wow she must have a strong bite. I feel bad for him while im laughing at the same time

[mRclARK1]

The jaw muscles (for their size) are the strongest muscles in the body. The clamping action of most peoples bite is very powerful... And a very common reaction to being startled or surprised is to clench the jaw. In other words, she was startled, and clamped her jaw down... It wouldn't have taken much. lol

[blueshark123]

it would off been even funnier if she then chocked on the cock. DOUBLE WHAMMY MOTHERFUCKER haha

[Phlip]

meleena.. haha

he penis must have been flaccid and soft. how do you bite off an erect penis.

Because it is skin, muscle and blood instead of bone, perhaps?

[exitspeed]

The jaw muscles (for their size) are the strongest muscles in the body. The clamping action of most peoples bite is very powerful... And a very common reaction to being startled or surprised is to clench the jaw. In other words, she was startled, and clamped her jaw down... It wouldn't have taken much. lol

Actually the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body proportionally.

But I get what you are sayin.

[240love]

+1 on that...


+2 on that

[Future240]

I think this thread has stopped a lot of road head

[mRclARK1]

Actually the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body proportionally.

But I get what you are sayin.

I re-checked my facts and you are correct it would seem.

But a tongue doesn't have sharp teeth on its side when it puts force onto something... Like your penis. lolz

[TheWolf]

Things that have been cut off can be sewed on. Things that have been bit off and have a serated edge. Don't get sewed back on. Nursing 102

[Bubbles]

Things that have been bit off and have a serated edge. Don't get sewed back on. Nursing 102


Just line the marks up.


Life 101.

[FRpilot]

he penis must have been flaccid and soft. how do you bite off an erect penis.

Because it is skin, muscle and blood instead of bone, perhaps?

yea, but a fully erect penis should be thick and hard as... a piece of really thick and tough steak? (can't think of better example, but you know what i mean)

i don't think she was "chewing" on his steak until she got a piece in her mouth because that ain't no accident.

it would have to be with one powerful and clean "opps" CHOMP and her teeth would have needed to be bonded with adamantium and as sharp as ginsu knives to be able to take a piece of erect penis off.

[tricky_ab]

I cringed when I had read the title of this thread. Damn though, you get what you deserve...

[Future240]

yea, but a fully erect penis should be thick and hard as... a piece of really thick and tough steak? (can't think of better example, but you know what i mean)

i don't think she was "chewing" on his steak until she got a piece in her mouth because that ain't no accident.

it would have to be with one powerful and clean "opps" CHOMP and her teeth would have needed to be bonded with adamantium and as sharp as ginsu knives to be able to take a piece of erect penis off.

From an article on human and dog jaws

Bite Force and Bite Pressure (http://74.6.239.67/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&p=human+jaw+psi&fr=moz2-ytff-yff3&rs=0&u=www.glapbta.com/BFBP.pdf&w=human+jaw+jawed+jaws+psi&d=MyCOhBlMS0Qz&icp=1&.intl=us)

For humans the larger bite forces observed are from measurements in the posterior teeth, the molar region. The molar region is closest to the pivot point of the jaw and the muscles associated with the jaw strength. At the incisors or anterior point, the bite forces are lower with less action of the jaw muscles. A strong bite force in humans is expected due to the shorter jaw, and the point force of the bite is localized on the molars and remolars. The bite forces range from 55 lbs to 280 lbs., averaging 162 lbs and in some cases reaching a maximum of over 970 lbs. The force observed for the incisors in the front is lower at 22 lbs to 34 lbs

consider that with the fact bones can break at 7-15 lbs.

[steve shadows]

Like a boss.


exactly ..................

[legacy927]

ouch....lol

[99maxgtr]

anything that has to do with that region and pain makes me cringe.
after i read that i seriously felt sick to my stomach lol.....

[Brian]

Maximum S&M.

[Sl3KA]

I have a buddy that was a firefighter... he advised not to partake in road head he has seen numerous incidents of... yup. Humans when feared will clamp down at all might and all that soft tissue... you can be hard as a rock and I bet the slut will chomp right through. Anyways I feel the pain... now to get some head the legitimate way.

Get a Hooker.
Get Head.
Kill her and get my money back.

Aren't you glad they don't let minors purchase GTA haha.

[!Zar!]

There was an accident around these parts where a man was driving while getting road head, something happened to scare the lady and she bit off his penis. She choked and died while he freaked out and crashed.

They thought he lost his penis in the accident, come to find out it was in the womans throat.

[Brian]

Did he get it back?

[!Zar!]

They both died.

Who knows.

[Chad4061]

haha ouch...hurts to think of the pain he was in lol

[keistyle]

I wonder if its worse to just have the tip bitten off, or the whole thing. I mean the tip is what makes it cool.

[!Zar!]

Whatever.

Just rebuild it to be bigger and better.

I mean, for her to bite the whole thing off he must not have had all that much in the first place.

Now he can get himself a lower offset dick.

[keistyle]

true, and we know, its all about offset. Most the time stock offset is weak.

[Antihero983]

good thing she doesn't swallow.....bwahahahahaha

[4DOOR_LIFE]

sure this is probably going to reduce the road head some of you choose to get. but if you think about it, its not about it being on the road. its about someone reacting when they get startled. it can happen almost anywhere. you can be in the room and something drops, hits the window, a knock on the door,etc. if its enough to make someone react quickly......well you're fucking done son. hahaha

[!Zar!]

If a bitch bits off my dick, you best believe I'm taking a fingernail clipper to her clit.

Straight up.