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Akiros
03-31-2009, 02:22 PM
Caution: link contains blurred out penises.

Shanghai - that Extra Mile… | SLAMXHYPE | The New Order Magazine | Your Place For Street Culture News (http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/)

All i'm saying, that if I could live off of 450 a month, I would move to Shanghai, and let my career be "hand job receiver".

sorry if this is a repost, but damn. I want to go to shanghai now.

ronmcdon
03-31-2009, 02:29 PM
Wow, I'm impressed.
Judging from the pics, I'm glad they found appropriate technicians.

LeftNutOfGowd
03-31-2009, 02:35 PM
Can I get some head with that hand too

Akiros
03-31-2009, 02:39 PM
Can I get some head with that hand too

I guess that's where the tip factor of their job comes in?

!Zar!
03-31-2009, 02:40 PM
Uhh, yeah but I have to give up sex.

I'm cool off that.

Funny that the guys have to wear the masks.

Girls better watch out or the will catch a mouthfull.

Akiros
03-31-2009, 02:42 PM
Uhh, yeah but I have to give up sex.

I'm cool off that.

1 Just wait till she's on her period
2. ??????????????? ;)
3. Profit

MannylovesLian
03-31-2009, 02:50 PM
haha when will that come here to the US

drftwerks
03-31-2009, 02:53 PM
april fools?

SexPanda
03-31-2009, 03:42 PM
Are you telling me a cute asian girl will give me a hand job, and I GET PAID?!

fuck i usually pay to have that happen...

karl wasabi
03-31-2009, 03:48 PM
lol. That's just silly. I'm down. haha.

reaxion
03-31-2009, 03:48 PM
wtf!? are you serious!?

soreballz
03-31-2009, 04:03 PM
lol. That's just silly. I'm down. haha.
You're not down and you know it! Quit frontin, or else I'll have to tell the story of what happened at the meet last week.

:spank:

:keke:

C. Senor
03-31-2009, 04:03 PM
so who's in on doing a group buy of plane tickets to shanghai for this?

haha. awesome.

!Zar!
03-31-2009, 04:10 PM
So you all would be willing to give up sex/porn for X amount of time just for $30 and a weak ass handjob?

Uhh, fuck that.

aziankingz
03-31-2009, 04:18 PM
its not even a raw handjob..booo!

s13poop
03-31-2009, 04:25 PM
wtf hahaha thats wild son

irax
03-31-2009, 04:29 PM
Are you telling me a cute asian girl will give me a hand job, and I GET PAID?!

fuck i usually pay to have that happen...

man your pimpin aint strong enough

90hatchie
03-31-2009, 04:39 PM
no glove no love

blasting_speed
03-31-2009, 04:45 PM
no glove no love

Damn that's what i was going to say. lol

That second nurse looks cute though. I wouldn't mind giving her a shot. lol

HyperTek
03-31-2009, 08:07 PM
something tells me they get alot of sperm donations lmao

Doubt they want any foreigners, they dont want obese fat people sperm lmao

RiversideS13
03-31-2009, 08:10 PM
lol you probabally will also get free kidney removal few days later.

that is the most retarded health service ever

DALAZ_68
03-31-2009, 08:17 PM
heaven on earth massage parlor....lol

qwikspool
03-31-2009, 08:18 PM
dont even have to get a prostitute anymore.

lflkajfj12123
03-31-2009, 08:42 PM
man your pimpin aint strong enough

yeaaaaaaaaaaah agreeed

Future240
03-31-2009, 09:07 PM
greatest part time job ever

HyperTek
03-31-2009, 10:13 PM
^if you want to be one of those girls lol

s13tilldeath*
03-31-2009, 10:25 PM
^^^haha.... thats whats up..... i wouldnt do it though..... fuck not getting laid for the whole time i do that shit.... Its not worth 30 bucks....

undesiredshoe
03-31-2009, 10:30 PM
So, I give free mammograms for college girls under 120lbs.

JohnJohn86
04-01-2009, 01:58 AM
China is going to take over the world, one hand job at a time

S14DB
04-01-2009, 02:14 AM
Legends & Rumors: Shanghai Sperm Bank Denies "Helping Hand" Rumor (http://legendsrumors.blogspot.com/2008/11/shanghai-sperm-bank-denies-helping-hand.html)

Fake. It's Japanese AV porn.

Future240
04-01-2009, 07:30 AM
^Of course, damn rule 34

xs240
04-01-2009, 10:03 AM
That's disgusting

shmiddy
04-01-2009, 10:06 AM
the chick in the second pic is kinda...... right their!!! what happenes if he misfires??

yudalicious
04-01-2009, 01:08 PM
the girl in the 2nd pic def looks more Japanese than Chinese.

ronmcdon
04-01-2009, 03:17 PM
Legends & Rumors: Shanghai Sperm Bank Denies "Helping Hand" Rumor (http://legendsrumors.blogspot.com/2008/11/shanghai-sperm-bank-denies-helping-hand.html)

Fake. It's Japanese AV porn.

AV video?!

Do you have a link to support that claim? :naughty:

S14DB
04-01-2009, 03:20 PM
AV video?!

Do you have a link to support that claim? :naughty:

Google Shanghai Sperm Bank. All the supporting claims will come up.

ronmcdon
04-01-2009, 03:23 PM
the girl in the 2nd pic def looks more Japanese than Chinese.

I found it plausible given it was Shanghai.
I have trouble distinguishing between Japanese and northern Chinese ppl based on pics.
usually the most telling sign is grooming.
you take that away, and it becomes really difficult.

sideways_s14
04-01-2009, 03:32 PM
damnitt, I didn't read the thread completely before I bought my 1-way ticket to shanghai! :duh: ummm, anyone wanna buy it off me, willing to trade for car parts? :p

!Zar!
04-01-2009, 04:14 PM
The real question is why the fuck does China need a sperm bank?

Akiros
04-01-2009, 04:19 PM
The real question is why the fuck does China need a sperm bank?

sea men. they are forming an army to take over the internet.

jzepol1985
04-01-2009, 05:14 PM
once you have been to asian country you will miss the women. If you are a good looking man like myself or hansum like the woman like to say, you will be treated like a king. If you look like a retarded Bruce willis but you are loaded the same applies. The Asian man has mistreated their woman so Americans have it made in Asia. Unless you act like a douche or are gay. In the Philippines I could walk to any girl and invite her to dinner and then slam it my room. It's that easy. Being nice works their unlike america where some girls get happy when they are treated like shit. Wow I'm off topic but woman have a different role than they do in the states. Things like this are common. Look at asian airlines they get to pick who can be flight attendant based on looks. Sorry for all the