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GSXRJJordan
02-13-2009, 11:49 PM
http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=97:when-your-credit-card-signature-fun-backfires&catid=34:humor&Itemid=60

Hil - fuckin - larious.

Discuss.

palmdale_mob
02-13-2009, 11:57 PM
haha that was funny as fuck
I've never thought to draw something as my signature

ALEXTHESUS*PECT
02-14-2009, 12:02 AM
If any of my guy friends leave out their card's i just write:

I love boys

on the back!

soreballz
02-14-2009, 12:03 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

Awesome.

I hate those signature machines. I usually just draw a bunch of squiggly lines on them. lol

02-14-2009, 12:06 AM
lmao
funny shit!

theicecreamdan
02-14-2009, 12:13 AM
I draw pirate ships shooting cannon balls, you have to hurry because those things dont give you very much time

Jdm.I.Am
02-14-2009, 12:16 AM
fucking awesome.

OKR_240SX
02-14-2009, 12:19 AM
I sign as Captain America every time I go to Walmart..

articdragon192
02-14-2009, 12:24 AM
OMG, I'm crying here. I'm gonna die! Shit's hilarious!

Deftec
02-14-2009, 12:33 AM
Read somewhere else that posted this(this may not be 100% exact but it may be close) that if you are signing shit like this on your card....and say someone actually steals your card and maxes it out, the company can hold you reliable instead of said person that stole it due to you not signing it correctly at all. I'll try to find the thread once I'm more on the sober side.

C. Senor
02-14-2009, 01:03 AM
lol....awesome. i'd be busting up too!

qt_240
02-14-2009, 01:55 AM
great find...

J240sxxx
02-14-2009, 02:01 AM
lmao great stuff!!

TravisSW
02-14-2009, 02:06 AM
rofl!!

I gotta try that too one day.

MisawaJason
02-14-2009, 02:36 AM
That is too damn funny. I want to try it now

tamiya_s2000
02-14-2009, 03:41 AM
LOL good idea

BustedS13
02-14-2009, 04:03 AM
i always do the exact same thing. i always draw a dick. i've probably signed a dick for a couple hundred transactions at this point. and i've never had an issue.

although now that i think of it... my next debit card is going to have a dick marching band or dick parade as the signature, filling up the entire space

deolio
02-14-2009, 02:28 PM
aw shit. i lol'd. good find.

allntrlundrgrnd
02-14-2009, 02:34 PM
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/a3/6786/I-Find-Humerus_275x275.jpg

neverrain
02-14-2009, 02:45 PM
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/a3/6786/I-Find-Humerus_275x275.jpg

Lol ^^. This thread is awesome. The OP is hilarious. My eyes are watering and my cheeks hurt from laughing.

jmd8590
02-14-2009, 05:29 PM
I do this kind of stuff all the time. I had to pay my ticket on friday and i signed it "fuck temecula". No one gives a shit.

w0nderbr3ad
02-14-2009, 08:09 PM
lmao....i'd shit bricks if i was behind that guy ahha. Gonna sign Jesus Christ the next time I use my card.

GSXRJJordan
02-14-2009, 08:16 PM
..."fuck temecula"...

Quoted for TRUTH.

That is all.

fliprayzin240sx
02-15-2009, 03:44 AM
I used to just draw happy faces on my signature...what people dont realize is that most of the time, the register person sees what you signed.




I do this kind of stuff all the time. I had to pay my ticket on friday and i signed it "fuck temecula". No one gives a shit.

Whats wrong with Temecula?!?!














HAHA, youre right, that place is a shit hole!!!

ta2maki
02-15-2009, 05:09 AM
He's not the first to draw body parts.

The Credit Card Prank II (http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/)

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/012605_cc_butt.jpg

MisawaJason
02-15-2009, 05:34 AM
I used to just draw happy faces on my signature...what people dont realize is that most of the time, the register person sees what you signed.



Yeah, I used to scribble until I saw my signature pop up on the cashiers register at the BX one day. So I started signing my shit regularly again:duh:

azndoc
02-15-2009, 05:44 AM
That is pretty funny.

I like it when people leave their cameras around.

I take nice pictures for them to view at a later time and date.

MisawaJason
02-15-2009, 06:25 AM
That is pretty funny.

I like it when people leave their cameras around.

I take nice pictures for them to view at a later time and date.

wait, what?

codunc
02-15-2009, 06:41 AM
like those ashton kutcher commercials for nikon haha

iwishiwas-all*
02-15-2009, 08:15 AM
my sister went to the bank andhad hers changed to a cat face or something she draws, fucking stupid, think how easy it is to forge that

treken2t87
02-15-2009, 08:25 AM
Haha I've actually signed with a penis drawing before and made up names, funny stuff

ripnbst
02-15-2009, 09:36 AM
Hilarious, super hilarious. Ive done stuff like this also.

turbobrick
02-15-2009, 10:17 AM
I do this too, but I've never drawn a penis. I usually just scribble some shapes down.

iHeartTheTouge
02-15-2009, 04:11 PM
i read this one awhile back, it was very good

The Credit Card Prank (http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/)
http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/ Part 2

airsoft
02-15-2009, 05:46 PM
I read this a few days ago, and almost signed my credit card differently...

I chickened out because I was staring at the signature part for like 10 seconds and couldn't think of something to sign....

jmd8590
02-16-2009, 12:56 PM
ha ha whats wrong with temecula? I got a 1000 dollar ticket from them

and with all corrections it was still 412 dollars

thats bullshit for driving too fast i could have anything less than an ounce of weed in my car in the same county and only get a 200 dollar fine and still keep the weed

worangejuice
02-17-2009, 06:27 PM
I usually sign up for those grocery store cards as
Brad Pitt
Or John Elway
That shit don't even matter though hahahaha
funny story

emersonLP
02-18-2009, 08:38 AM
Ha, I used to do this! Office max displays the signature on the cashier's screen when you are done FYI... haha

lucky7
02-18-2009, 10:18 AM
i just draw a horizontal line. it ALWAYS takes it.
there was a girl at one store that said the same thing. "that doesnt match the signature on your card." i said, "so?" she gave me a strange look and just pressed whatever button she had to press. my most recent card, i didnt even bother to sign. my dad never signs his. i used to work at a gas station, i LOVED the ones that said "SEE ID" written on the back with a sharpie. :keke: some people would bitch if i didnt ask for their license. other people seemed annoyed if i did ask. like they forgot they wrote that there or something. :keke: shit is such a joke. and i say that, because nobody really checks. like Ta2Maki posted, i read that probably 3-4 years ago. and i realized that the guy was completely right.

Mister.E
02-18-2009, 04:42 PM
that was hilarious

That is pretty funny.

I like it when people leave their cameras around.

I take nice pictures for them to view at a later time and date.

Jack....WTF are you talking about man? :rofl:

amdnivram
02-18-2009, 05:28 PM
man im tearing up here lol