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ESmorz
03-21-2009, 11:25 PM
Let's Do It.

Split them up.

:tinhat:

ayuaddict
03-21-2009, 11:29 PM
Im down.

its gonna be the same.

i think norcal just sucks.

ESmorz
03-21-2009, 11:31 PM
I'll probably move to Frisco though.

Can't stand all these fucking bible thumpers around here.

cc4usmc
03-21-2009, 11:46 PM
Northern and Southern

ESmorz
03-21-2009, 11:49 PM
No, we're doing this the right way.

Like the Dakota's.

driftking777
03-21-2009, 11:51 PM
yea...fuck north dakota....


...whats this about again?

cc4usmc
03-21-2009, 11:51 PM
Okie dokie

revat619
03-21-2009, 11:54 PM
Everything south of bakersfield should break off from the US and just be its own damn country. It basically is anyways. Just sayin...lol

revat619
03-22-2009, 12:00 AM
I'll probably move to Frisco though.

Can't stand all these fucking bible thumpers around here.

Where in socal are you? And who is messing with you? Jehova's Witness, Mormons, Christians?

From what i've seen, most "Christian" groups (baptist, lutheran, pentacostal, etc.) dont really do the door to door thing. However JWs and Mormons will low key stalk your ass.

cc4usmc
03-22-2009, 12:04 AM
http://www.hellstormusa.com/

BustedS13
03-22-2009, 12:06 AM
what the

whatever, norcal has my steel. frisco is one of my favorite cities

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 12:10 AM
Where in socal are you? And who is messing with you? Jehova's Witness, Mormons, Christians?

From what i've seen, most "Christian" groups (baptist, lutheran, pentacostal, etc.) dont really do the door to door thing. However JWs and Mormons will low key stalk your ass.

Fallbrook. I am literally surrounded by churches on all sides of my house.

I've got Catholic, Lutheran, Pres, Mormon, Jehova's Crazy Pants, 7th Day Adventists, Methodists, you name it. I got it and, I can't get away from it.

Plus, they fuck my life on Sunday with all the traffic.

That's beside the point though. I think it would be fairly beneficial to the politics of this great nation...

:w00t:

BustedS13
03-22-2009, 12:13 AM
Fallbrook. I am literally surrounded by churches on all sides of my house.

I've got Catholic, Lutheran, Pres, Mormon, Jehova's Crazy Pants, 7th Day Adventists, Methodists, you name it. I got it and, I can't get away from it.

Plus, they fuck my life on Sunday with all the traffic.

That's beside the point though. I think it would be fairly beneficial to the politics of this great nation...

:w00t:

do what i do on sundays. wake up at 1pm. problem solved

revat619
03-22-2009, 12:20 AM
or move to better part of socal than BFE fallbrook. No offense to YOU, but Fallbrook sucks HARD bro.

Back on topic. I'm down for the split. Norcal invented hyphy. I think that alone is grounds enough for a split.

BustedS13
03-22-2009, 12:21 AM
or move to better part of socal than BFE fallbrook. No offense to YOU, but Fallbrook sucks HARD bro.

Back on topic. I'm down for the split. Norcal invented hyphy. I think that alone is grounds enough for a split.

yeah bro
fallbrook sucks hard
..bro

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 12:28 AM
or move to better part of socal than BFE fallbrook. No offense to YOU, but Fallbrook sucks HARD bro.

Back on topic. I'm down for the split. Norcal invented hyphy. I think that alone is grounds enough for a split.

None taken.

I fucking hate it but, it's a free place to live and we have good roads.

OptionZero
03-22-2009, 12:35 AM
Won't happen.

First, politics and religion are no reasons to divide a state into two states.

Second, h20. Norcal has it. Socal doesn't. One state can share its water throughout its constituents; two states would mean one has to give up its water to give to another. That's more trouble.

California is one state with a diverse population. If you don't like your area, move to a different one.

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 12:39 AM
Where I live has nothing to do with the split.

The water already flows here, they aren't going to dehydrate us. They'd just make money off it.

I10cruiser
03-22-2009, 01:06 AM
less smog checks! in socal ftw:D thanks

OptionZero
03-22-2009, 01:07 AM
You're complaining about where you live and reasoned that the state should be split.

Water flows there, but Norcal shares its water reserves with Socal. Doing between two states would be harder than doing it within one state.

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 01:09 AM
You're complaining about where you live and reasoned that the state should be split.

Water flows there, but Norcal shares its water reserves with Socal. Doing between two states would be harder than doing it within one state.

That was just a side discussion that came up. Where I live has nothing to do with wanting to split the state up.

It would be harder but we bully around other states just fine getting our water.

drftmark
03-22-2009, 01:14 AM
Texas needs to become its own country, then socal and norcal can split so U.S can keep the same flag with 50 stars.

problem solved

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 01:18 AM
Or Alaska.

They can have Emperor Palin.

OptionZero
03-22-2009, 01:24 AM
Oh.

Didn't realize this was a wishlist thread.

cc4usmc
03-22-2009, 01:27 AM
It wasn't a serious one either.

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 01:32 AM
Seriouscity is overrated.

Lest not ye be confused this is still an open debate.

Jimmy Up
03-22-2009, 01:42 AM
Whats to debate?
May everything from Bakersfield on down be known as South California.

now come drive nos center on the 5th

ESmorz
03-22-2009, 01:50 AM
Whats to debate?
May everything from Bakersfield on down be known as South California.

now come drive nos center on the 5th

I don't want Bakersfield.

Bakersfield sucks. It's almost as bad as Fresno.

Jimmy Up
03-22-2009, 01:56 AM
Im gonna be there as well, to see how much more of a beating my bumpers can take.

Back to the topic at hand.

I agree with project "Free Alaska" -let it go, Palin can visit here becasue I would like to give that a shot... but yea, split the best state and get rid of the one that is not in-fact united to the rest of the states.



and doesnt have candy beaches and pigs roasted over an open fire...

I think Im covered.

revat619
03-22-2009, 03:15 AM
I don't want Bakersfield.

Bakersfield sucks. It's almost as bad as Fresno.

hahahahaha :rofl:

i was just talking to some friends about this!!!! Bakersfield and Fresno need to be annexed from California. No one from Socal or Norcal or shit, the entire US for that matter, ever purposely visits either of those two places.

HyperTek
03-22-2009, 04:18 AM
everyone reppin their sides? waits to someone from failorida steps in and brings that up lol

LeftNutOfGowd
03-22-2009, 10:58 AM
Oc baby 4 life

Enna
03-22-2009, 10:58 AM
hahahahaha :rofl:

i was just talking to some friends about this!!!! Bakersfield and Fresno need to be annexed from California. No one from Socal or Norcal or shit, the entire US for that matter, ever purposely visits either of those two places.

lol. Dont send them this way. We get enough of california fail in vegas, fuck california drivers. Our closest cali cities are baker and barstow, and those aren't any better than bakersfield (which really fucking sucks btw lol) and fresno (I dont know which sucks more lol).

Btw it may be just because I'm tired as fuck and just got off of graveyard shift, but doesn't the way california is spelled just look funny when you read it? It just looks like an oddly spelled state. Iono w/e, I'm crashing. Late.

lflkajfj12123
03-22-2009, 12:49 PM
lol this thread got so serious in a matter of 1 post

kingkilburn
03-22-2009, 01:13 PM
What about the Central Valley? We could be Central California. The sate slogan would be "Home of your dinner" or some other stupid farm bs. I think we would stick Southern Cali with not sending our water to them.

theicecreamdan
03-22-2009, 02:07 PM
we could really do without the whole eastern half of the state while we're at it. I don't really mind crossing state lines to go to the desert, but its pretty embarassing that El Centro is part of California

Matej
03-22-2009, 02:44 PM
Why don't you people like Alaska? That place is way cooler than most of the other states.

Literally.

articdragon192
03-22-2009, 02:48 PM
^ I heard you can see Russia from there.

Matej
03-22-2009, 02:51 PM
Every state should have 24-hour daylight summers.

soreballz
03-22-2009, 02:53 PM
We need Alaska for the oil.

FaLKoN240
03-22-2009, 02:54 PM
Cali is cool because the two places contrast each other so differently.

If I ever get rich, I wanna have one home in each area.

JGON85
03-22-2009, 04:09 PM
hahahahaha :rofl:

i was just talking to some friends about this!!!! Bakersfield and Fresno need to be annexed from California. No one from Socal or Norcal or shit, the entire US for that matter, ever purposely visits either of those two places.

dude I drove there for some p**** about 4 years ago, I went from Big Bear (where I was vacationing) to fresno just to get with a girl that I really liked from high school. about 800 miles in one day, and I missed my eagles in the superbowl but it was well worth it.
although driving up the 395/99 is scary shit if you break down.

ronmcdon
03-22-2009, 08:06 PM
Btw it may be just because I'm tired as fuck and just got off of graveyard shift, but doesn't the way california is spelled just look funny when you read it? It just looks like an oddly spelled state. Iono w/e, I'm crashing. Late.

It sounds awful imo.

you can thank the Spaniards for consistently terrible names
at least it's not named after some random & obscure saint;

Califia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Califia)

alindeman1989
03-23-2009, 01:51 PM
Go ahead break off we'll take all our water sources and lack of smoggy air.

BBSilvia
03-23-2009, 04:47 PM
im down with the split so-cal!

drift freaq
03-23-2009, 05:30 PM
Texas needs to become its own country, then socal and norcal can split so U.S can keep the same flag with 50 stars.

problem solved

says the man who is completely clueless about state significance and fails to realize that the Texas economy does not run the Country.

Though California does. We are the 6th largest economy in the world, we have the technological center of the world! aka Silicon Valley in the bay area. We could be our own country.

Oh and for all the stupid idiots who think otherwise, yes the U.S. still leads the world in shear technology regardless of what consumers think.

So with that said splitting up California is downright stupid but splitting California from the U.S. is almost downright feasible except for the fact that socal buys half its water from Colorado yup the Colorado river folks!

Oh and the bay area should get over itself. Its cool, its great, its not that great though.

Avante
03-23-2009, 05:40 PM
i don't know what you guys are talking about..

but last time i checked

i live in North Mexico.

kingkilburn
03-23-2009, 07:48 PM
So with that said splitting up California is downright stupid but splitting California from the U.S. is almost downright feasible except for the fact that socal buys half its water from Colorado yup the Colorado river folks!


That is easy to solve. Desalination. If Cali-payed federal taxes stayed here the government could afford state owned water utilities and LA would have its own water. That is better for the whole state. More water in the valley means more crops means more money.

Nevada and Arizona would not be on the verge of dehydration either.

ESmorz
03-23-2009, 07:54 PM
Yeah but Aquafina and Dasani will never let it happen.

Antihero983
03-23-2009, 08:07 PM
Bah fuck splitting it, nuke the whole fuckin state and start over.

well ok some of you will need to leave there cause you're ok and I dont want you in Fallout 4 Cali Edition.

ESmorz
03-23-2009, 08:13 PM
Bah fuck splitting it, nuke the whole fuckin state and start over.

well ok some of you will need to leave there cause you're ok and I dont want you in Fallout 4 Cali Edition.

There is a VERY high possibility I will be moving to Cambridge in the Fall.

idc lol

deolio
03-23-2009, 08:27 PM
california should become it's own country and then split into three states. norcal, cencal, and socal. all the hicks can move to cencal, all the shallow blondes and dirtbikers can move to socal, and all the hippies/environmentalists and artists can move to norcal.

and hawaii should become it's own country. do you have any idea how sick hawaii would be if it weren't part of the usa? like mexico minus the donkey sex.

kingkilburn
03-23-2009, 09:39 PM
Yeah but Aquafina and Dasani will never let it happen.

Fuck'em. They're just over priced tap water any way. I have a water softener on my whole house plus revers-osmosis in the kitchen. Those water Nazis hate me:fawkd:

Touge Noob S13
03-23-2009, 09:51 PM
california should become it's own country and then split into three states. norcal, cencal, and socal. all the hicks can move to cencal, all the shallow blondes and dirtbikers can move to socal, and all the hippies/environmentalists and artists can move to norcal.


Dirtbikers and hicks are the same damn thing. If we could get rid of all those people you listed (including illegals) California would probrably be much more pleasent.

Matej
03-26-2009, 09:41 PM
California to reduce carbon emissions by... banning black cars?! (http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/25/california-to-reduce-carbon-emissions-by-banning-black-cars)

ESmorz
03-26-2009, 09:46 PM
Good.

Black is overrated.

drift freaq
03-26-2009, 10:04 PM
California to reduce carbon emissions by... banning black cars?! (http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/25/california-to-reduce-carbon-emissions-by-banning-black-cars)

And once Matej posts some complete bullshit that he found on the net, that is not routed in any fact. I.E. Matej fails hard once again.

Give it up. Either post intelligent shit or shut the fuck up. Not the drivel you linked above.

Taniguchi_Is_#1
03-26-2009, 10:05 PM
California to reduce carbon emissions by... banning cars?! (http://www.autoblog.com/2009/03/25/california-to-reduce-carbon-emissions-by-banning-black-cars)


fixed.


ljo;huigyugfyrdeyra64

ronmcdon
03-26-2009, 10:23 PM
And once Matej posts some complete bullshit that he found on the net, that is not routed in any fact. I.E. Matej fails hard once again.

Give it up. Either post intelligent shit or shut the fuck up. Not the drivel you linked above.

I was hoping it was bs as well, but the article does contain a link to the CA emissions site;

give the poor guy a break, lol.

http://www.arb.ca.gov/cc/cool-paints/final_cool_cars_workshop_presentation31209.pdf

ESmorz
03-26-2009, 10:27 PM
And once Matej posts some complete bullshit that he found on the net, that is not routed in any fact. I.E. Matej fails hard once again.

Give it up. Either post intelligent shit or shut the fuck up. Not the drivel you linked above.

Hey brah, that's my bro you're messing with it.

I don't want this to turn into a brodown.

Ok Brorack Brobama?

xtreme_s14
03-26-2009, 10:30 PM
While on topic of segregation, I think Long Beach, Cerritos, Bellflower, Lakewood, etc. should become LONG BEACH COUNTY.

Matej
03-26-2009, 10:35 PM
And once Matej posts some complete bullshit that he found on the net, that is not routed in any fact. I.E. Matej fails hard once again.

Give it up. Either post intelligent shit or shut the fuck up. Not the drivel you linked above.
Sir, I do not understand what your problem is. I humbly support anything in our power to preserve this beautiful planet we all share.

BustedS13
03-26-2009, 10:48 PM
And once Matej posts some complete bullshit that he found on the net, that is not routed in any fact. I.E. Matej fails hard once again.

Give it up. Either post intelligent shit or shut the fuck up. Not the drivel you linked above.

you act like it's at all surprising that there could be a new completely insane California car law on the horizon.

Matej
03-26-2009, 10:54 PM
In the days of a geocentric universe, Mr. drift freaq would have taken an immense pleasure in ridiculing Copernicus.

JRas
03-27-2009, 12:05 AM
I know one thing, California needs it's own regional section... definitely remove Arizona

BOROSUN
03-27-2009, 12:24 AM
we gots the big trees up in here!!! woot