Omegle

[awesomenick]

Omegle (http://omegle.com/)

This is crazy.

I've had some weird conversations with some random people.

Who knows if they're telling the truth, but it's hilarious. :love:

Check it!

[180sExy]

lolz shit is funny

[ugly]

one of my conversations lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
You: but im a rebel
Stranger: hahahahaha ok
You: whats up
You: how did you hear about this
Stranger: good u?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
You: how old are you
You: is this Chris Hanson
You: am I on To Catch a Predator
You: are you there Pedobear?
You: hello? stranger?
You: a/s/l?
You: hmmm. kthxbai!

[n240sxfnatic]

This was mine
You: what up... ya cunt
Stranger: n*****

Then he/she disconnected

[jskateborders]

Stranger: ASL?
You: u?
Stranger: i asked first
You: well I want you to tell me first so I can lie to pretend Im your peer
Stranger: okay
Stranger: 13/f/cali
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

then

Stranger: hii
You: hellow
Stranger: whats up
You: chattin with strangers
You: hbu
Stranger: yea me too
You: word
Stranger: asl?
You: u?
Stranger: 16 m tx
You: sexy
Stranger: u?
You: 43/m/nm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sleep]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: Fuck you asl geek.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ugly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Urban Dictionary: fapping (http://sdrev.com/forums/showpost.php?p=120701&postcount=32)
You:
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You: i like you
You: wanna be friends?
Stranger: pedobeaaar <3
You: w00t!!11!
Stranger: hees my herooooo
You: suhweet!
You: ive been trying to get in contact with Chris
You: you see him around here?
Stranger: never heard of a chris
You: wtf you arent a true fan then
You: dont you watch "To Catch a Predator"?
Stranger: only the sweet gloom of hentai
You: nerd
You: you must be a virgin
Stranger: you wish
You: virgin boy
You: birgin boy
You: virgin boy
Stranger: lmao
You: you jerk it to cartoons hahahahahah
Stranger: not cartoons fool hentai
You: hentai is cartoons
You: anime porn n00b
Stranger: better than useal random pron
You: fuckin twat
You: get the fuck out my internets hoe

[keistyle]

You: 你好，你好吗？
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Akiros]

haha, Just saw this a few days ago, so I started:

OMGbash: Welcome (http://www.omgbash.com)

pm me if you want to be a moderator and I know you

[keistyle]

haha, Just saw this a few days ago, so I started:

OMGbash: Welcome (http://www.omgbash.com)

pm me if you want to be a moderator and I know you

you took my quote haha
sweet


appearantly i got owned...






Stranger: Say ho
You: ho?
Stranger: Now spell it
You: h o
Stranger: OWNED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HOWDY STRANGER
You: HOWDY DOO
Stranger: HEHH
Stranger: YOURE JOKES MANG
You: are you. . american?
Stranger: MISTER MANG
Stranger: NO
You: hmm. .
Stranger: NIGERIAN
Stranger: RICH NIGERIAN
You: fucking scammer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Akiros]

dude those are awesome, submit some shiz sometimes, lol

(but not those two, because I already did, haha)

[ESmorz]

You: u w4tCh cHUcL
You: CHUCK!!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hi?
You: chuck
You: do you watch it?
Stranger: op
Stranger: nop
You: why not
Stranger: where d u from?
You: shanghai
Stranger: asia?
Stranger: i dont know it very well, im from brazil
You: ah yes
You: just dont use keywords because government censors
You: will investigate me
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: what the keywords?
You: well I cant tell you
Stranger: sorry, i never use amegle before
You: just dont mention anything rebellious
Stranger: omegle*
Stranger: ah, ok, this chat is monitored by authorities?
Stranger: now i undertad =]
Stranger: understand*
You: all internet sources are under control in China
You: youre fine in brazil
You: has nothing to do with Omegle
Stranger: ah yes....
Stranger: i really hate chonese culture
Stranger: chinese culture*
Stranger: really really hate
You: lol thanks
Stranger: chineses doesent have ambiental consciousness.... well thats not a lie
You: the government might not
You: but the people do
Stranger: cops torture animal...
Stranger: they dont have heart
You: tom cruise is a god
You: scientology
You: do you believe?
Stranger: tom cruise is a god? no im atheist, i think by myself
You: not a god
You: is god
Stranger: i dont belive in god....
You: he wrote checks his body couldnt cash and transcended into the ehtereal realm
You: then goose died and he started the scientology church
You: the bible is made of spaghetti
Stranger: chineses are really stranges

[lflkajfj12123]

damnit :(

Stranger: vicia

Stranger: muito

Stranger: né?

You: english mother fucker, do you speak it?

Stranger: yes, i do

You: alright cool

Stranger: from?

You: united states of the suck

Stranger: i wanna talk to girls

You: i can dress up like a girl if you'd like

Stranger: no, look for another one

[palmdale_mob]

Heres one of mine

You: How is your dog?
Stranger: do u like to suck cock?
You: depends....
Stranger: on?
You: The weather
Stranger: male?
You: female
You: man
You: Its all the same baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah..... these people are so strange

[Akiros]

OMGbash: View Quote (http://omgbash.com/index.cgi?id=25) ;)

[usdm180sx]

Stranger: hi
You: hi u in cali?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: westwood
Stranger: u?
You: awesome im in santa monica
You: u a girl?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: u?
You: cool wanna fuck?
Stranger: k
Stranger: I'm only 17 though
Stranger: so u know
You: k where d u wanna meet
Stranger: I can walk to the westside pavillion
You: wait....17?
Stranger: yah
You: u don't know chris hansen do u?
Stranger: who's dat?
You: k i'll fuck u then
You: meet me at lite and healthy k?
You: or nordstroms
Stranger: k, nordstroms
Stranger: aren't they gonna be closed in 10 minutes?
You: we can fuck in the back seat of my benz will that be ok?
Stranger: sweet, u got a benz?
You: lite and health closes at 10
You: yeah
You: it's a sushi bar
You: u got pics?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: on myspace
You: what's ur myspace link?
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You: haha
Stranger: :)
You: u know u want to
Stranger: I wish I had a Chris Hanson ascii
You: don't deny it
You: lol

[xtreme_s14]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: my names kenny
You: my name is james
Stranger: and i like to fuck sheep
You: wow what a coincidence
You: me too!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what a small world
You: you should try goats! they're AMAZING
Stranger: they get lil itchy sometimes tho
Stranger: ever try
Stranger: ...
You: this is true
Stranger: black panther
You: ooOoOo.. no but i'm intrigued
Stranger: its the best type of panther
You: they're stench is so exotic
Stranger: they say
Stranger: once you go panther
Stranger: you never go back
You: cool
You: my girlfriend has a whale's vagina
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: my girlfriend has a dolphins dick
Stranger: its so annoying
You: i'm sorry to hear that

[usdm180sx]

wow this is fun!

You: hi u from cali?
Stranger: yeah actually, 17/f/san diego
Stranger: you?
You: do u know who chris hansen is?
Stranger: no why?
Stranger: he from san diego?
You: cool wanna fuck?
Stranger: yeah cyber?
You: nah in person
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 42 is that ok?
Stranger: cool with me haha
You: awesome let's meet up where u at in daygo?
Stranger: poway actually
You: cool i'll be there saturday
You: is that ok?
Stranger: yeah sure, u close to sd?
You: i'm in la
You: we can fuck in the back seat of my benz
Stranger: oooo nice!
You: y got a myspace?
Stranger: no i had to delete it
You: u got a website with pics?
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You: lol k bye

[xtreme_s14]

dude, this is so entertaining! ahhh.. what a waste of life!

You: COMPTON CRIPS!
Stranger: is thid lynda?
You: nah n**** dis iz thida
You: wuzz hood n****
Stranger: im from the south g
You: n**** wut da fuk is da souf?
You: fuck da souf
You: u aint hood n****
Stranger: u aint hood n*****
You: we str8 killaz biaaatch!
You: COMPTON CRIPS
You: daz wazzup
Stranger: obviosly nt u bro, ur crippled.
You: my apologies, we are a group of hoodlums developed in the early 70's
You: our rivals consist of "Bloods" and Mexicans
You: the term crips does not in turn mean crippled
Stranger: now you own a website right?
You: as a matter of fact I'm not so sure what it means
You: n**** wat? i don't own shit n****
You: website n**** wut da fuk isz a website
Stranger: something rellivant to holladaady.comz
You: fuk yo website!
Stranger: smashin?
You: n**** imma bout to smash on yo grill
Stranger: punk bitch
You: AND yo ho
You: stank azz muffucka
You: see me n****
You: fuk da souf
Stranger: na bo
Stranger: this da net
Stranger: cant see shit
You: nawty norf n****
Stranger: south bro
Stranger: below the belt
You: i'm sorry brother, you'll have to excuse me
You: I am a bit short tempered at times
Stranger: Thank you.
You: would you care to have some lunch? i woud be very interested in getting to know you
Stranger: Course, we could discuss hoodlem oppertunities
You: i would appreciate that
You: i could really use your help
Stranger: Sounds brilliant.
You: BITCH! FUCK YO HOOD!

[DreamN]

Norm, are those real dude? that shit is hilarious :rofl:

[WanganRunner]

Omegle is the best thing ever.

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Stranger: hi
You: JUUUUUUUUIIIIICCEEEE
You: It needs to be eliminated
Stranger: some purple drank
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE
You: I WANT DRINK
Stranger: you want some pussy juice
You: I want 500,000 niggawatts
You: You have thirty seconds to say something that makes me lols
You: CAN YOU DO IT?
You: Eye of the tiger baby
You: twenty seconds
Stranger: umm i like to wear ball gags
Stranger: heh
You: that's fucked up
You: fail
You: fifteen seconds
Stranger: its what i like
You: Captain Planet is counting on you!
You: ten seconds
Stranger: oh no save the world!
You: that does not = lols
You: 5 seconds
Stranger: u make me lawl
You: You fail miserably
You: fall down a well and light yourself on fire
You:
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You: Are you gay batman?
Stranger: Yes
You: AWESOME
Stranger: WANNA HAVE SECKS
You: BATSEX?
Stranger: IN DUH BUTT
Stranger: OMG BATSEX
You: NEW MEME


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You: Red Light
Stranger: green light
You: FLESHLIGHT
Stranger: motherfucker
You: YES!

[keistyle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nubia?
You: yea
Stranger: sup?
You: ima queen MU*** FU***
Stranger: dat's cool
You: yea
Stranger: would u dance for me?
You: all day baby
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: yea
You: :)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 m utah usa :D
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[ESmorz]

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Stranger: hi
You: Alright.
You: Ready for a question?
Stranger: sure
You: Gun to your head.
Stranger: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
You: You're have to have sex with a person with no arms or....
You: No legs.
You: Whoa.
Stranger: KAWASAKI
Stranger: YAMAHONDA
You: Those words aren't applicable to normal conversation.
Stranger: HIROSHIMA
You: Unless we're in random japanese things land.
Stranger: WHAT SUGGESTED THAT THIS WAS NORMAL
Stranger: ????
You: Nothing.
You: True.
You: You got me there.
You: But I'm not saying that's bad.
Stranger: YOU ARE TALKING TO STRANGERS!!!
You: Yep yep.
You: Many.
Stranger: sorry
You: Haha, no apologies.
You: I'm a stranger.
You: Who gives a shit?
Stranger: caps lock is entertaining
You: It's interesting.
You: But you never answered my question.
Stranger: what would I do it?
You: Which one?
Stranger: no arms
Stranger: for sure
You: And what's the reasoning behind this?
You: You gotta have reasons.
Stranger: I dunno I guess legs give you something to hold on to
You: This is true.
Stranger: and it would feel odd with no legs
You: But thing of all the weird ways you could turn the person with no legs.
You: Throw them around.
Stranger: sit and spin
You: Pick them up no problem.
You: Sit and spin is a perfect example of no legs benifits.
Stranger: ahh so I guess the decision isn't so easy
You: It's a toughie.
You: I go no legs, personally.
Stranger: yea
You: Just because if I'm lookin' at a chick and I see no arms or stumps there... it's gonna give me the heebie jeebies.
You: I can't do that.
Stranger: I think you have swayed my decision
You: I'm not trying to sway.
You: Just to inform.
Stranger: Well I must go but thank you for causing me to think
You: You betcha.
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[Akiros]

sorry to bump this thread, but wow, my quote site has had like 200 submitted quotes in the first week. that's crazy to me.

[Enna]

I never saw this thread before, but I am damn happy I did now. I'm going to try this after i wake up.

[exitspeed]

Sometimes you get the same kids you get on xBox Live. 10 year olds that just learned racial slurs and cuss words.

[deolio]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: no, dsl
Stranger: oh
You: jk. wireless
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[driven_]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: no, dsl
Stranger: oh
You: jk. wireless
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LOL.:bowrofl:

[dizastaman]

Wow i just had a great convo with a dude from Germany(thats where he said he was from) about everything! From cars to Formula 1 to the US enonomy. He had never heard of West Virginia so he googled it and was talking about how awesome it looked. Good find!

[DreamN]

maybe he's your soul mate :D

[dizastaman]

maybe he's your soul mate :D

maybe. i will now spend the rest of my life wondering what might have been. :cry:

[cserrano86]

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Stranger: hi
You: Yes, Hi
Stranger: country?
You: U S and A
You: you?
Stranger: Finland, which city you live in
You: L.A. Oh yeah!
Stranger: I've been there
Stranger: pretty busy little town
You: Yeah, are you a dude?
Stranger: yep, you?
You: Yes sir! Hey have you ever heard of having a clown mouth?
Stranger: you meen bad makeup?
Stranger: mean*
You: Oh! God No! It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period...
Stranger: that's disgusting
Stranger: tell me more
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[Synicals13]

mine isnt that funny

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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: sup?
You: studying and im bored
You: you?>
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sleeping
You: そですか？
Stranger: waffles
You: indeed
Stranger: yesyes
You: im a foreign exchange student
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: nce?
Stranger: nice?
Stranger: my name is yuki
You: a little
Stranger: xD
You: liar, speak nihongo then
Stranger: xD
Stranger: xd
Stranger: xD
Stranger: xD
Stranger: xD
Stranger: suki suki 5dolar
You: i got a prese tfor you
You: present
Stranger: uhhO_o
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You: te gusta?
Stranger: its a rapist cat
Stranger: thing
You: LOL
Stranger: xD
You: its pedobear
Stranger: bye
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[w0nderbr3ad]

lol this thread made me lol so hard in the middle of a lecture auditorium.

[dolphin]

You: hi?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: where u from?

Stranger: FUCK YOU i dont need this shit jeeez

LMAO good shit... sound like i chatted with someone from zilvia just now...

[ae86driftn]

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Stranger: Hello
You: herro
Stranger: wazzaaas
You: rats rup
Stranger: Male or female?
You: hamster!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
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[lsonboost]

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You: hi
Stranger: nihao
You: english mother fucker do you speak it
Stranger: then you speak what
You: english
Stranger: where are u
You: my house duh
Stranger: nation?
You: U.S. of mother fucking A.
Stranger: why you like mother fucker
You: because I fucked your mom
Stranger: you american peole talk like this?
You: are you from hawaii
Stranger: why hawaii
You: nvm you probably said people wrong
You: where are you from
You: ask your mom how my dick tastes
Stranger: your mom is ok
Stranger: 操你妈的美国佬
You: is she I wouldnt know
Stranger: 傻逼美国佬
You: nice try faggot
Stranger: 你丫就是一傻逼
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[az_240]

Is this site down? I've been kinda hooked to it late at night when I can't sleep but it hasnt worked for me in the past 2 days.

[lsonboost]

I think it might be, hasnt worked for me either.

[Akiros]

i have competition for omgbash.com!

it looks like someone created zomegle.com but,.. they don;t really moderate ANY quotes, so their content is pretty much trash.

omgbash.com wins.

[Kn1ves]

Its a rapist cat thing!

HAHAHAA

[Cam B]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: make things quick..

Stranger: hey

You: im a girl with a dick

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[SexPanda]

Stranger: hi

You: i fuck sheep

Stranger: thats nice

Stranger: how often?

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[SexPanda]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I can feel it coming in the air... tonight

You: oh lord

Stranger: who are you?

Stranger: are you the lord

You: Phil Collins

Stranger: youre cute

You: wanna cyber?

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

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[SochBAT]

Lol. Revival!!!

--------

Stranger: im horny and male
You: awesome
You: I'm not horny and male
You: I have a pet rat
You: wanna stick it up your butt?
Stranger: yes please
You: awesome
Stranger: sounds great
You: No lube
You: at all
You: just scratching the blood
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: au naturale
You: sometimes spit works
Stranger: fuck that

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I guess he doesn't like spit shines.

[Helghast]

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Stranger: heyy

Stranger: wow

Stranger: impressive

You: That's what she said.

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Subtle trolling is the best kind of trolling.

[SochBAT]

Lol. Up late at work Marc?

[chrisa]

behold...its a lil long but i guarantee you either laugh, cry, or vomit.

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Stranger: hey babe m or f
You: depends....what are you?
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: but im a girl
You: perfect
Stranger: what r u
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 19/f/cali
Stranger: what r u?
You: 20m/cali
You: what part?
Stranger: north
You: hella
You: southsiders!
Stranger: fuck me
You: ok
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: Yes
You: great...im punching my groin....mmmmmm
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: mm im fingering myself.. im so wet

You: as im watching you i rip off my own nipple
You: it feels so good
Stranger: uhnn man
Stranger: its getting my so hot
Stranger: stick your dick in me..
You: i cant im to busy punching my groin
Stranger: ill punch it for you..
You: excellent...that way i can use my hands to rip your nipples off......you like that?
Stranger: oh yeah boy
You: now im gonna rip off one of the bed posts...shove it up your ass then take it out and carve it into a spear and throw it into the wall
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: why dont u put it in my pussy?
You: well now its stuck to the wall
You: i'll use something else
You: im tickling your clit with my big toe
Stranger: Uhhhn im moaning and screaming
Stranger: i start to suck your dick
You: oh thats nice after all the punching
Stranger: mhmm
You: oops it slipped out of your mouth and poked your eye!
You: ok ok
You: mmmm
You: i like your hair
Stranger: yeah rip it out
You: yeah!
Stranger: mmmm i love pain
You: i have to hand fulls of hair and i yell "southsiders!!!!!!"
You: two
Stranger: NUUUUhhhh it comes out and i scream in pleasure
You: oh god you are the best!
Stranger: nuuuh
You: what else are you gonna do to me?
Stranger: im gonna bite your dick
You: yes, only the head
You: leave the shaft
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i tear the head off n lik up the blood
You: yeah.....now the dog comes in
Stranger: ooh man i love dogs
You: hes tickling my balls with its tail as it eats you out
Stranger: nuuuuuh his tounge feels soo good on my clit
You: now the dog mounts you and i mount him
Stranger: OMG hes dog dick is so big..
You: you start screaming red rocket and the dog cums all ovr your face, then he leaves
Stranger: mmm
You: what are you doing now?
Stranger: mm i still licking up blood
You: on all fours?
Stranger: yes
You: great now im going to ejaculate my headless penis into your ass
Stranger: ooooh yeah
You: now lick it out of your ass.....my bloody cum
Stranger: i turn around in a weird possition and lick it out
You: then what?
Stranger: then i move to my pussy and start tearing the lips off
You: i throw them on the bbq that i coincidentally have going, grill them to a fine medium-well... season with salt,pepper and sexuality....put them in a gyro....and enjoy
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[DreamN]

dude, that was disturbing.

[Akiros]

check out my omegle quote site at: OMGbash: Welcome (http://www.omgbash.com)

edit: sorry for the repost, I thought this was a different thread.

[lflkajfj12123]

i hate this stupid fucking site

[DreamN]

^ no one ever talks to you huh? :keke:

[SochBAT]

"You're just jealous that i'm on the internet talking it up with girls Napoleon."

[[email protected]]

Stranger: hi
You: hii
You: :)
Stranger: you are male or female
Stranger: ?
You: asl?
You: both
Stranger: male or female?
You: both!
Stranger: hahahah
You: lol are you male or female?
Stranger: i'm a both too
You: ahahah
You: im male
Stranger: and i love one long dicj
Stranger: dick*
Stranger: aopskpoask
Stranger: i'm female
You: oohhhh niiice
You: location
You: ??
You: lmfao
Stranger: and i like fuck with my friends
You: lets fuuuckkk!
You: ahahah sike
Stranger: wow i love suck one dick
Stranger: it's marvelous
Stranger: you suck my pussy?
You: gotta seeee
You: if it aint got shit around it, its good
Stranger: oo i love
Stranger: i suck all the dick in your ass
Stranger: and i kiss you next it!
You: huh??
You: english please
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: i suck all the shit in your ass
You: ewwwww
You: yuck!
Stranger: no not yuck
Stranger: i suck the shit of my boyfriend
You: bai baiiiii
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[civilized_drifter]

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You: what up

You: i like ice cream

Stranger: brazil?

You: wtf? i dont live in a rain forrest


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Stranger: cyber?

You: yes we are on the internet

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Stranger: human?

You: im a dog

Stranger: bark for me

You: no, you bark for me

Stranger: no thx

Stranger: bye

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[CrazyIvan]

lol this website is the shit....

Stranger: hi
You: waaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uup
You: asl?
Stranger: asia
Stranger: f/14
You: where in asia??
Stranger: secret u?
You: ahhh... im in one of the americas
You: lol
Stranger: what time is there
You: u tell me where u are and I'll tell u where I am
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: guess
You: China
Stranger: no
You: or Korea
Stranger: no
You: hmmm
You: Japan
Stranger: no
You: hong kong?
Stranger: no
You: dubai?
Stranger: no
Stranger: >_<
You: dunno...
You: where??
Stranger: taiwan
You: ahhh
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what time is there
You: did u make that watch I just bought at walmart the other day???
You: b/c that shit was bad... worked one day
You: and I had to return that crap

[2_slow_40]

haha, this thing is crazy. hers one of mine.

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Stranger: I AM FROM NEPTUNE, I DEMAND ALL OF YOUR EARTH CHEESE OR i SHALL ERADICATE ALL OF YOUR EARTH SHEEP WITH MY RAY GUN!!!

You: where the efff did u get a ray gun

Stranger: CHINA

You: and what does eradicate mean

Stranger: THE ELIMINATION OF A GROUP OR THING

You: oh. why do u wanna eliminate all of my earth sheep???

Stranger: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR EARTH CHEESE TO TAKE BACK TO NEPTUNE

You: um, im not 100% on this, but im pretty sure, that by the time u get back to neptune, all or most of my earth cheese will be moldy

Stranger: NEPTUNE TO EARTH TRAVEL ONLY TAKES ME ONE NUPAR UNIT OF TIME

Stranger: SO IT IS VERY FAST

You: oh, what kind of car do u drive???

You: you must be boostin? psi?

Stranger: I PILOT A X342 VDXTOO7 TURD BOOSTER!

You: oh crap. where did u get that???

Stranger: CHINA

You: how did u get to china from neptune to buy that thing in the first place???

Stranger: IT'S A PARADOX. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

Stranger: WHAT YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ARE YOUR SHEEP. WILL YOU HAND OVER YOUR CHEESE OR NOT?

You: um, honestly, id rather just keep the earth cheese, then the earth sheep. what good are the sheeps gonna do for me???

Stranger: HMM, CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DO LIKE?

You: fire

Stranger: FINE! I SHALL STEAL ALL OF YOUR EARTH FIRE UNLESS YOU HAND OVER THE CHEESE!

You: ok, good luck with that sir. how do u plan on getting it back to ur planet???

Stranger: NOT SURE YET. i AM SURE i CAN FIND SOMETHING FROM CHINA THAT WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST ME

You: oh, hey um. i was wondering. last time u when to china did u see any orange chickens???

Stranger: NO!

Stranger: BUT IF I DO I SHALL TAKE THEM TOO

You: ok

You: but orange chicken doesnt really go good together with earth cheese.

You: but whatever

You: do what u want

Stranger: THANKS FOR THE TIP. NOW PLEASE HAVE YOUR EARTH CHEESE SHIPPED TO HONG KONG. I WILL PICK IT UP THERE.

You: ok, its on its way!!! :)

Stranger: PERFECT

Stranger: YOU HAVE SAVED THE EARTH AND DONE YOUR HEROIC DUTIES FOR THE DAY

You: but im gonna need u to reimburse me for the shipping charges

Stranger: HMM WILL YOU TAKE NEPTUNIAN PLEBLOS?

You: sorry no can do.

Stranger: I'LL CHECK ON THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE RATE WHEN I GET TO HONG KONG
You: k, is the I PILOT A X342 VDXTOO7 TURD BOOSTER like a short bus???

Stranger: SORT OF BUT IT HAS WINGS AND LAZER EVERYWHERE

You: oh, ok

Stranger: AND A DEATH CHAMBER. BUT THAT IS EQUIPPED STANDARD IN EVERY NEPTUNIAN SPACE CRAFT OF COURSE

You: WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS MADE IN CHINA.

You: ???

Stranger: WELL, MOST OF THE PARTS ARE BUT CHINA SIMPLY REFUSES TO INSTALL DEATH CHAMBERS. sILLY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

You: lame

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: SO YEAH WE HAVE TO GET THE DEATH CHAMBERS INSTALLED ELSEWHERE

You: well, your cheese should be in hong kong within the next century or so.

Stranger: EXCELLENT

You: k

Stranger: GOOD DAY TO YOU

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[zenki.life]

Stranger: i am Au
You: hows the kangaroos out there
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: a lot of kangaroos
Stranger: lovely
You: and dingos?
Stranger: yeah
You: and koala bears?
Stranger: yeah
You: you ever hugged a koala?
Stranger: you really familiar with au
Stranger: yes
You: no i watch tv
You: alot of tv
Stranger: haha
You: so im an expert on tv animals
You: ive always wanted to eat a koala havnt you?


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Stranger: hi
You: hiu
Stranger: im hunting emu's
You: really. thats funny cuz the last guy i just talked to lived in AU. and i asked him if hes ever eaten a koala
You: and i told him i would like him to send me one
Stranger: wtf!!!!!
Stranger: thats sum crazy shit
You: not to eat. just to nibble on.
You: i bet they taste like chicken
Stranger: GET this: im drinking fosters
You: so how do you type and hunt at the same time anyhow
Stranger: its complicated
Stranger: the natives shoed me
You: really the aboriginies?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: where are you?
You: here
Stranger: portugal?
You: peru actually
You: i run a drug cartel here
Stranger: hmmmm
You: you wanna buy?
Stranger: i need 10 keys of blow
You: i was joking i cant sell to you. i dont even know you. there is a process my cartel needs to go through first.
You: sort of like a frat house pledge
You: where we make you do things for you blow
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: i see
You: yea sorry. but im willing to trade for illegal slaves. we are in short supply here
Stranger: Slaves you say?
Stranger: Hmmmmm
You: yea. and not just the black kind so plz dont be racist
Stranger: god god man
Stranger: what have we become
You: what have we become what?
You: just curious does the word zilvia mean anything to you?
Stranger: it's the word that unlocks the vault beneeth the statue in Central Square
Stranger: for one thousand years the vault has been sealed
You: i see. lol. but if everyone knows of said secret word. how does said vault stay protected from looters
You: and the transvestites?
Stranger: perplexing my good sir
You: but im a hermaphodite. so your only half right sorry
Stranger: but now i must attend to other business
You: me to. like fondling both sets of genetalia
Stranger: of a sexy nature....
Stranger: apallo 13, we are attempting reentry....
Stranger: hfjdshsdjfsdj
Stranger: 01010101

[SC_S13]

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You: what what in the butt
Stranger: can i shove my huge cock between your tits
You: if by tits you mean man tits
You: then YES
Stranger: ALL RIGHT!
You: PARTY TIME!!
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You: marco

Stranger: hi

Stranger: manko

You: panko?

Stranger: chinko?

You: racist

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[zenki.life]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: redlight
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: redlight
Stranger: now what
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Stranger: now
You: its agame
Stranger: what
Stranger: now
Stranger: what
Stranger: BRIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIT
You: redlight
Stranger: I SAID FUCKIN BRING IT
You: and i am. your losing. redlight
Stranger: BRIIIING YOUSHIIIIIIT
Stranger: FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH
You: you loose
Stranger: fucker

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: wanna play a game
Stranger: maybe
You: redlight
Stranger: greenlight
You: fleshlight
Stranger: bluelight
Stranger: night night
You: aw

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You: redlight
Stranger: greenlight
You: flesh light
Stranger: fuck me
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: got you!
Stranger: word!
You: your the tenth on this hour
Stranger: cooooooooooooooooooooooool

[randomxzero]

Stranger: Hi :D
You: why hello
You: well i dont think you would wanna mate with a 300lb stranger
Stranger: ...or would i?
Stranger: hahaha :p
You: idk you would have to lift all those rolls of fat to get to the magic stick!
Stranger: mmmm...
Stranger: i like working for the prize ;]

[NAZ]

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: what is your phone number

Stranger: male?

You: about half and half

Stranger: ...

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[Touge Noob S13]

There's an unusual amount of Chinese people on omegle recently, I imagined that their government would block this site.

[randomxzero]

I keep getting Koreans!

[I LUV MY S13]

haha this shit is crazy


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Stranger: im looking for a japanese man

You: asl

Stranger: 18 taiwan f

You: come to america..im japanese

Stranger: really?

You: of course

Stranger: haha

Stranger: age?

You: 20

Stranger: oh

Stranger: so where are u now?

You: los angeles, california..in my room

Stranger: oh

Stranger: student?

You: yes..CSLA

Stranger: okay

Stranger: byee

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[ZenkiMR_S]

nevermind...............

[stealthsr20]

You: is it dark

Stranger: hey

Stranger: no

You: yo

Stranger: why do you ask

You: i'm 6 foot tall and dark brown eyes

Stranger: its the middle of the day over here

Stranger: lol okey

Stranger: good to know

You: oh snap.... i forget my medication

Stranger: jeez

You: for my glaucoma

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[I LUV MY S13]

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Stranger: Hey ! Where are you from ?

You: los angeles

Stranger: do you know rick astley ?

You: no

Stranger: =o

Stranger: then check it : YOU GOT RICK ROLLED (http://www.rickrolled.fr)

You: do u kno michael jackson


You: i luv mikey

Stranger: who is it ?

You: just beat it, just beat

You: it

You: just

You: beat

You: it

You: billy jean

You: is not my lovva

Stranger: hey

You: yes

Stranger: my boyfriend's name is billie

Stranger: he IS my lover =/

You: i wana be ur lover

Stranger: okay

Stranger: wanna see me naked ?

You: maybe....wats tha catch

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: there is no catch or something

Stranger: i'm just a bit bored

You: lets do this'

Stranger: http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1pDizpUelJ6OQiWscvXSLDk3Ot8Pm2zmHRRyLDY7Bg8SlLrgF n9FUcyllBxAA29iseeCAcw_nPXXY

You: im srry i was singing again

You: all ya got to do walk away and pass me by

You: wen tryin to sa hi

You: nice pic

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: cute, isn't it ?

You: nice and pink

You: look so small and innocent

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[zenki.life]

i did notice many chinese and koreans as well

[NecroS14]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: what u up to?

Stranger: from?

You: california, usa

You: u?

Stranger: china

You: oh

You: did u make my iphone?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dirty Habit]

You: Hello?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wht ur name?

You: My neighbor walks around naked in her apartment.

You: Only problem is she is like 300 lbs

You: its not cool.

Stranger: ????

You: no one wants to see that.

You: would you?

You: im not sure what her problem is.

You: sometimes there are strobe lights coming from her place at like 3am

You: drives me nuts

Stranger: wait...wait...wait..

You: whats up?

Stranger: u think Im a docter?

Stranger: u nuts..!!!

[airforceone451]

You: sup

Stranger: ?

You: hey want to see a picture of me?

Stranger: yp

You: http://bit.ly/zvZhH

Stranger: ok

Stranger: from?

You: ?

You: from ...

You: and um.... and um... and um...

Stranger: ??

You: just go to the damn link

Stranger: no~ i dont believe you

Stranger: haha

You: do it

Stranger: nono

You: you will be greatly rewarded

Stranger: really?

Stranger: ok i see

You: how do you know there's not a cash prize at the end of this yellow brick road

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I warn against clicking on the link but...

[2_slow_40]

hahaa this thing is crazy

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]


You: hi there

Stranger: Hi

You: whats ur name

Stranger: Skye

Stranger: Yours?

You: david

You: how old r u?

Stranger: I am 17

Stranger: You?

You: 43 next month.

Stranger: Oh My God

You: u dont know chris do u?

Stranger: Chris?

You: chris hansen?

Stranger: Off of Hansen?

You: ok good

You: where u live

Stranger: England

Stranger: You?

You: crap, ur too far.

You have disconnected.

[randomxzero]

^^Hahaha
registered sex offender lol..