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!Zar!
04-01-2009, 04:17 PM
Who else thinks April fools day is fucking dumb?

I don't get played or anything like that.

But calling people out on their bluff and what not is just an extra headache that I don't need to deal with.

Call me old or not fun.

I just find it pointless.

Shit, people lie every day.

What should make today special?

Eh?

EH?!

BustedS13
04-01-2009, 04:18 PM
i like making april fools forum posts. but real life jokes are annoying

palmdale_mob
04-01-2009, 04:19 PM
I feel you man
My ex just told me she was pregnant and then was like April Fool's!!
She got me

allntrlundrgrnd
04-01-2009, 04:20 PM
i didnt even know it was april fools day until someone told me.

lame.

Matej
04-01-2009, 04:24 PM
You're old.

You don't understand the young people.

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/jack-black-school-of-rock.jpg

lflkajfj12123
04-01-2009, 05:06 PM
i didn't goto class today

so i didn't have to deal with douche bags

XeroX
04-01-2009, 05:39 PM
I LOVE playing pranks on people, so April fools is just another day to me...

exitspeed
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
You aren't old. You just don't have a sense of humor apparently. lol

For years my wife and I have plotted and played elaborate April Fools jokes on each other. Shit is fun.

XeroX
04-01-2009, 06:01 PM
You aren't old. You just don't have a sense of humor apparently. lol

For years my wife and I have plotted and played elaborate April Fools jokes on each other. Shit is fun.


I just pulled a complete douchebag prank on my gf today...

Now im just curious what im gona get back! she was pissed...haha, but it was priceles...

!Zar!
04-01-2009, 06:23 PM
You aren't old. You just don't have a sense of humor apparently. lol

For years my wife and I have plotted and played elaborate April Fools jokes on each other. Shit is fun.

Hah.

Nah, I do. As can be told though 90% of my posts.

Maybe I've just had too many malicious jokes happen to be before.

azndoc
04-01-2009, 10:17 PM
I don't care for it.

I'm too serious of a person to care for it.

I'm old and bitter.

drift freaq
04-01-2009, 11:29 PM
You're old.

You don't understand the young people.

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/jack-black-school-of-rock.jpg

No, you're just young and dumb, and don't understand people, period.

LOL don't say you didn't paint a target on yourself for this one. LOL

Matej
04-01-2009, 11:34 PM
No, you're just young and dumb, and don't understand people, period.

LOL don't say you didn't paint a target on yourself for this one. LOL
No, you just don't understand any form of sarcasm. :(

BustedS13
04-01-2009, 11:48 PM
No, you're just young and dumb, and don't understand people, period.

LOL don't say you didn't paint a target on yourself for this one. LOL

you're like, really angry all the time

it must be that california smog

drift freaq
04-02-2009, 12:02 AM
No, you just don't understand any form of sarcasm. :(

ah no, you just don't understand when I am being sarcastic to you. LOL

plus your still one ignorant motherfucker. LOL

you're like, really angry all the time

it must be that california smog



Not in the least. In fact I am quite happy. You're just a fucking dumb ass mid west hick, that has nothing better to do than try and case on California.

If you had half a brain you would just shut the fuck up. Oh but you don't . LOL


Both of you idiots, don't know when to shut up and usually put your foot in your mouths, on regular occasions.

I happen to love pointing it out and I happen to dislike your broken record piss poor attempts to case on California busted.



Does this make me angry? No, does it make we want to point out the lameness that both of you operate on? Sure.

:D get over it . LOL


Seriously busted if you think I am angry all the time, it shows just how clueless you really are. Oh but Matej is just as clueless. Two clueless fools. LOL

singlecamslam
04-02-2009, 12:16 AM
Did anyone get the girlfriend "i'm pregnant" april fools? Not fucking funny.

ESmorz
04-02-2009, 12:19 AM
If a girl did that to me I'd be like I'm breaking up with you.

No fools.

lflkajfj12123
04-02-2009, 12:35 AM
ah no, you just don't understand when I am being sarcastic to you. LOL

plus your still one ignorant motherfucker. LOL





Not in the least. In fact I am quite happy. You're just a fucking dumb ass mid west hick, that has nothing better to do than try and case on California.

If you had half a brain you would just shut the fuck up. Oh but you don't . LOL


Both of you idiots, don't know when to shut up and usually put your foot in your mouths, on regular occasions.

I happen to love pointing it out and I happen to dislike your broken record piss poor attempts to case on California busted.



Does this make me angry? No, does it make we want to point out the lameness that both of you operate on? Sure.

:D get over it . LOL


Seriously busted if you think I am angry all the time, it shows just how clueless you really are. Oh but Matej is just as clueless. Two clueless fools. LOL

i think he was joking..

deolio
04-02-2009, 01:41 AM
haha april fools!

i got tricked so many times today. i feel like a dumbass

s13silady
04-02-2009, 09:36 AM
Did anyone get the girlfriend "i'm pregnant" april fools? Not fucking funny.


punch her in the stomache and yell out problem solved!

murda-c
04-02-2009, 09:42 AM
punch her in the stomache and yell out problem solved!


HAhhahaha WHAM...no you're not.

I yanked off a condom after sex yesterday and tossed it behind the bed then was like "oh fuck oh fuck where is it? i think it slipped off and i didn't notice..."

Girl freaked out and i got kicked in the nuts. They are still sore. I hate april fools day.

BustedS13
04-02-2009, 01:15 PM
Hey matej, wanna listen to conway twitty and swap sisters tonight?

I'm from the midwest

lflkajfj12123
04-02-2009, 01:50 PM
I'm from the midwest

I'm from the midwest

I'm from the midwest

I'm from the midwest

I'm from the midwest

I'm from the midwest

:faint::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:: faint:

Phlip
04-02-2009, 02:10 PM
I feel you man
My ex just told me she was pregnant and then was like April Fool's!!
She got me

Did anyone get the girlfriend "i'm pregnant" april fools? Not fucking funny.

You should pick her up and put her over your shoulder and take her to the stairs, "I'm about to roll you down these steps, there won't be a baby," and then yell "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
Nothing funny happened yesterday, really. Our local radio station got some stupid people, but I only left my house to go deposit a check and go to the gym and grocery, nothing more.

DCP94
04-02-2009, 03:51 PM
You should pick her up and put her over your shoulder and take her to the stairs, "I'm about to roll you down these steps, there won't be a baby," and then yell "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
Nothing funny happened yesterday, really. Our local radio station got some stupid people, but I only left my house to go deposit a check and go to the gym and grocery, nothing more.

LOL YES!! yet another great idea from PHILIP..my dad got me last night i didn't realize that it was April Fools i forgot all about it but he told me that he just won $25,000 from the lottery and i kinda fell for it haha

BustedS13
04-02-2009, 04:00 PM
:faint::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:: faint:
oh my bad bro, you can come too. just be sure to bring a sister. since we're not from california, we have incest sex.

Matej
04-02-2009, 06:33 PM
Hey matej, wanna listen to conway twitty and swap sisters tonight?

I'm from the midwest
Aw shucks, I'd be darn tootin' obliged yes sir I tell ya.

BustedS13
04-02-2009, 08:11 PM
edit: (statement retracted, how do i keep getting pulled into this nonsense)

soreballz
04-02-2009, 08:27 PM
Last night, I was fucking my ex, and I blew a big ole load in her, and she said "Ummm, you shouldn't have done that. I stopped taking the pill."
I laughed, waiting for her to say, "April Fools!" She didn't say it.

Turns out, she wasn't kidding. Jokes on me, I guess!

ESmorz
04-02-2009, 08:53 PM
Last night, I was fucking my ex, and I blew a big ole load in her, and she said "Ummm, you shouldn't have done that. I stopped taking the pill."
I laughed, waiting for her to say, "April Fools!" She didn't say it.

Turns out, she wasn't kidding. Jokes on me, I guess!

You win the game.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/The-Game-Of-Life-From-iFone-2.jpg

firm tofu
04-02-2009, 09:09 PM
UCSD had the biggest april fools joke by accidentally sending out acceptance emails to those who were supposed to receive rejection letters.