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pungkiteater_671
07-06-2009, 09:59 PM
so i saw this on another forum and thought it was funny so i wanted to share pls read from top to bottom !!!

HER DIARY:


Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.



I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset
at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk.



He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.

He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing
to do with me, and not to worry about it.



On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love
you, too.'



When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent.



Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed.

To my surprise, he responded to my caresses, and we made love.

But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere
else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.



HIS DIARY:



my 240 wouldnt start today , but at least I got laid.

I LUV MY S13
07-06-2009, 10:04 PM
hahaha...poor guy

blueshark123
07-06-2009, 10:08 PM
i laughed good 1

renegade_ewok
07-06-2009, 10:16 PM
Got a good laugh, wasn't sure where it was going to go at the start

cali_love
07-06-2009, 10:23 PM
lol ..haha nice one ...

D.Bo
07-06-2009, 10:26 PM
hahaha good one

Felipe
07-06-2009, 10:38 PM
lol im going to email this to my wife....

blackrms13
07-07-2009, 01:22 PM
lol...saw another version of this before
but instead of 240, it was about how some football team didnt win...

civilized_drifter
07-07-2009, 01:31 PM
lmao!
i could see this happening to me

GSXRJJordan
07-07-2009, 01:33 PM
Haha, yes. Read it out loud to my g/f, she's like, "Ugh. Good thing you don't keep a diary."

nothix
07-07-2009, 01:36 PM
lol...saw another version of this before
but instead of 240, it was about how some football team didnt win...
+1
I got it through an email chain before =(

FaLKoN240
07-07-2009, 02:18 PM
Haha that's totally how it is.

DALAZ_68
07-07-2009, 02:24 PM
that was pure awesome...lol

FWD to co workers and let the LOL's follow