Slow at Work=Interesting AIM Conversations

[CrashQueen]

So during a down period at work, I was having a conversation with my friend and everyone I've showed this to laughs till they cry. If it doesn't make you laugh then I'm sorry for wasting your time. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, if it does feel free to take this down.


Have a good day


[16:22] hotdogsamurai: haha it's MATTHEW get it straight
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: shit
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: haha
[16:22] hotdogsamurai: JENIFER
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: haha
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: double ns
[16:22] hotdogsamurai: jenifer sounds like some kind of tree
[16:22] hotdogsamurai: haha
[16:22] hotdogsamurai: i fell asleep under a jenifer tree
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: yeah well matthew sounds like some sort of biblical character or something
[16:22] ThenJenEsaid: lol
[16:23] hotdogsamurai: it is
[16:23] hotdogsamurai: he was the son of god
[16:23] ThenJenEsaid: haha i was being sarcastic
[16:23] ThenJenEsaid: i guess when i type i have to type *sarcasm*
[16:23] ThenJenEsaid: haha
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: i know it was sarcasm
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: they should make a really badass movie about the rapture
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: like the rapture comes and all the boring people are taken away
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: and the plagues and shit start coming
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: and bruce willis has to gather the people that are left and protect them from the plagues
[16:25] hotdogsamurai: and fight god
[16:26] ThenJenEsaid: hahahaha
[16:26] hotdogsamurai: it could be called "the unbelievers" or something
[16:26] ThenJenEsaid: hahaha
[16:26] hotdogsamurai: and have a really badass cast
[16:26] hotdogsamurai: what's more badass than bruce willis floating on a boat out in a river of blood with all these locusts all over
[16:26] hotdogsamurai: screaming at god "come get me you motherfucker!" and firing a gun into the air
[16:26] hotdogsamurai: i think i would see the midnight showing of this
[16:27] ThenJenEsaid: hahahahhaa
[16:27] ThenJenEsaid: so hilarious i would too
[16:27] hotdogsamurai: eventually he finds a time machine or some shit
[16:27] hotdogsamurai: and goes back to easter when jesus was resurrected
[16:28] hotdogsamurai: jesus wakes up and he sees bruce willis with a gun over his head
[16:28] hotdogsamurai: and bruce willis says something really badass
[16:28] hotdogsamurai: hmm what would he say
[16:28] hotdogsamurai: "happy easter bitch" or something
[16:28] hotdogsamurai: and plugs him for good
[16:28] ThenJenEsaid: HAHA
[16:28] ThenJenEsaid: haha
[16:29] ThenJenEsaid: i'm saving this
[16:29] hotdogsamurai: feel free
[16:29] hotdogsamurai: just don't show jesus
[16:29] hotdogsamurai: lots of sequel potential there too
[16:29] hotdogsamurai: like god could have another even more badass son
[16:30] hotdogsamurai: okay this is turning into the plot of terminator
[16:30] hotdogsamurai: lol
[16:30] hotdogsamurai: in fact it's almost exactly the plot of terminator
[16:30] hotdogsamurai: i just replaced judgment day with the rapture and the terminator with jesus

[Bubbles]

If it doesn't make you laugh then I'm sorry for wasting your time.



Apology accepted.

[r6_240sx]

Apology accepted.
x2 :naw:

msglength

[S14DB]

Do they do random drug testing at your work?

[I LUV MY S13]

not accepted

[CrimsonRockett]

Drug free is the way to be.

[Felipe]

it was ok...

[Kamburrito]

i giggled a few times.. well alot .. maybe because we have a smiliar sense of humor?

dope movie btw.

im also having ridiculous aim convos at work .. as we speak.

[SochBAT]

http://www.exaltedbeauty.com/images/f1/post-tits-or-gtfo.thumbnail.png

Oh, hey. Whats up.

[GSXRJJordan]

Lame. Sorry. Must have been funnier when you were at work.

[Fries]

I enjoyed the last part.
But honestly, that guy types as much as I do. It really would piss me off.

He might get struck down by the lord soon though.

[Future240]

http://www.exaltedbeauty.com/images/f1/post-tits-or-gtfo.thumbnail.png

Oh, hey. Whats up.

Ha ha ha ha

so........:hahano:

Oh and I want my 3 minutes back paid in full.

[aziankingz]

at least his name is pretty funny..

[enkei2k]

just cuz it has bruce willis, it's supposed to be funny? i say...1.5 stars outta 4 depending on the cast.

[CrashQueen]

oh well, i guess i have a different sense of humor. *shrugs* At least it made my day.


^^^ just because it has bruce willis is not the only reason it made it funny. I thought it was funny overall.


thanks for the harsh criticism you ***holes. you just lack imagination....lol :P

[driven_]

what an EPIC story. im mailing you an invoice as we speak. it will be in regards to your paying me for the 2 minutes of my life i will never get back.























jk. its just a quote someone said, but i thought it was the right moment to say it.

[DUFFM4N]

im gonna IM your friend and tell him he's a moron

(11:53:23 AM) Me: you're a moron
(11:53:49 AM) Me: matthew
(11:54:16 AM) hotdogsamurai: Hi ef9eddie
(11:54:27 AM) hotdogsamurai: Long time no see

...point proven

[hotdogsamurai]

im gonna im your friend and tell him he's a moron

(11:53:23 am) me: You're a moron
(11:53:49 am) me: Matthew
(11:54:16 am) hotdogsamurai: Hi ef9eddie
(11:54:27 am) hotdogsamurai: Long time no see

...point proven
who's the moron now, moron!!

[DUFFM4N]

lol why? because u said u had my cell phone number, that doesnt even work? have all the fun with it u want kiddo

[hotdogsamurai]

lol why? because u said u had my cell phone number, that doesnt even work? have all the fun with it u want kiddo
I'm as old as you! How dare you call me kiddo!

[9s13Coupe3SX]

bruce willis would say....yippi ka yay..mutha ****er

[fromxtor]

If it doesn't make you laugh then I'm sorry for wasting your time. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, if it does feel free to take this down.

If you feel you have to say this before making a thread on a national board with memebers of all races, creeds, and beliefs, maybe you should have stopped at post new topic.
http://www.carolinanissans.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/emot-ughh.gif

[SochBAT]

I had received a PM from a Premie stating my behavior was unacceptable. well, frankly, calling someone else an asshole isn't amazing behavior as well. Maybe the PostTits was a bit excessive. I'm sure everyone here would appreciate pictures of said tits either way. oh well.

since it was from a premie mamber that never annoyed me, I will offer an apology.

I am sorry that you posted such a lame random chat. I am sorry that it lacked anything humorous. I am sorry that my injection of internet humor (PostTits) was needed to make this thread bareable. I am sorry you wasted my time.

Better luck next time.

Sidenote to the mods, when is Uber kicking in?

PS. This is NOT a warning.

[Daniel.]

Sidenote to the mods, when is Uber kicking in?

Only the implementation of uber will redeem this thread.

[hOngsterr]

Apology accepted.

x2 :naw:

msglength

not accepted


buhahaha!

its ok.
interesting convo?

[JohnnyDrfiter22]

I almost laughed....

Mel Gibson would have been a much better choice, not Bruce Willis duh!!!

[Brian]

Post your balls.

[SochBAT]

Since you asked for it.

http://www.gourmetfoodmall.com/merchants/Bubbie01/ric-sushi-look-mochi.jpg

mochi!

[Bubbles]

I have never used Post Tits.


And I never will.

[ZilviaKid]

i would have perfered t-pain on a boat firing a gun into the air. but thats just me.

[bardabe]

I LOL'd haha it was entertaining