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hOngsterr
06-01-2009, 11:59 AM
So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around.

So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"


-got it from a honda forum lol
scored the other day - 6th Gen Accord DIY and Performance forums (http://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22140)

91tofordee
06-01-2009, 12:27 PM
that's retarded. you got it from a honda forum so it explains a lot.

murda-c
06-01-2009, 12:36 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/214a074.jpg

hOngsterr
06-01-2009, 01:03 PM
yeah....
i love hondas

i thought it was funny
lol

mrmephistopheles
06-01-2009, 01:10 PM
I feel Bel-Air'd.

i8yourfwd
06-01-2009, 01:20 PM
Would've been funnier with a longer story.

Oh well.

ThatGuy
06-01-2009, 02:46 PM
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This Thread, and your other pointless display of stupidity, are both closed. :lockd: