Riceiest move ever?

[Gold240se]

R U ready for RICE! My friend has an 89 or 90 eclipse.  Base trim.  As we all know that has to be the slowest import in history.  So anyway, a couple of months ago he got a NOS decal put on his car.  Obviosly he doesn't have NOS.  So I ran into him last week and he asks me if I saw in his hatch yet.  His car is a POS so I would never do my eyes the horrible deed of looking at his car.  I humor him and say "no, tell me".  Bottom line is he bought some of the NOS fuel additive and mounted the empty bottle on his rear piller in plain view for every one to see.  All of my friends tried to tell him he was a knuckle-head, but he's a knuckle head and the bottle remains.  IDIOT!

[ca18guy]

That is awesome. I now know my next mod <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[groundzero]

get a picture of his car and post it on here...I would love to see that.

[Gold240se]

I will deffinately get a pic. up
btw ca18 your sence of humor kills me. &nbsp;I love it

[Zexel]

hahahaha that has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. &nbsp;well second. &nbsp;you have got to post a pic man!

[S13Grl]

Maybe, just maybe, one day I'll be as cool as him. Does he have a girlfriend? Does he have an extra bottle?

[Gold240se]

Thats the problem, I've tried to be as cool as him, I just can't do it!! (sob, sob, weep, weep)

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Gold240se on 3:36 pm on Oct. 17, 2001
Thats the problem, I've tried to be as cool as him, I just can't do it!! (sob, sob, weep, weep)
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There there buddy (patting you on the back) &nbsp;Just go buy a scuba tank, spray paint NOS on the side, and lay it in your trunk. You'll be the coolest ricer on the block.

[BlankFlip]

man, i didn't know that somebody else did that to their car <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[groundzero]

He's not the only funny guy who thinks their cool with their car... There used to be a guy that lived up the street from me, and he had the old Toyota Celica. &nbsp;He tried to put dual exhaust pipes that like twice the size of his bumper, and the exhaust pipes where different shapes...I wonder what he is up to now...

[BlankFlip]

probably talking w/ the eclipse &quot;nos&quot; guy about what they should both do as their next mod.

[S13Grl]

Is he single?

[Zexel]

haha, if I were you, I'd be embarrased to ride in the car!! &nbsp;#### it isn't even your car. &nbsp;I'd straight clown on the guy, but that's just me. &nbsp;seriously though, maybe I could duct tape a shoe box with NIKE on it, and consider it my intake?? &nbsp;anyone think of that yet. &nbsp;I'll be back in 10 minutes and tell you how the installation went!!

[rubbersidedown]

s13grl, you seem pretty eager to hook up w/ one of these guys. you think if i put a tank in the trunk of my '84 200sx i'd have a chance w/ you? ;-)

[drifterx]

rubbersidedown: i want S13grl, so i will top u... hahha... i will take out my back seats, put 3 big ass helium tanks (spray painted NOS ofcourse) and then put a couple of big tanks where the back seats used to be.... and make 1 custom valve the release the helium at my will.... and i will talk after inhaling the helium
=)

[vancouvers14]

what would be really funny is if the nos bottles are actually hooked up, and he smokes all the ppl who are laughing at him, at takes their money at the same time.

thats assuming he thinks like me, cause i'd definitely pull that scam....

[Gold240se]

IF and I mean IF he actually did run NOS every one would still be laughing cuz his engine would crap the bed once he even thought about flipping the switch. &nbsp;I would understand if his car was in half decent shape. But it's a POS. &nbsp;Maybe I didn'tmake myself clear, the &quot;NOS&quot; bottle and some cherrybomb fake ass muffler, not cat back, r his only mods. &nbsp;Aside from some hub-caps. &nbsp;Yes hub-caps. &nbsp;His parents bought him some. &nbsp;The funny thing is he has money, for some reason he doesn't know how to spend it. &nbsp;I guess I should say he doesn't know how to spend his parents money. &nbsp;WHAT A WASTE!

[Gold240se]

P.S. He doesn't think.

[Gold240se]

(Sorry to keep posting) &nbsp;A sleeper is one thing, but a laugher....come on.

[S13Grl]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from drifterx on 10:30 am on Oct. 18, 2001
rubbersidedown: i want S13grl, so i will top u... hahha... i will take out my back seats, put 3 big ass helium tanks (spray painted NOS ofcourse) and then put a couple of big tanks where the back seats used to be.... and make 1 custom valve the release the helium at my will.... and i will talk after inhaling the helium
=)

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I don't know, both of you guys have some ideas, but you haven't done anything about it. I wanna see some action!!!

[Gold240se]

I'll give you some action. hehe

[S13Grl]

Now, really? Ô¿Ô

[drifterx]

i'll work on getting my tanks in next weekend

[rubbersidedown]

I bet my 200sx could whoop his eclipse. busted injectors and all! i've even got rims :-) lol they're stock pieces of shit but still better than hub caps.

hmmm i think i can contribute to this talk about idiots forum @ the nissan dealer i work @ there was a kid who worked there. had a 91 non v tech integra gs i beleive which i think is 140hp. i have a 90 240 which i didnt have @ the time but i hve a b14 sr20de sentra. which he thought he could beat. he would always say how he would beat mustangs camaros and all these cars. he had about 6 pairs of foglights on there green reverse lights (looked like a christmas tree when he reversed and braked) he told me once heis car gets 15.3 in 310 of a mile. i asked how he clocked that? he said his friend had a stop watch and he looked @ his trip odometer.

now! his dork buddy works with us he had a escort gt which he said had turbo on it ran stock 15.8's with a turbo and he was sayin he could beat se-r's (not after i wold him a stock se-r runs low 15's &nbsp;non turbo) he also had about 6 pairs of fog lights.

he put nos stickers all over his car and he said &quot;i put them on there cause everyone wants to race me&quot;

he also said he beats stangs and cameros v8's etc

now he has a probe which he said he was going 140mph. (with a speedlimiter)

but it was funny he was trying to cut his rotors and put the brake lathe on as if he was cutting drums ***screeechhhhhhhhhhh*** thats all you heard put about a good 3 mm groove in his rotors funny shit.

sorry i dragged on but they are idots

i think hes gonna be quitin and another dork oof his is appling i'll update you all.

#### lube techs!

and no s13girl you cant date em if you did i would burn your 240. sorry

[misnomer]

ferget alla this NOS tank shit. How can you have sex in the hatch of an s13 with a bigass useless tank in your way!? Don't argue going outside, it's rapidly becoming wintertime <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>