do not want! @ 3 am.

[brndck]

i work nights so i'm up all night. i had tonight off and went out to my car @ 3am to grab my ipod and when i walked back into my room i saw this motherfucker, just chilling in the doorway of my room talkin shit.

so i grabbed a plastic bag and tossed that fucker up on the counter under glass.

he and i are not friends.

he goes outside and best catch the next bus to anywhere but here.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/brndck/spider/DSC_0019.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/brndck/spider/DSC_0021.jpg

[Krusty_s13]

lol at post.
what kind of spider is that?

[Felipe]

lol i 2 work night.

lmao @ it talking shit!

theres prob. 100,000 of difrent nasty one here at work.

(hint: its a huge wearhouse)

[Felipe]

blow smoke in it like Keanu Reeves in Constantine.... lol

[GSXRJJordan]

At first, I thought that was a pint glass. I just about jumped outta my skin.

Then I saw it was a shot glass, and think you're a bitch. :keke:

Lol I'd stomp that shit dead SOOOOO fast if I saw that in my house.

[n_my_coupe]

i work under mobile and manufactured homes every day and man let me tell YOU i have seen some scary creatures....and i crawl as fast as possible away from them...cause yes im a scardy pants....

[brndck]

At first, I thought that was a pint glass. I just about jumped outta my skin.

Then I saw it was a shot glass, and think you're a bitch. :keke:

Lol I'd stomp that shit dead SOOOOO fast if I saw that in my house.

dude it IS a pint glass.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/brndck/spider/DSC_0019.jpg

[GSXRJJordan]

dude it IS a pint glass.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/brndck/spider/DSC_0019.jpg

NOO WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

Ok, I'm back to being freaked the FUCK out. Lol. That's wild.

I commend your self control - I'd have probably shot at that thing with my .40S&W before I thought to save it for pictures/posterity. That's a large muthurfuggin arachnid.

[Felipe]

go find another one and make them fight!

[brndck]

rofl/\/\/\ fuck dog fighting, i'ma start ultimate arachnid battle.

who wants some? dana white, eat my ass.

[Felipe]

rofl/\/\/\ fuck dog fighting, i'ma start ultimate arachnid battle.

who wants some? dana white, eat my ass.

lol fuck spiderman vs venom...

http://buglady.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/spider.jpg

[Bubbles]

I stay up pretty much all night and every single night it never fails a spider comes running into my room.

The difference is, I kill every single one of those fuckers.

[ESmorz]

I kill every spider with gratuitous amounts of fire, and I leave there corpses around for all their brethren and brood to witness.

[VROOOM]

go find another one and make them fight!

me and my friends used to do that. we had a Black Widow named Dahlia. she lived for 2 years and never lost a fight. we threw everything in her jar and she always won. im not sure if she could have taken that big ass spider though.

[ThatGuy]

http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6978/heteropodazz279f2657qv6.jpg

[iHeartTheTouge]

^ i pooped my pants.

[VROOOM]

do you guys remember this site. i think it was posted up here a few years ago.

Japanese Bug Fights .com (http://www.japanesebugfights.com/10.htm)

[slider2828]

That bee is sick!!! That malaysian bee thingy, hella crazy, but the desert scorpion in round 2 took it out like a mofo..... lol

Tight ass site

[I LUV MY S13]

At first, I thought that was a pint glass. I just about jumped outta my skin.

Then I saw it was a shot glass, and think you're a bitch. :keke:

Lol I'd stomp that shit dead SOOOOO fast if I saw that in my house.

haha me too..i thought that was a big glass i was like wtf big ass spider..but its a shot glass

[allntrlundrgrnd]

Fuck that noise.

I think spiders are the only thing that really actually scare me. If i saw that on my keyboard thatguy posted i would prob scream like a little bitch.

edit: ^you cant read, that is a pint glass he said. look at the clotheshanger next to it

[driven_]

i felt shivers go through my spine as i watched ONE of those videos.

[SUPERSTAR]

OP is just a scary ass mofo.

[GSXRJJordan]

That bee is sick!!! That malaysian bee thingy, hella crazy, but the desert scorpion in round 2 took it out like a mofo..... lol

Tight ass site

I can't believe that bee got served!! I can only watch a couple of those things at a time, I get kinda freakd out lol.

[MrMcgarrett]

Look before you wipe!:bite:
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/MrMcgarrett/orly5-2.jpg

[shane_lxi]

That's sick. We get spiders about that size up here too, but that one scares the shit out of me. I seriously just pooped.

That thing must be about 3" across :(

[Felipe]

baby camel spider

[aoiken3]

im normally not affected by spiders but that one ^ made me think twice

[slider2828]

I can't believe that bee got served!! I can only watch a couple of those things at a time, I get kinda freakd out lol.

Yeah I know what you mean, buuuttt I try to view it as methora vs. milipede vs. balh blah... hahahah

[BustedS13]

i found this guy in a drawer in my kitchen one day. you do not have these in California, and for this reason, you are quite fortunate. it is a brown recluse.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg

[Felipe]

look at the legs on that sucker

[gotta240]

i found this guy in a drawer in my kitchen one day. you do not have these in California, and for this reason, you are quite fortunate. it is a brown recluse.





Pretty sure we do have those in california. Not 100%, but fairly sure.

[RBPowerSilvia]

I HATE SPIDERS!!! too many legs lol

[BustedS13]

Pretty sure we do have those in california. Not 100%, but fairly sure.

nope. just the midwest down to the gulf. lucky you, right?

UCR Entomology Brown Recluse Myth (http://spiders.ucr.edu/myth.html)

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/DOJvol5num2/special/map.gif


you may or may not have to deal with hobo spiders, though. and black widows in socal. we have those too, which is awesome. my parents have a shed of black widows and a house of brown recluses. BITCHIN'.

[ThatGuy]

That map isn't accurate. We have plenty of Brown Recluse here in NC, as well as Black Widows, and many other poisonous pests.

[Flicktitty]

That map isn't accurate. We have plenty of Brown Recluse here in NC, as well as Black Widows, and many other poisonous pests.
X2, we got those Brown Recluse spiders here. FUCK THOSE! :fawk2:

[PHeller]

Yeah I know what you mean, buuuttt I try to view it as methora vs. milipede vs. balh blah... hahahah

Those Japanese bugs fights are a little sickening to watch. I generally don't like watching any creature kill any creature for fun. If those battles happened by random chance in the wild, then so be it...but just for human entertainment...its questionable. But...considering the bugs are already dead and I won't be able to prevent them from dying...I'll watch anyway.

Anyway...the Giant Japanese Hornet has one big advantage over most of the competitors on the side...it attacks everything. Naturally those Hornets will instinctively kill anything that moves. Although the hornet's venom is extremely deadly in itself, it also has the mandibles that can rip apart smaller bugs pretty easily.

Pitting a bug like up again venom less mantises, spiders, and beetles is like putting a boxer up against a cop with a tazer. Not only that, but aside from the armor and strength, beetles don't really kill larger insect prey...so other than protecting itself...it really doesn't like fight. Neither do mantises...

The Hornet will go nuts no matter what. It only knows full aggression. There is no off switch.

The only reason the scorpions and centipedes win is because they've got really wicked venom and all it takes is a single bite or sting for it to take whatever.

Some of the crawfish vs beetle and numerous other fights were laughable...I'm not sure even the Hornet could kill a crawfish yes they declared the beetle the winner...just because the crawfish/lobster/shrimp thing backed down.

[GSXRJJordan]

Pretty sure we do have those in california. Not 100%, but fairly sure.

We're not supposed to, but sometimes they get trucked in with vegetables and crap. I knew a restaurant manager that found one in the kitchen... he was worried he was gonna get fired if anyone knew that he "let" it come in with the supplies lol.

My Mom got bit by one in Virginia (was on a trip for work) and her ankle got so swollen like a watermelon, srsly. She slept for over 24hrs, had us all real scared. Now she just has really nasty spider veins down there lol.

[snappy]

I was at my cousin's house and we ended up passing out, we wake up about 2 hours later and my cousin has to blow his nose. When he blew he looked down and notice it was a black widow. soooooo nasty.

[handinpants]

unlike san diego, here in los angeles, the ants have not yet figured out how to get in my apartment,

[Felipe]

if they love you... they will lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PkvqLs4Gu2g/SCE97eQZHQI/AAAAAAAACFA/DzlX3n_9eiQ/s400/ants.jpg

[dj_hype]

fuck this thread. i shit my pants 8 times.

[Drink&Drift]

Do not want

[DRFTMIKE]

haha that bee looking thing got owned in round 2 lol

[west$lide]

i found this guy in a drawer in my kitchen one day. You do not have these in california, and for this reason, you are quite fortunate. It is a brown recluse.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg


thank god!!!! :(

[slow40sx]

omg i'm geekin so hard over the "chillin in the doorway talkin shit" hahahaha that shit is so weak

[krazyfil]

i found this guy in a drawer in my kitchen one day. you do not have these in California, and for this reason, you are quite fortunate. it is a brown recluse.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/hugepic.jpg


fortunate... maybe, one of my buddies was bit by one in a field exercise when i was stationed out in south carolina... half his arm looked like it was dead... i was like fuck this place haha

[Big_E-Dog]

isint that the spider that butes ya then it puts its venom inside and it starts to eat your flesh out??

if so then we have those in cali in daygo and lakeside, use to do tree work and heard tons of stories about those mofos kickin it in palm trees....

[zaquanh]

isint that the spider that butes ya then it puts its venom inside and it starts to eat your flesh out??

if so then we have those in cali in daygo and lakeside, use to do tree work and heard tons of stories about those mofos kickin it in palm trees....
do you have dictionaries in cali too?

[240tuned91]

this fing thread maybe me just look around my room and very uncomfortable i hate spiders.

[Sl3KA]

There are only a few spiders I'm afraid of... which the brown recluse and the camel spider. I got 2 bites on the back and one on my right butt cheek this week... SOB oh well... here's a pic from Negishi Japan. ENJOY!

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j0j8z7.jpg

[ThatGuy]

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/897000/897211_8d3b.jpg

[HYPNOTIK]

Fuck spiders, I scream like a bitch and have the wife kill them for me. The fuckers are after me, they hang out in my bathroom. The other day I got in my car right after dark and I was about halfway across base when a fucking softball size spiders comes running across my hood, I flipped the fuck out and tried to roll up the windows as fast as I could but my hands were shaking. I got them up and the fucker stopped right in the middle of my windshield and just stared at me. The only thing I could think to do was hit him with the windshield wipers and knock him off. I was fucking scared shitless, I HATE SPIDERS!