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VQMaxFan
06-19-2009, 02:14 AM
Even funnier in round 2 and 3.

'Spider' email joker is back | David Thorne spider email prankster returns | David Thorne winds-up gym boss and landlord | | The Sun |Features (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2479342/Spider-email-joker-is-back-David-Thorne-spider-email-prankster-returns-David-Thorne-winds-up-gym-boss-and-landlord.html)
DataXUnknown
06-19-2009, 02:20 AM
lmao omg this shit is great, still reading it.
ronmcdon
06-19-2009, 02:23 AM
that guy needs to start writing a book.
good stuff.
Infamax
06-19-2009, 03:08 AM
Go Away (http://www.27bslash6.com/)

That's his website, there's a couple cool things on there.
Fries
06-19-2009, 03:15 AM
Holy shit. So fucking funny.

"STOP EMAILING ME!"

"ok."
DreamN
06-19-2009, 03:26 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
The middle one.
soreballz
06-19-2009, 03:28 AM
This man is my hero.
meteorite_flo
06-19-2009, 03:31 AM
Funny stuff right here. LOL.
Infamax
06-19-2009, 03:37 AM
This one is my favorite.

Matthew's non theme based fancy dress party (http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html)
DreamN
06-19-2009, 03:51 AM
^ Just finished reading that one. This guy should definitely be putting all of these into a book and selling it.

Edit: Just realized it, he already does. GENIUS!
andisan
06-19-2009, 04:06 AM
OMG LOL

Hilarious was laughing before I read his responce's

Great guy would love to have a beer with him and even read all his email :)
soreballz
06-19-2009, 04:09 AM
Parking spot

A few weeks ago, some guy in a shitty bmw parked in my 'reserved and paid for' parking spot in a small lot. I printed out an A4 (helvetica demi bold 12pt) note stating that this was a paid for parking spot and not to park there again. A couple of days later he parked there again. I printed out an A3 (helvetica black 42pt) sign stating 'Reserved Parking, Do not park here' sign and used spray adhesive (3M®) to mount it on the wall in front of my spot. When I went to park in my spot the next day he had written in texta, after "Reserved Parking', the words 'For Wankers'. About three days later I saw his car parked in the street so I printed out a poster in A2 (helvetica black, 92pt, reversed) with the word 'Fuckhead' and applied it with spray adhesive to his windscreen, ensuring (as per instructions) I sprayed both materials to be bonded. The disadvantage of course is that I am too scared to park in my spot but he is also too scared to park there so I will class this as a draw for the moment and find a new spot.
ahahahahaha
DreamN
06-19-2009, 04:21 AM
:rofl: that's great
sleep
06-19-2009, 04:25 AM
ahahahahaha

lmfao i didn't get that far yet.

Oh man that has me dieing....
Kamburrito
06-19-2009, 04:51 AM
The Ducks in the Bathroom aren't mine.

HAHAHAH!
TravisSW
06-19-2009, 05:34 AM
I lol'd!

msglength
slider2828
06-19-2009, 09:57 AM
Ghahahah!!! So f...ing funny
XeroX
06-19-2009, 10:31 AM
"I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. "

lol
gunmetalr32
06-19-2009, 11:39 AM
this guy is a god....lol, good stuff
drift freaq
06-19-2009, 11:52 AM
This shit is great. This guy should be writing comedy for TV or Movies.
MrBrightSide
06-19-2009, 12:01 PM
Dear Jeff

Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals.

LMAO :l101:
sideways7
06-19-2009, 12:04 PM
"By the power of Greyskull thats a lot of money."

HAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!
This guy is hilarious.
Taniguchi_Is_#1
06-19-2009, 12:10 PM
eh. i'm gonna go against the majority and say that if this guy owed my business money and tried to pull this shit, i'd just go to his house and punch him in the nuts. then get my money.
S13Boosts
06-19-2009, 12:17 PM
hahhahhahahhahhhahhahha
theronin
06-19-2009, 12:24 PM
lol dont worry the ducks will soon be flyin south for the winter so they wont be a problem anymore.
XeroX
06-19-2009, 12:51 PM
eh. i'm gonna go against the majority and say that if this guy owed my business money and tried to pull this shit, i'd just go to his house and punch him in the nuts. then get my money.

Great plan, is this before or AFTER you get a big lawsuit for assault?

Looks like you would be ending up oweing him after all was said and done...lol
ronmcdon
06-19-2009, 12:59 PM
you don't get a huge lawsuit from assault.
that's a criminal charge.
at most, you could probably press charges for attempted murder.
there is no $ to be made out of that, just an opportunity for retribution.

there 'might' a chance of a huge lawsuit, if a civil suit is filed in addition for 'psychological damages' and other non-sense.
that's even assuming there's $$$ to get out of the guy.
coww-cho!!!!!
06-19-2009, 01:03 PM
hahahaha that made my morning
thank you
DUFFM4N
06-19-2009, 01:06 PM
this is the first time you guys have seen this one?...its funny, but old at the same time










....continue
XeroX
06-19-2009, 02:14 PM
you don't get a huge lawsuit from assault.
that's a criminal charge.
at most, you could probably press charges for attempted murder.
there is no $ to be made out of that, just an opportunity for retribution.

there 'might' a chance of a huge lawsuit, if a civil suit is filed in addition for 'psychological damages' and other non-sense.
that's even assuming there's $$$ to get out of the guy.

exactly...thats what im talking about

He could miss work as a result of injuries, therefore suing you for unpaid leave, hospital visits, trama, the list can go on and on...it depends on how far the "victim" would like to pursue it...

Suits happen ALL the time, for far lesser crimes/incidences...

The point im trying to make, is that its pointless to fight someone for oweing money to your personal business, thats why theres insurance companies, law enforcement, and god forbid you dont have a policy of collecting the first months rent in advance and also collecting a deposit for possible damages to the room/house...

All this for what? to prove a point, and look like a complete jack ass...anyone with a respectable legitimate business would agree with me.

Its not like he owes you money for crack...then thats a whole different story...lol
Taniguchi_Is_#1
06-19-2009, 04:32 PM
exactly...thats what im talking about

He could miss work as a result of injuries, therefore suing you for unpaid leave, hospital visits, trama, the list can go on and on...it depends on how far the "victim" would like to pursue it...

Suits happen ALL the time, for far lesser crimes/incidences...

The point im trying to make, is that its pointless to fight someone for oweing money to your personal business, thats why theres insurance companies, law enforcement, and god forbid you dont have a policy of collecting the first months rent in advance and also collecting a deposit for possible damages to the room/house...

All this for what? to prove a point, and look like a complete jack ass...anyone with a respectable legitimate business would agree with me.

Its not like he owes you money for crack...then thats a whole different story...lol

why so serious?
Bubbles
06-19-2009, 04:53 PM
To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying.



Awesome.
MrMigs
06-19-2009, 05:16 PM
ahahahaha comical genius!
thisisastickup
06-19-2009, 05:24 PM
Too cool for school (http://www.27bslash6.com/slyseb.html)

his kid is a fucking riot.
mRclARK1
06-19-2009, 05:27 PM
hahahahaha. This man is my hero.
XeroX
06-19-2009, 05:31 PM
why so serious?

Lol, i guess i was ina serious mood..

internets serious bidnezz broskee
98s14inaz
06-20-2009, 11:19 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
The middle one.

That part killed me lol
s13skank
06-20-2009, 01:10 PM
This guy is fckn funny