"office hot"

[BustedS13]

is the most annoying phenomenon in the world.

that's all

'nite

[azndoc]

wait wat?

weird

[Agamemnon]

My office is always hot. Atleast in the spring/summer time. Maybe because it faces the setting sun.


Good thread. Will read again

[lflkajfj12123]

you're still online bro

[ronmcdon]

Taken from urban dictionary

"Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho."

sounds like the most depressing thing ever.

[SoCal-s130]

I get duck butter at work.

[karl wasabi]

I has no idea what you mean.

Paris Hilton, "That's hot!" ???

Show me the bread Kyle. YUMMM...

[cdlong]

try deployment hot. turns 2s into 10s.

[91240sil80]

try deployment hot. turns 2s into 10s.


thats a serious jump haha

[GSXRJJordan]

try deployment hot. turns 2s into 10s.

Haha so true... I was on a carrier for a couple years, as soon as you're out to sea for a week, every single bitch has at least 10 dudes on her, no matter how nasty she is. I don't even know how the "hot ones" (read: 5s or better, under normal circumstances) maintain an appetite with all the Navy cock being thrown at them 24/7.

Those chicks are RAGGED by the time we pull back in... then you see 'em at the bars out in town and you're like "wow, so and so fucked THAT!" lol.

... then they get pregnant, marriages are broken up, and you have to tell your friends that you ruined your life over some NASTY piece of ass, just because you were out to sea.

Message: don't join the military for the women.

[SochBAT]

How about guys joining military for guys?

Don't ass, don't smell.

[Dirty Habit]

I get duck butter at work.

Gold bond :bowdown:

[cdlong]

thats a serious jump haha

a friend of mine is in the mountains on the afghan/pakistan border. 100 dudes, 4 women. he's there for a year. and no porn. and you can't go to a bar after work. fortunatly i have it much better where i'm at.

Message: don't join the military for the women.

we love our acronyms, know what MULE stands for?

[kevmeistah21]

hmmmm girls wearing a secretary outfit is sooo sexy!! High heels, tight skirt, half buttoned shirt, glasses with her hair up! SARAH PALIN?!?!?!

[mehsilvia]

hmmmm girls wearing a secretary outfit is sooo sexy!! High heels, tight skirt, half buttoned shirt, glasses with her hair up! SARAH PALIN?!?!?!

agreed. thats my version of "office hot"

[murda-c]

Here at work there's this one redhead lady who wears these skirts with the slit in them.

I totally got caught staring at her thighs when i was waiting in line for the copier near her cubicle.

I was in the elevator with her a little while later and it was just a bit awkward...what with my chubby and everything....

[mehsilvia]

Here at work there's this one redhead lady who wears these skirts with the slit in them.

I totally got caught staring at her thighs when i was waiting in line for the copier near her cubicle.

I was in the elevator with her a little while later and it was just a bit awkward...what with my chubby and everything....

not awkward. its exactly what she wants you to be doing. next time she catches ya, give her a smile. you will make her day.

[XeroX]

Yea, its kinda like "mom hot" except in an office...

The only problem with me is that "office hot" doesnt really get me going regardless...im more into the "classroom hot". In the work place, its just wierd...gets you in trouble sometimes, and well, yea....i work for the state, so staying where i am right now could last a long time, at least with a classroom you change em every semester, and its with chicks that are ALOT higher up on the scale, even if they just might be on the "classroom hot" scale rather than the "campus hot" scale..

this is getting pretty complicated eh? hahaa

[Farzam]

There are a few office hot chicks at both my jobs...but I still don't get desparate. My boss has some fuckin hot clients though...sometimes.

[murda-c]

I work in two locations for the pharm company i work for. The main site os where all the hot fresh outta college chicks and interns are, and it's like seriously babe central.

The other site i think is more the legal department....it makes me feel like i'm at a PTA meeting in kentucky.

Luckly i'm at the main site 90% of the time

[somovr4]

This needs to become a sticky.

[MELLO*SOS]

I work in Real estate brokerage now. Fairly hot agent girls coming in all day long, super professional sexy clothing... I love it. Last job was at porn studio with tons of stripper types coming in.. Hmmm I love work.. "I get paid for this?!"

[blueshark123]

i always get hot brides comin into my studio to bad there brides though fail

[theronin]

hmmmm girls wearing a secretary outfit is sooo sexy!! High heels, tight skirt, half buttoned shirt, glasses with her hair up! SARAH PALIN?!?!?!

win! i fucking LOVE women in button up shirts. my GM at one of my jobs is smokin hot. 5'9" 115lbs. blue eyes red hair. just has that look like she would be a complete tip drill. im always blatantly hitting on her too lol. and she fucking loves it.

[s13tilldeath*]

wow this subject change dramatically from the op......