Not The Dude!

[cleantune]

[Today at about 3:00pm]
I got a crazy story for you guys n girls. So I was on my way to the grocery store (going kind of fast) when I noticed a cop pull out about two car lengths behind me. No lights, but he followed me into the grocery store parking lot and parked facing me, but about a row away from where I parked. I went in to the store and after a little while I looked out the window and he was STILL there! I thought if he is going to pull me over, I should just get it over with. So I went outside and got into the car and left. He didnt follow me!

After I got back to my appartment complex I saw a cop car in the parking lot and our residential advisor was taking to him. I asked the people standing out side what had happened and they didnt know. I went into the main office and when I came out the RA was there with some of the people I was talking to. I asked if she knew what was going on.

She told me they were looking for ME! I was thinking good joke, but she said they were looking for a guy wearing blue jeans, a grey shirt with a logo, longer hair and about 5'7" and kind of skinny (my description). I ended up walking over to the cop with my ID. He checked it and said that they changed the description to a guy with tats and short hair.

It turns out the suspect had just got off probation and he went and stole a car and then committed a few felonies in the car and ditched the car near the appartment complex that I am staying at. There were mad cop cars and a chopper, but they didnt catch him yet.
Haha, one crazy day.

[Bubbles]

Give me back my 2 minutes.


Seriously.



This is why I usually don't read these.



Never start out saying something is crazy unless you can deliver the goods.

[iROYAL]

no pictures equal failure

[xtheenderx]

Give me back my 2 minutes.


Seriously.



This is why I usually don't read these.



Never start out saying something is crazy unless you can deliver the goods.

i want mine back too. i couldve been discovering the cure for cancer within those 2mins.:down:

[greygoose]

same here..i wanna refund my 2 min.. story sucks! and specially no pic = fail

[karl wasabi]

Give me back my 2 minutes.


Seriously.



This is why I usually don't read these.



Never start out saying something is crazy unless you can deliver the goods.

Good thing I saw this before attempting to read this. hahaa.

[greygoose]

Give me back my 2 minutes.


Seriously.



This is why I usually don't read these.



Never start out saying something is crazy unless you can deliver the goods.

but u ending up reading it lol

[Helghast]

TL : DR

Cliff notes?

[lflkajfj12123]

COPS FOLLOW HIM

COPS DONT WANT HIM

COPS DONT FIND GUY THEY WANT

REFUND MY 2 MINS

I HAVE PAYPAL

k

[iROYAL]

LOL paypal ready.




checkmate.

[theicecreamdan]

Give me back my 2 minutes.


Seriously.



This is why I usually don't read these.



Never start out saying something is crazy unless you can deliver the goods.

You're sitting at a computer, on zilvia, in the off-topic section, and you think you're even remotely qualified to apply value to your time?

Facepalm apply directly to the forehead!
Facepalm apply directly to the forehead!
Facepalm apply directly to the forehead!

[FRpilot]

You're sitting at a computer, on zilvia, in the off-topic section, and you think you're even remotely qualified to apply value to your time?

:werd: exactly what i was thinking

[Bubbles]

Sorry fellas, 5-2.

I win.

[Leetheslacker]

i was expecting this to be something about the big lebowski.

i am thoroughly disappointed.

[drift freaq]

i was expecting this to be something about the big lebowski.

i am thoroughly disappointed.

LOL this is what went through my head too.

[theronin]

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251d2769549d0109810ca2e0000c-320pi

i'm the dude man.

[cleantune]

Sorry guys...
I REALLY let you down.
:naw:
no more boring stories, my bad
-

[theicecreamdan]

Keep them coming dude, I've got TONS of minutes to waste. I've even got rollover minutes specifically for wasting.

[GSXRJJordan]

The license plate to my dad's Z06 is [06 DUDE]... and my license plate on my CBR929RR was [929 DUDE].

So you're obviously not the dude.

[luckvx]

it only took 1 min to read it

[soreballz]

i was expecting this to be something about the big lebowski.

i am thoroughly disappointed.

LOL this is what went through my head too.

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251d2769549d0109810ca2e0000c-320pi

i'm the dude man.
I'm with these guys. Such a let down...

The license plate to my dad's Z06 is [06 DUDE]... and my license plate on my CBR929RR was [929 DUDE].

So you're obviously not the dude.
OT: I saw a VW [new] Beetle today with a plate that said "FAT GERL". I rofl'd.

[aoiken3]

wow dude.......... your life is full of surprises............and cops following you............and such...........

[ayuaddict]

i didnt think it was that bad.

seen WAY worse off topic threads.

[cleantune]

...It happened in Amish country, in a location that is just a college and farm land (no a city just a small pretty out-dated town), but still totally unacceptable to post I guess

[soreballz]

It's not the thread itself. Its the fact that the story wasn't particularly well written or interesting.

PLUS, you used the term "The Dude" in the title, which was very misleading to those of us that are fans of The Big Lebowski.



That is all; carry on.

[ronmcdon]

need to get myself one of these

Dude Bobblehead
It’s Jeffrey ‘’The Dude’’ Lebowski, a.k.a. Dude, or His Dudeness, or, uhhh, duder or el duderino. Single, unemployed, and immortalized in resin, this exclusive Dude Bobblehead captures the likeness of ''the dude’’ at his casual best. Dressed in all manner of haphazard finery, the Dude imparts an aura of laziness and ease, beckoning to all that collect him, “The Dude abides. Let's go bowling.''

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://secure.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/cat06/00058451-572427.jpg&imgrefurl=https://secure.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php%3Fp%3D58451%26v%3Duniversal-studios_movie-merchandise_the-big-lebowski%26SESSID%3D51200405de38a27c160d53ebff5236 1e&usg=__wray4mQmbd4HXop19Q04I-E0Xx8=&h=700&w=700&sz=82&hl=en&start=12&um=1&tbnid=wtr3cOsEjIJTLM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522The%2BDude%2522%26hl%3Den%26sa%3 DN%26um%3D1

https://secure.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/cat06/00058451-572427.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o6Mppq7CwVc/RrdU9n4VwWI/AAAAAAAAAOY/hkFxeJUidzs/s400/Dude.jpg

[dOMEmE]

flame flame flame.....all there is on here.....wow...

[palmdale_mob]

^ Were you the one following him? :keke:

[theronin]

be better if the dude was holding a white russian.

[Bubbles]

that rug really tied the room together

[azndoc]

Thanks for the good read.

Keep it coming.