Having back/neck problems? Need a massage? Click here. (Socal)

[soreballz]

Muscle tension, back problems, knots, whatever...

My lady friend recently completed her massage therapy schooling, and she needs clients to practice on and hone her skills. She is a CERTIFIED massage therapist.

She works for tips (not those kind of tips, ya perverts), "suggested" tips would be 20 bucks per 30 minute session.

She lives in Riverside, but is willing to travel to your location for a small fee (gas).

PM me if you're interested and want more info.




Oh, and this should go without saying, but... NO FUCKING HAPPY ENDINGS. lol

[ESmorz]

You lost me at the red part.

[1989rps13]

pics of the lady friend......

[karl wasabi]

No happy endings? That is completely unacceptable.

[Xbroke_kidX]

hahahaha can i get a free sample first?

[soreballz]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/11/l_203e293cc1d8494689351ad36e674421.jpg

Happy endings are for me only. lol
Well... MAAAAAYBE for Teddy and Johnnie. MAYBE. :keke:

[ESmorz]

Sharing is caring...

:ugh:

[soreballz]

Oh, she models, too, so if your car is sexy, and you want a sexy girl to pose with it or some lame shit like that, that's cool too. lol

[Vatche]

hey ill do it, as long as shes ok with hairy backs. :)

[soreballz]

^I should probably note, she needs to train on people, not bears, Vatche. :keke:

Nah, she's cool with hairy backs. lol

[C. Senor]

why does she look familiar and why am i not on that list?!

but yay for being cool with hairy backs. i'm honestly down. some time like monday or tuesday next week. 20 bucks/minute is very doable.

today i found out i fucked up my back and will now be going to physical therapy, so this might also help.

[Vatche]

ive needed a massage for a long time. and she better be ok with hairy backs. cuz thats what real men are made of.

haha hahaha

[1989rps13]

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

[soreballz]

why does she look familiar and why am i not on that list?!

but yay for being cool with hairy backs. i'm honestly down. some time like monday or tuesday next week. 20 bucks/minute is very doable.

today i found out i fucked up my back and will now be going to physical therapy, so this might also help.
She looks familiar because she's Nikky, and you've met her. lol

[Vatche]

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

you dont have a sig. unfortunately.



and alex, you have met her. she came to the diamond plaza meets with us back in the day with kyle

[usdm180sx]

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

I don't think you have to worry about that. She wouldn't waste any time chasing someone like you :rofl:

[2iv0 sx]

All of a sudden I have this shooting pain in my back..

[1989rps13]

I don't think you have to worry about that. She wouldn't waste any time chasing someone like you :rofl:


Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features:ugh: I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey:bigok: I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single:smash: You fucken fool. LOL.

[Vatche]

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features:ugh: I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey:bigok: I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single:smash: You fucken fool. LOL.


who are you exactly again? nobody?
you gotta be kidding me man, how old r u exactly? like 16?

anywayz ill make a quote too.

"you betta check yo self befo you reck yo self." -normthug.

[CrimsonRockett]

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features:ugh: I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey:bigok: I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single:smash: You fucken fool. LOL.

Pretty sure they wouldn't be around you for the money because we all know how you like to buy them dinner off the dollar menu.

:)

[C. Senor]

She looks familiar because she's Nikky, and you've met her. lol

oh yeah....then in that case....never mind i'll go else where. lol she's pretty cute...that felt weird saying

haha. seriously though i'm down. let me know.



and alex, you have met her. she came to the diamond plaza meets with us back in the day with kyle

yeah i know i was just messing around with him. geez vatche you need some coffee bean....or that nasty ass tea. haha.



oh damn...norm you better regulate on his ass!

[murda-c]

All of a sudden I have this shooting pain in my back..


shooting is right.

[mrflip69]

NO COMMERCIAL POSTS

haha jp :P

She do Thai massage?

[usdm180sx]

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features:ugh: I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey:bigok: I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single:smash: You fucken fool. LOL.

When I'm 80 I'll still have more game than you haha

Anywayz, I'm down. Photoshoot with my car after?

[1989rps13]

Pretty sure they wouldn't be around you for the money because we all know how you like to buy them dinner off the dollar menu.

:)

Word up no chick is gonna stick me for my paper. That's the difference between me and you. You dine your girl and treat her and i don't:nono:. Then again theres a difference between where you and I are in life. I'm a cheap dude and i know how to work my way around the female that it won't matter you see. Thats the reason i got what i got son and it won't reflect in my car but sure does in my bank account:werd:. My style is more sicker than yours. If you were to lend me your girl for a day wooo you wouldn't know son.

[1989rps13]

When I'm 80 I'll still have more game than you haha

Anywayz, I'm down. Photoshoot with my car after?


LOL. Can you even run at your age right now? :hyper:

[DataXUnknown]

Haha how come Nikky didn't tell me this? I worked 25 hours, ran 10 miles, along with only sleeping for a total of about 9 hours within the last 3 days. I need a message pretty badly.

[bardabe]

No happy endings? That is completely unacceptable.

i'm with karl.... *sigh*

[CrimsonRockett]

Then again theres a difference between where you and I are in life. I'm a cheap dude and i know how to work my way around the female that it won't matter you see. Thats the reason i got what i got son and it won't reflect in my car but sure does in my bank account.

I have a "friend" with over 20k in his bank account, yet he's the most pathetic person I've met in my entire life. So, remember, money isn't everything.

My style is more sicker than yours.

If you say so.

If you were to lend me your girl for a day wooo you wouldn't know son.

Oh, I would know. She'd laugh in your face and drive away still laughing.

Please, continue talking about your so-called "game".

Anywho, Nikky is awesome.

^_^

She looks totally different from the last time I saw her.

Then again, I don't remember much from that night.

Haha.

[usdm180sx]

LOL. Can you even run at your age right now? :hyper:

How about me, mario and everyone else that knows how much of a douchebag you really are meet up with you at this meet so that you could find out lino? Fuck, there's even someone who has their sig demonstrating how much of a douchebag you are. Bring it on anytime son.

That is, if you can afford busfare from perris. We'll be waiting for you :D

[1989rps13]

I have a "friend" with over 20k in his bank account, yet he's the most pathetic person I've met in my entire life. So, remember, money isn't everything.



If you say so.



Oh, I would know. She'd laugh in your face and drive away still laughing.

Please, continue talking about your so-called "game".

Anywho, Nikky is awesome.

^_^

Money is not everything of course. I'm just a smart individual where in 5-6 years i hope to buy a cheap home cash money while you still tinker and go through 20+ 240sx's that you have owned at age 19/ 20? LOL now that is PATHETIC. You've probably gone through more 240's than a girl goes through purses. I'll never take suggestions from someone who doesnt have their head straight:whip:

[xKennie]

all the tension and arguing in this thread is makein me want a massage lol

[1989rps13]

all the tension and arguing in this thread is makein me want a massage lol

damn kennie what can i say it's just the haters i can only say it how it is:blah:

[CrimsonRockett]

Money is not everything of course. I'm just a smart individual where in 5-6 years i hope to buy a cheap home cash money while you still tinker and go through 20+ 240sx's that you have owned at age 19/ 20? LOL now that is PATHETIC. You've probably gone through more 240's than a girl goes through purses. I'll never take suggestions from someone who doesnt have their head straight:whip:

Who's the one that PM'd me asking for suggestions months ago?

I still have those saved if you want me to bring them up.

Not to mention the fact that if you REALLY knew me, you'd know that I'd give up my car in a heart beat to buy a house, but you didn't know that. Again, continue being cheap and we'll see where that takes you.(Not that I even care. So, please, don't update me.)

:)

Before this thread goes even more off-topic, that's the end of it.

Anybody feel like going on with this conversation, take it to PM's.

[drift freaq]

How about me, mario and everyone else that knows how much of a douchebag you really are meet up with you at this meet so that you could find out lino? Fuck, there's even someone who has their sig demonstrating how much of a douchebag you are. Bring it on anytime son.

That is, if you can afford busfare from perris. We'll be waiting for you :D

Norm don't let his punk ass comments bother you. Kid has no game. If he did he would not have to brag about it. Unless he has proof of the game he is just a bunch of words.

[xKennie]

damn kennie what can i say it's just the haters i can only say it how it is:blah:

hahahah group hug? in the most possible straight way?....


maybe if enough people get tense enough by my party i should tell her to come and i will have a room where she can charge for massages. she will make bank.

to stay on subject, now that i think about it i may know someone that really does need a massage like weekly or so due to real stress

[1989rps13]

Who's the one that PM'd me asking for suggestions months ago?

I still have those saved if you want me to bring them up.

Not to mention the fact that if you REALLY knew me, you'd know that I'd give up my car in a heart beat to buy a house, but you didn't know that. Again, continue being cheap and we'll see where that takes you.(Not that I even care. So, please, don't update me.)

:)

Before this thread goes even more off-topic, that's the end of it.

Anybody feel like going on with this conversation, take it to PM's.

I dont have pm's available. But this would be the last comment i have to say and I only hope to see you at kennie's bday party. Yes i did ask for suggestions month's ago but that was before you started acting like an asshole on my wanted to buy threads. You shouldn't let go of your car lol it has all your life saving on that car it. Being cheap has taken me to where im at right now just stacking green. Peace out I speak the truth and crimsonrockett just cause your a mod people kiss your ass but straight up im not that type of dude.
Peace out.:fawk2:

[Vatche]

annoying^

Lets go back to talking about hairy backs.

so when is it that i can get my massage, im available friday after work, saturday after work or sunday after mtn biking. but on sunday there is a high possibility i will fall asleep like 5 min after. :p

[xKennie]

I dont have pm's available. But this would be the last comment i have to say and I only hope to see you at kennie's bday party. Yes i did ask for suggestions month's ago but that was before you started acting like an asshole on my wanted to buy threads. You shouldn't let go of your car lol it has all your life saving on that car it. Being cheap has taken me to where im at right now just stacking green. Peace out I speak the truth and crimsonrockett just cause your a mod people kiss your ass but straight up im not that type of dude.
Peace out.:fawk2:


there will be no fighting at my party or anything of that matter btw! hahahha i dont want drama just good times.

back to topic guys lol

[CrimsonRockett]

I dont have pm's available. But this would be the last comment i have to say and I only hope to see you at kennie's bday party. Yes i did ask for suggestions month's ago but that was before you started acting like an asshole on my wanted to buy threads. You shouldn't let go of your car lol it has all your life saving on that car it. Being cheap has taken me to where im at right now just stacking green. Peace out I speak the truth and crimsonrockett just cause your a mod people kiss your ass but straight up im not that type of dude.
Peace out.:fawk2:

Dude, nobody kisses my ass.

This is the internet. You take it as serious business and bring it to the real world.

I laugh about it on the interwebz and get over it the next day.

There's a really good chance I'll be at the party. So, if we do meet, cool. I don't know if we'll have much to talk about.

:keke:

I won't be fighting. FYI. Just not that type of person. Kennie knows me. Hell, I can even admit to not being in shape. Bahahahaha.

:)

Kyle, bring Nikky to the party and give out free samples(as horrible as that sounds, I don't mean it in that way...at all. haha)

[mrmephistopheles]

Too much crap in this here thread. Soreballz, start a new one, k?

1989rps123dasdlkjn1jn: keep trolling and it won't be just a ban from the Marketplace.

[C. Senor]

Dude, nobody kisses my ass.

Kyle, bring Nikky to the party and give out free samples(as horrible as that sounds, I don't mean it in that way...at all. haha)

that's true....who in the hell even likes johnny?

and lol at that comment. damn kyle, johnny be tryin to slang nikky out from under you. :wavey: haha

seriously though...kyle you should be her manager and get to making some appointments in a planner or something.

[soreballz]

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."
This isn't about prostitution. The cuteness of the girl means nothing. Its a fucking massage. Don't like it, don't post.

Man, just when I thought I'd squashed our beef, you go posting this dumb shit. Good job, dude. :duh:



Anywho, ON TOPIC: Those who are interested (Wes, Norm, Alex, Vatche), PM me and we'll set something up.
To those who aren't interested and just want to bicker and say stupid shit, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD.


EDIT: New thread? Will do, Mr Kevin sir. :)

[touge monster]

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features:ugh: I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey:bigok: I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single:smash: You fucken fool. LOL.

LOL. Can you even run at your age right now? :hyper:

Have some respect you little shit. I'd love to meet you in person...

[soreballz]

New thread has been started.


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Please.

[DALAZ_68]

When I'm 80 I'll still have more game than you haha

Anywayz, I'm down. Photoshoot with my car after?


i thought u were 80....


:keke:

[Phlip]

New thread has been started.


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Please.

Gladly.

Right now.