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KDL323
04-20-2009, 05:06 PM
Being my senior year, i've decided to go to prom. It'll be held at Erharts in San Pedro. I've never heard of it. But people said its good. Just trying to get some ideas. Thanks for looking and help in advance.

What are your stories? How did you guys ask your date to prom?

ANVIL
04-20-2009, 05:09 PM
"hey u want to go to the prom with me?"

CrimsonRockett
04-20-2009, 05:11 PM
"Hey bitch, so we going or what?"

Haha, jk.

I didn't even go.

:D

Taniguchi_Is_#1
04-20-2009, 05:12 PM
I saved my money for car parts and cigarettes.

WERDdabuilder
04-20-2009, 05:25 PM
dont go, waste of money. wait for the after parties where you can get smashed and smashed some snatch.

coreansurfer
04-20-2009, 05:25 PM
"hey lets go to prom"

"ok!"

we both laughed- i thought we were joking

later on-

her friend:
"ludia is so excited to go to prom!"

"....yea im taking her to prom"

taking a 20 year old to prom as an 18 year old is pretty sweet

http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL565/3467002/7124983/117026595.jpg

Sileighty_85
04-20-2009, 05:25 PM
I kidnapped her

kept her in a tiny room below my house shakled to the floor
mentally broke her down and made her play my games
and forced her to go to he prom with me


Just in case nobody knows it from "Prom Night"
Didnt finish watching too weird


Nah But I had a girl friend at the time so we just went
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i235/Neil_85/Misc/Prom.jpg

Second time I went (yes second time) Ex-Girl Friend asked me lol

My Second Prom Rocked

Got Shit faced while riding around in a Limo hit up the parties
and a couple other things :naughty:

SexPanda
04-20-2009, 05:29 PM
saved money for cigarettes and gas

But I did have a date. We mutually decided to skip prom and go do other things for cheaper. I did take her out to a nice dinner though, lol dressed up and everything.

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 05:31 PM
I was in a band and the girl I was asking always wanted to hear the new tracks on my ipod before we put them on the myspace.

So I recorded myself asking her and put it on my ipod and was like "Hey, we have a new song" she was like "let me listen!" and then she and all her friends went awwwwwwwwwwww.

That Prom sucked dick though. DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK until the after parties. Then we got dropped off at Denny's hammered at like 5am instead of going home... so having to walk two miles in a tux and those shoes shit faced was no fun.

dont go, waste of money. wait for the after parties where you can get smashed and smashed some snatch.

That's what I did Senior year. Split a 30 pack of PBR with my buddy and hit the after parties.

Edit: Also, do not take anyone you have no intention of doing. You will end up doing the "no pants dance" with someone else and drama will ensue.

Fucking High School...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/AvrilH8er13/meandvictoriaprom.jpg

KDL323
04-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Well skipping it is another option if i dont find a date by this week. If i dont than i guess i save money and still smash at after parties ha

Vatche
04-20-2009, 05:35 PM
wow phil you look so korean in that pic.

i hated my prom. it was with someone i didnt like. and she ended up ruining it for me. was expensive.

SuicidnS13
04-20-2009, 05:45 PM
Ha Ha I must have you guys all beat. I went to prom over 14 times in my lifetime. Its such an easy way to get laid. Pretty simple bro just simply ask the girl you want to take. But you have better have some back up plans incase your too ugly (or dorky) to take the one you want. Confidence is everything when it comes to women. Especially in highschool. Things like money and jobs dont really matter to them yet. Just muscles and a 6 pack along with a drivers liscence to get them away from their parents. Remember all the hot girls have assholes for boyfriends (cocky sons of biT#$$)

HungryHank
04-20-2009, 05:48 PM
Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries



FO FREE!

whyrun?
04-20-2009, 05:57 PM
haha never had a girlfriend around prom. it was too easy to get a couple girls in bed by the end of the night. i was a player in high school.

one prom i asked a chick while i was talking to 3 other chicks. wrong fuckin move on my part. i ened up pissing them all off, and went with none of them. picked a random girl in my class to go with.

i was always in it for the after parties. we had 200+ people from our school at the parties. went to a ritzey high school.

but yeah, if your not a player, just speak with confidence.

if you are a player, PICK THE RIGHT ONE or lose them all haha.

soreballz
04-20-2009, 06:12 PM
I didn't go to prom while in HS, but I went to two proms after graduating since my gf at the time was still in HS. She asked me, I guess.


Just walk up to the girl you wanna go with, pull out your cock, and say, "Hey, go to prom with me, and I'll put this in your butt."
The key is, you gotta say it with a giant shit eating grin on your face. She'll say yes.

WERDdabuilder
04-20-2009, 06:17 PM
That's what I did Senior year. Split a 30 pack of PBR with my buddy and hit the after parties.

Edit: Also, do not take anyone you have no intention of doing. You will end up doing the "no pants dance" with someone else and drama will ensue.


my brotha from another motha....

and yes, the only reason to go to prom is to get laid since that's all you want to do in HS. just use the whole "prom" thing to get in the panties. drink before/on the way to the dance. mix up the sluttiest drink you know.

or just take the easy route.....

roofie.

deolio
04-20-2009, 06:28 PM
jr. year a sophomore girl said, "if you take me to prom, i'll fuck you in the limo". senior year i asked her, "wanna top prom last year?"

WERDdabuilder
04-20-2009, 06:35 PM
pics/vids or it didn't happen...

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 06:37 PM
jr. year a sophomore girl said, "if you take me to prom, i'll fuck you in the limo". senior year i asked her, "wanna top prom last year?"

You two had your own limo?

Babbabababababababababababallin.

:tinhat:

BustedS13
04-20-2009, 06:40 PM
we used to trade cdr's back and forth a lot, introduced each other to a lot of good stuff. i wrote "wanna go to prom lol" on a Butthole Surfers album.

BustedS13
04-20-2009, 06:42 PM
You two had your own limo?

Babbabababababababababababallin.

:tinhat:

daaaamn son, i had to drive my half primer 240
set off a couple alarms in the garage with Movement in Still Life

duffman1278
04-20-2009, 06:45 PM
I just straight out asked.

Such a waste of money though.

deolio
04-20-2009, 06:48 PM
pics/vids or it didn't happen...
i wish...
You two had your own limo?

Babbabababababababababababallin.

before i had a 240 i had the money to afford things like that. the next year i got a 240 so we drove :(

lucky7
04-20-2009, 07:15 PM
"Miss Davis, will you go to prom with me?"

:keke:

nah, i had a gf from a diff school. we went to hers and mine. mine sucked (small catholic school), hers was pretty sweet. i'd post a pic from '01/'02, but it brings back bad memories. i havnt had a GF since.... (9/1/02) thats prob horribly pathetic, but its the truth. :D

soreballz
04-20-2009, 07:26 PM
i havnt had a GF since.... (9/1/02)
Lucky bastard.

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 07:33 PM
i think we're going to prom, right?

lol thats it

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v241/215/73/1149751591/n1149751591_31020381_4352.jpg

cool hair bro

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 07:38 PM
Yellow feeeeeeever

BustedS13
04-20-2009, 07:39 PM
*chopsticks*

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 07:40 PM
^ ^ ^ closet homosexuals

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 07:41 PM
Only for you

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 07:43 PM
*boner*

...

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 07:45 PM
*Double Boner*

Make sure you aren't a cliche douchequeen and have a scavenger hunt or puzzle type deal.

Those guys never get any poon.

4DOOR_LIFE
04-20-2009, 07:55 PM
"Hey babe, are we going to Prom this year?"

It wasnt too hard because we just got into a relationship. It also took place at City Hall in downtown San Francisco, which was dope since my dad lives in the city. we spent the weekend at my dads place. JIMMY UP

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a90/mz_lyssa/prom/promcopy.jpg

while everyone suffered in dress shoes or bare foot, we rocked vans all night. hahaha. for some reason we were 2 of 4 people to do so.lol. other 2 being my best friend and his gf.

flip3d
04-20-2009, 07:59 PM
http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/crazy-cabbie-caveman-dragging-woman-by-hair-in-hoboken.jpg

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 08:00 PM
*Double Boner*

Make sure you aren't a cliche douchequeen and have a scavenger hunt or puzzle type deal.

Those guys never get any poon.

you either blew my mind or i dont know what the fuck you just said

"Hey babe, are we going to Prom this year?"

It wasnt too hard because we just got into a relationship. It also took place at City Hall in downtown San Francisco, which was dope since my dad lives in the city. we spent the weekend at my dads place. JIMMY UP

while everyone suffered in dress shoes or bare foot, we rocked vans all night. hahaha. for some reason we were 2 of 4 people to do so.lol. other 2 being my best friend and his gf.

you call your women babe? woa man

you can only call women by the three b's and babe is not one of them

bitch, breezy, and badonkadonk

are the vans just an excuse for being too poor for some real mens shoes

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 08:02 PM
you either blew my mind or i dont know what the fuck you just said

The guys who make scavenger hunts leading to them asking the girl to prom. Or leaving puzzle pieces on their desks every period.

=

DOUCHEQUEENS

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 08:18 PM
oh yeah

my mind isn't right right now

those guys are douchequeens

i smacked the girl on the ass and said bitch we going to prom

KDL323
04-20-2009, 08:34 PM
hahaha, my cousins were thinking and since we all have hella tires, they thought, we should look for a place too do burn outs and what not and spell out prom haha!

ESmorz
04-20-2009, 08:44 PM
hahaha, my cousins were thinking and since we all have hella tires, they thought, we should look for a place too do burn outs and what not and spell out prom haha!

ok Vaughn Gittin

Bubbles
04-20-2009, 08:50 PM
Jr. year turned down an offer from this one chick because she wanted it to be more than prom and I was into a different girl, who I coincidentally hung out with at the after prom which ruled.

Sr. year went with a friend but I gave that dance floor a beating it won't soon forget.

I pulled out all the stops, sober.



High school memories.

ZilviaKid
04-20-2009, 09:31 PM
OP is obviously a shy, nerdy guy if hes asking ways to ask a girl to prom.

Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+ask+a+girl+to+prom)

there...

Vision Garage
04-20-2009, 09:34 PM
Its easy!

Hey baby, you taking me to prom or what!?

If she says yes, SCORE. You got a free ticket.
If she says NO. Ask the girl next to her.

The more bullets you shoot the higher chances of hitting right?

CusCo_S14
04-20-2009, 09:41 PM
[quote=Sileighty_85;2759681]I kidnapped her

kept her in a tiny room below my house shakled to the floor
mentally broke her down and made her play my games
and forced her to go to he prom with me


Just in case nobody knows it from "Prom Night"
Didnt finish watching too weird


so we can start calling u OTIS then
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unlegendary
04-20-2009, 09:50 PM
i remember my date asked me to prom cause she thought i was going to ask someone else. i wasn't going to ask anyone though, i just want a non troublesome life, how did i get into cars? how'd i end up at prom? lol.

if i did try to ask someone out to prom, it would have been like asking for a dance at the club. It's a numbers game, gotta use my observational skills, a bit of humor, and a bit of alcohol would help too but definitely not required haha.

edit: prom is just another opportunity to get laid. i remember i saw a girl under this table with covers and this guy was sitting at that table. the girl got out and i saw cum on her hair.. honestly i could go on lol. SDSU Standards yo!

CusCo_S14
04-20-2009, 09:59 PM
man its real simple
you: hey girl would u like to go to prom w/ me?
Girl: yeah sure sounds fun.

if that dont work pimp slap her and tell her she should b ready by 8 cuz ur picking her up.


that should do the trick:rawk::rawk::rawk:

lflkajfj12123
04-20-2009, 10:04 PM
ok Vaughn Gittin

vaughn is cooler than that sap

Matej
04-20-2009, 10:07 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

90hatchie
04-20-2009, 10:11 PM
diddnt go to either
gf at time of jr prom told me its just a waste of money when we can just have fun in her bed for free
i agreed and did the nasty
sr year
we were thinking about going but ended up doing it at jones beach

325irollin
04-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Didn't go because I hate dances and I hated High School.

shade
04-20-2009, 10:27 PM
Me and my girlfriend have actually been together for almost four years now, during and after highschool. I could've just simply asked her but I did the whole balloons, confetti and colorful poster paper asking her to prom thing with most of the work done by female friends. She opens the hatch, balloons fly, sees the sparkly confetti and reads the poster, and of course said yes. Pretty sick prom, we had it on the rooftop(if you can call it that) at some multistory building in downtown SD then to my place(one of the granrents' empty houses) afterwards.

Yes, I know. Pretty gay but that's what happened.

palmdale_mob
04-20-2009, 10:34 PM
What I said went something like this

Me "Hey are you going to the prom with anybody?"

Her "Yeah I'm going with Danny but just as a friend thing"

Me " Well tell him you can't anymore cuz you're gonna come with me"

And that was that

4DOOR_LIFE
04-20-2009, 10:35 PM
yeah i hated all the high school dances and what not. but that was the only one i actually wanted to go to.

coreansurfer
04-20-2009, 10:47 PM
wow phil you look so korean in that pic.

i hated my prom. it was with someone i didnt like. and she ended up ruining it for me. was expensive.

sometimes coreans look corean.

YoungGun
04-20-2009, 10:58 PM
Hopefully you know her or are her friend already.

If so it's easy, you just ask her when you guys are away from others, or you can just ask in front of people but whatevs.

I dropped my prom date off and then picked up another girl to go to the afterparty with, I was pimpin in highschool what happened to me?

WERDdabuilder
04-20-2009, 11:22 PM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

the best response in this thread.

QFT.

KA-Kait
04-20-2009, 11:42 PM
Asked to prom? can i post a story of a guy asking me?! Alright *cracks knuckles*

So at the time i was on the board of directors for Camp Fire USA's national council. so basically what happens is twice/three times a year we get dragged out of our hometowns, taken somewhere in the USA, put in a hotel for a week and we go to conventions and crap. there was this guy who really liked me on the board, and i... kind of dug him back. Well like three months before prom I went to a convention. ended up talking about it there in the hotel room at one of the parties. well after he'd drank his courage, he asked me. Keep in mind I live in Cali and he lives in Washington D.C.

guy flew across the U.S. to take me to my prom. haha, I felt special thats for sure.... yeah, lame story now that i type it out...sorry guys.

karl wasabi
04-20-2009, 11:53 PM
I made a giant poster the size of my car that said PROM??? in a bunch of different colors and shit, and had balloons tied to it. Then I drove up her street with that big ass poster on the side of my car. Her room faces the street so I called her and told her to look outside her window. And then she came running down and said yes. =)

ZenkiKid
04-21-2009, 12:22 AM
I just went up to my girl and said.. AYE! and that was it we went.

My prom sucked ass, so did the afterparty/hotel thing.

I10cruiser
04-21-2009, 12:57 AM
do we have to go? arg ok :* hehehhe

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 12:59 AM
Asked to prom? can i post a story of a guy asking me?! Alright *cracks knuckles*

So at the time i was on the board of directors for Camp Fire USA's national council. so basically what happens is twice/three times a year we get dragged out of our hometowns, taken somewhere in the USA, put in a hotel for a week and we go to conventions and crap. there was this guy who really liked me on the board, and i... kind of dug him back. Well like three months before prom I went to a convention. ended up talking about it there in the hotel room at one of the parties. well after he'd drank his courage, he asked me. Keep in mind I live in Cali and he lives in Washington D.C.

guy flew across the U.S. to take me to my prom. haha, I felt special thats for sure.... yeah, lame story now that i type it out...sorry guys.

So he at least got dome, right?

:eek2:

"Oh no he didn't"

:coolugh:

"Yes he did"

SochBAT
04-21-2009, 01:08 AM
"Okay, you can take me to prom! I'll be nice and show you the best night of your life. And I'm not talking about prom either."

Sadly, the sex part didn't pan out. She was too damn sheltered. She called her parents right after things were over, and the limo driver just dumped her home. At the after-prom hangout, I hit up my best friend's prom date. He was interested in his date's bestfriend, so his date was 100% fair game. I got touchy with her in the bathroom, and his gorilla ass comes knocking.

I punched him in the face on the drive home. Dick.

KA-Kait
04-21-2009, 01:31 AM
So he at least got dome, right?

:eek2:

"Oh no he didn't"

:coolugh:

"Yes he did"


haha he wishes! i actually did not put out for this guy. which ruined his trip im sure.... oh well. i still had a blast.

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 01:33 AM
haha he wishes! i actually did not put out for this guy. which ruined his trip im sure.... oh well. i still had a blast.

I can't imagine flying across country for a girl and not even getting dome.

Well... I can't imagine flying across country for a girl. Period.

Did the desperation smell stronger than the Walgreens cologne?

aoiken3
04-21-2009, 01:35 AM
i went to my junior one but not my senior because it was hella gay. funny thing is, i never get the chance to ask the chicks out cuz they keep asking me first. :D

BustedS13
04-21-2009, 02:54 AM
haha he wishes! i actually did not put out for this guy. which ruined his trip im sure.... oh well. i still had a blast.

if the dude has to do that much work, you need to be clear up front that he's not getting any brain
then he won't bother and everybody's better off

irax
04-21-2009, 03:05 AM
my prom sucked.... because no one ever gave me the best advice to being in highschool..

just don't give a fuck and just do it! 70% of your class mates wont amount to shit the first 10 years out.. so why fucking care? Just ask her to prom.. she says no? tell her fine I'll ask some one hotter than you and fucking walk away. Then ask another girl.. simple really.

OKR_240SX
04-21-2009, 03:09 AM
I went to one of my friends prom. We planned to go together in the beginning, then she started dating someone, they broke up 2 weeks before prom. She asked if I'd go with her, I felt bad for her so I said yea. I dont recommend doing that. But after she got all pissy and left me alone with her friends at the prom.. The night got awesome. Last thing I remember was waking up in a car in someones drive way. then walking inside to some guy asking who I was, then going out back, getting a beer and joint passed to me.

GSXRJJordan
04-21-2009, 03:26 AM
daaaamn son, i had to drive my half primer 240
set off a couple alarms in the garage with Movement in Still Life

BT!!!! Dude, it's totally possible that I listened to that CD on prom night, I played the SHIT out of it.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

LOVE it. Absolutely perfect.

Did the desperation smell stronger than the Walgreens cologne?

This describes SOOOOOOOOOO many prom nights so well.

I'll be the first to say, I didn't get laid on prom night, but that's because I'd spread myself too thin - not only did I take two chicks to prom, I tried to bang one of them and another chick - ended up getting trashed too early, then fell asleep on the drive home at like 6am, almost died, then tried to start up an after-afterparty when my Dad woke up and shut the whole thing down.

I think I slept for like 2 days after that.

Then I smashed chicks non-stop for about 5 years to make up for it.

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 03:39 AM
This describes SOOOOOOOOOO many prom nights so well.

Learn to quote.

:keke:

:love:

WERDdabuilder
04-21-2009, 03:50 AM
haha he wishes! i actually did not put out for this guy. which ruined his trip im sure.... oh well. i still had a blast.

you bitch.

if i ran this country this would be you..
http://www.indymedia.ie/cache/imagecache/local/attachments/apr2008/460_0___30_0_0_0_0_0_stoning.jpg

soreballz
04-21-2009, 03:59 AM
haha he wishes! i actually did not put out for this guy. which ruined his trip im sure.... oh well. i still had a blast.
That's fucked up. REALLY fucked up.

He flew across the fucking country, and you didn't even bob on his knob for a bit? EVIL!!!

SochBAT
04-21-2009, 04:07 AM
Kyle, will you be my prom date?

soreballz
04-21-2009, 04:08 AM
^Yes, Cheat! I've been waiting for you to ask me that for soooo long!!!11!!1!

SochBAT
04-21-2009, 04:11 AM
Just letting you know, I only do anal.

Don't even try that Just The Tip shit.

I'll break it with my insanely manly leg and ultra-insanely large clit.

And my exterior-mounted ovaries.

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 04:25 AM
just letting you know, i only do anal.

Don't even try that just the tip shit.

I'll break it with my insanely manly leg and ultra-insanely large clit.

And my exterior-mounted ovaries.


Vagina Battle Tank

GSXRJJordan
04-21-2009, 04:39 AM
You guys really need to go take a cold shower, and hit the sack.

Without each other.

Jesus, it got gay in here quick.

soreballz
04-21-2009, 04:51 AM
^Never hit the sack. Its very painful.

SochBAT
04-21-2009, 05:10 AM
^^

Especially if you're hitting it with your jaw.

Not fun.

longdy
04-21-2009, 06:00 AM
wow.. this is some gay shit happening here!

irax
04-21-2009, 06:06 AM
did it just get gay in here?

http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/weezy_babysm2.jpg

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 06:17 AM
http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/gay_buenos_aires.jpg

LeftNutOfGowd
04-21-2009, 08:18 AM
i didn't go to my prom

SochBAT
04-21-2009, 09:12 AM
Its only gay if you like it. So its cool.

-------------

Seriously, prom isn't worth it. Save the money other dopes shell out for the girls and shit, and buy car parts.

If you just want poon, just go to a damn afterparty.

DONE and DONE.

PS. The parts will keep you more satisfied longer than any girl will. Well, at that time in your life anyways.

1five10
04-21-2009, 09:25 AM
Just tell her that you are a "sure thing".

DALAZ_68
04-21-2009, 09:27 AM
i had a date lines up but ended going stag...whihc was fine...friends snuck alcohol in and we drank the whole night and morning away... got friendly with a few girls i knew but no score...i did get some dome though...oh well...

fucking the stuck up bitch from highschool 2 yrs later made it worth the wait...lol

iMAGE976
04-21-2009, 09:29 AM
Just ask her, the worse that could happen is she says "no"

thats when you tell her " Dunmb Gurl!" i didn't wanna go with you anyways. and then proceed to the next chick.

Good Luck...have fun and Jimmy up!

Bubbles
04-21-2009, 01:23 PM
Don't you wanna spend a bit of time in some place other than the kitchen?


Foolproof.

ayuaddict
04-21-2009, 03:03 PM
"excuse me, is your average skin reflectance read by spectrophotometer at A685?"

S14DB
04-21-2009, 03:12 PM
Just saw this on the news:
Kansas Teen Finds Prom Date On Craigslist - Kansas City News Story - KMBC Kansas City (http://www.kmbc.com/news/19232318/detail.html)

kevmeistah21
04-21-2009, 03:31 PM
"let's go."

irax
04-21-2009, 03:33 PM
http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/gay_buenos_aires.jpg

fuck i wish i was in a pool right now!

kOuKi MoNsTaRr
04-21-2009, 04:05 PM
" i guess i should take u since we're dating" lol

and now we're married

lflkajfj12123
04-21-2009, 04:49 PM
"excuse me, is your average skin reflectance read by spectrophotometer at A685?"

I really hate that I understand this...

MannylovesLian
04-21-2009, 08:03 PM
hahahaha really

DaPCWiz
04-21-2009, 08:56 PM
lol... funny story...

my buddy calls me up and he's like yo... I think one of my sister's friends wants to go to prom with you. I'm like ummm aight....

A couple hours later his little sister calls me up, and starts BSing with me for a while.
After talking for a while she gets nervous, stumbles with her words, and then asks me to the prom. Slightly surprised, I say yes and the call is over.

I call my buddy back and I'm like... if you knew it was your sister you didn't have to hide it... u could've just told me... His response was "YOU'RE GOING WITH MY SISTER?!?!" oh man. That shit was mad funny.

Slammed180
04-21-2009, 09:00 PM
lol... Funny story...

My buddy calls me up and he's like yo... I think one of my sister's friends wants to go to prom with you. I'm like ummm aight....

A couple hours later his little sister calls me up, and starts bsing with me for a while.
After talking for a while she gets nervous, stumbles with her words, and then asks me to the prom. Slightly surprised, i say yes and the call is over.

I call my buddy back and i'm like... If you knew it was your sister you didn't have to hide it... U could've just told me... His response was "you're going with my sister?!?!" oh man. That shit was mad funny.
* poof *

ESmorz
04-21-2009, 09:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/mechriot/9ee6a59b.gif

Bubbles
04-22-2009, 12:36 AM
A couple hours later his little sister calls me up



This is the stuff legends are made of.

gunmetalr32
04-22-2009, 12:49 AM
i took her out on a cold night, i offered her my jacket as she put her hand in the pocket she pulled out a fortune cookie.. i told her to open it and tell me what it says... so she cracked it open and looked at me in the eyes and as her eyes got watery she said "yes" ..... as the fortune cookie said "will you go to prom with me" ......... i was so nervous... at school the next day everyone was talking about it and all the girls in all my classes were telling me how sweet it was...

YoungGun
04-22-2009, 12:55 AM
I call bs.

there's no possible way to get a message in a fortune cookie unless you get it from a restaurant.

gunmetalr32
04-22-2009, 12:59 AM
i typed it out and put it in with tweezers... no lie ... i bought like 15 cookies until i found one with a big enough gap ... it was easier than you think...

ESmorz
04-22-2009, 01:01 AM
I call bs.

there's no possible way to get a message in a fortune cookie unless you get it from a restaurant.

I have heard of plenty of people doing this.

There are also places that can do it for you, and make it look professional or make a giant fortune cookie with a scroll inside.

YoungGun
04-22-2009, 01:07 AM
I was semi joking, but props, I think girls go crazy over that kinda stuff.

gunmetalr32
04-22-2009, 01:12 AM
fuck yeah they do ....

Teddy
04-22-2009, 01:16 AM
I think I'm gonna bring a boom box into her class and start stripping until I get to my under wear which will say "Prom?" on them.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

gunmetalr32
04-22-2009, 01:18 AM
my friend wrote "prom?" on his ass and texted her the picture ... it was funny as hell....

BustedS13
04-22-2009, 01:31 AM
i wrote my name in blood on her windshield two years later when we broke up
wait what is this thread about

ayuaddict
04-22-2009, 03:04 AM
I really hate that I understand this...

haha i had to wikipedia that shit.

flip3d
04-22-2009, 04:04 AM
you white?

neverrain
04-22-2009, 04:25 AM
This wasn't my prom, but it could be yours. Just remember that.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm159/DTC-SUPERSTAR/image00222.jpg

isn't prison supposed to be 'correcting' them?

irax
04-22-2009, 05:02 AM
This wasn't my prom, but it could be yours. Just remember that.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm159/DTC-SUPERSTAR/image00222.jpg

isn't prison supposed to be 'correcting' them?

so.... your saying that all mexican males with shaved heads and mustaches are criminals that belong in prison?????

mishimoto
04-22-2009, 08:48 AM
My girl at the time was pretty low maintenance but she liked little surprises, so I put a balloon in the trunk of my Si that had "PROM?" on it in stick on letters. I got to her house and made her to go out to my car to "get something out of the hatch for me." I spent $1.50 and she was smitten, lol.

98koukile
04-22-2009, 09:13 AM
I spent $1.50 and she was smitten, lol.

It's the thought that counts:p

I was with the girl next door, thought she had a bf the whole time, found out after she didn't. That was some lame bullshit hahaha

Phlip
04-22-2009, 09:14 AM
Broke up with Shannan as the time drew near, Tasha finds out and asks me if she could go in her place.
Tasha's mother -- uncomfortable with Tasha rushing in on what she saw as me on the rebound -- overrides the deal (fucking high school).
Tamika -- knowing nothing about Shannan or Tasha -- asks if she could go... Tamika and I would up hanging out for a little while after as well, never quite a "girlfriend," but fun times were had.

Damn 1997 was a long time ago.

zenki.life
04-22-2009, 11:46 AM
i wrote my name in blood on her windshield two years later when we broke up
wait what is this thread about

hahahahahaha

Fonix36
04-22-2009, 11:51 AM
tHIS IS WHAT I DID...
buy some roses....
then get a nice ass card if you can make it even better..
write something nice ass fuck on the card and put the tickets in there and at the bottom put will accompany me to prom..
then she will be so wet that you went through so much trouble asking her she will give it up on prom night.

xtreme_s14
04-22-2009, 11:55 AM
I think I'm gonna bring a boom box into the class and start stripping until I get to my under wear which will say "Prom?" on them.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Monday/Wednesday 9am-10:55am Human Sexuality
Tuesday/Thursday 8am-12pm Chemistry

I go to Cypress College. I'll be waiting Teddy!

Fonix36
04-22-2009, 12:06 PM
^^^^ Ha hahahaha that better then my idea

Phlip
04-22-2009, 12:14 PM
To the OP:
Skip the fucking formalities, pick up a street walker on the way to the prom and tell her you're taking her on a "date"

It would make her hooker life, I promise.

wynnEZ
04-22-2009, 12:32 PM
Actually she asked me to prom so I was golden.

ramblux
04-22-2009, 12:35 PM
tHIS IS WHAT I DID...
buy some roses....
then get a nice ass card if you can make it even better..
write something nice ass fuck on the card and put the tickets in there and at the bottom put will accompany me to prom..
then she will be so wet that you went through so much trouble asking her she will give it up on prom night.

Maybe not that part so much.

neverrain
04-22-2009, 01:12 PM
so.... your saying that all mexican males with shaved heads and mustaches are criminals that belong in prison?????

Why do you assume they are Mexican?

I'm saying they are probably gay because of jail. I used to know a dude who was exactly the same. Thug, shaved head, big dickies, who was gay because he was in jail for so long.

BoostSlideWayz
04-22-2009, 03:21 PM
"Hey, Are you going to Prom?....." "Yes" " Do you have some one to go with ??" "no" "think maybe we can go together?" Then shell be like.. OMG im gonna do everything you want me too

napaKAliboog
04-23-2009, 01:10 AM
prom is fucking gay (it was at griffith park ahahahah since i went to belmont, LA) so i didn't go... instead i went to ohau! then pinas!

goldee240
04-23-2009, 10:43 PM
with this http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/nkH22a/l_5aa266ef4dfa39e7c980c5253f6a08c1.jpg
if you can find someone with a special printer that can do this
its pretty cool cheap and easy


glwp LOL

irax
04-24-2009, 12:33 AM
Why do you assume they are Mexican?
clearly they are not asian
they are not african or african american or african mixed
they are not anglosaxan white caccasion wasps
they MIGHT be pacific islanders but they would look a little more asianish

So that rules out everything but Hispanic or Latino

ESmorz
04-24-2009, 12:39 AM
I think he is saying they could be Guatemalan or Honduran or some shit.

gotspins13
04-24-2009, 01:37 AM
haha if you have to get ideas from someone else on a website,
your not too creative or got game as some would say