boat names

[BustedS13]

i'm going in 1/3 on a shitty little boat for the summer, and we're trying to come up with a good name. something offensive but i could still get away with putting it on a boat. also something that shows that some mid 20's assholes bought a 30 year old boat and enjoy dicking around.
post names. i have NO ideas.

[ThatGuy]

Most common boat name: "Wet Dream"

[soreballz]

Filthy Oar.
Breaking Wind.
If its a fishing boat... Master Baiters.
If its a sailboat... Getting Blown.

[Matej]

LeChuck's Revenge.

[mavrick243]

i saw a yellow boat that i frequent and its name across the back in big letters was "GOLDEN SHOWER" it was awesome we were laughing so hard.

[Future240]

ZOMG Boat or Just Boat

[apex]

u gotta play im on a boat when u go out tho

YouTube - The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain - Im On A Boat (SNL) [Official Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=PlayList&p=1F2822353282D306&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3)

[ThatGuy]

Berth Control
Booty Hunter
Full O' Seamen

[BustedS13]

what if i just named it Boats N Hoes?

[Future240]

Busted Boat
Pns Boat

[I LUV MY S13]

boat of seamen

[BustedS13]

Partial Berth Abortion

[lflkajfj12123]

Pure Pleasure
3 Way

[Matej]

SS Queen Baroness Mary Elizabeth Wilmore Woolf III.

Little Mermaid.

[lflkajfj12123]

Blew Too Much
Coming In The Water

[BustedS13]

Partial Berth Abortion
StillBerth
Mistcarriage
AfterBerth


Dead Baby Express

[I LUV MY S13]

fah-q guys

[Bubbles]

Call it Fernando.

[ThatGuy]

Yeah, I think you're going a bit too offensive Busted.

[BustedS13]

Yeah, I think you're going a bit too offensive Busted.

yeah, i really don't see any of those in foot tall letters any time soon. "Berth" just got me going

i'm probably just going to call it SS Crappyboat.

[lflkajfj12123]

hahahahah mist carriage is awesome

[ThatGuy]

Fair enough.

"BAMF Boat" and then paint Bro-Stars all over it.
http://bouchercustoms.com/PIX/nautical_star.jpg

[BustedS13]

Fair enough.

"BAMF Boat" and then paint Bro-Stars all over it.
http://bouchercustoms.com/PIX/nautical_star.jpg

why not just "BROat" and i paint Ed Hardy graphics on it?

[ThatGuy]

That could work. Maybe "Douche Canoe"?

[Bubbles]

something that shows that some mid 20's assholes bought a 30 year old boat and enjoy dicking around.



This formula has so much success within it that it doesn't even need offensive lettering.




Does this boat have a steering wheel?

[BustedS13]

This formula has so much success within it that it doesn't even need offensive lettering.




Does this boat have a steering wheel?

she's got it all baby. 18 feet of torn upholstery and wooden steering wheel. i can't wait for the ford 302 to die and we just go floating down the river out of control.

[soreballz]

"Douche Canoe"?
Yeessssssss... Winner.

[flip3d]

How big is the boat? It doesn't matter how shitty it is, it's a vagina magnet.

I know back home in SFL, all the fresh-out-of-high-school girls go out on boats with all the 20-something dudes. My facebook update page is always seriously full of pics of a boat packed with half naked chicks and like 2 dudes that graduated 2 years before me.

[Bubbles]

wooden steering wheel


The way god intended.

[Felipe]

"ss nice wood"
"i sea wood"

[ESmorz]

Senor Wave Blaster

I don't know how to make a tilde.

[Helghast]

Sea Senor.

[alindeman1989]

the mistake
floating pos
1 huge cox

[cserrano86]

"I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one name I can think of... the most beautiful name in the whole world"
JENNY.

[apex]

"I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one name I can think of... the most beautiful name in the whole world"
JENNY.

"I love u jenny" good movie

[ryguy]

"I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one name I can think of... the most beautiful name in the whole world"
JENNY.

FUUUUUUUUUCK you beat me to it.

I like the BROat idea though with the nautical stars. A few cases of Natty Ice and youre good to go.

[xtheenderx]

"S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together."

[cserrano86]

"S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together."
LOL!!! Hell yeah...

[theicecreamdan]

The nina the pinta and the santa maria.

three owners, three names.

[murda-c]

Deidre.

Gwendolyn.

Maeve.

Nausicaa.


I like those names.

[smink]

Balls deep
Circle jerk

[Avante]

orient express

mighty joe young

tears of the sun


fog-horn leg-horn

[VROOOM]

name the boat -- it floats

[SochBAT]

ShitsWild.

[Bubbles]

Just paint this on the side:

My other boat is Chuck Norris.