Who farts around ther GF?

[phukyuu]

I'm just wondering who farts around their girlfriend because last night the [email protected]@H made me mad i didnt want to get all Chris brown on her so i just farted on her and she got mad a left my damm house ! :spank:

[jrocslider]

hahahahahahahaha

wtf

you farted ON her. that's disrespectful and that is why she left your house.

around her i understand... maybe, but ON her is a different story

[BoostedAuto]

I do it all the time...I dont care, she doesn't. lol

[RaceBred 17]

Phuk you are an idiot, But funny.Dont get a nose bleed.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I do lol she farts to but her's are always ALWAYS silent but I know when she farted because they fucking SMELL....

[Flicktitty]

it's human nature...

so yess i do.

[wheresthaboost?]

I do it all the time...I dont care, she doesn't. lol

+1, i dont do that shit on her though haha

[qwikspool]

there's a difference on farting on them and farting around them. i do it around my wife but it took me awhile to get comfortable doing it. lol

[Alpha Residence]

Depends on how long we've been going out I guess, if it hasn't been that long i'll try and do it when i'm not around her. My current girl I have no issue farting around but I still try not to because you get what you give.....as far as farting on her? Thats just messed up you can give a bitch pink eye doing that lol.

I have gotten pissed at my current girl and gave her a dutch oven.....didn't go down so well lol.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

what are you? 5? farting is cool!!! it's a territorial thing. Let the sharting commence.

[phukyuu]

lol , it happens to the best of us and u can only imagine wht bbg ribs, bbq beans and hot links smell like coming out ! DAMMMM

[aziankingz]

Umm wtf is a dutch oven?

[stiizy]

I don't .................

Been with her for years and still haven't

[ANVIL]

shit i do. i fart ON her whenever i get the chance. its a love fart

[ANVIL]

I don't .................

Been with her for years and still haven't

thats just weird. are u guys one of those couples who wont take a shit if the other one is there?

[OfourTHREEfive]

I dont like doing it around her, but if I do I blame it on the pitbull.

Sometimes I just cant help it.

[Alpha Residence]

Umm wtf is a dutch oven?

To fart under the bed covers while one is in bed with another person, and then pull the sheets over their head so they're forced to smell it.

[mrmephistopheles]

If you can't fart on/be farted on by your significant other, you're not in a stable or worthwhile relationship. I don't care if you went to Vasser or Harvard or are from Jim-Bob's trailer park. Farting is natural and can be funny. Doing so on/around yoru significant other is an act of love.

[aziankingz]

Lol wow thats fucked up haha

[Phlip]

It is only acceptable to fart ON someone as a joke, not in frustration.
I have only farted around my girl one time, and it kinda slipped out when I was rolling over one night, we just kinda laughed it off.

[SHIFT_*grind*]

Sometimes they sound quite strange, and those are the ones my wife laughs at.

If I know it's gonna smell though, I hold it in.

If you can't fart on/be farted on by your significant other, you're not in a stable or worthwhile relationship. I don't care if you went to Vasser or Harvard or are from Jim-Bob's trailer park. Farting is natural and can be funny. Doing so on/around yoru significant other is an act of love.

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[phukyuu]

Umm wtf is a dutch oven?


A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the blanket as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there

[stiizy]

thats just weird. are u guys one of those couples who wont take a shit if the other one is there?

YEP...

She's more open about it now but i'm not idk why??

[ZenkiKid]

i cup my farts in my hand and then proceed to put my hand on her nose.. works every time.

[Kaos_S13]

The best is farting in a packed elevator and waiting for reactions.

[n240sxfnatic]

Whenever I have rotten egg farts, I dutch oven her under the covers.

[RaceBred 17]

Phuk you enjoys the smell of his farts anyway. He dutch ovens himself... What a sicko.

[enkei2k]

i don't....i burp around her a lot though...trying to cut back on that...

[evasive_one]

I try not to do it.. but sometimes it's just got to come out.

Dutch oven huh? I'mma have to try that!lol jk

[rican_nick]

If you can't fart on/be farted on by your significant other, you're not in a stable or worthwhile relationship. I don't care if you went to Vasser or Harvard or are from Jim-Bob's trailer park. Farting is natural and can be funny. Doing so on/around yoru significant other is an act of love.

exactly!!

after 9 yrs if she has a problem with me farting or even taking a dump.. she must be seeing another guy.. hahaha

[DreamN]

I try not to. Rarely it happens. I'm actually trying to correct this bad habit of hers. It's just to much of a comfortable state. You lose some of that "mystery" of the relationship when you get way to comfortable. I prefer having that mystery rather than knowing what my girlfriend's farts smell like. Though if we're just tired from the day laying in bed together and one of us does fart, we don't care.

[HyperTek]

how many of you would fart on a girl your dating?? cuz gf is kind of already a sealed deal that she will put up with ur ass lol

[ZenkiMR_S]

To fart under the bed covers while one is in bed with another person, and then pull the sheets over their head so they're forced to smell it.
haha, I did this once, she got fucking pissed.:axe:

[soreballz]

my gf lays down manlier farts than I do. =(

[origin_s135]

it's natural for us to fart; why hold it?

[OKR_240SX]

I use them to my advantage. Like when we're shopping and I want to go home I just start fartin quitely in the stores then she gets embarrassed and we go home. Other then that if I do fart, she just looks at me in disgust then goes back to watever she was doin.

[RaceBred 17]

Dont you love the look of disgust.

[rokmplutonium]

I'm just wondering who farts around their girlfriend because last night the [email protected]@H made me mad i didnt want to get all Chris brown on her so i just farted on her and she got mad a left my damm house ! :spank:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s210/sr20rps13/541yfl5.png
"Now that's how you get pink eye"

[GluedMyNuts]

pretty girls dont fart.

[azndoc]

girls don't fart, burp, or poop.

done and done.

oh but I do though.

[adrians_s13]

its funny.... I'm not comfortable farting around my gf, but before we hooked up and we were just friends, I farted around her on purpose because I thought it was funny.

but yeah, we've been together for 3 years, and we don't fart around each other. The only time she'll catch me fart is if i'm asleep and unconscious, which she has

[mRclARK1]

I try not to. Rarely it happens. I'm actually trying to correct this bad habit of hers. It's just to much of a comfortable state. You lose some of that "mystery" of the relationship when you get way to comfortable. I prefer having that mystery rather than knowing what my girlfriend's farts smell like. Though if we're just tired from the day laying in bed together and one of us does fart, we don't care.

Agreed. I like to keep some manners around a gf at all times. But that doesn't mean I'm all proper all the time either.

Once I walked right up to a girl I was dating and asked if she wanted some pizza and then burped right in her face. haha... she laughed. But I knew she was the type who would as well...

[allntrlundrgrnd]

i love you guys, this thread made me lol.

speaking of farts, one time i ripped ass right as i was getting off while getting head from an ex.

I laughed for 5+ minutes. she thought it was funny too

[ESmorz]

Whenever I have gf's I always do.

If they don't like it... they are way to uptight.

One night I was railing my ex after a movie and chipotle... I was tootin the whole way through.

:snoop:

[lolatclint]

i fart in public all day i dont give a shit lol its funny and normal :D

[tamiya_s2000]

noob wrong thread lol
this should be posted in the "weird things u do that nobody else does" thread
like farting ON ur gf after an argument... LOL

[ZenkiKid]

my gf lays down manlier farts than I do. =(

same here man, my girl be having out of this world smelling farts thats so bad that after shes long gone the smell still lingers. no lie.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

yes I fart in front of her. If she gives me any lip I'll shit in her mouth!






I kid I kid





I'll shit on her chest.

[turbo_duce40]

shit i do. i fart ON her whenever i get the chance. its a love fart

same here lol i love to share the wealth... dats my way of lettin her know i still love her :naughty: lol

[MunsonAuto]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/MunsonAuto/beaverfail.jpg

[SlideWell]

u farted on her? geez. i fart around my gf if i have one, but not on her, thats really disrespectful.

[joeapple8]

She farted on my face when I was sleeping, it made me tear up, not cause it made me cry but that shit made my eyes teary... so during lunch I look her in the eye like im about to tell her some thing and i burped in her face.... after i ate a double double.. haha I love her

[aoiken3]

this made my day. i think i'll eat some beans later and chug it down with a half gallon of milk followed by prunes and pepto-bismo. then i'll see how much loyal my chick really is :barfkiss:lol

[Sil-Abc]

im waiting for someone to say "i got pink eye cuz she farted on my pillow"

[opponheimer]

if you can't fart around your girlfriend you're not ever going to marry her.

[silvia_twins]

you know after a nine month deployment and being around stinky Marines (I am a Marine too) and even worse smelling afghans I vowed to myself that I would not fart in front of the wife anymore. I used to think it was funny till I had to deploy in my 11 man team to afghan and deal with all the other mother fuckers who thought there flatulence was funny. I could not fucking stand to smell another dudes fart and I will not fart in front of my wife.

[bloodangels13]

i do fairly fequently (protein shacks do it like wooo) i jus look at her with a smerk every time.. the fun ones are the "walking farts" cutting em as you walk past ppl in the mall lol

[DreamN]

if you can't fart around your girlfriend you're not ever going to marry her.

I have no issue with that.

[ZilviaKid]

i do fairly fequently (protein shacks do it like wooo) i jus look at her with a smerk every time.. the fun ones are the "walking farts" cutting em as you walk past ppl in the mall lol
i always fart in stores that have asshole employees.. I call them Bombing runs.. haha

[legacy927]

i do....there are times i just play around, i would just go to her like mad serious, and be like..."oh man, some shit just happened!!" she would be like "what happened?" and i would just fart right there...LOL

[phukyuu]

This thread is way to lol , i love that i can fart and its free besides my gf leaving me 4 a night b but thats life ill have to find a girl who likes my stinky farts ! lol

[90hatchie]

i farted around my ex
even her parents
hell i let a juicy one rip on the elevator up the empire state building and laughed the whole way up

[Matej]

Farting is gross.

One time a girl farted in front of me, and I have not see her since.

[highwaystar22]

I used to never do it at all. Only time I farted in front of an ex-gf, that I dated for two or so years, was when I she was doing the deed downtown and I came to "fruition" and it slipped out. I was mortified but she either ignored it or didn't hear it, although I'm suprised cause her face was right there. It was never spoken of. I also never pooped in her house or when I was around her.

My current girl and I have been together quite sometime and we fart in front of each other. She thinks it's hilarious. If they smell horrible she gets annoyed, but if they're not bad she doesn't mind. I don't dutch oven or fart on her ever though.

The first time I farted in front of her was at a party. She jumped out of nowhere and scraed the hell out of me and I farted just as I jumped in suprised. She died laughing, and I was left there red faced and embarrassed as hell.

[amdnivram]

i do, 4 years of being together, i dont know what i cant do

[fliprayzin240sx]

Funny how this thread came up...I just had "Battle Farts" with the wife. Ofcourse I won...my stomachs a real man's stomach. All fucked up from all the spicy food, dead animals and alcohol mixed in it.

That's how we roll for Valentines Day....

[murda-c]

I don't have a gf :(

im still under the influence.

fuck you yu guys.

[StalinDrift123]

^^^hahaha, u guys are fucking funny!!!

just the other day my gf and i had a fart shoot out! id shoot one at her, next thing i know is im watching tv and minding my own business and she will run by and shoot one right to the side of my head!!! instant kill!!! i usually pass out for 3 hours and paramedics have to revive me back to life afterwards. :)

[ripnbst]

On and near are two TOTALLY different things. Near her yes, on her no. Even I think thats fucking disgusting.

[michaelvic240]

hahaha
nah i think its funny
and so should she
farts are funny

[dolphin]

LMAO. I fart near and on my gf all the time! and she still love me! I love farting, always brings a smile to my face.

[StalinDrift123]

haha, just goes to show ya how the guys just laugh at things like this, for girls its probably so nasty to hear and smell that! HAHAHAHA!!!!

[soldiaboy]

I'm just wondering who farts around their girlfriend because last night the [email protected]@H made me mad i didnt want to get all Chris brown on her so i just farted on her and she got mad a left my damm house ! :spank:
i fart around my girl, ive farted on her too. she lold

[fliprayzin240sx]

Best part is farting in the car and locking the passenger side windows...her reaction 15-20 seconds later are funny.

[Element_on_20s]

I'll fart around her but never on her. Well, except last night when I rolled over, coughed, and farted on her.

She laughed it off, and I went right back to sleep.

She's a keeper forsure.

[irax]

my xgf used to fart around me all the fucking time... some times it would smell, but it was mostly just loud.