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Daniel
03-20-2003, 12:48 PM
I don't think this is specifically geared (NO PUN INTENDED muahahaha) towards 240-sx owners, since a z28 camero went for around 22k in it's last year, and a majority of 240-sx owners arent spending nearly that much. I don't know if it's true, I saw it posted at the supraforums and it's taken down now or i gota log in or something. Here is the original link:

http://www.supraforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96700

and the message is below. And oh yeah he shouldn't have dissed the skyline AND 350Z.


"Hi, I thought I would introduce myself by posting this story which occured recently involving a race I had with a BPU Supra.
I have wanted to join for a while now to share my disgust with this sorry fad in the automobile world.

I Drive a 6speed LS1SS 2001 Modifidified as follows:
Vortech 9lbs S/C
SlP headers, Y-Pipe and L/M catback
3.23 gears (not the 3.42stock gears)
1 1/2in lowering springs
Bilstiens
Bmr lower control arms
KVR drilled rotors w/kvr metalic pads
SFC /STB.

Flat out i hate all imports..my goal while racing them is to put them into a tree or cause them an accident..i've been successful 5 times..not bad for an *** like me.

My latest potential victim was found in an auto parts store..i was purchasing some wax at the time when i noticed what must have been either a 95-96 Supra, and no surprise a couple of spoiled eminem wannabee high school wusses were in it. The driver parked next to my car and snickered with his buddy as they came in the store. They bought octane booster..HAHA!

They were involed in a conversation concerning the prowress of his Supra a Bpu+ or ++ i'm not sure and they actually made derogatory comments about "that" Camaro. I remained aloof bought my goods and left but not far i waited at the exit of the store and when he left i fell in behind him...i saw him laugh in his rear view, then with a a roar and whoosh of black carbon he nailed it.

I flicked my wrist and dropped into 1rst and when I banged 2nd i was stuck to his bumber i quickly veered off to his left and was side by side we stayed that way until i shifted to 3rd ...and i was walking him very nicely and slowly veering into his lane nearly running him off the road he had to lock up due to a car pulling out onto the road and tucked in behind me about 3 cars back i slammed on my brakes then anailed it as he lost control swerving left then right overcompensating..i laughed my *** off . i banged a u turn he was stopped in the middle of the street facing the opposite way I pointed and laughed as I went by the other way..**** trendy little jagoff.

Now just for the record i know just how dangerous i am..iam always armed and usually ready for anythng and i never screw with domestic drivers i've raced many mustangs , camaros vettes, and even a few vipers and never dis them..but if you drive an import and mess with me you will get the horns..I should have wrote the story of the guy showing off in his 911 with his girl that ended in a nice median hit bending his rims and im sure causing suspension damage that was a stellar day

And the funny thing is i would have never started doing this until i saw the Fast and the Furious...
and the over inflated import egos like Mark Tozer from Suprastore.com and all the *** over at siforums as well as the rest of the import fools. Domestics are the future and we rule the street and strip.

Now before any of you attempt to flame me with comments regarding my actions as being morally reprehensible or just flat out dangerous in general just keep in mind that racing is dangerous period ..these import **** are the deserving kind I mean i was in the store with these guys and they are ragging on MY onyx black lowered chromed rimmed chromed exhausted car like it was junk..they got what they deserved.

i dont work alone a black cobra and a red vette are part of my import terror group we are all armed and have the motorrola hand held 2ways...we are tired of the import hate towards the the domestic group..and we ae part of a new breed. if your in my area you better respect the superior domestic clan or you'll face the wrath.

Remember, we are not a disgrace..we never bother domestic racers..we target the domestic hate mongers that proclaim japanese superiority and laugh and defile us while they support the economy of a country that truly thinks they're better than we are...they hate us..why not hate back and show them who really dominates?!

Now you are probably asking yourself, "why in the Hell does this guy hate imports so much" well allow me to explain a lot on why Import owners are laughed at on and off the track. I won't cover everything but you will have to tolerate the profanity as these points are the raw truth in final form(I am not going to bother censoring any more of my text).

The reason why 80% of all Domestic car owners hate Imports and Import vehicle owners is because you guys are incredibly ****ing gay and trendy. Like the soaring "Griswald" families with the station wagon in the late 80's, the soccor Moms with the lead foot with the minivans in the mid 90's, and the status-seeking jagoffs who think they're "rollin rollin" in those oversized SUV toliets.... the "Import Scene" is nothing but a trendy "happening in the automobile industry" that's fueled by a teenager's need to be flamboyant and accepted. Strongly started like ****ing everything else from Southern California and further advertised within that horribly gay movie with Vin Disel. It's cheap and it offers cheap thrills so why not get involved if you're a broke ass, trendy teenager living in suburbia. Problem is; the problem is, that with a cheap thrill you have jealously and envy. It's no wonder a lot of Import owners hate each other since 90% of you try to act so hard and knowledgeable that you consistantly play ****ing contests with 15 second turbo, 4 cylinder cars and talk about how you know about this 10 second Import whatever. You constantly endanger lives driving like a complete ****ing asshole just to make a statement or "have fun" and flee when someone comes to kick your ass for being gay and reckless.

The worst part.... too many of you talk ****. And to top it off, you actually believe your ****. With absolutely nothing to back it up with you ****ing morons bring up irrelevant numbers from magazines and what not and attempt to argue with domestic owners on every level. There's nothing like an Import owner arguing with someone in a bad ass Cobra pushing 600 bhp that he's a piece of **** because you get more hp per liter. You guys get shut down on every level of performance imaginable from domestics and yet you ****s still go on and on about stupid **** like how the new 350Z is going to eliminate the performance gap between domestics and imports. Are kidding me? That $34k piece of **** runs mid-14's and copies Porsche with it's ugly hatchback styling as much as the new CivicSI clones the Focus.

From your clothes to your hair cuts, you fake Linkin Park listening ****s are trendy and never would have gotten involved if it wasn't for that ****ty "street racing" program on MTV or that fake movie. That movie hurt the scene more than helped as hordes of you went out and instead of buying a low 13 second WS6/SS you bought a 15 second Eclipse GST thinking it was as fast and furious as it was faked in that flick.

Besides the jagoffs who ****ing bring up weights of cars and forced air induction kits, you got the idiots who delve deeper into the gay world of slow Imports and look over the seas. Trust me, there's nothing from VW's German engineers to Toyota's gay "Racing Developement" branch that has anything that can beat a simple 99' LS1 Camaro Z28 that costs under $30k or a 2002 LS6 Z06 under $80k. I'm sure they can as can any corporation with billions but who gives a f**kf**kf**kf**k.... you live in America you Skyline GT-R/supra groupie. It's not about "the fun of making it fast" because I ALWAYS see jagoffs acting like jagoffs in slow cars even after they get destroyed by a 3 second faster domestic. The joy of making something fast "motto" has been taken since most of you ****er's Import vehicles were just beginning initial production when sons and fathers were rebuilding Super Duty's and Mach1's in the garage.... no, you my Import friend...you're just trendy in an automobile "fad" that aims to please, but fails to deliver and you try to make up for the difference in attempts to disarm that guy in the faster domestic with "just for fun" taunts. We hate the majority of you ****s because you are a walking contradiction; that jagoff who hesitates in the middle of the ****ing road and causes an accident or keys your car because it's 5 seconds faster and corners like he wished the best Import would. You guys are followers and you are done, no matter how many superchargers or discontinued mistakes get remade." :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

DuffMan
03-20-2003, 12:56 PM
Yeah welcome to 2 weeks ago.

Foxcolt
03-20-2003, 01:04 PM
import envy....see it everyday:o

weirdstyles.net
03-20-2003, 01:10 PM
some one has a little tooooo much time on their hands....



talked about how agressive import drivers are, and how dangerous; whilst he is the one driving porsche 911's into a median and supras into the middle of a ****ing road.


hmmm...

Nissan240SX
03-20-2003, 01:11 PM
Well now that we now he has completely gone insane, Can those with intelligence come out and play.

(Flat out i hate all imports..my goal while racing them is to put them into a tree or cause them an accident..i've been successful 5 times..not bad for an *** like me. )

If you hate us so much then don't talk to us nor look at our vehicles. As well as you should have your license revoked for doing what you are doing. And If anyone lives in your area I would be for reporting you to the Police for Invectigation. So stick that up your LSI tailpipe.

revat619
03-20-2003, 01:13 PM
PURE STUPIDITY. He's out of his mind. He does have some points about CERTAIN domestic cars and CERTAIN import car owners, but as far as the 240 is concerned, i know the top drivers on this board would KICK HIS ASS on the track. Not drag racing, thats ridiculous; im talking about auto-x/drift/ etc. That guy's an idiot. He says domestics are better in every aspect of performance driving? I think not. What about the miata? On the track, that car would woop his heavy SS's ASS. There's so many other cars that would take him on the track, its not even funny. Moron.

Dang, where's Tnord when you need him :)

drifties151
03-20-2003, 01:21 PM
ummmm, whats a "JAGOFF"? :confused: on a more serious note, that is what you call a serious troll w/ no life. I guarantee that whole story is BS, just some freak who was molested by his redneck father (no offense to any rednecks on this board, you are all cool) when he was a child and is now taking it out on us. with that being said, whoever wrote this needs help, how can you get pleasure out of trying to kill somebody by running them off the road anyways? psyyycho. :rolleyes:
ps: for those of you who wonder how i came to the conclusion about the redneck part... who drives around armed?

jsr20det
03-20-2003, 01:49 PM
Im beginning to think that anyone who has an LS1 is a troll. This guy I know thinks he can beat ANY import because as he says "You dumbass, you have half the number of cylinders as I do, I'll kill you in any street anytime." The next day he was beat by a GSX.

Morale of story is LS1 drivers = ego boost to the infinite.

Bbandit
03-20-2003, 01:51 PM
he is a bit narrow minded to be my friend :)

Jeff240sx
03-20-2003, 01:52 PM
First, TNord isn't here.
Second, I don't know.. but it seems like you people are going to take out agression on the poster, when he simply copy-pasted that from SupraForums.
Finally.. "Who drives around armed?" Well.. if anyone ever does something like that to me, they had better be armed. I carry a knife for carjackers, and throwing knives / pins for anyone else. No guns for me, too much martial arts. But they had better have a gun...
-Jeff

Spuds
03-20-2003, 02:11 PM
If this really is true, you know eventually some one is going to get REALLY ****ed when it happens, and end up either A) Stalking him and destroying his car, B) Stalking him and kicking his ass, C) Stalking him and killing him, or D) The person hes going to wreck will be a cop/SWAT :D

If it is real, his ignorance is something to truely behold. I can't believe how much he contradicts himself either...

Mike

sykikchimp
03-20-2003, 02:23 PM
Obviously this guy has a SEVERE case of penis envy. lol

KiDyNomiTe
03-20-2003, 03:12 PM
Read like the first three paragrpaphs, stopped there.

Umm I don't care as much anymore if you hate imports or domestics, still think its silly (at least the reasons people give). But when you go out and make people crash, whatever he was talking about, that is when you deserve a swift kick in the balls, from anyone, car enthusiast or not.


Yeah welcome to 2 weeks ago.
more like 2 months ago

rewplayff
03-20-2003, 03:24 PM
that was a sad sad story. i've a heard of a similar story of a domestic harassing a little import. sad sad stuff. i need a tissue. that guy will have his punishment; from silvia, the god of little rwd imports. i think the guy who originally posted that is dead now. i heard is ego exploded

WhiteNissanS13
03-20-2003, 04:07 PM
im pretty sure these message board can track IP number, then they should report this to the police in whatever area he lives in, revoke his liscense, and impound the car. and then he'll go to court for like trying to kill someone by using his car. and then go to jail. HAHA and everyone lives happily ever after.

p.s. then somehow the guy mysteriously dies, or gets hit buy a train, bus, subway, tractor, or plaine or something.

Tuck&Poke
03-20-2003, 04:14 PM
thats exactly the kind of dick**** i wanna whore one day in my "little 4cyl". man if i were the kid in that supra i wouldnt have budged...let that ****er hit my car, ill sue his ass and after he loses i rally up the troops, get some luisville sluggers and do some body work to his car.

Bomix
03-20-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by DuffMan
Yeah welcome to 2 weeks ago.

LOL omg..soo true...

240Stilo
03-20-2003, 05:53 PM
I don't know if you guys read that far into it but he says he has a team of people like him. Now that's a crazy group of people. Maybe they'll all get struck by lightning pretty soon.....so i can take their cars, sell them, and make my car the monster it deserves to be.:D

96SEChick
03-20-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by jsr20det
Im beginning to think that anyone who has an LS1 is a troll. This guy I know thinks he can beat ANY import because as he says "You dumbass, you have half the number of cylinders as I do, I'll kill you in any street anytime." The next day he was beat by a GSX.

Morale of story is LS1 drivers = ego boost to the infinite.

Not anyone. I know quite a few LS1 owners that know many imports can beat them. My bf's one of them. He won't even try to race any of the modded Supra's or GSX's around here that reve at him in his WS6--cause he knows he'll probably lose. Almost everyone else in the club is the same way. Maybe it's just in your area. Don't assume.

Anubis
03-20-2003, 07:37 PM
what a "jagoff" HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :p

SilviaDriver
03-20-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Camaro owner
jagoff.

errr...

Originally posted by Camaro owner
MY onyx black lowered chromed rimmed chromed exhausted car

cHrOmE iS tIzYtE y0! wEz gOtZ tA hAb dA wHeELs kEeP SpInNiN AfTa wE sToP DaT sHyT bE MaDPhAt!!

Originally posted by Camaro owner
and we ae part of a new breed. if your in my area you better respect the superior domestic clan or you'll face the wrath.


HAHAHAHA!!! new breed? of wat!? juss making domestic owners look bad.

Originally posted by Camaro owner
Remember, we are not a disgrace..


sorry, i think u are for acting stupid on public roads.

Originally posted by Camaro owner
blah blah blah blah


:rolleyes:

Apparition
03-20-2003, 09:02 PM
Every "group" of specific car owners will have its fair share of ricers and idiots. A guy in town recently got an n1 catback and thinks he's the cat's meow now. I've recently heard, he's blown through 2 clutches in the last 4 months from pulling burnouts to impress people. Yes, this is sadly a 240sx owner. But for every "bad" guy, there are several good. Just gotta take what you get. Its unfortunate that whoever this guy was, to possibly take lives just over a car. I think it takes a bigger person to not respond to a rev when they know the situation isn't safe.

I've seen too many times on Highway 400, some camaro racing a honda accord. YES AN ACCORD. Cutting in and out of traffic. If anyone here drives highway 400 in ontario, knows how fast traffic is going, and how insanely busy it can be. Its retarded, and makes other lives at risk. Just respect your ride, and other's rides and you'll get that respect in return.

LoCo
03-20-2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by sykikchimp
Obviously this guy has a SEVERE case of penis envy. lol

LOL!!!!!!!! :D

Damn that was funny...

you know what they say though... whatever comes around goes around... idiot in the camaro will get his one day. What state was he from anyways?

KyoLo
03-21-2003, 01:04 AM
This guy sounds like he's from KKK.
Bad Karma, and he should be turned in over the police for the cause of "ACT OF STUPIDITY"

Daniel
03-23-2003, 08:36 PM
I was posting a thread i read somewhere else.. that's not me. Whoever thinks I have a LS1 camaro , i don't, i drive a 240sx. I just thought the thread the guy posted was amusing.

RedlineRacer
03-23-2003, 09:50 PM
The whole story that camaro driver said is why I dispise most domestic drivers. Here in the south, there are so many rednecks like that. The other night I was in a parking lot with some of my buddies just chatting and killing a few beers. This decent looking Celica rolled in (the 02 style). It was nice and clean and sounded actually very nice. One of the rednecks standing around me piped in saying "Ill RUN any car in this lot with my truck" (he had a Dodge Ram). He was trying to get the Celica driver to race him. Finally, the Celica driver pulled off and said he had someone to meet. The owner of the Dodge Ram said, "Yeah, I didn't say race, I said run. Anytime I race anyone now, I just run them off the road or into a ditch, because its not worth my time." This statement also came out of dumb poor ass redneck. I could spend hours talking about how much I hate mustangs and comaros.

Bbandit
03-23-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by SilviaDriver
cHrOmE iS tIzYtE y0! wEz gOtZ tA hAb dA wHeELs kEeP SpInNiN AfTa wE sToP DaT sHyT bE MaDPhAt!!


LMAO!!!
i dont exactly understand what it means but it sounds funny
LOL

RedlineRacer
03-23-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by SilviaDriver

cHrOmE iS tIzYtE y0! wEz gOtZ tA hAb dA wHeELs kEeP SpInNiN AfTa wE sToP DaT sHyT bE MaDPhAt!!


Spinning rims are kinda cool. I would personally never get them because I think they only look good on a escalade with 22's. Also, they just cost way too much.

Bliss
03-23-2003, 10:41 PM
Yeah, especially the really cheap ones. Those are really cool! The spinners don't even fit right! (Not from personal experience, we (the tire place i work at) put some on an explorer, but they were so cheap, the spinners didnt fit right.)

KEINsm
03-24-2003, 12:11 AM
What's chrome?:confused:
My wheels are polished forged aluminum.:rolleyes:

Daniel
03-27-2003, 01:19 PM
damn rednex

blaqsilvia
03-27-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Daniel
damn rednex

riiiiiiiiiiiiittteee :p

Stee Flo
03-27-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by KyoLo
This guy sounds like he's from KKK.

I was thinking the same thing. Its almost like an analogy.

BOOSTLOVER
03-27-2003, 05:01 PM
The fag probobly drives a z24 cavaller and calls it Bessy. whenever he goes out to his car he slides across the hood and jumps in through the window and plays with his mullet.

s13silady
03-27-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by BOOSTLOVER
The fag probobly drives a z24 cavaller and calls it Bessy. whenever he goes out to his car he slides across the hood and jumps in through the window and plays with his mullet.

plays with his mullet?? haha thats is hilarious..

as for this ***hole.. he will get whats coming to him...

i personally like domestics.. not all, but most...
but some domestic drivers wont even care because they are in that world of "haha my nuts are small but my car is big" state..
sad actually...a lot of domestic drivers are really cool people too.. and its sad to have one person (like this dumb***) ruin the reputation of many domestic enthusiests (i dont know if i spelled that right, thats how dousan spelled it so ima spell it like that):D

Zemus
03-28-2003, 01:54 PM
hah, wow i read like 4 lines, and i just laffed, what i bunch of crap. Lefts see a american v8 handle stock like a import car, and look at the price you pay. Im glad the 350z is hear, to kick some Muscle car ASS, supercharge or TT that sucker, and you will be eating v8s for breakfast, it will be GREAT!, cant freakig wait.

toddnappi
03-28-2003, 02:41 PM
that's why i dont drive fast i drive my import cause i like it for being slow.

AmherstSR20DET
03-28-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by SilviaDriver
cHrOmE iS tIzYtE y0! wEz gOtZ tA hAb dA wHeELs kEeP SpInNiN AfTa wE sToP DaT sHyT bE MaDPhAt!!
The "rims" are really chrome colered wheel covers he bought at walmart along with the chrome tips for his exhaust.

I think a fitting death for this guy would be getting run over multiple times by a Nissan march.
http://www.takakaira.com/aerokits/nismo/k11/1-1.jpg

gun
03-04-2006, 10:51 PM
Lol, this is so funny, i hope this guy noticed that he wasted like an hour of his life to write that, and people will just hate him with passion for it. he must be ugly as hellllllllll to have so much pent up fury

SoSideways
03-04-2006, 11:27 PM
Wow way to dig up a thread from 3 years ago...

Phlip
03-05-2006, 01:39 AM
Lol, this is so funny, i hope this guy noticed that he wasted like an hour of his life to write that, and people will just hate him with passion for it. he must be ugly as hellllllllll to have so much pent up fury
I have no idea what you may have been searching for to have found this thread, but I would advise you to READ the threads and make note of DATES before you bring a 3-year old thread back to life for nothing.